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Hey, hey, hey,
guess what?

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It would appear
that despite

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everything, humanity
has made it

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through another
freaking year!

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Fun fact, did you
know that

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everyone who is watching
this has

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made it through
this year?

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Unless of course
you were born

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after this video and
are watching

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this in the
future,

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in which case you
missed

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everything,
imagine

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being younger than
Fortnite.

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Also, happy birthday
universe! You

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are 2026 years
old now!

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Don't look there,

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quickly, blow out

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the cake and eat
the candles!