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Welcome to SCP
Foundation's

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warehouse of useless
stuff.

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We have

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A nuclear snow
globe that does a

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nuclear explosion

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inside of it when
shaken.

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A six-sided cube
that can

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occasionally roll
a seven.

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A 24 000 karat diamond
brick.

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How is this an anomaly
exactly?

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A plastic halo that
floats only when

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above a person
who have

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never committed a
deadly sin.

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What have you done?

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A file with a size
of negative 2

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bytes that can be
copied.

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Somehow the most anomalous
object here.

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No, really, how exactly
is this diamond

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brick an anomalous
object?

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well it's a mystery
who made it and why

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Yeah, but this could
be an art

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installation or
something.

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Anyone could do
this.

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Anyone with enough
money.

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you know what?

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F___ it

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you're a D-class now.

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Wait, what?