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They call him the Grill Master. At least, he says&nbsp;
they do, never clarifying who calls him that.&nbsp;

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But he’s got the custom-printed apron to&nbsp;
prove it, worn over his flannel shirt. It&nbsp;&nbsp;

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features orange flames over a black material, a&nbsp;
skull with two spatulas crossed underneath it,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and his assumed title emblazoned at the top.
He’s the Grill Master, and nobody can take that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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away from him. His barbecues are legendary, famous&nbsp;
throughout the state… or at least known about by&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the other fathers living on the street, either&nbsp;
because they’ve been to one before or witnessed&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the huge column of smoke billowing upwards from&nbsp;
behind the house and blotting out the sunlight.&nbsp;

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Flames roar from the barbecue, beers are being&nbsp;
chugged, kids are running around screaming,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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all under the scorching heat of the Florida sun.&nbsp;
The Grill Master stands proudly at his station,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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smiling to himself in the knowledge that this&nbsp;
could well be his most famous cookout of all. He’s&nbsp;&nbsp;

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never hosted one this attended before; it’s sure&nbsp;
to make the neighbors forget about the divorce.&nbsp;

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One of the kids rushes over to him,&nbsp;
wielding a blue and green water gun:&nbsp;&nbsp;

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trouble. The Grill Master warns them not&nbsp;
to spray near the fire, but the kid just&nbsp;&nbsp;

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giggles in response. It’s all a game to them,&nbsp;
they have no idea the reputation on the line.&nbsp;

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The Grill Master issues another warning, but the&nbsp;
unruly child protests, whining that they just got&nbsp;&nbsp;

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this water gun at a yard sale and they haven’t&nbsp;
been able to shoot anyone yet. With a sigh,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Grill Master closes the lid of the barbecue,&nbsp;
protecting the precious meat from the stream of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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water he’s expecting to be fired any moment now.
Sure enough, it streaks through the air and&nbsp;&nbsp;

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splashes him, seeping through his custom apron.&nbsp;
The child is placated, and the Grill Master goes&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to wipe the water with his hand… only to feel&nbsp;
an intense burn against his skin. He recoils,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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staring at his hand in horror as the skin&nbsp;
begins to melt before his eyes. He tries&nbsp;&nbsp;

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desperately to pat himself dry, only for the&nbsp;
searing pain to reach his chest as whatever&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the corrosive liquid is melts its way through&nbsp;
the fabric and starts eating away at his flesh.&nbsp;

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Little does the Grill Master know, as he falls&nbsp;
to the ground, writhing in pain, something tiny&nbsp;&nbsp;

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is being carried through his bloodstream,&nbsp;
wriggling its way into its new home: him.&nbsp;

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A suburban summer barbecue that ended in chaos&nbsp;
sounds like perfect folly for the SCP Foundation.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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It didn’t take long for the Foundation’s&nbsp;
operatives to swarm the small Florida town,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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managing to stay undetected thanks to the&nbsp;
wide-scale administering of amnestics on&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the local populace. None of the neighbors, nor&nbsp;
any other local residents, ever remembered what&nbsp;&nbsp;

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had happened: the creature they’d seen, and&nbsp;
the unfortunate victim that had become its&nbsp;&nbsp;

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host were scrubbed from everyone’s memories.
Local hospital and employment records for the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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man were expunged, and what was left of an&nbsp;
injured civilian was taken into Foundation&nbsp;&nbsp;

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custody – along with anything else from the scene&nbsp;
of the incident that could serve as evidence.&nbsp;

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Foundation scientists immediately got to work&nbsp;
examining the man, who was suffering badly from&nbsp;&nbsp;

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chemical burns. However, the researchers’ focus&nbsp;
was on trying to determine the exact point of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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origin of something that had manifested&nbsp;
inside his body when he’d been sprayed.&nbsp;

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Some scattered suggestions arose about&nbsp;
making an attempt to separate the two,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to try and save the civilian’s life from&nbsp;
whatever had bonded itself to him. An&nbsp;&nbsp;

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assessment revealed that the man the creature was&nbsp;
now seemingly using as a host was still alive,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but rapidly losing brain and motor function.
As a result, saving his life was deemed by the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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finance department to be an inadequate allocation&nbsp;
of Foundation time and resources. Researchers at&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Foundation were told to ignore the man’s pleas&nbsp;
for help and instead focus solely on the creature.&nbsp;

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It didn’t take them long to determine the&nbsp;
obvious: that whatever this organism was,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it was unlike anything found on Earth. From&nbsp;
closer testing and examination, it seemed that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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what had bonded with the human host was some kind&nbsp;
of unidentifiable unicellular organism – which the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Foundation scientists took to nicknaming ‘Kelvin.’
They were able to take a closer look at Kelvin,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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discovering that the single-celled life form was&nbsp;
largely comprised of an organometallic polymer,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and enamine chains. As well as being radically&nbsp;
distinct from any life form native to Earth,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Foundation researchers were baffled by how&nbsp;
exactly this tiny organism had embedded itself&nbsp;&nbsp;

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in a human body… or, more concerningly, why?
Based on its structure and chemical composition,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the unicellular creature didn’t seem at all&nbsp;
suited to survive in the conditions within a human&nbsp;&nbsp;

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being’s body. The Foundation’s top scientific&nbsp;
minds were able to run a number of simulations&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to determine the perfect environment for housing&nbsp;
an organism such as Kelvin would be a liquid&nbsp;&nbsp;

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solution of dissolved methanol, formaldehyde,&nbsp;
and acetic acid, along with various salts.&nbsp;

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Of course, these chemicals all naturally&nbsp;
occur within the human body. Methanol,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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also known as wood alcohol, is, in&nbsp;
fact, present in a number of organisms,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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including animals and plants, as well as human&nbsp;
beings. Fresh fruit and vegetables, some fermented&nbsp;&nbsp;

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beverages, and even diet sodas that contain&nbsp;
aspartame are all good sources of methanol.&nbsp;

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Formaldehyde and acetic acid are both derived&nbsp;
from methanol as well and are commonly created&nbsp;&nbsp;

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via chemical reactions in order to be used as&nbsp;
the base materials in products like acrylic&nbsp;&nbsp;

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plastics and synthetic fabrics, making all there&nbsp;
of these chemicals present in clothing, adhesives,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and paint, as well as within a human body. As part&nbsp;
of the metabolic process, humans naturally produce&nbsp;&nbsp;

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around an ounce and a half of formaldehyde, as&nbsp;
well as acetic acid, which actually helps to&nbsp;&nbsp;

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metabolize certain fats and carbohydrates.
However, while all the necessary chemicals&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and salts for Kelvin’s survival were present in&nbsp;
the body it was now living in, that didn’t mean&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that the single-celled creature was necessarily&nbsp;
suited to being inside a living host. For one,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a human body is, itself, a more complex organism&nbsp;
than a unicellular life form like Kelvin. As a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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result, the body’s natural defense systems made&nbsp;
it a dangerously hostile habitat for unexpected&nbsp;&nbsp;

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visitors. Human antibodies typically don’t take&nbsp;
kindly to intruders and will often attack foreign&nbsp;&nbsp;

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cellular bodies in order to protect vital organs&nbsp;
and keep them functional. The same way that a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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human body protects itself from viruses was also&nbsp;
defending the unwilling host against Kelvin.&nbsp;

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Although Kelvin was draining its host’s metabolic&nbsp;
system of methanol, formaldehyde, and acetic acid&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to survive, thus weakening the immune system, it&nbsp;
wasn’t enough to prevent antibodies from attacking&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the unicellular life form. The longer the man was&nbsp;
kept alive, the more antibodies he was producing,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and these were eroding holes in the&nbsp;
cell wall that protected Kelvin.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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So, once again, the Foundation scientists faced&nbsp;
another dilemma: did they keep the host alive&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and help his body reject Kelvin, or did they&nbsp;
experiment with strengthening the single-celled&nbsp;&nbsp;

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organism in order to see what happened?
The decision was deferred from the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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research team up the chain of command. The&nbsp;
finance department made the same case that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Foundation’s resources were better spent&nbsp;
on understanding this single-celled anomaly,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but the ethics committee was quick to argue that&nbsp;
the Foundation’s job was to protect the public&nbsp;&nbsp;

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from anomalies. By letting Kelvin’s human host&nbsp;
die, they’d be abandoning their primary mandate.&nbsp;

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Eventually, the decision reached the O5 Council,&nbsp;
who were alarmingly quick to sidestep the ethics&nbsp;&nbsp;

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committee’s concerns and approved the research&nbsp;
team to keep Kelvin alive and functional,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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no matter what it did to the host.
So, following the orders of the council,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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researchers focused all their efforts on Kelvin.&nbsp;
They were able to introduce and synthesize a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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solution containing all the necessary chemicals&nbsp;
that the unicellular creature needed to survive,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a cocktail of methanol, acetic acid,&nbsp;
salts, and formaldehyde, which they&nbsp;&nbsp;

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then introduced to the host’s bloodstream.
Sure enough, this abundance of the chemicals&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it needed for nutrition only strengthened Kelvin,&nbsp;
so much so that within days, it was able to resist&nbsp;&nbsp;

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antibody attacks. The cell wall surrounding&nbsp;
it was impenetrable, and the near-microscopic&nbsp;&nbsp;

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organisms’ mass started to rapidly increase&nbsp;
the more essential metabolic chemicals that it&nbsp;&nbsp;

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absorbed—both from the scientists feeding&nbsp;
it and what little its host had left.&nbsp;

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Within weeks, Kelvin’s host resembled a withered,&nbsp;
desiccated zombie more closely than a living&nbsp;&nbsp;

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human being. Intravenous bags of synthetic&nbsp;
metabolic chemicals were hooked up to his body,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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with Foundation personnel instructed to&nbsp;
disregard his weak pleas for someone to&nbsp;&nbsp;

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help him. A few raised concerns whenever his&nbsp;
heart rate lowered to the point he had almost&nbsp;&nbsp;

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flatlined, but this only ever resulted in an&nbsp;
electrical jolt that jump-started his regular&nbsp;&nbsp;

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heartbeat. All the while, Kelvin was being fed.
Scientists had been observing the unicellular life&nbsp;&nbsp;

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form through specialized microscopes, meaning they&nbsp;
hadn’t noticed the change right away… focusing in&nbsp;&nbsp;

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on the same spot soon became akin to staring&nbsp;
at a singular drop in an ocean. Taking x-rays&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of the host suddenly showed a dark mass spreading&nbsp;
out within their chest cavity. It was clear that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Kelvin had undergone something of a growth spurt.
Where it had started as a single cell,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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since the Foundation had started nurturing&nbsp;
it, Kelvin had begun producing its own mass&nbsp;&nbsp;

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within the human host. Before long, it&nbsp;
was substantially bigger, so much so that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it was observable without the equipment needed&nbsp;
before. However, some of the scientists weren’t&nbsp;&nbsp;

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exactly put at ease when they noticed alien&nbsp;
twitches coming from beneath the host’s skin.&nbsp;

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It quickly became apparent, even to&nbsp;
those who hadn’t seen the x ray images,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that Kelvin had changed in shape as well as size.&nbsp;
The creature seemed to have fit itself within its&nbsp;&nbsp;

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host's chest cavity, but the more rapidly it&nbsp;
grew, the more it posed a risk of becoming too&nbsp;&nbsp;

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big to stay inside the unfortunate human.&nbsp;
Three appendages, thought to be arms or&nbsp;&nbsp;

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legs were curled up right over where the man’s&nbsp;
stomach should have been displacing his organs.&nbsp;

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The rest of Kelvin’s newly grown form seemed to&nbsp;
vaguely resemble a sunfish, one of the largest&nbsp;&nbsp;

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vertebrate fish in the world. Further scans&nbsp;
revealed that Kelvin’s increased size meant&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the creature was also developing its own set of&nbsp;
internal organs and bones, almost like an embryo&nbsp;&nbsp;

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rather than the single cell it had started out as.
The Foundation might not have known exactly what&nbsp;&nbsp;

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kind of creature Kelvin was – or indeed where it&nbsp;
had even come from in the first place – had it&nbsp;&nbsp;

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not been for an emergency incident that took&nbsp;
place in one of their facilities. It just so&nbsp;&nbsp;

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happened that the same site where researchers&nbsp;
were keeping Kelvin alive inside its host became&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the target of an attack by none other than the&nbsp;
Chaos Insurgency, the dangerous splinter group&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that formerly served as part of the Foundation.
The attack had been swift and brutal, with Chaos&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Insurgency operatives storming the facility with&nbsp;
ruthless efficiency. Thanks to their training&nbsp;&nbsp;

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from disavowed members of the Foundation’s elite&nbsp;
Mobile Task Force Alpha One, the ‘Red Right Hand’,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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these insurgents were able to navigate the&nbsp;
halls of the research site in an attempt to&nbsp;&nbsp;

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raid it for anomalous items that they could use&nbsp;
in their ongoing war against the SCP Foundation.&nbsp;

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Since they were established by the O5 Council,&nbsp;
the Chaos Insurgency had a long and storied&nbsp;&nbsp;

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history of operating under the cover story&nbsp;
that they were traitors to the Foundation,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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stealing anomalies in secret to further&nbsp;
the Council’s own shadowy agenda. However,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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they had long since defected and now served their&nbsp;
own nefarious agenda, launching strikes against&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Foundation facilities, seizing SCPs with dangerous&nbsp;
potential, and eliminating Foundation personnel.&nbsp;

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The aftermath of the Insurgency’s attack was&nbsp;
a mess. The bodies of Foundation researchers&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and personnel had been left strewn throughout the&nbsp;
hallways of the research facility. Clean up crews&nbsp;&nbsp;

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were given the unpleasant task of removing&nbsp;
the remains and wiping down the blood stains,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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while research staff from other sites were&nbsp;
called in to take over the various projects and&nbsp;&nbsp;

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anomalies being studied by their less fortunate&nbsp;
colleagues. That was when they found Kelvin.&nbsp;

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In one of the facility’s labs, a Chaos Insurgency&nbsp;
operative was discovered dead, pinned beneath&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the body of… something inhuman. What little was&nbsp;
left of Kelvin’s human host had been splattered&nbsp;&nbsp;

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in multiple directions; the scattered fragments&nbsp;
of a ribcage found by clean-up crews suggested&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that the creature had burst out of the body&nbsp;
it had been inhabiting, either because it felt&nbsp;&nbsp;

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threatened somehow or its host had sustained&nbsp;
damage during the Chaos Insurgency’s raid.&nbsp;

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Sure enough, security footage was recovered&nbsp;
from a backup of the site’s closed-circuit&nbsp;&nbsp;

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surveillance system that corroborated the&nbsp;
working theories about what had happened&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to Kelvin. In the footage, a platoon of Chaos&nbsp;
Insurgency gunmen stormed through the facility,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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exchanging fire with security personnel as&nbsp;
they systematically cleared every room on&nbsp;&nbsp;

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every floor one by one. Squads split off to&nbsp;
examine anomalies, looking for any that would&nbsp;&nbsp;

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suit the Insurgency’s goals, while the rest of&nbsp;
their forces continued the raid. At one point,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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though, a lone insurgent split away from the&nbsp;
main group, and wandered into a research lab.&nbsp;

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Stepping inside, they were met with the sight of&nbsp;
Kelvin’s human host, almost entirely emaciated,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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barely alive. Either out of cruelty or a&nbsp;
willingness to put the man out of his misery,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Insurgency operative produced a sidearm&nbsp;
and terminated the host. Upon their death,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the body began to convulse violently, the movement&nbsp;
emanating not from any kind of post-mortem&nbsp;&nbsp;

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muscular spasms, but from something moving around&nbsp;
inside the host’s body. The Chaos Insurgency&nbsp;&nbsp;

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operative reacted by opening fire with their&nbsp;
weapon again, before the host’s chest ruptured&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and Kelvin, now fully formed, spilled out.
Able to move uneasily on its three legs,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the creature launched itself at the insurgent,&nbsp;
either in an attempt to attack in confusion&nbsp;&nbsp;

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or retaliation, possibly even trying to pass&nbsp;
from its previous host to a new one. Traces of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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cyanide were discovered in the Chaos Insurgency&nbsp;
operative’s mouth, suggesting that they had a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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contingency against Foundation capture in place.&nbsp;
It was suspected that the surprise from seeing a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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creature like Kelvin erupting out of a cadaver&nbsp;
made the insurgent accidentally bite down on a&nbsp;&nbsp;

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cyanide pill disguised as a tooth.
At this point in the footage,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Kelvin creature seemed to stop moving, losing&nbsp;
consciousness. By the time it was discovered&nbsp;&nbsp;

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after the raid, it had already perished.
Foundation researchers brought in to take&nbsp;&nbsp;

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over the examination project were at a loss. All&nbsp;
of the work done to nurture Kelvin and grow it&nbsp;&nbsp;

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inside a human body had seemingly now been for&nbsp;
naught thanks to the Chaos Insurgency. Uncertain&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of how to proceed, it wasn’t until another&nbsp;
security recording surfaced that the researchers&nbsp;&nbsp;

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were given their best lead as to how to continue&nbsp;
the project. And it came from the most unlikely&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of sources: a Foundation security officer.
During the Chaos Insurgency’s assault, the officer&nbsp;&nbsp;

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had been captured by surveillance cameras, fleeing&nbsp;
for his life, having run out of ammunition and&nbsp;&nbsp;

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frantically searching for an additional magazine&nbsp;
or another weapon to defend himself with. However,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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thanks to the Chaos Insurgency’s knowledge of the&nbsp;
Foundation, and their expectation that Mobile Task&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Forces would be deployed to counter their attack,&nbsp;
their operatives had first seized control of the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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site’s armory. The only option that left the&nbsp;
fleeing security agent with was to scour the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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areas of the facility the Insurgency was yet to&nbsp;
reach – which drove him towards an evidence room.&nbsp;

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Frantically emptying boxes, looking for something&nbsp;
even remotely resembling a viable self-defence&nbsp;&nbsp;

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option. In his search, the security cameras showed&nbsp;
the Foundation officer discovering a piece of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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evidence recovered from the Florida barbecue&nbsp;
where the Foundation had discovered Kelvin.&nbsp;

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It was an unassuming water gun, made out of&nbsp;
blue and green plastic with an orange nozzle&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and trigger. When interviewed following the raid,&nbsp;
the security officer clarified that his intention&nbsp;&nbsp;

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had been to surprise a Chaos Insurgency operative,&nbsp;
temporarily blinding them with a spray of water&nbsp;&nbsp;

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directly to the eyes, then disarm them, relieving&nbsp;
them of their firearm to use it to defend himself.&nbsp;

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This wasn’t what happened.
Little did the officer realize&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that he had just retrieved the missing piece&nbsp;
of the puzzle when it came to the question of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the unicellular life forms' point of origin.&nbsp;
The water gun wasn’t a simple child’s toy;&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it was SCP-3788. Upon using the anomalous water&nbsp;
gun against a member of the Chaos Insurgency,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the security officer unexpectedly doused the&nbsp;
target with a pressurized jet of liquid ammonia.&nbsp;

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On contact, the corrosive substance&nbsp;
dissolved the insurgent’s bodily tissues,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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rapidly and agonizingly melting&nbsp;
them. Their injuries were fatal.&nbsp;

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Following the discovery of this incident,&nbsp;
the Foundation’s researchers requisitioned&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the anomalous water gun. It had been incorrectly&nbsp;
stored as evidence following the Florida incident,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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with the previous research team too fixated&nbsp;
on the development of Kelvin to notice what&nbsp;&nbsp;

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had appeared to be a harmless child’s toy.
Researchers began investigating the object’s&nbsp;&nbsp;

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capabilities in an attempt to determine a link&nbsp;
between the ammonia-firing water gun and the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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now-deceased specimen of a single-celled organism.&nbsp;
Testing didn’t take long to yield the answers they&nbsp;&nbsp;

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were searching for. The screw cap for filling up&nbsp;
the gun with water was sealed shut and impossible&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to open. Threading a fiber optic camera through&nbsp;
the gun’s nozzle only showed what looked like the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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empty interior where water would normally be.&nbsp;
Yet, as Foundation personnel soon discovered,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-3788 itself was where Kelvin had come from.
The gun itself contained a spatial anomaly,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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linking it to an unknown location. When fired,&nbsp;
the high pressure jet of corrosive liquid&nbsp;&nbsp;

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ammonia that was released was from wherever this&nbsp;
spatial anomaly led to. Upon further examination&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of the dangerous chemical released whenever&nbsp;
SCP-3788’s trigger was pulled, Foundation experts&nbsp;&nbsp;

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discovered the presence of other chemicals:&nbsp;
namely, dissolved methanol, formaldehyde,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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acetic acid and various salts – exactly&nbsp;
what Kelvin had needed in order to survive.&nbsp;

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Also contained in the ammonia solution were&nbsp;
several unidentified unicellular organisms,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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each consisting mainly of organometallic&nbsp;
polymers and enamine chains, and unlike&nbsp;&nbsp;

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any other life form found anywhere on Earth.
In short, they were more of Kelvin. Through&nbsp;&nbsp;

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continued usage of SCP-3788, Foundation&nbsp;
researchers were able to use the anomalous&nbsp;&nbsp;

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water gun to eject multiple additional samples of&nbsp;
these single celled organisms. Capturing these,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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they were able to cultivate them in much&nbsp;
the same way Kelvin had been allowed to&nbsp;&nbsp;

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grow… but without the need for human hosts,&nbsp;
instead preserving them in ammonia tanks and&nbsp;&nbsp;

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feeding them the same synthetic solution that had&nbsp;
allowed Kelvin to grow from its unicellular form.&nbsp;

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On occasion, use of SCP-3788 would result&nbsp;
in the ejection of an unidentified organism&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that resembled a sunfish, each possessing six&nbsp;
eyes and three limbs. On further inspection,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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these creatures also shared a similar biochemistry&nbsp;
to the singled celled organisms, and to the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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deceased remains of the Kelvin test subject.
Testing using SCP-3788 was suspended, however,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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following an incident now designated Incident&nbsp;
3788-G. Four months into their experimentation&nbsp;&nbsp;

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with the anomalous water gun, the object&nbsp;
unexpectedly ejected a thirty-five-metre&nbsp;&nbsp;

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long metallic vehicle, which was propelled out&nbsp;
at the same velocity as the liquid ammonia.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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This caused it to crash through several&nbsp;
rooms of the Foundation facility,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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resulting in numerous workplace injuries&nbsp;
and a handful of deaths that have since&nbsp;&nbsp;

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cost the Foundation dearly in compensation.
The vehicle itself seemed to resemble a submarine;&nbsp;&nbsp;

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when Foundation agents opened up&nbsp;
the metal hatch to its entrance,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a group of eight organisms emerged. Each displayed&nbsp;
signs of sapience, as well as sported three legs&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and appeared to resemble sunfish, much&nbsp;
like Kelvin had. However, all eight of the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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creatures quickly lost consciousness, suffering&nbsp;
from atmospheric shock, and were immediately&nbsp;&nbsp;

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rushed to ammonia tanks to keep them alive.
An inspection of their vehicle by the Foundation&nbsp;&nbsp;

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uncovered pictograms, as well as a written&nbsp;
language that has only been partially translated.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Based on this information, the Foundation has&nbsp;
cause to believe that the creatures originated&nbsp;&nbsp;

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on Titan, one of the moons of Saturn and that this&nbsp;
is where the spatial anomaly within SCP-3788 leads&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to. A conclusion that almost nobody suspected, but&nbsp;
was undeniably, and literally, out of this world.&nbsp;

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