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In blissful sleep, blood begins to leak out
of the woman’s mouth.

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Her teeth…

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They’re moving.

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Slithering out of the holes in her gums.

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Is something pulling them out, or are they
just breaking free?

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It was supposed to be a sunny Saturday afternoon,
warm and mild, without so much as a cloud

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in the sky.

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Instead, a storm rolled in, turning the sky
grey and thick with dark clouds that drenched

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the town in a torrent of rain.

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So, the young woman had to scrap her beach
plans and now she's driving through the rain,

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looking for a way to salvage her day out.

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What's a good indoor activity?

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She could go to the library, pick out a book
to read.

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But she can do that any day.

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This was supposed to be a special day, a little
treat after a particularly stressful week

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at work.

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As if to answer her silent plea for a rainy
day activity, she spots the marquee on the

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neighborhood movie theater.

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A special screening of Willy Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory!

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Not only is catching a movie the perfect way
to wait out the rain, they just so happen

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to be screening one of her childhood favorites!

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A warm rush of nostalgia washes over her,
and she pulls into the parking lot.

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The screening starts at 2:00, and right now
it's...1:50!

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Perfect.

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Things are definitely looking up.

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She parks her car, and pushes open the door
to the theater.

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When she crosses the threshold, she is transported
from the dreary, rainy day outside, to a paradise

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of sweet treats!

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The theater went all-out with their decorations
for the special screening, and it really shows.

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Massive rainbow lollipops brush the ceiling,
there is a balloon arch made to look like

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it's made of gobstoppers, and they've put
up a chocolate fountain next to the popcorn

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machine.

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Of course they would have chocolate, what
kind of Willy Wonka event leaves out the chocolate?

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The woman steps up to the counter, where a
cheerful worker dressed as an Oompa-Loompa

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greets her.

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She's already here, why not treat herself
a little bit?

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She purchases a ticket, along with some popcorn,
some jelly beans, a large lemonade, and a

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big bar of chocolate.

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The day is really starting to turn around!

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The movie is just as delightful as she remembered,
a mix of whimsy and dark comedy, and the accompanying

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treats make it even better.

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As she picks a bit of jelly bean out of her
teeth, she feels a slight twinge, a dull ache.

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Better remember to floss later, she really
doesn’t need a cavity right now.

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After the movie concludes, she tosses the
remains of her cinematic feast into the garbage,

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and heads home.

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The rain has stopped, and the sun is peeking
out from between the clouds again.

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It was a lovely afternoon at the movies, the
perfect way to save the day from being ruined

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by the storm.

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The woman doesn't think about it much more
than that for the rest of the weekend.

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But when she wakes up on Monday morning, something
feels...off.

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The toothache she felt a twinge of at the
movie theater has gotten worse.

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By the middle of the week, at least six of
her teeth are throbbing constantly.

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Pain medication helps reduce the pain a bit,
but the feeling of pressure inside the teeth

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persists, and is distractingly uncomfortable.

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She calls her dentist to make an appointment,
but they can't see her until next week.

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For now, she'll just have to deal with it.

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No matter how terrible it feels.

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The rest of the week passes in a blur of dental
distress, and on Friday night as she brushes

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her aching teeth, the woman notices something
troubling.

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One of her front canines looks cracked.

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How did she break it?

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She hasn't eaten anything hard this week,
she's been treating her teeth with the utmost

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care.

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But a closer inspection reveals that, indeed,
the enamel is cracked.

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It doesn't look like she broke the tooth from
the outside, but like something is pushing

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out from the inside.

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She shudders, and reminds herself that the
dentist will be able to take care of it on

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Monday.

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She just has to make it through the weekend,
and everything will be fine.

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At some point during the process of ruminating
on the troubles with her teeth, she falls

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into a restless sleep.

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The next morning, she wakes up in a state
of surprising relief.

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The pain is gone!

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She sits up in bed, stretches, and yawns.

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She catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror
across from her bed as she does, and freezes

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in place.

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The reason she can't feel her tooth pain anymore...is
because her teeth are gone.

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Not all of them.

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But six teeth, the teeth that were aching
all week, have vanished.

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Did they fall out in her sleep?

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She strips the sheets off of her bed, shaking
them out, searching for any sign of the missing

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teeth.

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Nothing.

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She feels like she's losing her mind, teeth
can't just up and vanish like that.

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But where could they have gone?

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Did she...swallow them?

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Her mind races as she struggles to explain
the unexplainable.

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Wait a minute!

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She can find out exactly what happened the
previous night.

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She has a security camera installed in her
room.

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She had almost forgotten about the camera,
which had been installed a year prior when

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an old roommate kept borrowing her clothes
without asking.

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She never bothered to get rid of it.

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With a rush of gratitude for her past self,
she pulls up the app on her phone that logs

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the footage, and selects the folder for the
previous night.

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She scans through the footage, seeing several
hours of her sleeping body tossing and turning

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in bed.

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Then, in the video, her mouth opens.

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She watches carefully, her eyes widening as
she struggles to process what comes next.

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On her phone screen, clear as can be, she
can see teeth...climbing out of her mouth.

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One, two, three, four, five, six of them,
crawling across her face, down her neck, across

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the bedspread, and onto her bedside table.

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That would have been enough to leave her questioning
everything she thought she knew about the

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world, but the video keeps playing.

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The teeth scuttle around her bedside table,
then onto her desk, collecting paper clips,

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a hair tie, some brightly-colored post-it
notes, a safety pin, a scrap of string, and

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a barette.

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With their chosen items in tow, the teeth
crawl down off of the desk, over the carpet,

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and out of her bedroom door.

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How are they getting around?

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They're walking on what look like little tendrils,
but she can't figure out where they came from.

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Little tendrils poking out through cracks
in the teeth...she shudders at the thought.

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While she slept, her teeth came to life?

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And made a break for it?

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Where did they go from there?

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Could they still be in her apartment?

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She shakily opens the door to her room, and
peeks out.

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She half expects to see the teeth still in
the hallway, but when she checks, there is

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nothing there.

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She combs every inch of her apartment next.

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She isn't sure what she'll do if she finds
the teeth- the creatures they've become.

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Maybe try to capture them?

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And take them to the dentist?

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But it doesn't matter, her search is useless.

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They're long gone.

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The only evidence they were ever even there
is a light speckle of blood on her pillowcase,

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the sheet, and across the carpet.

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It's such a small amount, she'd never even
know it was there if she weren't looking for

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it.

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But now what?

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She's sitting here with six missing teeth,
no idea where they went, and no clue what

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to do next.

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How could she begin to explain...any of this?

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To anyone?

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She can't, she realizes.

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So, after taking a moment to weigh her options,
she deletes the security footage, and leaves

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a voicemail for her dentist, telling them
it's an emergency.

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She lost some teeth in an accident, she tells
them.

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As for the truth...nobody ever needs to know.

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She wouldn't even know where to start if she
decided to try and tell anyone what happened.

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Better to just put it out of her mind, get
her teeth fixed, and try to move on.

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Later that night, back at the movie theater,
the Oompa Loompa from the concessions stand

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is tidying up in the hours after her shift.

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The limited run of Willy Wonka special screenings
is over, and it's time to put all of the candy

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factory decor back in its respective boxes,
and switch off the chocolate fountain.

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She breaks down the giant prop lollipops,
deflates the jelly bean balloons, and cleans

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up the chocolate that spilled onto the counter.

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Might as well sneak a bit of candy for herself
in the process, and use the sugar rush to

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make the work go faster.

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It helps a bit, but there's still a lot to
do for one employee at this understaffed theater.

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By the time she's finished, it's dark outside.

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Time to pack up her things, scrub off that
orange face paint, and head home!

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As she walks through the back door, a shiver
runs down her spine.

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What's that sound?

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It sounds like scratching and scrabbling inside
the wall behind her.

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She turns, looking for an animal hiding there.

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But she can't see anything.

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Maybe it's a mouse?

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But just as she's about to turn around and
head to her car, she sees a flash of light

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glinting off of something shiny.

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Metal?

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All the while the noise continues, that strange
scratching and scrabbling.

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What the hell is going on over there?

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There's some sort of unknown...thing...in
the walls of the theater.

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Or, between the walls of the two buildings
at least.

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Her curiosity gets the better of her, and
she finds herself giving into it.

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Whatever's in there, she needs to see what
it could possibly be.

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She tiptoes over to the crevice between the
theater and the building next door to it,

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and peers into the darkness.

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She can't quite make out what she sees in
there, but there's some kind of shape, like

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a little box.

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And she can see movement within the shadows
there.

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What is that?

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She pulls out her phone, and is just about
to activate the flashlight function, when

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suddenly the crevice lights up in the glow
of...tiny spotlights?

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No, miniature flashlights, like the kind you
put on a keychain.

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They're lined up in a row, and all switched
on at once to illuminate the structure in

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front of them.

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Now she can see what it is, but getting a
good look at it doesn't make her any less

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confused.

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If anything, it's only more baffling than
it was before.

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The structure is visible now, a twisting mass
of nerves and blood vessels, wrapped and braided

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together to form a platform.

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If she didn't know any better, she'd say it
looks like...a stage?

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Yeah, it looks like a stage.

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And on that stage, constructed from a mixture
of trash, string, fabric scraps, buttons,

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and other random objects, is a set.

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Paperclips stand tall with colorful buttons
attached to the tips of them.

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At first glance, they resemble the giant lollipops
that the movie theater put up for the screenings.

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And there, in the center of the stage, a long
piece of brown ribbon is stretched out to

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mimic the chocolate river from the movie.

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A boat made from tin foil and more of those
nerves and blood vessels navigates the chocolate

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river.

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The employee was so taken aback by the sight
of the makeshift set and stage that she didn't

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even notice the "actors" on the stage.

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When she does, she covers her mouth to stifle
a scream.

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The stage and the set are absolutely covered
in human teeth, moving around and putting

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on a production.

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On the boat, a tooth dressed in a purple jacket
and orange top hat guides a tour group made

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up of other teeth, dressed as the children
and guardians from Willy Wonka.

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She opens the camera app on her phone, focuses
it on the bizarre play unfolding in front

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of her, and begins to record.

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Otherwise, no one will ever believe what she
saw here.

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Then, unable to do anything else, she watches
the show.

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One tooth, a particularly rotund one, is sucked
into a pipe out of the chocolate river, with

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the help of practical effects from the nerves.

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The employee finds herself sitting on the
ground, continuing to record the show.

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She laughs out loud at the sight of a tooth
emerging from backstage, painted blue, and

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wrapped in blue fabric to make it look larger
and rounder.

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No, not blue, Violet!

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It's turning violet!

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Next, a tooth "shrinks", exiting the stage
and leaving behind a tiny fake tooth in its

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place.

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In between each transformation, another child
leaving the chocolate factory tour, a group

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of orange-painted teeth comes out to perform
a dance number.

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At first, the employee expects them to sing
songs of disapproval too, but realizes quickly

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that these teeth don't have mouths of their
own, and therefore can't sing.

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Still, it's all quite impressive.

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For the fizzy lifting drinks scene, the teeth
playing Charlie and Grandpa Joe are lifted

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up into the air by nerve tendrils, approaching
a fan made from safety pins and aluminum foil.

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It's actually quite tense to watch, and if
the employee had an actual seat, she'd be

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on the edge of it.

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Then, the show concludes, and an audience
full of teeth that she couldn't see before

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stand up, clapping their tendrils together
in a thunderous round of applause.

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It's the most bizarre thing she's ever seen
in her life, but she can't deny that it was

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entertaining.

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The teeth then begin to clean up the set,
striking pieces and tucking them away in the

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darkness.

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Once the set has been broken down, they all
scuttle out of sight.

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And it's over.

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The employee drives home in a state of shock,
uncertain about what to do next.

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She eventually decides to upload the video
footage to the internet, titling the video

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"WIlly Wonka Performed By Teeth???".

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By the following day, it has a few thousand
views and some skeptical comments.

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By the day after that, it has a copyright
strike, and has been removed from the Internet.

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So much for getting the word out about the
teeth.

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The employee never forgets about them, but
she gives up on trying to tell people about

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what she saw.

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That tooth-based theatrical production is
just for her memories now.

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Meanwhile, local dentists are noticing a pattern.

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Everyone who attended the screenings of Willy
Wonka at that specific movie theater experienced

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dental issues, followed by sudden unexplained
tooth loss.

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It’s such a concerning trend, it attracts
the attention of the SCP Foundation, who begin

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a thorough investigation.

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After some time looking into it, they designate
the phenomenon SCP-3827.

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SCP-3827 is a cognitohazardous phenomenon
that is known to affect certain movie theaters

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across the United States.

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Audience members at theaters impacted by SCP-3827
will later report statistically unusual rates

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of dental problems, including but not limited
to gingivitis, pulpitis, and degradation of

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the dental enamel.

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It is unknown what exactly causes a theater
to be subject to the influence of SCP-3827,

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but the effects of the anomaly can be exacerbated
by the consumption of high-sugar concessions

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by moviegoers, by screening of films that
prominently feature teeth in at least once

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scene, or a combination of the two.

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If it were as simple as just an increase in
dental problems, the anomaly might not warrant

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much Foundation attention, just an increase
of fluoride in the local water supply and

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perhaps an alert to dentists in the surrounding
area.

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However, it does not begin and stop at dental
pain and discomfort.

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The living centers, or pulps, of affected
teeth (referred to from now on as SCP-3827-A)

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will begin to notably change over the course
of a week following exposure to the cognitohazard.

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They will grow and expand to the point of
pain, causing the enamel of the affected teeth

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to crack and split from the internal pressure.

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After approximately a week has passed, the
SCP-3827-A instances will eject themselves

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from the jaws of the affected person while
they sleep.

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Once freed from the jaw, these teeth will
push portions of their nerves and blood vessels

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through the cracks in the enamel, using them
as limbs.

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Now capable of independent movement, the teeth
will move themselves around the area, stealing

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small items such as loose trash, scraps of
fabric, buttons, and pins.

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Once they have grabbed an object of interest,
the teeth will attempt to leave the area.

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Sometimes, the teeth are stopped by witnesses,
a misplaced step, or a housepet.

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But frequently, they make it out of the house
and reach their intended destination.

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But do they go next?

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Naturally, Foundation researchers were curious
about the movements of SCP-3827-A instances.

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So, one affected moviegoer was fitted with
miniature tracking devices during a dental

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checkup at a Foundation-affiliated office.

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Later that night, when the teeth ejected themselves
from the person's mouth, the Foundation was

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able to track them.

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The research team followed the tracking device's
signal back to the movie theater where these

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SCP-3827 effects originated, where the affected
individual had seen a screening of the then-recent

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film Life of Pi.

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The researcher who was tracking the signal
followed it all the way to a small crevice

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in the concrete outside of the theater.

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He pulled a flashlight from his pocket, and
cast its light into the crevice.

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There, he spotted a structure, resembling
a small theater, composed of chips of what

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appeared to be tooth enamel.

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On the makeshift stage, several dozen instances
of SCP-3827-A were putting on a performance.

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From the animal costumes, and the set piece
of a boat constructed from aluminum foil,

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the agent was able to determine that the living
teeth were performing their version of the

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events of Life of Pi.

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He stood there for the next hour, allowing
them to finish their performance, before collecting

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the instances and bringing them into Foundation
containment.

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Notably, after some time in containment, the
teeth began putting on original productions

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in addition to live stagings of their favorite
films.

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One original production was described by a
research assistant as "Star Wars but with

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werewolves in it."

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He added that it was "quite moving, actually.

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I cried."

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After SCP-3827 was identified, and the Foundation
was able to properly understand its nature,

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a set of containment procedures were put into
place.

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Foundation agents embedded within the film
industry have been instructed to introduce

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scenes and motifs involving teeth into films
by major studios, particularly those belonging

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to especially successful franchises.

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This is intended to root out (no pun intended)
theaters affected by SCP-3827.

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These theaters can then be closed down, the
SCP-3827-A instances contained, and any affected

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individuals can be amnesticized.

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Contained instances of SCP-3827-A are kept
in Standard Containment Cells.

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As an incentive for good behavior, they are
gifted with spare scraps of trash, and may

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be shown a screening of a new film once a
month.

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An addendum has been added to the official
file, which I will include here for reference:

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"Following successful Foundation interference
with the production of the 2015 film Avengers:

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Age of Ultron (Namely, the inclusion of a
short sequence depicting the character Iron

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Man knocking a tooth loose from the Hulk),
Foundation agents managed to identify and

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close down 119 theaters affected by SCP-3827.

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Despite no new instances having been discovered
since, current procedures are to continue

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until further notice."

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We go to movie theaters for magic.

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To laugh, to cry, to care.

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In my personal opinion, the movies are a sacred
place, one where we shouldn't have to worry

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about our teeth jumping out of our skulls
and running off to start a theatre troupe.

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But in this world, things don't always go
as planned.

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Hopefully, all of the theaters affected by
SCP-3827 have been shut down for good.

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But you never know for sure.

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Sometimes, a film brings out emotions in you
that you never expected.

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And sometimes, it brings out your teeth too.

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