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A body twists and turns into unimaginable
shapes.

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Eyes glow in the dark.

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Shadowy entities appear around you, mimicking
your every move.

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Would you like a stick of gum?

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In a small, seaside town nestled just along
the coast of New England and at least an hour's

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drive away from any major city, there isn't
much to do but brave the chilly ocean waters,

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crowd onto the rocky beach, or walk along
the boardwalk.

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For most of the residents of this quaint little
town, the choice is clear.

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Years ago, when the town was at the height
of its success as a tourist destination, visitors

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would flock from all over the country, descending
on the boardwalk like the seagulls that swarm

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around the food stands in search of an errant
French fry.

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In its heyday, the boardwalk boasted a small
amusement park with a roller coaster and a

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Ferris wheel, an arcade with the latest in
1980s video game technology, several stands

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selling hot dogs and crispy french fries coated
in grease and salt, and the pride and joy

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of many a local, a classic old-fashioned candy
store.

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Today, the arcade is all but empty, with one
or two players occasionally wandering in to

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try their hand at the now-vintage attractions
inside.

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The amusement park is still standing, but
the rides have faded and chipped.

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The stands still sell their wares, but the
lines are shorter than they once were.

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And at the center of it all, the beloved candy
shop is struggling to hold on.

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The price of waterfront property has climbed,
while tourism has dwindled.

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And with online shopping taking over the market,
well, the candy shop's owner can scarcely

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scrape enough money together to keep the roof
over his head.

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On this particular day, the shop owner is
restocking his shelves, the door propped open

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to let in just enough of the crisp, salty
ocean breeze to keep his head clear and his

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spirits up.

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It's getting harder and harder to maintain
the cheerful demeanor he's known for, to step

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into his red and white striped suit every
day and smile for the few tourists who poke

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their heads into the shop.

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But still, he keeps at it.

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He loves this little store, and he'll keep
holding on to it until there's nothing left

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to hold.

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He fills glass containers with colorful little
hard candies, slides boxes of saltwater taffy

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onto shelves, and places blocks of fudge in
the glass case by the cash register.

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All the while, he takes a little sample of
each product for himself.

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A candy here, a small square of fudge there,
to keep his energy up.

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Besides, he would never sell a product he
didn't taste test first!

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Only the best for his customers, though they
were few and far between these days.

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Especially this time of year, as the air grows
colder and the days get shorter, sunshine

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becomes a limited commodity as the summer
turns to autumn.

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So, it comes as quite a surprise to the older
man when he hears a knock at the shop door.

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He turns and sees a delivery man standing
there with a stack of packages.

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This is especially odd, as he can't recall
ordering anything, but the delivery man explains

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that these packages are product samples from
an up-and-coming candy company, one specializing

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in novelty chewing gum.

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They are providing samples to a variety of
small candy businesses, as well as larger

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retail outlets, in order to conduct market
research.

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These particular flavors, the delivery man
promises, cannot be found anywhere else.

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Well, the promise of a new, exclusive product
to draw new customers in is more than a little

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bit exciting for the shopkeeper.

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Without a second thought, he signs for the
packages and carries them inside.

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The shop has carried a few varieties of chewing
gum over the years: mint, cinnamon, fruit,

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and even prank gum that turns a person's tongue
black when they chew it!

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What could possibly be so unique about this
gum?

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He's determined to find out.

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As he cuts open the boxes, the shopkeeper
is greeted with brightly-colored packaging

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that looks, for the most part, like any other
gum packaging out there.

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He does quickly notice one unusual difference
though: the flavor names.

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Each of them begins with the phrase "Tastes
Like..." which is a clever enough branding

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choice, but the flavors themselves are...odd.

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He lifts the first packet and reads its label,
brow furrowing in confusion.

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"Tastes Like Youth."

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What could that possibly mean?

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For a novelty candy, this gum sure is especially
novel.

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Well, he never stocks a product without trying
it out for himself first.

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So he unwraps a piece of the bright pink gum
and pops it into his mouth.

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The first thing that he notices is the taste,
an overwhelming sweetness tinged with nostalgia.

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It tastes like cotton candy, but not just
any cotton candy.

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It tastes like the cotton candy he once enjoyed
as a little boy on this very boardwalk, a

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flavor he hasn't experienced in 60 years.

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The next thing that he notices is that his
eyes are aching all of a sudden.

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He takes off his glasses for a moment, and
is shocked by what he sees: everything, clearly,

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without the aid of the lenses.

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His vision is like it was when he was a young
man before age had blurred the edges of everything

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in his line of sight.

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His joints have stopped aching, and he feels
a sudden surge of energy, the sudden urge

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to run, to jump, to click his heels together.

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He rushes to the bathroom mirror, half expecting
to see his younger face staring back at him.

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No, he still looks the same, but he feels
decades younger.

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His mind reels, and he can't think of anything
to do but laugh.

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This gum…

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It should be impossible, but this piece really
does taste like youth.

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This might just be the product that saves
the store.

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The invigorating effect lasts, all in all,
for about a half hour.

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But during that half hour, the shopkeeper
feels more optimistic than he has in many,

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many years, and the feeling lingers even after
the gum's effects subside.

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But what other flavors did he receive?

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The delivery man brought three boxes, so what
about the other two?

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He opens the second box and pulls out a pack.

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"Tastes Like Mom Used to Make."

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Well, that's even more vague than the first
one.

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But after the experience of the previous one,
he's eager to discover exactly what that could

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mean.

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He unwraps a piece, studies its light brown
color, and pops it into his mouth.

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As soon as he begins to chew, the flavor explodes
on his tongue, taking him back once again

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to his childhood.

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Browned butter.

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Sugar.

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Chocolate chips.

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A hint of vanilla.

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It can't be...but it is.

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It's his mother's chocolate chip cookie recipe.

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How could the manufacturers have possibly
recreated it so perfectly?

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The flavor passes quickly and, eager to confirm
his experience and make sure it was real,

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he grabs another piece.

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This one tastes entirely different.

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Blueberry pancakes, like his mother used to
make on Sunday mornings, dripping with syrup

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and melted butter.

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This is the most unusual chewing gum, indeed.

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In all his years of selling candy, of tasting
every unusual innovation or novelty product,

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he never dreamed it could be like this.

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Now, for the third package.

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He slices the box open and finds black packages
inside, emblazoned with eerie red writing.

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The text read: "Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare."

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The shopkeeper feels a chill run down his
spine, his hands shaking with nerves as he

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unwraps a piece of the pitch-black gum.

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But he can't stop himself.

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He has to satisfy his curiosity, to discover
what nightmares taste like.

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He pops the piece into his mouth and begins
to chew.

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At first, he is almost disappointed.

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It doesn't taste like much of anything, vaguely
sweet, almost creamy, like finishing a glass

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of warm milk before bed.

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But as he chews, the shop around him begins
to blur and warp, lights dimming until he

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is standing in the dark.

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The hairs on his arms stand to attention,
and he becomes overwhelmed with the sensation

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of eyes on his back.

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Something is here, and it is watching him.

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He spins around and finds nothing there.

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But wait.

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What's that?

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Out of the corner of his eye, a shadow, darting
just out of sight, into the storage room in

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the back.

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Against his will, his feet begin to carry
the man toward that room, following the shadow.

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The door to the storeroom is shut.

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It wasn't shut before.

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Something closed it when it darted inside,
and it's in there now.

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Waiting for him.

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His stomach turns as his hand reaches for
the doorknob, turning it inch by inch.

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His nerves are screaming at him to stop, to
turn and run, but as if trapped in a nightmare,

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his body refuses to obey him.

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It pushes the door open with a pronounced
creak, and there, in the darkness, two glowing

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red eyes gaze out at him.

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The shopkeeper's heart leaps into his throat,
and in a moment of clarity he spits out the

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gum.

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All at once, the glowing eyes are gone, the
lights have come back on, and the nightmare

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is over.

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He resolves not to stock that particular flavor
in the shop, and tucks the box away in the

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back of that same storage room.

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Before long, his two new nostalgic flavors
of "magic chewing gum" draw the attention

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of the SCP Foundation, who, after paying the
man enough money to keep the shop open for

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the foreseeable future (call it a Finder's
Fee), take the gum samples into custody and

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give them the classification, SCP-1200.

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The designation SCP-1200 applies to all instances
of chewing gum distributed under the brand,

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"Tastes Like Chewing Gum."

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Packages of this gum have been spotted in
various grocery and convenience stores around

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the United States, appearing seemingly at
random.

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Each pack of gum features a logo, identifying
the manufacturer as simply "The Factory."

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Whenever a human subject masticates, or chews
a piece of the gum, a certain anomalous effect

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will occur.

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This effect varies depending on the color
and flavor of the given gum.

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There have currently been 83 flavors of SCP-1200
identified and cataloged.

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Swallowing this gum does not appear to produce
any additional anomalous effects.

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Also, contrary to what certain popular misinformation
might say, this gum (or any gum, in fact)

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does not stay in the digestive tract for seven
years.

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The 83 flavors on file can be found in SCP-1200-E:KV,
which was unfortunately impossible for me

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to obtain during my research into SCP-1200.

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The official file does, however, include a
partial list of some of these flavors.

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Though I would have preferred to conduct a
more comprehensive review, this at least provides

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a bit of valuable additional context for the
anomalous product.

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So, let's review some of the most memorable
SCP-1200 flavors and their recorded effects

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on human test subjects.

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SCP-1200-12 is a lime green-colored gum flavor,
which is funnily enough called "Tastes Like

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Lemons."

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When a human subject chews this flavor, their
gustatory perception is altered for the next

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28 hours.

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No matter what they eat during that time frame,
it will taste like lemons.

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A bit odd, but not harmful, unless the subject
just really, really hates the taste of lemon.

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After the 28 hour period is up, all food reverts
to its original taste.

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SCP-1200-15 is a bright yellow flavor, "Tastes
Like Sushine.

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When a test subject eats this flavor, they
will become luminescent, emitting over 40000

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lux of white light.

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This effect, while disconcerting to witness,
does not do any harm to the subject exhibiting

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it.

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The subject's luminescence lasts for approximately
20 minutes at full intensity, and then the

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light begins to dim gradually until it disappears
completely after four more minutes.

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You may have noticed that this flavor is a
great deal more abstract than "Tastes Like

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Lemons."

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Well, they only get more unusual from here.

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The next flavor detailed in the file for SCP-1200
is SCP-1200-29, "Tastes Like Rubik's Cube."

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Like the cube for which it is named, this
flavor is multicolored, checkered in white,

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orange, green, red, yellow, and blue.

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When a subject eats this flavor, their body
takes on a unique property for the next 216

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minutes.

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During this window of time, the subject will
be able to rearrange segments of their body,

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both internal and external, at will.

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This has no impact on the subject's health
or comfort, even when rearranging bones, muscles,

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and vital organs.

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However, these alterations cause secondary
changes within the body as it compensates

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for the movements.

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Unfortunately, this means that the first test
subject to consume this flavor during SCP

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Foundation trials was unable to return her
body to its original orientation before the

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216 minutes were up.

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She failed to solve the puzzle, and now her
left and right hands are permanently swapped.

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The next flavor included in the file is SCP-1200-30,
a dark blue gum that is described as "Tastes

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Like Those Forgotten."

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What could that possibly mean?

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Well, it means that, once a test subject has
chewed this flavor, six corporeal humanoid

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entities will manifest in their vicinity.

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These entities do not appear to be sentient,
and their only behavior is mimicking the actions

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and speech of the subject and any other humans
in the area, such as guards and researchers.

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These entities linger for six days before
disappearing, leaving a homogenous liquid

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behind.

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Analysis of the liquid determined that it
consisted of a mixture of organic materials,

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iron particles, and acrylic paint.

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SCP-1200-58 is a particularly curious flavor.

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This white gum "Tastes Like Afterlife."

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When the subject chews it, a polyhedral, crystalline
exoskeleton forms around them.

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Once it has formed, it will levitate 1.3 meters
off of the ground.

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During the first trial, this object remained
inert for a period of 62 days.

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When the 62 days were up, the exoskeleton
broke apart, leaving the subject behind and

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completely unharmed.

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He was immediately interviewed about his experience
inside the structure, and he described being

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transported to a green meadow, where he met
his younger brother.

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This was especially curious, considering that
the subject does not have any recorded siblings,

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living or dead.

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Another notable aspect of this flavor is its
effect's resemblance to SCP-1511, crystalline

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structures that transfer prisoners while showing
them some manner of beautiful, false afterlife.

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The only other flavor included in the file
is "Tastes Like Moon's Shadow," a red gum

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that has been tested once on a female research
subject.

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After she finished chewing the piece of gum,
a series of incorporeal, translucent, leporine

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organisms began to emerge from the walls of
the cell where the subject was being kept.

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During this entire process, the subject claimed
to not see the entities.

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Nor did she feel it when they approached her,
reached her, and burrowed into her body.

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Video recordings of the incident were unable
to capture these entities.

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Eleven days after the experiment was conducted,
the subject was found dead.

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Despite the lack of visible injuries, her
cause of death was determined to be exsanguination.

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This is the only recorded fatality resulting
from a sample of SCP-1200.

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There appears to be a link between this gum
flavor and SCP-1284, though I have not yet

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been able to determine the nature of this
link.

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On February 20, 2003, the SCP Foundation was
conducting an investigation completely unrelated

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to SCP-1200.

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The exact nature of this original investigation
has been redacted from the file, but whatever

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it was, it's irrelevant to the subject at
hand.

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It isn't the investigation but what they discovered
by complete accident that matters.

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Foundation operatives stumbled upon a secretive
facility that was entirely dedicated to the

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production of "Tastes Like Those Forgotten."

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When the Foundation entered the facility,
they discovered an assembly line, as well

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as 28 anomalous entities dwelling inside.

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It would appear that these entities, referred
to as SCP-1200-A, are part of the company's

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workforce.

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Instances of SCP-1200-A are animate humanoid
entities whose physiology is composed primarily

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of wrought iron.

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They are also coated in several layers of
paint, usually in a shade of white, pale blue,

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or yellow.

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These layers of paint are worn, faded, and
flaking, and the metal beneath is beginning

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to rust.

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Whenever they were made, it was some time
ago, and they have fallen into a state of

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disrepair.

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Each instance has no facial features on its
head, and the only feature present is one

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large circular opening, which seems to operate
a bit like a mouth.

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In addition to discovering the facility and
its anomalous workers, this discovery gave

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the Foundation some new insight into the production
process for this particular flavor of Tastes

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Like Chewing Gum.

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The image that it painted was, well...troubling.

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When instances of SCP-1200-A are not contained,
they will attempt to collect recently deceased

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human cadavers and transport them to the production
facility.

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If they are permitted to do so, they will
collect these bodies from freshly dug graves

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or even poorly-guarded morgues and carry them
back to the facility.

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There, an SCP-1200-A instance will take one
of its chosen corpses and begin to regurgitate

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paint, biological matter, and small slags
of iron into the body's mouth.

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I apologize for the stomach-turning imagery,
but there is simply no pleasant way to describe

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this process.

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The instance will repeat this process over
a period of several weeks until the body begins

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to liquefy under the influence of whatever
matter the entity has pumped into it.

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The process only ceases when the body begins
to liquefy, eventually leaving behind nothing

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but a thick, homogenous liquid, which will
suddenly disappear soon after.

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How it disappears and where it goes is unknown,
but I can make an unpleasant guess.

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Chemical analysis of some of this liquid as
identified it as the substance that makes

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up 80% of the sample of "Tastes Like Those
Forgotten."

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It would appear that this particular flavor
of chewing gum and Soylent Green have a key

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ingredient in common: people.

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No other facilities have been discovered at
this point, so it is uncertain whether the

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key ingredients in other gum flavors are quite
as macabre.

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Following the discovery of this facility,
the Foundation cross-referenced its communication

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archives for any potential mentions of the
facility or facilities like it.

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This investigation uncovered a surprisingly
relevant phone call hidden in the archives.

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The call was made on June 2, 1999, from a
pay phone about 2 kilometers from the facility

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discovered in 2003.

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The recording contains one single unidentified
male voice, and a transcription of the call's

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contents is included.

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"Herrick, this is Davis.

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I'm all done with the psychopomps here.

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We redirected the output to the location you
wanted, weren't any problems there.

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The goo should start arriving to you shortly.

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About your other order, Morton spotted some
nanohives in Budapest.

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I'm heading out there tomorrow.

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They should do nicely for your task, after
some tinkering.

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Make sure there won't be any issues with my
payment this time.

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If your contacts at the Factory are unwilling,
I can always find someone else.

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Call you in two weeks."

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Any discovery and seizure of SCP-1200 instances
must be performed by the FDA under CFR Title

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21.

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Once the instances are in the possession of
the FDA, these samples will be replaced with

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non-anomalous duplicates, and the originals
are to be transferred to Foundation Site-197.

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SCP-1200-A instances do not require food or
oxygen to survive, and therefore are to be

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kept contained in individual reinforced containers,
which are stored in the I-TL1 Wing of Site-197.

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Two days after the SCP-1200-A base facility
was dismantled, the SCP Foundation received

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a series of packages.

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These packages were delivered to several facilities,
and all contained the same thing: a new, previously

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undocumented flavor of gum.

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This gum was completely colorless, and the
packaging read "Tastes Like Normalcy."

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Test subjects who chewed the gum said that
it had no noticeable flavor at all, and no

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anomalous effects occurred.

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It seems that the creators of Tastes Like
Chewing Gum took notice of the Foundation's

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investigation and decided to create a custom
flavor, or lack thereof, for the organization.

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The identity of the company's higher-ups,
or the gum's creators, is still unknown.

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Unfortunately, the trail has gone cold for
now.

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But don't lose hope!

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It's possible more facilities are out there,
waiting to be discovered.

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Keep that dream alive, investigators, and
don't let me burst your bubble.

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Get it?

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Like bubble gum?

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Well, there's a reason I became a researcher
and not a comedian.

