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“Dragon Snails, Dragon Snails, Dragon Snails!

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What happens when you cross a dragon with
a snail? Do we have to spell it out for you?

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DRAGON SNAILS!

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The latest fiery hot kids trend from Dr Wondertainment
that will leave your house in ashes. Just

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kidding! But seriously, watch out for that…

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Does your kid love Pokemon but hate the fact
that they aren’t real and don’t pose any

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danger to their health and well-being? How
boring!

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With Dragon Snails, you’ll never have a
dull moment again. They may move slowly, but

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their fire moves quick. Just one little puff
and they’ll get you a fireball big enough

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to scorch your eyebrows off or start a modest
logfire. The perfect Christmas gift to keep

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your house warm all winter.

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We’ve got green ones, we’ve got blue ones,
we’ve got stripy ones. Breed them to start

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your own little empire of shell-dwelling hell-raisers.
Just remember, always keep a fire extinguisher

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close by.

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Start your collection today!

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Dr. Wondertainment is not legally, morally,
or financially responsible for any injuries,

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death, or property damage resulting from the
unsafe use of Dragon-Snails™ or any other

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Dr. Wondertainment products.”

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*

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The intern leans in close to the glass, bored
out of his mind.

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When he’d joined the Foundation 6 months
ago they’d told him that he would be key

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in securing, containing, and protecting some
of the most incredible anomalies the world

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had ever seen. The reality of his day to day
is very disappointing.

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He’s on snail detail.

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Contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m plexiglass terrarium
are twelve dragon snails. At first, he’d

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been so excited by the concept. A dragon and
a snail mixed together? Genius.

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Until he realized that they actually just
spend most of their days acting like snails,

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they very slowly slime their way around the
walls or retract into their shells. Very occasionally

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two of them would get into an argument and
spurt a bit of fire. But the snails were all

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so small that a puff of fire was about all
they could manage. Come back a few hours later,

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and you might see another one, in the meantime
they needed a nice long nap and a bite of

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lettuce.

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That’s his job, by the way. Lettuce duty.

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Once a week, it’s up to him to drop in 3kg
of iceberg lettuce. His nickname around the

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Site quickly became Lettuce Boy. In the other
rooms, he can hear demons from other dimensions

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roaring in fury and occasionally the facility's
power will dip out as a phase-shifting cyber

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ghost drains half the grid’s power this
side of the Mississippi. It’s not unusual

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to see agents and researchers running through
the hallways carrying futuristic alien weapons

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and talking of Keter-level threats.

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Meanwhile, he’s Lettuce Boy.

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About once a month, a couple of the snails
will get it on. Pretty X-rated stuff, not

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appropriate to show here but feel free to
let your imagination run wild.

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Whenever that happens it’s up to Lettuce
Boy to mark a tally in his notebook, retrieve

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the egg, and transport it to the biological
wing for freezing. He’s pretty sure the

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senior researchers have forgotten about the
dragon snails entirely given that they’ve

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got several hundred in frozen storage at this
point with no real goal as to what to do with

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them. It stinks of some researcher kicking
the can down the road to the next person to

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figure out what to do with.

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As if on cue, one of the snails pops out an
egg.

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He lifts the lid of the enclosure, leans over,
and scoops up the egg. The mother lets out

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a territorial puff of fire at him, enough
to burn his fingertips. Another perk of the

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job is he’s permanently got burnt hands.
The flameproof gloves are on the way apparently.

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They’ll get here any week now.

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The floor rumbles as Lettuce Boy dutifully
carries the egg along the corridor. A door

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to his left bursts open as a bus with spider’s
legs tries desperately to crawl its way to

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freedom. One on his right dematerializes completely,
leaving an empty void of psychedelic colors.

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One ahead of him hangs wide open with a creepy
presence just out of sight around the corner.

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Lettuce Boy turns away from that one heading
along the biological wing. He can hear tiny

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Play-Doh soldiers waging war in the coffee
room again. A swarm of agents try their best

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to break up the conflict.

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Why can’t he join their team? It’s just
not fair.

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Lettuce Boy goes into the room with the giant
freezer and opens the glass door. Frozen air

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curls up to meet him. Hundreds of eggs just
sitting there. They’re all different patterns

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and colors. A few are even translucent. He
adds his own little egg to the pile and sighs.

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Is this really all his job is going to be?

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He hits the light switch on his way out.

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Except, of course, it wasn’t the light switch
at all. He’d missed and hit the power on

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the freezer.

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But Lettuce Boy didn’t know that, he just
wandered back down the busy hallways, ignoring

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the sounds of chaos all around him, wondering
when his job was ever going to get interesting.

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*

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“What’s wrong with you?”

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That’s never a good way to start your work
day. Lettuce Boy turns around to see one of

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the agents standing in the doorway scowling
at him. He asks what’s wrong.

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“Your stupid snail dragon things. You’ve
got to keep a better eye on them. One escaped.”

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Lettuce Boy’s shocked. He rushes over to
the enclosure and counts. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10,

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12. They’re all here, what’s this agent
talking about.

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“I killed it. Stepped on it after it burned
my ankle. Now I’ve gotta go clean my shoe,

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thanks a lot.”

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Lettuce Boy counts the dragon snails again.
Twelve, just like he’d thought. What was

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this agent on about? He pokes his head around
the corner into the corridor to call after

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the disappearing agent, but stops himself
almost immediately. Smeared all along the

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wall next to his face is the unmistakable
slime of a fresh snail trail. Not just one.

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How many are there? They crisscross each other,
snaking their way behind pot plants and up

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into the vents.

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Lettuce Boy takes off in a sprint in the direction
of the freezer room. Surely they haven’t…

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He hears an accusatory voice asking him where
he thinks he’s going.

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It’s the Head Researcher at the site. Lettuce
Boy skids to a halt and tries to compose himself.

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“Running in the corridors is strictly prohibited
unless in case of an emergency… is there

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an emergency right now?”

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Lettuce Boy shakes his head violently. No
problem here, none at all, everything is totally

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fine.

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The Head Researcher asks him if he’s delivering
dragon snail eggs to be frozen.

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He shakes his head again.

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“Then you have no reason to be going to
the freezer room. Back to your post, or I’ll

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be writing you up.”

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With no other option, Lettuce Boy turns around
and slowly walks back to the snail room, feeling

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a pair of beady eyes drilling into the back
of his head the whole way. All he can do is

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cross his fingers and pray she doesn’t see
the slime on the walls around the corner.

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As soon as he’s out of sight, he ducks behind
a plant and tries to devise a plan. He needs

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to get back into the freezer room some way
or another. There’s a chance only a couple

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of the dragon snails have thawed enough to
hatch. Maybe if he can switch the freezer

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back on soon enough, it’ll all be fine.

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One of the snail trails guides his eyes up
a wall to a vent with a couple of loose screws.

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He’s always wanted to do this.

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Quick as a flash, the vent cover is off, and
he’s inside, crawling along and sneezing

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every few seconds from his dust allergies
- He’s not exactly John McClane from Die

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Hard, but the comparison definitely crosses
his mind. He also can’t help but peer through

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some of the grates.

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In one, he sees a portal to hell. It’s enormous
and pulsing with power. Every now and then,

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a demon’s hand will reach through and claw
around, trying to grab onto a human and drag

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them to their demise. And what’s that on
the ground? Oh no!

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There is a singular dragon snail boldly - if
slowly - squelching its way towards the portal.

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He has to stop it. Who knows what will happen
to it on the other side? But it’s too late.

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The little snail has disappeared through the
open portal.

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That’ll have to be a problem for later.

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He crawls on, and in a couple of allergy-ridden
minutes, he tumbles onto the floor of the

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freezer room. He sits up and looks around.

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It’s not good.

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The walls are all scorched black, there are
snail trails everywhere, and little newborn

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dragon snails of all shapes and colors are
all making their way to the doors.

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He rushes over to the open freezer and peers
inside. It’s not so bad after all!

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There are still close to three hundred eggs
sitting there unhatched. He lets out an involuntary

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laugh, maybe it’s not so bad after all.
Maybe he won’t get in too much trouble.

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But the sound of his laugh has done something.
All around him, tiny shells start to crack.

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Wisps of smoke curl out of holes. Tiny dragon
heads appear, followed closely by tiny snail

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bodies and shells.

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No, no, no! They’re all hatching! Every
single one of them.

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One by one, every dragon snail rummages its
way out of its shell and gives a triumphant

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puff of fire, looking at him through bleary
eyes. Looking at him…?

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His heart sinks. He’d forgotten this part
of his training. It had never come up because

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they hadn’t hatched any newborns in his
time.

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Dragon Snails imprint. Just like baby ducklings,
they attach themselves to the first living

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thing they see, thinking it's their mother.
And as Lettuce Boy looks around the room,

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he suddenly has the dawning realization that
he’s got a whole lot of children now. He

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isn’t ready for this kind of responsibility!
What if he wanted to travel? To see Europe?

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To get a motorcycle? He couldn’t do any
of this now, he’s got children to take care

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of. It’s all too much, he needs a minute.

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But at that exact moment, there’s a cough
from behind him. The Head Researcher stands

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in the doorway, arms crossed, glowering. In
unison, Lettuce Boy and all turn around sheepishly,

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knowing they are in big big trouble.

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But as the Head Researcher starts to shout,
something peculiar happens. The dragon snails

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all start to slowly but surely creep over
to the intern’s boss. The more she yells,

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the more dragon snails join the crowd congregating
at her feet. Her tirade gets louder and louder,

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culminating in a…

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“You’re fired!”

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As soon as the words leave her mouth, a fireball
fills the room. All at once, all of the dragon

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snails gathered around her spew out as much
fire as they can manage. On their own, they’ve

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never been much of a threat, but a few hundred
of them going off at the same moment in a

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confined space creates a ball of fire so bright
and hot that Lettuce Boy throws a hand in

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front of his face and falls backwards.

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His hair is smoldering a bit, so he desperately
pats at it with his sleeve while staring at

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the spot where his boss used to be. Now, all
that remains is a pile of ash and a pair of

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shoes.

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“I’m definitely getting fired now.”

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Lettuce Boy runs out into the hallway, peering
around the corners to see if anyone is coming.

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Very slowly, an army of fire-breathing snails
slowly follows him, leaving what can only

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be described as an ungodly amount of slime
on the floor behind them.

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“No, no, no, go back! Back in the room.
Hide!”

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But the dragon snails just keep following
him, making little hooting sounds as they

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go. This whole imprint thing is clearly no
joke.

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He needs to get them into the terrarium with
the original twelve. Once they’re all contained,

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he’ll figure out what to do next. Will they
all fit in there? He’s not so sure, but

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it’s his only option right now.

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All of a sudden, a door in front of him bursts
open, and out rush a flood of agents and researchers,

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running for their lives. A wave of fire chases
after them, burning out and dissipating in

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the hallway. They’ve all just come from
the room with the hell portal in it. The same

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hell portal that the little dragon snail had
entered just a short time ago…

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And sure enough, a colossal, painfully slow,
head appears around the door. The head of

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a dragon on the body of a snail. Only now,
instead of being pocket-sized, it can barely

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fit through the doorway. Its eyes burn with
hellfire as it lets out a thunderous roar.

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That snail must have imprinted on something
on the other side of that portal, and we all

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know who rules the roost in hell.

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This isn’t just a dragon snail anymore.
It’s a Satan snail now.

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Lettuce Boy turns around and runs for his
life, as do the rest of the personnel in the

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building. The fortunate thing about being
chased by a hell snail is that you don’t

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have to run very fast or go very far to get
away. It’s not exactly a high-speed chase.

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He crashes through a doorway and turns to
address his dragon snail army, who are one

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by one catching up with him as fast as they
can.

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“What do I do?”

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The dragon snails just hoot happily up at
him, enjoying all of the chaos. He needs a

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fireball and a big one to kill the hell-snail.
Except all of his companions look very tired

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from the fireball that killed his boss (a
problem for later). If they were in their

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terrarium, he’d give them a head of lettuce
and a few hours nap, but they don’t have

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that kind of time. There’s only one thing
for it.

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Lettuce Boy throws open the cupboard. 574
dragon snail eyes stare in wonder. It’s

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beautiful, it’s glorious, it’s… lettuce.
Kilos and kilos of lettuce. Their mouths hang

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open in ravenous excitement as Lettuce Boy
lives up to his name, shredding head after

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head of the crisp green vegetable.

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Tiny mouths crunch and swallow as fast as
they can as the ominous sound of fat, heavy

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slaps fills the room. A giant shadow falls
across the doorway.

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And then the head of the dragon appears, its
growth supercharged in the furnace of the

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underworld, its eyes driven mad with evil.
The shell must weigh as much as a small car.

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The hell-snail turns its head to him and gives
a wet, oozy roar that sprays snail slime all

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over Lettuce Boy’s face.

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He wipes a sleeve across his eyes and clenches
his fists, determined.

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“Dragon snails… ATTACK!”

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…

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A couple of the snails cough. One manages
to splutter a few sparks. Most of them are

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still enjoying their lettuce so much they
haven’t even noticed their aggressor in

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the doorway yet, happily chomping away with
gummy little mouths.

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The hell-snail rears up and opens its mouth
wide. Lettuce Boy closes his eyes and takes

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a deep breath. If this is how he dies, so
be it. He’s ready for the fire that’s

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about to consume him.

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Any second now.

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He’s ready.

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Just…

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He opens a hesitant eye. The hell-snail’s
mouth is still wide open. Its eyes are staring

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not at him, but at what’s in his hand. A
head of lettuce.

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Lettuce Boy tosses the leafy vegetable into
the hell-snail’s mouth, and it crunches

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down on it, happily swallowing it in just
a couple of bites. It opens its mouth. Another.

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He tosses a second, then a third and a fourth.
By this point, the hell-snail doesn’t look

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so demonic anymore. It just looks like a giant
dragon snail. In fact, it almost looks like

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it’s smiling.

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Maybe that’s the moral of the story. Sometimes
those that we think are the big villains in

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our lives, might just be a bit hungry. Lettuce
Boy smiles at a good day’s work.

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Then, he remembers that he incinerated his
boss.

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*

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SCP-111, while referred to as dragon snails
colloquially by Foundation personnel, are

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not actually snails at all. They appear to
be an artificial invertebrate species that

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have been genetically designed to have the
appearance of a snail and a dragon. If you

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take a closer look at their DNA structures,
you quickly find that they don’t really

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belong to either family when compared to the
snail and dragon DNA that the Foundation has

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on hand.

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When fully grown, the adult dragon snails
weigh in at roughly 300 grams, with a typical

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length of about 20cm from the top of their
head to the tip of their tail. So let’s

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start with the head. Aside from fire-breathing,
this is the most dragon-like part of SCP-111.

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Unlike snails, they have quite advanced eyes
that don’t live on the tips of optic tentacles,

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as well as small horn-like structures that
contain cartilage. Their mouths have complex

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vertebrate-jaw structures as well, allowing
them to take larger mouthfuls and open wide,

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ready to breathe out a spurt of fire.

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Internally, they are very different from your
average snail. They are warm-blooded and lay

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eggs that have hard shells of varying patterns
and colors. And, of course, there is the fire,

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too.

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SCP-111 instances have hollow sacs just below
their jaws in which they store methane collected

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as a digestive byproduct. While most animals
would eject methane as a waste gas, the dragons

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snails store it as a fuel source. A complex
structure housed inside their trachea acts

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as a kind of flint and steel, so when they
choose to exhale the methane gas from their

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jaw sacs along with a small spark, they can
create quite an impressive fireball for their

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size.

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Due to the size of the dragon snails, this
fire-breathing is a short-lived affair. They

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can usually only manage one puff of flame
before exhausting their fuel supplies. As

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such, it is rarely used in physical self-defense
and acts more as a warning, much like a frill

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neck lizard deploys its frills to warn away
predators or rivals.

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As the methane supply is built up from the
digestive process, SCP-111 has to have an

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extended break before it is capable of producing
more. They must digest more food and give

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their bodies time and rest to produce sufficient
quantities of methane before they are ready

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to ‘fire’ again.

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Another quirk of their jaw structure and internal
anatomy is that, unlike regular snails, dragon

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snails are capable of vocalizations. They
make gentle hooting noises. Studies are ongoing

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as to the purpose of these hoots though it
is possible that they are used as a rudimentary

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form of communication.

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SCP-111 shows much higher intelligence than
any known snail species. The fact that they

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can imprint onto other animals shows a level
of awareness of the concept of a parent and

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the ability to distinguish that organism from
others. They also appear to have a kind of

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social hierarchy as to who gets to have the
best leaves of lettuce, but again, research

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is ongoing.

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Little is known about the origins of SCP-111.
The twelve instances contained by the Foundation

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were received in an anonymous delivery to
a Foundation shell establishment. Despite

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the best efforts of various agents, no one
has been able to track down the sender.

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All that is known about their origins comes
from a note left in the box. Apparently some

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kind of advertisement for them as if they
are a product made by Dr Wondertainment.

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For now, though, they are happy. The terrarium
has been expanded greatly to accommodate all

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of the new dragon snails, the lettuce rains
from the sky on a daily basis, keeping them

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happy. One giant snail with a fiery personality
lives in the corner with a near-constant supply

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of food to keep it docile, and the intern
who was responsible for recapturing all of

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the escapees has received a promotion.

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It’s just such a shame that the Head of
Research was killed by that hell-snail before

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anyone could save her…

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