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The Night Watchman’s hand shakes,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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shuddering the beam from his flashlight.&nbsp;
He can’t believe his eyes, never in all&nbsp;&nbsp;

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his time on the job has he ever expected to&nbsp;
see something like this… it can’t be real.

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It all begins earlier that night. The newly hired&nbsp;
Watchman arrives at the site of his new position:&nbsp;&nbsp;

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guarding a Chuck E Cheese after dark. It seems&nbsp;
a bit excessive, even he thinks so. After all,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it’s just a restaurant with some arcade&nbsp;
games and admittedly creepy animatronic&nbsp;&nbsp;

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entertainment. Why would it need a dedicated&nbsp;
person to keep an eye on it overnight?

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Sitting down in the security office, he sips his&nbsp;
coffee in front of the old TV monitors. Grainy&nbsp;&nbsp;

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footage from all the building’s security cameras&nbsp;
flickers on screen. He stares at the display,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but doesn’t really see it. The&nbsp;
Night Watchman's eyes glaze over:&nbsp;&nbsp;

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he’s already bored. In his boredom, his mind&nbsp;
starts to wander. He thinks back to the wanted&nbsp;&nbsp;

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advertisement for this posting, it had mentioned&nbsp;
several reports of movement late at night,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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within the restaurant. None of it made&nbsp;
much sense to him; who’d want to break&nbsp;&nbsp;

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into a children’s restaurant in the middle of the&nbsp;
night? Probably just some teenagers, he thinks

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Suddenly, a loud noise startles the&nbsp;
Night Watchman. The sound of something&nbsp;&nbsp;

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metal clattering to the floor, it’s coming&nbsp;
from the kitchen - someone’s still here!&nbsp;&nbsp;

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He grabs his flashlight from his belt&nbsp;
and rushes through the restaurant,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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leaving just before a shadowy figure&nbsp;
passes one of the security cameras.

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The Night Watchman clicks on the&nbsp;
flashlight and starts to search,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the light from it casting creepy shadows as&nbsp;
it falls over the various robotic animals.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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They give him chills just to look at&nbsp;
them, he can’t imagine that kids ever&nbsp;&nbsp;

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enjoy seeing the characters flap their&nbsp;
mouths to weird, annoyingly catchy songs.

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Another noise, footsteps this time. He&nbsp;
turns towards the back of the restaurant,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the kitchen where greasy, unhealthy junk food is&nbsp;
prepared for hordes of screaming, rowdy children.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Stepping out of the dark, but brightly decorated&nbsp;
main restaurant area into the kitchen, with&nbsp;&nbsp;

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all its stainless steel work surfaces, was like&nbsp;
suddenly arriving on another planet. Instantly,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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his flashlight falls over what had&nbsp;
caused the first sound. A trash can,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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toppled over to allow someone&nbsp;
to rummage around inside.

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There’s a trail of garbage, and the Night&nbsp;
Watchman follows it. It leads him around the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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parts of the building reserved for employees,&nbsp;
only to veer back out towards the restaurant.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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The more he follows, the closer he gets to&nbsp;
the play area, a brightly colored foam pen&nbsp;&nbsp;

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where overly energetic kids can run&nbsp;
around freely, giving their parents&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a momentary break as they burn off all the&nbsp;
sugar and calories from the low-quality food.

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But as he approaches the ball pit, he&nbsp;
sees it. It’s like an occult ritual,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a circle of almost twenty children, hurling&nbsp;
slices of half-eaten Chuck E Cheese pizza into&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the ball pit. Not one of them notices him,&nbsp;
too focused on their strange ritual to even&nbsp;&nbsp;

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register the light from the flashlight.&nbsp;
The Night Watchman is about to call out,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to demand to know what the heck is going on, how&nbsp;
they all got in here, and where their parents are.

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But then he sees something beneath the&nbsp;
plastic balls. Something is stirring,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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moving in response to the children throwing&nbsp;
pizza into the pit. And as it crawls out,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Night Watchman is met with the sight&nbsp;
of something vile lurking in the ball pit.

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Stumbling upon what looks to be the&nbsp;
secret meeting of a bizarre ball pit&nbsp;&nbsp;

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cult is hardly something that the average&nbsp;
night watchman or security guard will ever&nbsp;&nbsp;

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have to experience. Even one working for&nbsp;
an establishment like Chuck E Cheese,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the very worst they might find themselves&nbsp;
dealing with is particularly rowdy customers&nbsp;&nbsp;

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or the restaurant’s animatronics characters&nbsp;
getting a little quirky at night time. But&nbsp;&nbsp;

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thanks to the SCP Foundation’s investigations&nbsp;
into this particular branch of Chuck E Cheese,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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they’ve uncovered exactly what it is about the&nbsp;
building that draws such unusual attention. You&nbsp;&nbsp;

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see, there really is something lurking beneath&nbsp;
the ball pit… something now known as SCP-6059.

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Here at the SCP Foundation, the securing of&nbsp;
anomalies is one of the core tenets of the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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organization - after all, that’s what the&nbsp;
‘S’ in the name stands for. And as such,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Chuck E Cheese containing SCP-6059&nbsp;
had to be requisitioned. Fortunately,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the cover story of the restaurant shutting&nbsp;
down after a major health code violation&nbsp;&nbsp;

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seems to have been a believable ruse.&nbsp;
And, after all, it’s not too far from&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the truth - you could say that the place&nbsp;
does have something of a pest problem.

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Now that it’s no longer a restaurant and arcade,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the site serves as a Foundation facility,&nbsp;
established specifically to research SCP-6059.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Following some extensive analysis, Researchers&nbsp;
have determined what drew the cult-like group&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of children to the ball pit in the first&nbsp;
place. It isn’t an anomalous property of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the building itself, there’s nothing unique&nbsp;
about this former Chuck E Cheese franchise&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that causes such abnormal behavior. That all&nbsp;
comes from the thing living in the ball pit.

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SCP-6059 is a particularly unusual creature and&nbsp;
not just to look at - although, it’s certainly&nbsp;&nbsp;

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not easy on the eye. In fact, it’s been known&nbsp;
to turn more than a few Researchers’ stomachs&nbsp;&nbsp;

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around the facility. Its amorphous body is&nbsp;
around the size of an average human toddler,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but if you were expecting it to resemble&nbsp;
anything made of flesh and blood,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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then well, you might be disappointed&nbsp;
- and possibly put off your food.

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Structurally, the creature is comprised of&nbsp;
a mixture of discarded and stomach-churning&nbsp;&nbsp;

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substances, primarily pizza sauce and plastic,&nbsp;
along with various other… waste materials.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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The plastic component is visible in the&nbsp;
form of two of the plastic balls from the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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ball pit where it resides, placed on top of&nbsp;
SCP-6059’s blob-like head. Each one of those&nbsp;&nbsp;

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two plastic balls sports a hand-drawn pupil&nbsp;
to resemble the creature’s eyes. Although,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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no one is quite sure if SCP-6059 can actually&nbsp;
see out of these, or if they’re more for show.

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Despite the strange and unnerving state it was&nbsp;
found in - and being generally pretty unsettling&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to look at - SCP-6059 doesn’t seem to be a&nbsp;
violent anomaly. While not outwardly aggressive,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it certainly doesn’t reach the same levels&nbsp;
of friendliness as other amorphous SCPs,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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such as the well-known and much-adored SCP-999,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the Tickle Monster. But fortunately,&nbsp;
especially for those researching it,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-6059 has come pre-contained for the SCP&nbsp;
Foundation’s convenience. What does that&nbsp;&nbsp;

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mean? Well, while it’s not unheard of, not all&nbsp;
anomalies come with their own containment cell.

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No, really, we aren’t joking: SCP-6059 can’t&nbsp;
leave the ball pit. Despite the only thing&nbsp;&nbsp;

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separating it from freedom being a fence of thin,&nbsp;
mesh netting and a pool of plastic balls that is&nbsp;&nbsp;

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only knee deep, SCP-6059 is trapped. Although,&nbsp;
that hasn’t stopped the creature from claiming&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it is fully capable of escape. That’s right,&nbsp;
SCP-6059 can speak too - and it has something&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of a high opinion of itself as well. Something&nbsp;
that SCP Foundation Researcher Doctor Zacharias&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Rosemary has discovered through extensive&nbsp;
meetings with the beast of the ball pit.

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Doctor Rosemary is sent to the Chuck E Cheese&nbsp;
facility housing SCP-6059 at the behest of the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Department of Anomalous Ambassadors. This&nbsp;
is a specialized research division within&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the SCP Foundation that intends to improve&nbsp;
the direct communication between personnel&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and anomalies themselves. And what branch&nbsp;
would be better suited for learning just why&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-6059 had its own following of devoted&nbsp;
cultists when it was first discovered?

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Stepping inside the room containing the ball&nbsp;
pit, Doctor Rosemary approaches the net barrier&nbsp;&nbsp;

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between him and the creature within. As per&nbsp;
the instructions he has been given only moments&nbsp;&nbsp;

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before, Zacharias carefully opens the entrance,&nbsp;
sealed with nothing more than a simple zipper.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Dragging it down, he slips through and stands&nbsp;
surrounded by plastic balls, reaching up to&nbsp;&nbsp;

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his knees. He calls out, knowing the anomaly can&nbsp;
hear him, trying to get it to emerge and engage in&nbsp;&nbsp;

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a conversation with him. Sure enough, only a few&nbsp;
meters away, the plastic balls of the pit shuffle&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and then part as SCP-6059 pops its amorphous head&nbsp;
out from below. It greets Doctor Rosemary in an&nbsp;&nbsp;

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enthusiastic, almost accusatory way, demanding&nbsp;
to know the answer to a strange question:

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“Thing in my pit! Are you balls?”

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Of course, being a human being and not comprised&nbsp;
of plastic balls, Doctor Rosemary has no choice&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but to answer the creature truthfully. But this&nbsp;
doesn’t go down well with SCP-6059. The creature&nbsp;&nbsp;

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immediately becomes highly agitated, shouting at&nbsp;
the Researcher to get out and leave. To emphasize&nbsp;&nbsp;

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its distress, SCP-6059 even starts gathering&nbsp;
the plastic balls from around it and hurls&nbsp;&nbsp;

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them directly at Zacharias. If you’ve ever had&nbsp;
a plastic ball from a ball pit thrown at you,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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then you know that it’s hardly a pleasant&nbsp;
experience. Although those balls are only&nbsp;&nbsp;

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lightweight, with enough force behind&nbsp;
one, they can certainly pack a punch.

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Doctor Rosemary makes his hasty retreat from the&nbsp;
barrage of plastic balls, back beyond the safety&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of the net fence. Once he’s out of range, the&nbsp;
formless, messy face of SCP-6059 seems to frown,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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before it disappears beneath the surface of&nbsp;
the balls once again. Several other researchers&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and other personnel from around the site make&nbsp;
their own attempts to converse with SCP-6059,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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met with the same reaction. It&nbsp;
clearly doesn’t feel like talking.

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But now that he knows the reaction wasn’t&nbsp;
unique to him, Doctor Rosemary is reassigned&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to try and get through to SCP-6059 again.&nbsp;
This time, however, he’s come prepared.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Based on their brief encounter, the anomalous&nbsp;
being seems to be childlike in its temperament,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and prone to misbehaving. So, Zacharias&nbsp;
has devised a plan for his next interviews.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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If SCP-6059 starts acting out again,&nbsp;
then the Researcher intends to treat&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it like he would a disobedient child -&nbsp;
by putting the creature in a time-out.

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Heading back to the ball pit for a&nbsp;
second attempt, Doctor Rosemary is&nbsp;&nbsp;

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also armed this time around - well, with a&nbsp;
family-sized Chuck E Cheese pizza, at least.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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And it’s not exactly a weapon, more of a peace&nbsp;
offering to appease SCP-6059. Or a sacrifice…

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Passing through the mesh netting into the ball&nbsp;
pit, Doctor Rosemary holds the box just above&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the surface. Almost immediately, SCP-6059&nbsp;
bursts out and chomps down on the pizza box,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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yanking the whole thing back down beneath&nbsp;
the plastic balls to devour it. Zacharias&nbsp;&nbsp;

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tries to encourage it to talk again, and&nbsp;
SCP-6059 makes no secret that it approves.

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“You have appeased me with a&nbsp;
sacrifice. You may speak, non-ball.”

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Straight away, Doctor Rosemary&nbsp;
wants to get down to business,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and asks the creature outright what it is. But&nbsp;
the response is far from a coherent answer.

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“Tell me, mortal, have you ever had&nbsp;
an enlightened experience in a pit?”

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Confused by what it means, the Foundation&nbsp;
Researcher tries to ask for clarity, but SCP-6059&nbsp;&nbsp;

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has little to offer in that department. It seems&nbsp;
obsessed with the contents of the ball pit,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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referring to the divine, higher power of the&nbsp;
balls. Baffled and struggling to answer, Doctor&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Rosemary recounts an instance from his childhood&nbsp;
where he got sick after playing in a similar pit&nbsp;&nbsp;

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in a McDonalds. This seems to be what the creature&nbsp;
wanted to hear, judging by its response of:

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“Yes this is it! You have been touched by&nbsp;
my blessing! You are a prophet of the pit!”

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The anomaly apparently implies that it is some&nbsp;
kind of deity, or at least, it thinks that it&nbsp;&nbsp;

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is. Capable of bestowing a divine blessing in&nbsp;
the form of illness, which seems appropriate&nbsp;&nbsp;

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since SCP-6059 looks like it’s riddled with germs.&nbsp;
But Zacharias points out that the creature hasn’t&nbsp;&nbsp;

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exactly answered his question. Hearing this,&nbsp;
SCP-6059 seems a little confused, then pauses&nbsp;&nbsp;

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for a moment… before hurling more balls at Doctor&nbsp;
Rosemary and shouting again. He goes to leave&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the pit, and warns SCP-6059 that if it doesn’t&nbsp;
behave itself, then he’ll put it in a time-out.

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It responds by launching another ball and&nbsp;
hitting the Researcher right between the eyes.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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That settles it, the anomaly has earned itself&nbsp;
a time-out. Putting his new plan into action,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Doctor Rosemary shuts off the lights and leaves&nbsp;
the room. SCP-6059 doesn’t like it one bit,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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angrily throwing more balls at the mesh every&nbsp;
few minutes, demanding that the lights be turned&nbsp;&nbsp;

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back on, and that it be released from time out.&nbsp;
After a few short moments, it seems to settle,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and looks around in the dark for any sign of the&nbsp;
Researcher, or any other members of personnel.

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“Please come back.”

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Now that he’s shown the creature what the&nbsp;
consequence is for bad behavior, Doctor&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Rosemary returns to the ball pit and sets out&nbsp;
very clearly his expectations. It’s very simple,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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as long as SCP-6059 behaves and cooperates, it’ll&nbsp;
receive pizza as a sacrifice. If not, should it&nbsp;&nbsp;

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decide to misbehave and act in a disruptive or&nbsp;
disobedient way, then it will get put back in&nbsp;&nbsp;

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time out. And surprisingly, the unruly anomaly&nbsp;
agrees to adhere to these rules going forward.

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Their next interview begins much&nbsp;
the same as the previous one,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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with Doctor Rosemary bringing another pizza&nbsp;
for SCP-6059 to gobble up. He asks if the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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creature is ready to behave, to which it&nbsp;
nods. Trying to be as amicable as possible,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Doctor Rosemary explains that they got off on&nbsp;
the wrong foot and they’re going to start over.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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He tells SCP-6059 to just answer his questions&nbsp;
honestly, and the anomaly agrees to his terms.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Then, the Researcher asks again, wanting&nbsp;
to know exactly what SCP-6059 is.

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“I am Botulae, god of the pit… I hold&nbsp;
divine power over the pit and all within.”

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This hardly explains much, apart from confirming&nbsp;
that SCP-6059 does think that it is some kind of&nbsp;&nbsp;

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god. Doctor Rosemary presses it for more&nbsp;
information, and the creature responds by&nbsp;&nbsp;

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describing the pit and its many balls&nbsp;
as its domain, that SCP-6059 oversees.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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It implies that the ball pit can&nbsp;
bestow blessings of some description,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but the Foundation has confirmed&nbsp;
that it’s just an ordinary ball pit.

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Next, Zacharias decides to ask if Botaulae,&nbsp;
SCP-6059, is the god of all ball pits,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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or just this one, and comments that&nbsp;
the creature hasn’t made much attempt&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to try and escape its confinement.&nbsp;
SCP-6059 seems to take this personally,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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insisting that it is more than capable of&nbsp;
leaving the pit, due to being all-powerful.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Doctor Rosemary challenges it to do just that,&nbsp;
to which SCP-6059 responds by reaching for one&nbsp;&nbsp;

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of the plastic balls. He urges the creature&nbsp;
to make smart choices. Putting the ball back,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it confirms that its domain is just the&nbsp;
one ball pit it currently resides in.

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Doctor Rosemary pushes for more information,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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although SCP-6059 is reluctant to give&nbsp;
answers. It needs some gentle encouragement,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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shying away when asked why this specific ball&nbsp;
pit. But eventually, Zacharias coaxes answers&nbsp;&nbsp;

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out of the creature. It says it just woke up&nbsp;
there one day, it came into being within the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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filth and waste lurking at the bottom of its pit.&nbsp;
Then, Doctor Rosemary asked about the children.

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You see, SCP-6059 is the reason the strange&nbsp;
cult-like group had gathered in the ball&nbsp;&nbsp;

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pit. It has the ability to spread some kind of&nbsp;
influence that makes anyone under the age of ten&nbsp;&nbsp;

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starts to worship it. This usually occurs after&nbsp;
around twenty minutes of being near SCP-6059,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and leads those affected to form a circle around&nbsp;
the creature, while praising its might and power,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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as well as throwing slices of Chuck E Cheese&nbsp;
pizza into the ball pit as sacrifices to SCP-6059.

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“My divine servants. Loyal subjects who sung&nbsp;
my praises and brought me offerings… A god&nbsp;&nbsp;

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is nothing without followers. Followers&nbsp;
spread word of your power and gain you&nbsp;&nbsp;

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influence. With followers, worshippers,&nbsp;
you are remembered as mighty in the&nbsp;&nbsp;

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pantheon. With worshippers you gain&nbsp;
offerings, and you live forever.”

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When Doctor Rosemary asks why children,&nbsp;
the anomaly describes feeling a kinship&nbsp;&nbsp;

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with them. It’s not hard to see&nbsp;
why, given the creature’s tendency&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to misbehave and overestimation of its own&nbsp;
importance. Seeing Zacharias taking notes,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-6059 asks if the doctor has become&nbsp;
one of his supposed followers. After all,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Doctor Rosemary has brought offerings of pizza and&nbsp;
seems to be writing down stories about SCP-6059.

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“I do not feel my influence working upon you,&nbsp;
yet you perform the steps of worship regardless…&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Have you accepted the glory of the balls? Have&nbsp;
you decided to become a follower of mine?”

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Of course, Zacharias is just making notes of&nbsp;
their interaction in the interest of research.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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He warns SCP-6059 not to overthink&nbsp;
it, before wrapping up the interview,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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once again leaving SCP-6059 alone in the&nbsp;
ball pit. The security cameras observing&nbsp;&nbsp;

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the creature’s chamber record it becoming&nbsp;
irritable at being left alone. It throws&nbsp;&nbsp;

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more balls at the mesh for several hours in&nbsp;
an attempt to get someone to pay it attention.

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“Come back.”

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Then it sinks back beneath the plastic balls.

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The very next day, there is a significant&nbsp;
difference in the following interaction&nbsp;&nbsp;

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between SCP-6059 and Doctor Rosemary. The creature&nbsp;
actively requests to speak with the researcher,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it wants to talk. Or maybe it wants the company,&nbsp;
but can’t quite articulate it. Agreeing to return&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to the ball pit as per SCP-6059’s requests,&nbsp;
although assuming the creature might just be&nbsp;&nbsp;

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wasting his time for attention, Doctor&nbsp;
Rosemary is greeted with a confession.

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The anomaly explains it has been greatly&nbsp;
bothered since their most recent meeting.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-6059 explains that, previously,&nbsp;
it has been content with its domain,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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not wanting for anything other than the pit and&nbsp;
the balls within. It was content and had managed&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to garner a small cult of worshiping followers.&nbsp;
But now, it feels as if something is wrong.

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SCP-6059 continues, describing the time&nbsp;
when it first awoke in the pit. Back then,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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SCP-6059 has a feeling, a need for&nbsp;
something. But it doesn’t know what,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and there is nothing it can do to stop this&nbsp;
strange, unfamiliar feeling. All the newly&nbsp;&nbsp;

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congealed amorphous creature knows is that it&nbsp;
is a divine deity. Around it is the ball pit,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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its domain. Eventually, the anomaly meets&nbsp;
the children, and thanks to its influence,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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they begin to worship it. And it’s their kindness&nbsp;
and sacrifices that make SCP-6059 feel important.

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But once its followers are gone, and SCP-6059&nbsp;
is found by the Foundation, that same&nbsp;&nbsp;

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negative feeling returns. Until it meets Doctor&nbsp;
Rosemary. As the creature continues to explain,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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it describes how upset it feels to be left alone&nbsp;
in the pit, and that speaking with Zacharias can&nbsp;&nbsp;

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alleviate that feeling. Then, when the Researcher&nbsp;
leaves, the feeling comes back. It confuses&nbsp;&nbsp;

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and upsets a bewildered SCP-6059, but offers&nbsp;
some words of comfort and even another pizza.

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Doctor Rosemary explains that it’s his job to&nbsp;
take care of SCP-6059 and ensure the creature&nbsp;&nbsp;

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is okay. The anomalous blob rightly points out&nbsp;
that he didn’t have to come this time - after all,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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he could’ve ignored SCP-6059’s requests to&nbsp;
talk. It wasn’t required by the Foundation&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that Doctor Rosemary conduct an interview today.&nbsp;
Zacharias puts it in simple terms that SCP-6059&nbsp;&nbsp;

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can understand; he agreed to talk not because he&nbsp;
has to, but to ensure the creature is alright and&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to learn more about it. But mostly, because&nbsp;
he understands SCP-6059 just needs a friend.

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To begin, SCP-6059 is unfamiliar with the&nbsp;
concept. It’s never had a friend before,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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only those that worship it because of its&nbsp;
anomalous influence. Over time, the creature seems&nbsp;&nbsp;

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to have developed a sense of self-superiority&nbsp;
because of this, believing itself to be a god.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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But Doctor Rosemary explains that a friend cares&nbsp;
about someone not out of a need to worship them,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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but instead out of respect. Friends offer&nbsp;
support, or food, or gifts to a friend in need,&nbsp;&nbsp;

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not out of obligation, but because it is the&nbsp;
right thing to do. Zacharias tells SCP-6059&nbsp;&nbsp;

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that friends listen to and care about each other&nbsp;
not because they have to, but because they can.

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“Are you my friend, doctor?”

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Naturally, Doctor Rosemary agrees, as long&nbsp;
as that is something that SCP-6059 wants.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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In response, the creature playfully throws&nbsp;
a plastic ball between the doctor’s eyes.

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