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"More on the allegations that CNN

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blackmailed the user who created the anti-CNN Trump wrestling video." "So the Reddit user behind the Trump CNN

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body-slam video is

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apologizing." "I've watched the sadness, how the Cocks News Network

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has tried to trample over our freedom of expression." "And they decided that they could get their pound of flesh from this individual."

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[shouting]

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July 2nd, 2017:

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Trump is browsing Twitter for some memes.

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He sees this one and hits retweet.

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But over half a million likes and many many more hurt feelings by CNN. As grown adults, how can they let it rest?

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They don't...

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They get their top investigator. Ya boy Andrew Kaczynski on the case to find the creator of the gif.

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July 4:

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CNN had found their man, user HanAssholeSolo.

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CNN was able to scour through his Reddit history to find his personal Facebook. What followed was an ultimatum.

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Delete everything or be doxxed. In exchange for his anonymity,

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HanAssholeSolo purged his Reddit history and issued an apology

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to CNN.

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From here on out,

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he was a hostage. In light of this, CNN issued a statement.

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"CNN is not publishing HanAssholeSolo's name because he's a private citizen

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who has issued an extensive apology. CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

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Now CNN had squashed the one who had stung them, but in doing so, they had stirred up the hive.

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4chan was not about to let HanAssholeSolo be silenced in vain.

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Their plan, to create so many CNN memes that tracking down any single target would be pointless.

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July 5th:

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Their operation was a multi-stage assault. First, there was an alliance, an agreement between former frenemies.

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The second was a constant barrage of meme artillery.

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The third stage was to target the money that funds CNN by contacting their advertisers

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directly. The early strikes launched for CNN were through Twitter. The first, making the hashtag, #CNNBlackmail

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trending for many to see. And a second, getting prominent figures to tell everyone that CNN's hostage was a 15 year old boy.

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Even Donald Trump's own son tweeted out that the person threatened by CNN was only 15. The only way CNN can then counter this

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accusation was by releasing the information they had on him, which would then result in possible legal

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ramifications, and then being attacked further from all sides.

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Meanwhile, every forum, every feat, every platform was being flooded with CNN memes. As the situation

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escalated, Kekistani forces went about attacking the only thing that CNN really cares about,

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its ratings. The strategy was simple.

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First, download the CNN app, then rate it one star, then delete.

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Wanting to keep up the pressure, Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson created the first meme contest.

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$20,000 to whoever made the meme they liked the most about CNN. In the past,

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internet polls and contests were destroyed by 4chan shitposting.

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But now, an actual contest was born specifically for that purpose,

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July 6th:

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Reports started coming in by reputable media sources that were covering and condemning the meme war.

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This attention only emboldened the forces of 4chan and Reddit, but while some were celebrating, others

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were scheming.

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Already there were rumors suggesting that CNN had got the wrong guy.

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Could it be possible that this whole thing was started from a mistake?

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No, this was just more clever disinformation. In this manufactured fog of confusion,

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one final long-term plan was hatched.

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Thousands of undercover anons would begin using universal remotes

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to change public televisions off of CNN to further hurt their ratings

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July 12: A full week passed and new developments were scarce.

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CNN has seemingly been busy on damage control, having absolute suppressed bad reviews

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Publications that stand in solidarity with CNN have been churning out articles condemning troll behavior, and echoing the claim

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that people who make gifs don't deserve anonymity. The most salient example of these publications is MTV.

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As they are now in production of a spin-off to their "Catfish" TV series.

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Except it will focus

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100% on doxxing people who like to have fun on the internet. Soon, on prime-time television,

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you will see someone have their post history, real name,

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location, and face doxxed on camera. So how this story ends

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could be up to you, as any one of us might be next.

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What will be the aftermath of this meme war? What's next for HanAssholeSolo and the Kekistani Army?

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All of this and more on the next issue of Meme Insider.

