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- I spent $30,000 on lottery tickets,

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scratch-off tickets, whatever
you want to call 'em.

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These tickets are $30 a piece
and I bought 1,000 of them.

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The top price for these
tickets is $10 million

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so I could win 10 million
or a couple million dollars

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or a couple $100,000

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or I could lose tens of
thousands of dollars.

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Who knows?

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Originally, we were gonna scratch off

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each card individually

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but after doing that for, like, 10 hours,

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we realized that would take,
like, a really long time

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so we thought of a better solution.

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How about we just use the
lottery app to scan it?

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This app said this ticket won $50.

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So this was a $30 ticket that won.

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Ticket number two, no prize.

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Chris.

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All right, so we're
negative $10 right now.

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The third ticket didn't win.

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All right, we're negative $40 now.

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So, so far we've won
$110 but we've spent 120

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so we're negative 10.

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There's 1,000 of these,

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there is a chance there
could be a $10 million ticket

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in one of these, like,
if I won $10 million,

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imagine how much I could
give to Twitch streamers.

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That's $100 ticket.

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- Whoa, wow.
- Look.

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Can you see that?

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$100. He even gave me a confetti.

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Ethan, are you time-lapsing me right now?

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$100.

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So we're $50 negative.

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Good thing we still have $29,000 to go.

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No way.

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- What?

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- It says, "Winner.
Claim at Regal Office."

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- What?
- Wait, what?

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- Hold on, let me

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scratch it off.
- Scratch it.

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Scratch it.
- No, I can't.

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- Scratch it.
- Wait, wait.

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- Scratch it.

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Hold on, hold on.
- Wait, wait.

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- Ooh.
- Times 50.

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- Ooh.
- What is the times 50?

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Chris, what if that says $10,000?

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- Oh.
- Wait.

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- 20.
- It's $1,000.

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- Oh.
- Oh, it's that much, okay.

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- So it's the absolute minimum.

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- Oh, man.

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I know you guys are probably like,

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"Wow, you guys are super spoiled."

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My last video, I spent $25,000

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and it wasn't even
sponsored so, like, $1,000,

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like, barely even covers a
fraction of one of my videos

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but it's still cool.

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Darn it.

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- The hype there.
- I know, I was so hyped

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but, like, I thought it was $10 million.

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Good thing we still have
a crap load of tickets.

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- And 20.

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- Hey, we won $100.

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- Hey.
= [Chris] Hey.

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- 40.
- 40.

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- Let me scan this ticket real quick.

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Let's see if this ticket won $10 million.

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- You gotta tell me how much is the money?

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- 60.
- 60.

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- Yes.

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- You're not good at your job.

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- Boy, you trying to fight?

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- Yeah.

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- All right, well, I'm gonna
throw this loser at you.

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Get outta here, you
no-money-winning-having-ticket ass.

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- We're officially at 12-

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- 100.

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- Hey.
- We're officially

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at $1,230.

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- Spent.

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So, so far we're up $500.

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Ooh, $100.

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It likes when I clap.

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Let's try our secret method again.

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No prize.

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$50.

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All right, switching the stack worked.

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$30.

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$30.

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- Hey.

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- We're on win streak.

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I mean, we're not making money though,

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they're just breaking even.

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$50.
- Hey.

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There we go.

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- $100.
- Ooh.

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- $50.

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$60.

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$30.

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$50.

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$40.

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Scratch-off.

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- You hit my face back there.

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- Good.

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- And now, he's crying.

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- I wonder why.

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- Screw you.

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- Hi, side camera.

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I won $40 again, side camera.

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- Ooh.

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- Oh wait, that was $100.

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Stupid side camera distracted me.

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I'm not talking to you guys again.

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That camera sucks.

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All right, guys, you better pray I win

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'cause if I win, you're all getting $1.

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50!

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- There we go.
- Is that what you wanted?

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- That is what I wanted.

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- 40!

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So far, guys, this is our pile of winners.

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Look how it measures up to the
cards we haven't scratched.

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Another loser.

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Holy crap, I haven't won in forever.

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Is this a winner?

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30.
- Hey.

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- You got your wish.

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- So far, we've recouped
3,500 of the 30,000.

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30.

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30.

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30.

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- Getting 30 on a scratch-off ticket

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is like getting socks for Christmas.

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- Worse, it's like getting
batteries for Christmas.

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30.

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- But usually if you get
batteries for Christmas

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that means you got something
cool that takes batteries

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unless your family just buys-

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- 50.
- batteries.

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- It's just like, "Here you go, Johnny.

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Here's some batteries."

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60.

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- Yay.

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- Ticket's upside down.

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According to Chris, this
shouldn't work, but it did.

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- But it's still a loser.

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- 30.

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- $100.
- Are you serious?

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- $100?

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- Yeah.
- Whoa.

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- Oh, my goodness.
- Hey, dude.

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- We have officially-

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- Crossed $4,000 earned.

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Hell yeah.

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4,050 now.

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Jake, can you take over for two seconds

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while I reply to my text?

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- Sure.

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30.

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50.

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- Oh, really? Hey, quit
winning money without me.

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100.

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- Hey.
- Ooh.

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- That's enough to buy,
like, a lot of Snickers

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from every Walmart.

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It's enough to buy one leaf blower

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but you need, like, 100 to fly.

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Take it so we can buy a leaf blower.

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- Here you go.

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- And then we can try to fly.

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Well, that's what we should do.

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We should use all this money
to buy more leaf blowers

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to combine with the leaf
blowers we have to actually fly.

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- No.

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- 50.

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Hey, dude, they're funding 'em. 50.

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40.

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Johnny do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Bam ♪

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- $50.

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Do-do-do ♪

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I'm gonna be real with you, Fam Squad.

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How much have we used this camera?

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- I don't know.
- I don't know.

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- Yeah, exactly.

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Guys, have you noticed this camera?

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No, so cut that off

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'cause this SD card's almost full.

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Yeah, goodbye.

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Be gone, thot.

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$30.

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$500.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Five-

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- Hey!

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- 500 smack-a-roonies.

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I don't know why I'm showing the camera,

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you can see on the phone
which is clearly right there

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but 500 smack-a-roonies.

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So we've scanned around 200
tickets which is $6,000.

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♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪

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♪ $60 ♪

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♪ $60 ♪

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♪ Down ♪

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These are all the tickets we've lost on.

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- See all those losses we've taken?

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- All right, let's keep scanning.

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You would think gambling
like this would be fun

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but after a while, it kinda sucks.

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I just wanna know, did I win $10 million

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or was this a waste of a lot of money?

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My mom's laughing at me.

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Mom, do you wanna scan one?

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- Sure.

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- I was hoping you would say no.

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Hey, guys, fun story.

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After this, I'm spending
24 hours in slime,

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and that was $30 but I don't
feel like picking it up.

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$100.

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This is like my 10-hour challenge.

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Here's 50.

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You just slowly see my energy
crashing the more we do.

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- Don't worry, we're
doing a 24-hour challenge

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afterwards.

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- Yeah, right after this, I'm
spending 24 hours in slime.

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Fun.

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Unlike the water one,

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I think I'll actually be able to nap

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so it shouldn't be too bad.

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So currently, we're about $2,000 negative

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so if I just wouldn't have done this,

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I'd have two grand more than I have now.

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Tsk. You lost us, Jake.

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- What if one lesbian-

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- Oh, that was $100.

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- Oh my God.
- Wait.

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Which one was it? Was it this one?

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Dude, it took so long to load.

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I was just like, "Loser."

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And then I was like, "$100."

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I'm like, "No."

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I really wanna win $10 million.

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Can you-

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- You'll probably throw it behind you.

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- I knew that was coming.

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- No.

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All right, I got that one.

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That was a $50 ticket.

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Please tell me this is it.

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Okay, I got it.

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I got it.
- Oh my God.

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- Dude, like, literally, it's nothing

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and then I throw it,
it's like, "Oh, you won."

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I want the $10 million one.

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Is that so much to ask for?

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50.

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- Actually, yes.
- Yes.

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- Actually, it is.

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- 500.

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That was a $500 ticket.

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- Do you wanna throw it?
- Oh, you wanna throw it?

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- $500.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- We just won $1,000 off two tickets.

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- At this rate, I feel
like I'm gonna lose, like,

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10 grand off all these tickets.

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500.

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- What?
- Another one?

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- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

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- Dude, we keep getting
the 500 smack-a-roonies.

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40.

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40.

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So far, we've won $8,500.

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50.

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50.

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60.

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$100.

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$100.

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- No way.

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- Good job.
- Was it really?

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- Yep. All right, food break.

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Don't take your anger out
on the camera, you viking.

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- He said food break,
not break the camera.

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- Must smash.

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40.

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- Ooh.
- The one you just dropped?

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- I don't know, was it
the one I just dropped?

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- I don't know, was it
the one you just dropped?

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- I don't know.

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40.

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Hey, Jake, what do polar bears listen to?

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The radio.

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- So a duck walks into a bar.

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- Okay.

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- on the floor and then leaves.

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What's green and has wheels?

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- What?
- Grass.

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I lied about the wheels.

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- I'm good at long challenges

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when they don't require manpower.

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It's like those people that are, like,

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when I was counting to
100,000, they're like,

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"20 hours in, you missed one number."

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Like, okay, sorry.

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All right, it's time to kick
this into hyperdrive, boys.

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Right one's 30. Left one's nothing.

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We're doing two at a time now, boys.

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Kicking this into overdrive.

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40.

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$100.

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Nice.

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Hey.
- Hey.

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- So far of my $30,000,
I made 10 of it back.

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To you, this might have been
a couple minutes but I've...

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Hey, $60.

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Been sitting here all day.

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Actually, we've been doing
this for three days straight.

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- Please subscribe.
- I just want them to know,

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like, if I look like a zombie, that's why.

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Hey, $30.

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We've been doing this for three days now.

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- Mr. Chris, this is Alex
calling you from DirecTV.

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How are you doing today?

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- I'm doing pretty
good. How are you doing?

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- I'm also good

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so thank you very much for asking me.

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- I'm actually working right now

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but can I get you to call me back?

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All right, thank you.

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- You're welcome, sir.

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Have a great day. Bye-bye.

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- Someone's gonna be
like, "What I clicked on,

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$30,000 scratch-off tickets.

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What I got," and it's gonna cut to this.

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- That was real.

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- Jake, please leave.

00:11:02.914 --> 00:11:05.554
- That was real.
- That's disgusting.

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It smells like viking farts in here now.

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- They should bottle that
and make it a perfume.

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Wait, feel the backside
of that piece of paper.

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It feels cool.

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- It feels like Hiero...

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Kylog...

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Hiero-
- Are you tryna say

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Kylo Ren?

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- Hieroglyphics?

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- Hieroglyphics.
- Hiero-

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- You see, it's not as easy.

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- No, it's not easy

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when you're saying the wrong thing.

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It confuses me.
- Hieroglyphics.

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- Kylo Ren?

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- 40.

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- 40.

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- 30.

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- 30.

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♪ I wanna do ♪

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Hello?

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- Hey.

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- That was a $500 ticket.

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- Oh my God.
- Are you serious?

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- Jimmy might have just
lost $500 on the ground.

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- Is it this one?

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No.

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I threw the card before I saw the result

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and now, we gotta find it.

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These are all the tickets and
one of these tickets is $500.

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Whoops.

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Yeah, I found it.

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This is the $500 ticket.

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- Mouth open.

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Right in the eye.

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- Ethan, edit smoke here.

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Show off your GFX.

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Wait, you've gotta be kidding me.

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Are we almost through this?

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We're coming down the final stretch.

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I think we're like 5, $6,000 negative

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and I think we've scratched
off like 70% of them.

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We're doing good.

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No, actually, we're not doing good but...

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$30. Okay, this one.

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50.

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40.

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30. Wow.

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60.

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If you're, like, a
little kid, don't gamble,

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as you can see, I'm currently negative.

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I'm actually losing money so, yeah,

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gambling's not fun.

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I'm actually losing money.

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Bad. Don't do it.

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Okay, well, this one was $300.

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- Holy crap.

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I've never seen 300 before.

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- Actually, I never had,
I thought it was only 500.

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30.

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We started off the year with
2 million subscribers, Chris,

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and now we're on 8 million.

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We're four times this year.

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That's so impressive. Oh my gosh.

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- Oh my God,

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we're so big.
- We're so good.

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30.

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We're, like, literally the greatest.

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You wanna know what's funny?

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'Cause, like, we are saying it ironically

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but there are YouTubers
that say like that,

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not ironically.

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I hate when people are
arrogant on, like, YouTube.

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- Yeah.
- It's, like, so annoying.

00:13:23.044 --> 00:13:23.877
60.

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It's funny too because someone's
probably gonna take that

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and then, like, in two years,

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I'm gonna say something slightly arrogant

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and they're gonna be
like, I'm gonna be like,

00:13:29.741 --> 00:13:30.574
"I'm the best."

00:13:30.574 --> 00:13:32.464
And it's gonna be like, "I
hate when people are arrogant.

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It's so annoying."

00:13:33.297 --> 00:13:35.764
Everyone, save that clip for
when I say something arrogant

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and then be like, put it, like, in a meme.

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Also, should we do another one of these?

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Let us know.

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$40.

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If this one's $10 million,
I'll do another one.

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It was nothing.

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$15.

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Dozens of hours this week

00:13:50.584 --> 00:13:52.987
just literally scratching
off tickets and this.

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Don't you hate it when
all scratch-off tickets do

00:13:56.734 --> 00:13:57.567
is take all your money?

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$10. And I'm sorry.

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For most of this video, I've
been looking at the screen

00:14:00.904 --> 00:14:02.914
on the side instead of
looking at you directly.

00:14:02.914 --> 00:14:04.027
I apologize.

00:14:05.134 --> 00:14:08.164
All right, guys, we're coming
down the final stretch.

00:14:08.164 --> 00:14:08.997
No prize.

00:14:08.997 --> 00:14:11.907
Hopefully, we'll win $10
million or all this was in vain.

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Scanning error.

00:14:14.854 --> 00:14:15.964
What the freak?

00:14:15.964 --> 00:14:18.994
Basically, all these cards
come back with scanning errors

00:14:18.994 --> 00:14:20.494
so we're gonna have to manually check 'em

00:14:20.494 --> 00:14:22.054
which manually checking these cards,

00:14:22.054 --> 00:14:23.854
'cause there's like 100
numbers, takes forever

00:14:23.854 --> 00:14:25.746
so we'll see you guys in a couple hours.

00:14:28.541 --> 00:14:31.234
$30,000 was spent.

00:14:31.234 --> 00:14:34.144
Only 20,380 was earned.

00:14:34.144 --> 00:14:36.694
Over $9,500 was lost.

00:14:36.694 --> 00:14:38.434
Chris, what could you
buy with 9 1/2 grand?

00:14:38.434 --> 00:14:40.354
- Two fences, three fences.

00:14:40.354 --> 00:14:43.324
- Four fences. Four fences was lost.

00:14:43.324 --> 00:14:46.174
These were our winners of the tickets.

00:14:46.174 --> 00:14:48.514
As you can imagine, there
was way more tickets.

00:14:48.514 --> 00:14:51.694
In conclusion, I spent 30
grand on scratch-off tickets

00:14:51.694 --> 00:14:53.914
and lost $9,000 so you don't have to.

00:14:53.914 --> 00:14:55.744
I know that's what you've
been wanting to do.

00:14:55.744 --> 00:14:56.577
Don't.

00:14:56.577 --> 00:14:57.814
You're basically just gonna lose money.

00:14:57.814 --> 00:14:59.194
Don't buy scratch-off tickets.

00:15:00.196 --> 00:15:01.966
We're gonna cash these
in, don't try to rob us.

00:15:01.966 --> 00:15:03.886
By the time this video's
uploaded, these will be cashed in.

00:15:03.886 --> 00:15:05.476
All right, I'm gonna go take a nap.

00:15:07.232 --> 00:15:10.262
Ethan, put the outro song on this.

00:15:10.262 --> 00:15:12.062
Where is my old outro song?

00:15:12.062 --> 00:15:15.992
Hey, hey, put my old
outro song on this video.

00:15:15.992 --> 00:15:16.827
I want

00:15:16.827 --> 00:15:18.507
♪ Mister ♪

00:15:18.507 --> 00:15:21.829
♪ Beast, oh ♪

00:15:21.829 --> 00:15:26.386
♪ MrBeast ♪

00:15:26.386 --> 00:15:28.120
♪ Oh ♪

00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:32.121
♪ MrBeast ♪

00:15:32.121 --> 00:15:32.954
♪ Oh ♪