WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.730 - We bought 100 of the craziest items 00:00:02.730 --> 00:00:05.340 you didn't know you could buy on Amazon. 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:06.723 Oh God, I spell it. 00:00:08.550 --> 00:00:10.100 And we bought it off of Amazon. 00:00:12.360 --> 00:00:13.193 Trust me guys, 00:00:13.193 --> 00:00:15.570 we bought the weirdest and most expensive items 00:00:15.570 --> 00:00:16.980 on all of Amazon. 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:19.860 You want to watch this video until the end. 00:00:19.860 --> 00:00:20.693 Box. 00:00:25.200 --> 00:00:26.760 This looks like an anime girl. 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:27.593 - Ooh. 00:00:27.593 --> 00:00:28.426 - I'm going to let you do this, 00:00:28.426 --> 00:00:29.259 so I'm not the weirdo. 00:00:29.259 --> 00:00:30.390 - Anime body pillow. 00:00:30.390 --> 00:00:31.223 - Wait. Oh, is it? 00:00:31.223 --> 00:00:32.385 Oh, that's mine. Give it to me. 00:00:32.385 --> 00:00:33.218 I want it. 00:00:33.218 --> 00:00:34.051 - It's mine! 00:00:34.051 --> 00:00:35.184 - I want it! I want it! 00:00:35.184 --> 00:00:36.120 I feel like your dog wants to see it. 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:37.530 Look, he came over here for the pillow. 00:00:37.530 --> 00:00:39.180 - Oh, he wants the anime body pillow. 00:00:39.180 --> 00:00:42.900 Hey, on this side we have a nice little Overwatch girl. 00:00:42.900 --> 00:00:44.250 - That looks like a Twitch streamer. 00:00:44.250 --> 00:00:48.090 - And then on this side you got sexy Overwatch girl. 00:00:48.090 --> 00:00:50.040 - Close your eyes. You're not a sinner. 00:00:51.150 --> 00:00:53.490 I swear, I saw another Twitch person. 00:00:53.490 --> 00:00:54.750 I keep seeing it everywhere 00:00:54.750 --> 00:00:56.340 and it keeps making me think of this pillow. 00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:58.170 - It's because it makes anyone look attractive. 00:00:58.170 --> 00:01:00.300 You could wear it right now. You should do it. 00:01:00.300 --> 00:01:01.133 It'd be crazy. 00:01:01.133 --> 00:01:01.966 - Tell me I won't. 00:01:01.966 --> 00:01:02.876 - You won't. 00:01:02.876 --> 00:01:03.727 - Editor, Photoshop it on me. 00:01:06.540 --> 00:01:07.526 All right. Moving on. 00:01:07.526 --> 00:01:08.359 - All right. Moving on. 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:10.260 - Definitely should not be sold on Amazon. 00:01:10.260 --> 00:01:11.250 - What is that? 00:01:11.250 --> 00:01:12.630 - My new favorite pair of glasses. 00:01:12.630 --> 00:01:13.463 - Why are you like this? 00:01:13.463 --> 00:01:14.430 - How do I look, Jake? 00:01:14.430 --> 00:01:15.263 - Perfect. 00:01:15.263 --> 00:01:16.096 - Yeah? 00:01:16.096 --> 00:01:17.073 - He'll never see this coming. 00:01:18.390 --> 00:01:19.860 - Oh wow. You got me. 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:20.693 - Gotcha. 00:01:20.693 --> 00:01:21.526 - Feel bamboozled. 00:01:21.526 --> 00:01:23.520 - Hoot and Holler animal caller. 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:25.200 - I want a hoot and holler. I'm a bear. 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:26.100 - Blow through it. 00:01:28.290 --> 00:01:29.797 - Wait, this is a scam. 00:01:29.797 --> 00:01:30.860 - I'm going to be a Turkey. 00:01:31.800 --> 00:01:33.210 - Hey Jake, why don't you try it? 00:01:33.210 --> 00:01:34.890 Ha, you just made out with Chris. 00:01:34.890 --> 00:01:37.470 I just made you kiss a dude. Ha! 00:01:37.470 --> 00:01:38.550 Watermelon slicer. 00:01:38.550 --> 00:01:39.840 All right professor Johnson, 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:41.400 this is a watermelon cutter. 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:43.133 - I don't trust this table. 00:01:44.130 --> 00:01:46.110 - You're doing a good job professor Johnson. 00:01:46.110 --> 00:01:48.510 Yes. What is this for? 00:01:48.510 --> 00:01:50.880 - I need that for further research tonight. Hold on. 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:52.350 - This shouldn't be sold on Amazon 00:01:52.350 --> 00:01:55.470 because watermelon abuse is a very serious problem. 00:01:55.470 --> 00:01:56.490 What is wrong with you? 00:01:56.490 --> 00:01:57.690 Are you like a five year old kid? 00:01:57.690 --> 00:01:58.740 I can eat one faster. 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:01.793 Multiple. 00:02:03.150 --> 00:02:03.983 Oh, a sack. 00:02:03.983 --> 00:02:05.700 Jake, what is in the sack? 00:02:05.700 --> 00:02:07.020 What is with you guys and horns? 00:02:07.020 --> 00:02:08.190 Why two horns? 00:02:08.190 --> 00:02:09.199 - You drink out of it. 00:02:11.850 --> 00:02:13.500 What A Viking chug. 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:16.290 This one, you can make spoons out of food. 00:02:16.290 --> 00:02:17.123 Oh, we have eggs too. 00:02:17.123 --> 00:02:19.350 - It's the edible spoon maker. 00:02:19.350 --> 00:02:20.730 All right professor Johnson, 00:02:20.730 --> 00:02:22.230 I have some cookie dough right here, 00:02:22.230 --> 00:02:23.430 let's make it into a spoon. 00:02:23.430 --> 00:02:26.280 I think it's mandatory we taste test the cookie dough. 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:27.113 It tastes good. 00:02:29.160 --> 00:02:30.540 - Got a little bit too much there. 00:02:30.540 --> 00:02:32.700 - Professor Johnson, have you never done this before? 00:02:32.700 --> 00:02:34.613 - All right, let's make a cookie spoon. 00:02:36.891 --> 00:02:38.566 This is way too thick. 00:02:38.566 --> 00:02:39.420 I like them thick. 00:02:39.420 --> 00:02:40.520 - That's what he said. 00:02:43.407 --> 00:02:45.305 - Don't touch that. 00:02:45.305 --> 00:02:47.070 - Several months later. 00:02:47.070 --> 00:02:48.510 - All right professor Johnson, 00:02:48.510 --> 00:02:49.860 I think our spoon is ready. 00:02:51.810 --> 00:02:54.660 You get the handle and I get the spoon 00:02:54.660 --> 00:02:55.493 - Teamwork. 00:02:56.430 --> 00:02:58.620 - Yeah. So there you go, if you want to make edible spoons. 00:02:58.620 --> 00:02:59.550 - Don't, 00:02:59.550 --> 00:03:00.783 'cause it doesn't work. 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:03.540 - Package us. 00:03:03.540 --> 00:03:04.373 That was weak. 00:03:04.373 --> 00:03:05.820 Dude, this is already open. 00:03:05.820 --> 00:03:08.370 - Did you already open this? 00:03:08.370 --> 00:03:10.350 - What? Wait, what? 00:03:10.350 --> 00:03:13.290 - What you do, is you put a box of tissues in it. 00:03:13.290 --> 00:03:14.670 - Oh you pull a tissue out of its butt. 00:03:14.670 --> 00:03:16.560 - Yeah, you pull a tissue out of its butt. 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:18.300 - Hey, we don't want to get demonetized. 00:03:18.300 --> 00:03:20.483 - Can butt holes get us demonetized? 00:03:20.483 --> 00:03:22.020 I know you want one of my tissues. 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:23.370 Just reach on in and get it. 00:03:23.370 --> 00:03:24.990 - Hey, think fast. 00:03:24.990 --> 00:03:26.220 Awe. 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:27.870 This is supposed to be for something 00:03:27.870 --> 00:03:31.023 you grab tissues out of and there's no tissues, so. 00:03:33.870 --> 00:03:34.890 - Look at the cat's head. 00:03:34.890 --> 00:03:37.350 It's just looking at us like, why did you do this? 00:03:37.350 --> 00:03:38.920 It's showing us its butt 00:03:38.920 --> 00:03:41.160 and looking at us at the same time. 00:03:41.160 --> 00:03:42.363 - He gave us no choice. 00:03:43.350 --> 00:03:44.183 - Gentleman. 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:48.510 - Is this a gun? 00:03:48.510 --> 00:03:50.850 - No, it's a water cannon. 00:03:50.850 --> 00:03:54.420 Oh. 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:55.380 All right, we'll use these later. 00:03:55.380 --> 00:03:56.763 We need two liter bottles. 00:03:59.430 --> 00:04:02.010 God it has like the force of a water hose. 00:04:02.010 --> 00:04:03.750 - I would do it, but soda's disgusting. 00:04:03.750 --> 00:04:05.457 You shouldn't drink soda, it's bad for you. 00:04:05.457 --> 00:04:07.320 - You know what else is bad for you? 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:08.153 - Anime? 00:04:08.153 --> 00:04:11.190 - That thing power blast in the back of your throat. 00:04:11.190 --> 00:04:12.180 You'll never believe this. 00:04:12.180 --> 00:04:13.230 - Oh, what's in here? 00:04:14.609 --> 00:04:16.143 No way. What? 00:04:16.980 --> 00:04:18.900 Wait, you can buy this on Amazon. 00:04:18.900 --> 00:04:20.243 - It's a machine gun. 00:04:20.243 --> 00:04:22.243 - Wait a minute, here, let's open it up. 00:04:23.100 --> 00:04:24.090 - Metal and heavy. 00:04:24.090 --> 00:04:26.010 This might be actually a real gun man. 00:04:26.010 --> 00:04:27.330 - And we bought it off of Amazon, 00:04:27.330 --> 00:04:30.630 without having to put in like gun license or anything. 00:04:30.630 --> 00:04:31.530 - Here's our box. 00:04:31.530 --> 00:04:32.583 That's not a box. 00:04:33.437 --> 00:04:36.990 This one's for you, it's the micro penis cure. 00:04:36.990 --> 00:04:38.550 - Oh, this doesn't need to be on camera though. 00:04:38.550 --> 00:04:39.510 I just need this. 00:04:39.510 --> 00:04:40.680 - Was that not for the video? 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:42.183 - No, this is just for me. 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:46.013 - Look at this. 00:04:46.013 --> 00:04:47.130 Oh wait, this is, 00:04:47.130 --> 00:04:49.950 oh, this is dehydrated water. 00:04:49.950 --> 00:04:52.980 All you have to do is just add water and you get water. 00:04:52.980 --> 00:04:54.270 - Dude, let the viewers see it. 00:04:54.270 --> 00:04:55.890 That's some dehydrated water. 00:04:55.890 --> 00:04:57.780 Look it's dehydrated water. 00:04:57.780 --> 00:04:59.357 You got to add water to hydrate the water. 00:04:59.357 --> 00:05:00.630 - That's all you have to do. 00:05:00.630 --> 00:05:04.110 Now we have water. Best $14 ever. 00:05:04.110 --> 00:05:07.230 Underneath the cap it says, seriously, what did you expect? 00:05:07.230 --> 00:05:08.160 How do I- 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.140 - It probably needs batteries. 00:05:10.140 --> 00:05:11.820 Will Fortnite ever go away? 00:05:11.820 --> 00:05:13.230 - If pigs fly. 00:05:13.230 --> 00:05:14.163 - Wait a minute. 00:05:17.580 --> 00:05:19.380 - Ethan, is Fortnite gone? 00:05:19.380 --> 00:05:21.000 - Nope. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:21.833 - Buckets. 00:05:23.880 --> 00:05:25.779 - Is Fortnite gone now? 00:05:25.779 --> 00:05:27.029 - Nope. 00:05:29.510 --> 00:05:30.420 - Is it gone now? 00:05:30.420 --> 00:05:31.253 - Nope. 00:05:32.580 --> 00:05:33.413 - Geez. 00:05:33.413 --> 00:05:34.890 - Yes. 00:05:34.890 --> 00:05:36.360 - Who taught you how to use a knife? 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:37.875 - Hey, no need to judge. 00:05:37.875 --> 00:05:39.360 - I'm not judging, 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:41.910 I'm just a little concerned about your survival rate. 00:05:41.910 --> 00:05:43.410 - As you almost cut your hand. 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:46.440 - What is this? Oh- 00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:48.300 - No! Can I trade with you please? 00:05:48.300 --> 00:05:50.878 - I don't know, these are the best Minecraft posters ever. 00:05:50.878 --> 00:05:51.711 - All right, can I have this one? 00:05:51.711 --> 00:05:52.544 - All right, that's fine. 00:05:52.544 --> 00:05:53.910 - I'll trade you a fat suit. 00:05:53.910 --> 00:05:56.020 - That's not a fat suit, that's a ripped suit. 00:05:56.020 --> 00:05:57.774 Look at that guy. He's Swol. 00:05:57.774 --> 00:05:59.633 I want to put this on my body right now. 00:06:00.840 --> 00:06:04.110 - This just in, Mr. Beast female of viewership skyrockets, 00:06:04.110 --> 00:06:05.733 as Chris gets a ripped body. 00:06:06.656 --> 00:06:07.573 I'm mining. 00:06:12.237 --> 00:06:13.233 All right. 00:06:14.190 --> 00:06:15.023 I'm going in. 00:06:17.580 --> 00:06:19.260 - You on the wrong street, man. 00:06:19.260 --> 00:06:20.730 - You better back up Cuz. 00:06:20.730 --> 00:06:22.890 - You're on the real wrong street cuz. 00:06:22.890 --> 00:06:24.270 - Give us them diamonds right now. 00:06:24.270 --> 00:06:25.103 - Give me your diamonds. 00:06:25.103 --> 00:06:27.513 - We want it. We want the coal too, man. 00:06:29.580 --> 00:06:30.413 - Is that us smoking? 00:06:30.413 --> 00:06:33.360 - Yeah. Yeah man, you got smoke to coal. 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:34.320 Time out, time out, time out. 00:06:34.320 --> 00:06:35.430 Is coal a little too offensive, 00:06:35.430 --> 00:06:37.620 I mean Minecraft is PG, they're nine year olds, 00:06:37.620 --> 00:06:39.270 can we talk about smoking coal? 00:06:39.270 --> 00:06:40.950 - You don't smoke coal, you make torches out of it, 00:06:40.950 --> 00:06:41.783 you dingus. 00:06:41.783 --> 00:06:43.260 - Forever alone statue. 00:06:43.260 --> 00:06:45.045 Oh Chris, this is perfect for me. 00:06:45.045 --> 00:06:46.733 You know what I'm going to do with this statue? 00:06:48.030 --> 00:06:48.900 Put it right there. 00:06:48.900 --> 00:06:49.733 - Enter. 00:06:49.733 --> 00:06:51.150 - Dude, it's a giant enter key. 00:06:51.150 --> 00:06:52.440 You could hook this up to your computer 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:53.310 in place of your enter key. 00:06:53.310 --> 00:06:54.143 - That's hilarious. 00:06:54.143 --> 00:06:55.230 - That's actually really cool. 00:06:55.230 --> 00:06:57.390 Professor Johnson, would you like a funny shirt 00:06:57.390 --> 00:06:58.998 off of shopmrbeast.com? 00:06:58.998 --> 00:07:01.380 - Well, I already have one, but what's one more. 00:07:01.380 --> 00:07:02.700 - All right, added it to the cart. 00:07:02.700 --> 00:07:03.533 Hit enter. 00:07:04.530 --> 00:07:07.380 I want a funny shirt too. Enter me again. 00:07:07.380 --> 00:07:08.310 I think we need another enter. 00:07:08.310 --> 00:07:09.143 - All right. 00:07:12.870 --> 00:07:15.150 - Pigs are going to fly . 00:07:15.150 --> 00:07:17.220 - Bubble custom. 00:07:17.220 --> 00:07:21.581 Does wearing a bubble suit make you invincible to pain? 00:07:21.581 --> 00:07:22.990 - Ah! 00:07:22.990 --> 00:07:23.823 - You feel that? 00:07:23.823 --> 00:07:26.093 - Yeah. I didn't know you were going to throw it that hard. 00:07:28.710 --> 00:07:31.323 Oh boy, I'm so excited for my new Mr. Beast merch. 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:34.770 - Hey, did you order a shirt? 00:07:34.770 --> 00:07:35.603 - Yeah. What are you- 00:07:35.603 --> 00:07:37.230 - This is a the meat lovers shirt we sell. 00:07:38.700 --> 00:07:40.740 Dry skin cream, fragrance free. 00:07:40.740 --> 00:07:43.110 Here you go, you can moisturize your heart out. 00:07:43.110 --> 00:07:44.280 - The box God is telling me, 00:07:44.280 --> 00:07:47.703 apparently this is the worst rated moisturizer on Amazon. 00:07:51.270 --> 00:07:53.720 - All right, let's test its moisturizing ability. 00:07:56.602 --> 00:07:59.190 - And break! 00:07:59.190 --> 00:08:00.690 - It literally feels like Play-Doh. 00:08:00.690 --> 00:08:03.360 This is the worst lotion ever made. 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:04.193 - Whoa. 00:08:04.193 --> 00:08:05.850 - What? 00:08:05.850 --> 00:08:07.470 Why are you allowed to buy that on Amazon? 00:08:07.470 --> 00:08:08.303 - Why? 00:08:08.303 --> 00:08:10.420 It should not be legal to buy stuff like this on Amazon. 00:08:11.700 --> 00:08:12.753 Don't hurt yourself. 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:14.790 Oh, this one's already open. 00:08:14.790 --> 00:08:17.730 Yo dude, these are the grass flip flops. 00:08:17.730 --> 00:08:19.110 I don't think they're ready for this. 00:08:19.110 --> 00:08:23.333 Why walk on grass, when you can walk on grass flip flops? 00:08:24.293 --> 00:08:27.240 - You can buy dead people on Amazon. Do that. 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:29.580 - It's fireproof, this is a thing. 00:08:29.580 --> 00:08:31.380 All right, let's test our skull boy. 00:08:32.850 --> 00:08:36.000 Notice all the skull is fireproof. 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:37.680 Skully, how you doing over there? 00:08:37.680 --> 00:08:39.930 You like fires, do you like medieval weapons? 00:08:42.540 --> 00:08:43.680 Now we're opening a package 00:08:43.680 --> 00:08:45.570 we forgot to open earlier. 00:08:45.570 --> 00:08:47.850 It's an it's everyday shirt. 00:08:47.850 --> 00:08:51.810 - Taco Cat spelled backwards is still Taco Cat. 00:08:51.810 --> 00:08:53.040 - I'm Dude Perfect 00:08:53.040 --> 00:08:56.343 and you're watching basketball trick shots. 00:09:01.470 --> 00:09:02.490 - Oh my God. 00:09:02.490 --> 00:09:04.800 Holy crap, it's a crossbow. 00:09:04.800 --> 00:09:06.450 - You can kill someone with that. 00:09:07.740 --> 00:09:08.573 - But am I going to? 00:09:08.573 --> 00:09:10.001 - Probably. 00:09:10.001 --> 00:09:10.834 - Yeah, probably. 00:09:10.834 --> 00:09:13.320 - Up next, we are testing a weapon of mass destruction. 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:16.680 This has been known to kill many countries in the past. 00:09:16.680 --> 00:09:17.513 - Cat's butt. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.010 Yay, we hit it. 00:09:20.010 --> 00:09:21.690 - I can't believe they sell that on Amazon, 00:09:21.690 --> 00:09:23.550 I mean dude, look at how it 00:09:23.550 --> 00:09:25.890 brutally destroyed that cat's butt. 00:09:25.890 --> 00:09:28.983 An invisible phone for people who use their phone too much. 00:09:29.850 --> 00:09:30.683 Ow! 00:09:30.683 --> 00:09:32.658 Oh dude, these are the big jerky flowers. 00:09:32.658 --> 00:09:35.040 - Aw dude. That's so cool. 00:09:35.040 --> 00:09:35.940 - Wait, drop what you're doing, 00:09:35.940 --> 00:09:37.680 this requires all our attention. 00:09:37.680 --> 00:09:38.513 - The beef jerky! 00:09:38.513 --> 00:09:40.170 - Dude, that smells good. 00:09:40.170 --> 00:09:41.420 - That's the base for it. 00:09:42.450 --> 00:09:43.560 - Let me taste the flower. 00:09:43.560 --> 00:09:44.880 - All right. 00:09:44.880 --> 00:09:46.260 - These are pretty good flowers. 00:09:46.260 --> 00:09:47.093 - This is really good actually. 00:09:47.093 --> 00:09:48.900 - This is 1000 lady bugs, 00:09:48.900 --> 00:09:51.150 which you probably shouldn't- 00:09:51.150 --> 00:09:53.040 And you probably shouldn't be able to buy this on Amazon, 00:09:53.040 --> 00:09:55.397 'cause that's kind of creepy shipping bugs. 00:09:55.397 --> 00:09:56.997 - Look at them, look at all those cuties. 00:09:56.997 --> 00:09:58.620 - Yeah, lets open it up. 00:09:58.620 --> 00:10:00.810 - We should not, no, we should not. 00:10:00.810 --> 00:10:02.370 - They do look alive. They're all moving. 00:10:02.370 --> 00:10:03.203 - Yeah, they're all alive. 00:10:03.203 --> 00:10:04.265 - Yeah. 00:10:04.265 --> 00:10:05.633 - Let's go let them go. Let's be good boys. 00:10:06.570 --> 00:10:08.823 Be free lady bugs. Oh my God. 00:10:09.750 --> 00:10:11.160 Oh my God, it literally is the 00:10:11.160 --> 00:10:13.042 weirdest feeling thing in the world. 00:10:13.042 --> 00:10:15.513 Ah, I don't like it. 00:10:15.513 --> 00:10:17.520 Hey, those little guys should go off 00:10:17.520 --> 00:10:20.250 and probably eat a bunch of aphids and keep the- 00:10:20.250 --> 00:10:21.690 Ah, it's on me! Ah! 00:10:21.690 --> 00:10:22.593 - Box us. 00:10:25.530 --> 00:10:26.580 - It's a box in a box. 00:10:26.580 --> 00:10:28.373 I'm going to definitely need that knife. 00:10:29.940 --> 00:10:32.130 Wait, are you going to say the famous line. 00:10:32.130 --> 00:10:33.120 - Money shot? 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:34.128 - Money shot. 00:10:34.128 --> 00:10:36.067 - Money shot. 00:10:36.067 --> 00:10:39.360 This is why I had you bring your dog today, for this. 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:41.880 - Oh my God. But my dog's a boy. 00:10:41.880 --> 00:10:45.270 - This is a costume we got for Chris's dog. 00:10:45.270 --> 00:10:46.620 - Look at his little boobs. 00:10:47.640 --> 00:10:50.640 There you go, Marilyn Monroe in puppy form. 00:10:50.640 --> 00:10:52.837 I'm sorry you have to be seen on the internet. 00:10:52.837 --> 00:10:54.246 - Boomer's a good boy. 00:10:54.246 --> 00:10:56.199 - Well, he is a good girl right now, but. 00:10:56.199 --> 00:10:57.810 Come on, come on Boomer 00:10:57.810 --> 00:10:58.643 - Oh yeah. 00:11:01.438 --> 00:11:02.760 Boomer, don't take your clothes off. 00:11:02.760 --> 00:11:05.133 - Don't be like Boomer, keep your clothes on. 00:11:07.920 --> 00:11:08.850 What is this? 00:11:08.850 --> 00:11:10.950 - It's another dinosaur. 00:11:10.950 --> 00:11:11.790 - It is. What? 00:11:11.790 --> 00:11:14.730 This is something you shouldn't be able to buy on Amazon, 00:11:14.730 --> 00:11:17.310 dinosaur abuse is very serious. 00:11:17.310 --> 00:11:19.470 As you guys know, we are dinosaur experts. 00:11:19.470 --> 00:11:22.033 We've raided many malls with dinosaurs in the past. 00:11:24.570 --> 00:11:26.130 Dinosaur, come over here dino. 00:11:26.130 --> 00:11:28.620 Now, as you know, in the past we've used orange dinosaurs 00:11:28.620 --> 00:11:31.020 and we made a video about how they went extinct. 00:11:31.920 --> 00:11:33.150 But little did we know 00:11:33.150 --> 00:11:36.480 that red dinosaurs are actually a special kind of dinosaur, 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:37.770 they're actually amphibious. 00:11:37.770 --> 00:11:39.420 That's why this dinosaur's alive. 00:11:41.580 --> 00:11:42.413 Is it a taser? 00:11:42.413 --> 00:11:43.350 - I think it's a taser. 00:11:43.350 --> 00:11:44.820 - Which one of you guys bought a taser? 00:11:44.820 --> 00:11:46.206 Is that a light or a taser? 00:11:46.206 --> 00:11:47.039 - It's a taser. 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:47.872 - It's definitely a taser. 00:11:47.872 --> 00:11:48.705 - It's a light. 00:11:48.705 --> 00:11:49.803 Oh gosh. 00:11:51.900 --> 00:11:53.730 That should not be sold on Amazon. 00:11:53.730 --> 00:11:54.930 - That should not be. 00:11:54.930 --> 00:11:57.030 - Roasted tiered chicken, candy canes. 00:11:57.030 --> 00:11:57.863 - Gross. 00:11:57.863 --> 00:11:59.130 - Can we act like we didn't get this, 00:11:59.130 --> 00:12:00.750 so I don't have to eat it. 00:12:00.750 --> 00:12:01.653 - I really don't want to eat this. 00:12:01.653 --> 00:12:02.700 This is probably going to be 00:12:02.700 --> 00:12:04.950 the grossest thing I've had all day. 00:12:04.950 --> 00:12:05.783 Oh my God. 00:12:05.783 --> 00:12:07.803 - It smell like chicken. It does, dude, this- 00:12:09.060 --> 00:12:09.990 Smell that. 00:12:09.990 --> 00:12:11.730 Dude, it tastes like chicken. 00:12:11.730 --> 00:12:13.590 - It tastes like I'm licking fried chicken fry. 00:12:13.590 --> 00:12:15.630 - What did they just take a chicken 00:12:15.630 --> 00:12:18.030 and put it through a candy cane strainer or something? 00:12:18.030 --> 00:12:20.070 - A candy cane strainer, gross. 00:12:20.070 --> 00:12:21.585 - That is coyote urine. 00:12:21.585 --> 00:12:22.680 - Ew. This is coyote- 00:12:22.680 --> 00:12:24.090 - Chris, if you drink that- 00:12:24.090 --> 00:12:24.923 - Hold on. 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:28.050 - I don't- 00:12:28.050 --> 00:12:28.883 Why would you smell that? 00:12:28.883 --> 00:12:29.887 - Oh my God. I'm going to throw up. 00:12:29.887 --> 00:12:31.230 - oh God, I smell it. 00:12:31.230 --> 00:12:34.110 - Oh my God. It's all over. 00:12:34.110 --> 00:12:36.360 Oh, my hand smells like it. 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:37.740 - Hey let the viewers smell it. 00:12:37.740 --> 00:12:38.727 - Don't open this. 00:12:38.727 --> 00:12:39.560 - Oh my God. 00:12:39.560 --> 00:12:40.393 - Viewers- 00:12:40.393 --> 00:12:41.226 - Do not spill it. 00:12:41.226 --> 00:12:42.059 - Viewers, oh gosh. 00:12:42.059 --> 00:12:43.350 Viewers, what do you think of the coyote urine? 00:12:43.350 --> 00:12:44.610 - Get that away. 00:12:44.610 --> 00:12:46.530 - Hey box God, please throw it away. 00:12:46.530 --> 00:12:48.413 - Dude, I put my nose in it. 00:12:50.520 --> 00:12:51.780 That's good. 00:12:51.780 --> 00:12:53.770 - Bear urine. No, we are not- 00:12:53.770 --> 00:12:54.663 - Nope, no. 00:12:55.773 --> 00:12:57.390 - I swear to God, Chris. 00:12:57.390 --> 00:12:59.220 - You got to open it. You have to. 00:12:59.220 --> 00:13:01.320 - While Chris is opening this up, leave a comment. 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:02.820 Which do you think smells worse, 00:13:02.820 --> 00:13:04.680 bear urine or coyote urine? 00:13:04.680 --> 00:13:06.330 This is a really important question, 00:13:06.330 --> 00:13:07.830 make sure you answer right. 00:13:07.830 --> 00:13:09.598 Oh dude, what is this? 00:13:09.598 --> 00:13:10.431 Ah! 00:13:12.561 --> 00:13:14.211 - It let all the air out. 00:13:15.411 --> 00:13:17.670 - The coyote urine smelled worse, if I'm being honest. 00:13:17.670 --> 00:13:19.410 - Yeah, if I'm being honest, it still smells bad. 00:13:19.410 --> 00:13:22.230 This came from thepeemart.com. 00:13:22.230 --> 00:13:24.540 Everybody go visit thepeemart.com. 00:13:24.540 --> 00:13:27.120 - We are never opening up animal urine here again. 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.370 All right people, never again. 00:13:29.370 --> 00:13:30.750 This one says kangaroo. 00:13:30.750 --> 00:13:32.790 Sounds like you guys bought a kid toy. 00:13:32.790 --> 00:13:34.380 - Yep. That how you do that. 00:13:34.380 --> 00:13:35.343 - Do what? Huh? 00:13:35.343 --> 00:13:36.176 Huh? Huh? 00:13:36.176 --> 00:13:37.978 - Are these more dinosaur suits or something? 00:13:37.978 --> 00:13:38.811 - No. Is this a giant, 00:13:38.811 --> 00:13:40.253 it looks like giant water balloon. 00:13:41.370 --> 00:13:42.360 Food fight. 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:43.193 - Food fight. 00:13:46.950 --> 00:13:48.060 - Excellent. 00:13:48.060 --> 00:13:49.210 - For Valhalla. 00:13:50.220 --> 00:13:51.450 - He did a trick shot. 00:13:51.450 --> 00:13:53.950 - You could say that fight was eggscellent. 00:13:54.900 --> 00:13:55.750 - Hey, moving on.