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Today we're doing something different (WE ARE HERE TOO)

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Today we're talking about someone

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In a positive light! YAYYYY (YAY)

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(Happy Pewds Noises)

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First time on this channel!

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Keanu Reeves everyone! Internet's new favourite character

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Everyone's favourite badass good guy

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I know, I know, I have done alot of videos on him (Iconic weird Pewds accent)

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But I have been diggin' a little deeper into Keanu Reeves, and its some pretty fascinating fun stuff

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That we can go through together, let's go

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I am sure you have already seen the abundance of memes that happened during the past couple days

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Keanu has taken over the internet

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But what makes Keanu so likeable, why does everyone love this guy

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Number 1: Keanu ALWAYS knows what to say

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In any situation Keanu will have the perfect answer

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"What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth?"

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"Well, I mean.. Gravity

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(Starts laughing at his own joke because it is funny, don't judge)

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I like how he laughs at his own joke too

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(Chuckles)

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"What do you thinks happens when we die Keanu Reeves?"

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(Auidence laughs)

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(DEEP Keanu sigh)

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"I know that, the ones who love us will miss us"

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(Audience cheers and applauds)

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"John Wick Chapter 3!"

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So good!

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So how does he get this wisdom?

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Well, of course, Keanu Reeves Number 2 reason why he's so likeable

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He is immortal, everyone knows this

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It's just an indisputable fact at this point

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look at this portrait, early 1500s, portrait of a man

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(pewds and audience laugh)

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what is this that is going on

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yeah he is like - its a gang sign, its a gang sign

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what is he doing

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he had a lot of weird finger things

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you tell us Keanu, its literally you