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How's it going Jacksepticeye fans?

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It's me

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-And me

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*smol giggles*

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Thank for having me!

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We are Eastern European boys.

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Apparently so, I was slav squatting on ground.

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*laughs in slav*

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We like disco, vodka

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and Adidas.
-and Adidas.

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[Giggles]

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But my favourite is

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the Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie

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collab videos.

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Some of the best content ever on Youtube platform.

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You spit on me.

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Im sorry you want me to lick off?
YES YES

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(CHRISTIAN CHANNEL)

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But I thought for our epic collab, we're gonna look at

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all the other epic collabs.

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Through the years

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SEPTICPIE (whut?) *whispers* through the years

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Septicpie

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If you didn't know this

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I gave this guy a SHOUTOUT.

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I don't know if you heard about this.

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whaaaaaat?

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This is craaaazy!

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And actually

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I wanna give my second shoutout

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hahah-second shoutout

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The anual shoutout

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Check out JackSepticEye. He's a Youtuber, who makes gaming videos

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You were in it for..

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6 Years

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suh-SEVEN YEARS

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Almost seven. Now you stopped the flow.. Alright

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SORRY!!

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Too much (G-FUEL)

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USE CODE: PEWDIEPIE FOR 30% OFF

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-HURRY!

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Our first collab

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2014

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How long was that?

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5 Years ago?

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WAIT!

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June 2014! It's almost been 5 years, since the first time we- DAAAAAAAMNN

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You did the shoutout before that though

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I was like, I don't know who this guy is. Yeah,

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and i tweeted at you like: Thank you so much Pewdiepie uwu

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This is so amaaaazing uwu

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And then.. no reply

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You didn't like it, you didn't tweeted me back ;-;. And then

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A couple of hou- a while later we got into this collab

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together and you were like

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"Oh this guy!"

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*Big HAHA*

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It's funny cause it's exactly it.

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I mean- I didn't see you tweet or whatever

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No

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The thing is i shouted out so many people

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Yeah

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Uhh and then

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You shouted out like 12 people

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Yeah and i just forgot about you

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I just remembered: Oh it's the loud Irish guy!

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The guy who says top of mornin"

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Wow! We should play game now

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Where are you?

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I'm- Are you in this?

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OHhHHHHhh!

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There you are! There I am!!

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I pop in

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I don't have heal powers

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WOW! That's ME!!

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I remember this..

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AwWWw This takes me back

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That was fun. Yeah

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Can i get in on- You know what this means? We cross streams bruuuh

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We cross streeams

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We had such a flowing chemistry

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And we're already making joookes

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WOOOW!

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**Death glare**

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I like this-iss-uh back then when you put the microphone

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HEY GUYS WELCOME TO COLLABORATION

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maybe you did

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Hello everyone

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Yeah for everyone who's trying to wonder why

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His aud-er Video quality sucks these days

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is because you went from having shitty audio quality for like 4 years to

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And then you morphed into crappy video quality

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Well not now

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Cause you're using my set up

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Yeah that's about right

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This is June 25th

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And then after that

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Collab after collab after collab

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It was just a non stop steam train

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It was non- I don't think we collab after that

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I could not find anything else

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From 2014

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And this was June

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OH! You left a little comment

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And i thumb- you thumb up your own comment

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OwO

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That's so cringey

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I think- 4 years ago

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Well to be fair like a lot of times

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if you  don't, It won't even be shown up anyway

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*Synchronized Comment Reading*

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Ugghhhh that's sooo...

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That's sweet. You didn't wanna be like

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You didn't even pin it! Go back and pin it! Go back and pin my comment right now!

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You can't pin back then

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Go back an pin my comment right now!

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It was literally not a function

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There's so many times

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when I find videos that I watched

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years ago and I'm like

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"Oh, I remember this video"

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And I go to and I lea- I left a

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ReALLy CRiNgy comment
(insert sample comment from past)

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and I just Delete the comment then

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because it's TOO BAD

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-Focus Switch-
I love it

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and I peen it

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Oh my God
-Focus Switch-

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GO TO THIS VIDEO NOW

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My comment there's at the top!

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loo-

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*VICTORY YELLS*

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WE DID IT!

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Yeah-ha-ha-hay

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Loved and "Pinned By PewDiePie"

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I'm gonna add that to my notice thread on Twitter

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*BIG JAJAJAJA*

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So then we played

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GTA V
(Released 26/4/2015)

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GTA V was fun

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This was a time where everyone was

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Playing video games together

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Yeah

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It was so easy to collab cuz

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You had Gmod(love it) GTA...

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This was before GTA Roleplaying was a thing

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*dismissive pewds affirmation*

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Now everyone's obsessed with GTA again

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Honkydonk- *silent laugh*

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Brah-- AHHHH
See I care about Q U A L I T Y

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*laughter* HEY I LIKE YOUR VEST (GEAR?)

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Clearly your mic stopped working because you use the camera audio

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I think that's the mic actually

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I think it's a used (B Mic?)

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I have no idea what's happening

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Man, we could do and say whatever we wanted

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back then (MISS THOSE DAYS)

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It was the Wild West back in 2015

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5-minute videos

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Truly was the Wild West

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*nostalgic sigh*

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All you needed was a...

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good soul.

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This has 7 MILLION views

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That's pretty crazy

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We also collabed in- What else did we do?

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OAhh the BroKen Podcast

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OOOHHHH

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You were a guest on the BroooKen Podcast

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You were #4
(ohmy)

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god- Pre-Green Hair

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*pause*

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PRE-GREEN

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Pre-Green Jack

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Welcome to YouTubers React with Pewds and Jack

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Is that WHAT YOU DO KEN?!?

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K: That JackSepticEye-That's what I do

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Whenever I get out of these calls with you guys

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I, like,  go and call someone EeeEVIiiLlLl and I'm like

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Oh meh Geeed- I just talked to JackSpedicey

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and- then- then- the-

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Nothing's changed with Ken

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B̷̛̘͉̭̬͇͆̑̈͌̊̄͆̋̋͆̐͑̋͜I̷̢̛̯̲̫̠̦̰̫͓̳̲̳̰̠̘̒̊̈́́̃͑̀́̌̈̈͗͒̽̀̈̅́̓̉̇̈́̚͘͝͝G̸̡̰̲̯͖̹̜̹̬̘̝͈̯̪͙̲͈̈̓̉̓͐͑͋ ̸̧̖̎̆͋͆L̸̛͕͉̣̦͇̩̞͕͙̘̝̙̳͛̊̍̀̊́͑̃͌͝Ā̷̛̯̤͙͑͌͊̑̍̈͆̄͋̔̊̀͋̌̄̉͂͌͊̿̕͠U̴̢̨̥̹̗̻̠̥̼͇̹̦̲̜͙̰̤̙͙͇͕̥̗̬̙̘͉̬̿̈͘ͅĢ̶̢̢̯̲̪̖͇̘̲̫͍̳̼̺̙̳̤͚͔̭̼͉̀̈́͊͐̂͑̒͂̏̓̈́͒͛̈́̌͋́͒̍͌́̿̾̀̈́̚͘͝͝͠͝H̷̡̼͇̥͔͕̠̃͒̽̑̈̊̒̚͜͝ͅ ̶̡̨͇͎̮̣̱̦̱̭̰̬̜͕̟͓͕̦̗̮͛̀͌̊̓̏̔̋̐̃̇̔̎͂̏̉̂̇̐͆̈́͘͝Ṁ̶̨̡̪̝͍̰͈͔̰͕̠̜̺̣͓̻̩̭̗̤̀̀̾̿̀̄͌͐̆̿̽̀̏̂̊̈͒̈̉̓̅̔͋̈́͒͐̏̒̎͠Ờ̴̛̭̠͎͎͙͕̼̳̮͕͎̥͊̾͒̆̓̋̅̒͊̒̔̈́̔̃̒̀̉̒̋̉̅̒͘̕̚̕̚͝͠͝͝M̸͙̆̂̄̇̃̄̽̀͐̍̾̾̈͊͜Ȅ̷̢̢̧̡̢̧͓̭͕̠̻̖̬̙͔̰̱̒̔̓̀̍̋̀̃͑̄̂̚̕͜Ň̶̢̡̜̯͖̫͓̺̙̘̖͍̣̗̝̲̃̌̍̿̽̈̀̒̅̆̾̓́̏͌̑̔͘̚̕ͅT̷̢̡̨͎͔͎̼̳̜̤̜͙͇̞̯͍̮̩̙̖̼̱̼̀̾͐͐͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅ

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Except he-

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he just does this on Twitch now

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*Reads Comment*

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I think people thought you guys were in the same room

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*Moment of REALIZATION*

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And I was, like,

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On a call or something

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you think so?

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I don't know

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LOOKWHOIVEFOUND

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GREEEN HAAAIRR

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ohmYGOD
GREEEN

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HAAAIR-
me and the boys

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*chuckle*

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Me and the bois

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hehe's so bad

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FELIXKJELLBERG
_________________
ZERO DEATHS
_________________

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That was when Alexa had just come out

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Yeah, you added a BLACK DILDO to it

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Yeah I did- No, a HORSE DILDO

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See? Clearly I'm a great friend

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and you remember

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*weird fluctuation* all my jokes

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Oh- I clickbaited you

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In the....in theeee

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This is when I came to Brighton- yeah

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Was this when you came to Brighton?

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Yeah, first time-
PDP: This is before you moved there?

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yeah

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*car honk*
This is the first time I came to Brighton.

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My first visit.

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This is a weird era

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all 9-Year Olds salute your leader Felix captain of the s.s. wheeley boi

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This is so cool- look at all your toys!

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...

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I'M SORRY- ACTION FIGURINES

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Thank you.

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This is when you got, like,

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the Ruby Play Button and everything

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This was before 50 million

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*wheeze*

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I like how- I was like- okay Jack

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is coming down- I'LL VLOoOG

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That will be good video

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Well, that was cuz I was gonna cone and dis r u p t your whole schedule

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It was like, I need to vlog so I actually get

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videos done today

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ooohhh

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So I was- I-I was interrupting

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your work flow
That You

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Tuberrrr grind, man.

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I see you

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Then Marzia brought me round to the antique store

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Oh really

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Brought me to see the pier

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OH REally?

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...OH YEAH we hAd RrrrAmen

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Yes!

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Old Jack: ooooh GuUuURlll

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OJ: Did I make it awkward?

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Old Pewds: You always do

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-uhhhhh

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it's true- Nothing has changed

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*TWINKLE*
Oh, CLASSIC

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THE JACKSEPTICEYE ROAST

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I-I pointed out thaa-

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Look up my one

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cuz I pointed out that it has

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the same amount of views almost

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Me when I see bishops in the restroom

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dude

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*EPIC MUSIC*
Yours is funny- no yours is funny
(so nice)

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Hey, Jacksepticeye

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I bet u think we're bros

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just cuz we HANGOUT

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I bet you think we're straight up d-

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HOMEDOGS

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Just cuz we hugged once

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Well GUESS WhAt?

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*Felix questions his choices*
I hate my dog, and I HATE YOU TOO!

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I love that- like, I hate my dog on camera

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Prepare to get flamed-

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It's a known fact

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B I T C H

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Yeah I did "B I T C H" for everything-

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Do you want some tissues?

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JackSeptic-BYEEE

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BRUUHHH

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Hey Jack

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*Looks at script*

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When I first saw you,

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I GaAaAgged

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why would i say that
      JACK

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Your facial hair

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makes you look like a prepubescent member of ISIS

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*EPIC ROASTING*

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*LITERALLY*

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You cannot joke about that
      You keep making fun of my

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hair...
No

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Because you wish

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you had this hair

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*SPITS ON SETUP* bitch

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WTF?!?!?

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Your abs looks like a vagina

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So I have to BLUR it-

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BLUR THAT Skit

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Why were you showing your abs?
    Hey Jack

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It was a waxing challenge

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This is what your fans think u look like

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but this is what you really look like

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That's the ULTIMATE roast

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That- THAT came back recently

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Which is convenient-
-In one of my videos

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Really?

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Where I mentioned the green Dove deodorant again

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*Little Potato Man*

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Geddit cuz ur irish '

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(outofmyfaceskrub)

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I like how you spent effort

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doing that

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then you said some nice things-
I love you &lt;3

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Awwwwhahaaawww

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You would never ever say that to me again

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Everything's uploaded today- let's see what all my

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FRIENDS

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are uploading, cuz I need to

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FRRRIErNDS
-actually watch them,

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See what all my F R I E N D S are uploading
-sooo, ookay..

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...Uummmm,

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This part as well
-alright, well what do we have-

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wait

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... the **** is this *rehash*
-On the PewDiePie Roast, it shows I watched it already

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You couldn't do incognito?

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No

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*still a rehash*

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Why did mine get so many dislikes?

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Cuz yours was the first one

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So I think people were reacting to it

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Being like, "How dAre You sAy It?"

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oh i see

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Not realizing that we had messaged each other being like,

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"Should we do this"

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Oh, that's it.

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That's IT.
*Classic Lopsided Glasses Clip*

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Oh, it's ON

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This is like current YouTube still

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With glasses worn awkwardly
-You look really strange

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Hey PewDiePie, haha

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more like

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PewIWishYou'dDie

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BRUHHH

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You say I have a prepubescent beard?

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Well maybe I just don't wanna grow one

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as long as yours that makes me

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look like a FREAKING homeless person.

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INTENSE BASS

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bruh

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the longest laugh from Pewds in the whole video

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bruh

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the longest laugh from Pewds in the whole video maybe

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yeah no contest

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Did you just roast YOURSELF

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Yeah, I did.

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In the future?

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*moans in pain*

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Good job
-By trying to roast me?

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bruh
-Bruhhahaha

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Brad gave me some, uh...

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I know he did
(BRADNOTE TM)

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Hey Swedish Boi, I've got some furniture over here

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that I'd like ya ta build

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no
-You say I look like a potato

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You say this is my family

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ANGER

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I eat this Shticky for breakfast

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Potato crunch

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cuz ur irish

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*vomits potato like a man*

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I had to go out and buy potatoes

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for this video

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I think I did too

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I didn't have potatoes in my house

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I was like,

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"Shwiffer, no places are open that are gonna sell potatoes

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right now, but I wanna make the video

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*Potato Rain*
So you were like

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"Okay, I'm gonna pour"-
-Yeah, I need to ABUSE them

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At least I don't look like a hairy Swedish meatball.

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GOT EM

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Hey Felix,

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you have 44 million subscribers

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Where's all the views bro?

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That's real

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That's real
-Where's all the views?
*That one still hurts

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That hurts us all

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22 million subs- where's all my views?

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yeah

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You think that I- copy YOU?

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Hey Felix, when are you gonna start uploading in 1080p

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or 60 FPS?

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NeVERRR

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That was my one

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That was my (ULTIMATE) roast

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It's so stupid, like

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Who gives a Shtungle?

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Well, clearly, you knew what to...

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hit on.

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Yeah- Your views and your upload

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I WOULD show you what you REALLY look like

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Except it's against Terms of Service

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To pull down my pants and show my ass to the camera

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I thought you were #1 on YouTube

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That's a good roast

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Why are you trying so hard to be a watered-down Filthy Frank?

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*Synchronized BRUHHHH*

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That- That was- That was- That cut DEEP

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You think so?

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I like how- as well- it was like

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"You think I copy YOU?"

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It was like, "We all copy each other now"

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right.

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Everyone copies each other on YouTube

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Do you remember this video?

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*reads title* OH, this is the

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This is it
-Pants on fire

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Do you hate me?

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Yes.

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*BIG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

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What is it?
-Truth

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I KNEW IT!

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FUCK U
-Holy shunning

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Do you like having cream on your face (kinky)

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yeah

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REALLY?

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oh
-You're INTO THIS?

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I thought you hated creams
-What is wrong with you
*I guess

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It didn't work! Come on

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No, it didn't.

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We found out afterwards that the guy was lying

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for a lot of them.

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ReAlLy?

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You heard it here first folks- I'm the best YouTube channel

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EVER

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Every YouTuber thinks they're the best.

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Yeah, that's-
-Every YouTuber thinks they're hot sticks

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We agree on that one

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Did you dye your hair...

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Because you were jealous of me and Mark?

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I don't know what to answer

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Did you dye your hair 'cause you were jealous of me and Mark?

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no

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*sharp intake*
WTF?

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Jury says no, bro
-no fun way,

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fix you
-You jealous of my hair bro?

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I AM NOOOT jealous of your hair
-You wanted a piece?

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Why do you think I'm covering it up? What, did you think I wanna

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look like you? No one wants to look-

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AAHHH

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(lil bitch pewds) you slapped my fAaace

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I was supposed to hit your hat, but I full-on just

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BACK-SLAPPED YOU straight in the face

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I'm so sorry

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I went just full-on bitch mode

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right a mo- right away

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Listen to me

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*INSTANT REPLAY*

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you slapped my face

00:12:20.900 --> 00:12:22.900
YOU FRuskIn BITCH- YOU FU- ayyy

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Yeah you hit me
-2019 PewDiePie would

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never react like that

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It was a lie
-No
*Why do I look like I'm crying?

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What does it smell like?

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because you are.

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Okay fine, I'll admit it wanna be-
-Smell it.
I wanna be-
-Smell it!
I wanna be-

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-SMELL IT!
I wanna- *sniff*

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*POMF*

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eyy
-That was so uncomfortable

00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:38.740
what?

00:12:38.740 --> 00:12:40.540
Being, like, trapped like that with cream all over your face.

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I couldn't breathe half the time.
-oh

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Oh YEAH! cuz you had to PFF

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Yeah
-yeah.

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And here we are today. No- We're at 2017.

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oh god.

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Oh- IT'S the SAME ROOM!

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That was a weird video.

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That was a fun video.

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And then we just stopped collaborating in 2018.

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I know.
-What happened?

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It's cuz we had falling out.

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We had a big fallout

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Big backstab and big no friend no more

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You went to L.A.

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I did. I went to L.A. for 3 months

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And I went on tour.

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I was barely in Brighton for all of

00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:10.460
last year.
-yeah, that's true.

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This is fun
-Hello and welcome back to WHISKEY

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Me drinking W H I S K E Y. I am joined here today

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With famous Irishman
-Me drinking whiskey

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I'm really good at intros.

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It's like, you know what to say, but

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your brain just can't keep up with it.

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We've gotten so much- like-

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people kept saying we were

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idiots in this episode

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cuz it was like- Aged 14 Years

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and I was like, "It's 14 years old"

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Ohh, the proof- yeah, yeah

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And then everyone was like

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"That's not what it means,"

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And then it went full-circle and then

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All the whiskey people went, "Well, technically-

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It's the same thing.

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Yeah.

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And then people called 'em out.

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GOT EM

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So weird. Thank you, whiskey aficionados

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Well that was all our collaborations

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throughout the history.

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Please can this one get 25 million viewz

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That would be great.

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Yes, please!

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And-
-More views, more subs

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As always...

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