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Before this video begins, I have an important announcement

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You wanna hear about this (Oh?)

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There's a new app called Nimses

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where if you download it, your life will become a social media game.

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As soon as you register,

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every single minute of your life will be quantified

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into nim, a currency

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And this is collected from since you register,

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not just how much you use your phone

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or what you spend in the app.

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So the more nims you have, the more

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powerful and influence you get.

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Now just imagine it for a second...

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if everyone downloaded this app...

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It's a pretty insane concept.

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I don't think I've heard about any idea

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anywhere like this.

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Except in sci-fi scenarios

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Nimses users could potentially buy

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real things in the future using their Nims,

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Like your next Tesla, or your next

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represent.com/pewdiepie merch collection (real smooth)

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There are social roles within the app

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such as user and icon.

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You get your Nims, you own them, and then

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you save them, and everyone sees how many Nims

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you have.

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So you can be a regular user or you can

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actually try and grow your influence and reach

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the unreachable icon status.

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Just imagine if everyone was using this

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I think it's a pretty insane idea,

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and I'm really curious to see how it's

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gonna work out.

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So, sign up, follow me there

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Invite your friends as well

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cuz then you get more Nims.

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The idea is to turning human life

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into a source of financial capital.

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I'm really really rEaLlY curious about this

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Enter the code PEWDIEPIE so I get referral Nims

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Thank you very much

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Check it out and follow me there

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I'll be using Nimses from now on.

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Let's get on with the video...

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*Poo News Moosic*

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Good evening, I'm Mary Ham

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and welcome to "Ham News".

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*Pew News Intro*

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"Pew News"

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First of all, Mary Ham News

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have reached the highest ratings it has ever gotten.

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Oh boy, all the comments have been

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sO supportive. (BRING BACK POPPY GLORIA)

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"NO ONE LIKES YOU MARY HAM

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"I'm not a fan of Mary Ham"

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"No I refuse to watch with Mary Ham"

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"I tHiNk MaRy HaM nEeDs tO bE fIrEd"

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"I HATE YOU" *glasses fall*

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"I hate you Mary Ham get Poppy Gloria back"

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Poppy Gloria is dead, ok?

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She did an oopsie.

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Get it into your thick skulls already

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She ain't coming back

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Yes, I may have killed her,

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but that doesn't prove I'm innocent.

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Now let's get into the news.

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Our first story comes from KSI (kzeh)

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Who has now responded to Deji, his brother,

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calling him out.

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In not just one video,

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but tWo vIdEoS.

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And KSI has now, finally

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responded. (don't all youtubers)

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"So you thought, going on Logan Paul's podcast

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to talk about me was the best way to

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branch out from my bro.

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If you went on there to talk about

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something else,

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then fine.

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But you didn't.

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It was all pretty much about me.

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The best way, Dej, to branch out

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from me, is to not talk about me at all.

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And then on top of that,

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make good quality content

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that your fans would enjoy."

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Logan: Does he have a god complex?

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Is it an ego?

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Deji: Yeah, that's what I mean.

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His ego is insane (he's not lying tho)

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Like his diss track to Quadeca,

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he compared himself to Ares."

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BRUUUUH

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Maybe Deji has some points that are fair,

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maybe KSI wasn't great brother or whatever.

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But I think KSI did a really good job

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explaining his side of the situation.

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KSI: You can talk to me, especially if you're

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having dark thoughts, or

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just feeling low.

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I'm always here for you whether

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we're on good terms, or bad terms.

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Whenever you message me, I always

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reply Dej.

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I want you to succeed in

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everything you do, but Deji, man,

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you have to communicate with me.

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Else, how else am I going to know

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how you're feeling?

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Popp... Mary Ham: And I gotta say, like, Deji's video

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had midrolls on it.

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He comes with this video out of nowhere

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with a video that has midrolls on it,

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42 minutes, right after the whole

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Tati situation became a huge viral thing.

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AAAND...

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Uuuuuh...

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EEEEEH, UUUUH

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It's kind of hard to side with someone that

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puts that perspective on it,

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especially when KSI made a lot of good points.

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I'm sorry.

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KSI also said that, in his video,

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he's gonna donate all the ad revenue to

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suicide prevention charities, and in light of

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Deji being in the dark place.

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BUT THEN, out of nowhere, Logan Paul decided

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to anime laugh

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HUH HUH HUh

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and claim the video!

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"HAHAHAHA, F you puѕѕy"

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"If you don't ads, it's because it's being claimed

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by Logan Paul's network."

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Logan, what the frick are you doing?

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Do you want people to hate you?

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What is this???

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Money going to suicide prevention charities

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Logan Paul: AHAHA

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Now, it's clear that Logan Paul didn't know this.

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And he said, I jumped the gun on that one.

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I'll make sure the automatic claim is removed.

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KSI is still a РР.

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This whole situation is just dumb.

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It's dummy dumb.

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Dummy dumb dumb.

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Now let's go into

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Probably the biggest noise I've ever heard

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Jesus

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And it's about the Steven Crowder vs Carlos Maza situation

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Put this head here and the other head here

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And here they are

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It all started with Vox news reporter, Carlos Maza

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Who wrote in his Twitter "So I have pretty thick skin

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when it comes to online harrassment,

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but something has been really bothering me"

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He pointed out how whenever Steven Crowder debunks his videos,

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He also ridicules his sexual orientation and ethnicity.

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"Look before we get to the video, uh, with our favorite, favorite lispy sprite from Vox"

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*in mocking tone* "It's ridiculous! It's bonkers!"

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"You're being given a free pass as a crappy write because you're gay"

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"...his little queer graph there"

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*laughing*

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"Well now the graph is queer?"

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"...violence, filth"

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"Ok so the little queer can eat his chips all nonchalantly

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"...mister queer eating chips on the Vox channel"

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"chip chip chip chip, bet you can't eat just one, like dicks"

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"This is what mister gay Vox wants to do"

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"Mister lispy queer from Vox"

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Now Steven Crowder, for those who don't know,

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is a right-wing YouTuber

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And apparently, according to himself,

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He's the "Biggest Conservative Channel on YouTube"

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Wait, is that true? How many does Ben Shapiro have?

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1.7!!

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Bruuh

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Maza also pointed out how he got doxxed and he got a bunch of text messages

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Saying "debate steven crowder"

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Now I blurred the numbers, but I like how Maza

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complains about being doxxed and then he doxxes all these people

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Regardless, alright, he also points out how YouTube's policies

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against harassment and bullying are not aligned with the comments that Steven has said about him

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"That being said, I'm not mad at Crowder"

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Well that's a f*cking lie

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Are you sUre about that?

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But he does raise a good point

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I mean I haven't even seen this

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"Content that is deliberately posted in order to humiliate someone"

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"Content that makes hurtful and negative personal comments/videos about that person"

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That's so vague, but it does apply doesn't it

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He does have a point

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Carlos also pointed out how Steven Crowder sells a shirt

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that says "Socialism is for 'figs'"

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Although it's one of those "edgy jokes"

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That it can be interpreted either way and he sees it has "Socialism is for fags"

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Now this shirt will be important later, ok? So let's just remember this shirt for now

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I have to say, I think it is good that Maza speaks out

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There is a problem with people

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There is a big issue online where people with audiences criticize each other

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which they should be able to do

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but then the audience joins in and makes the whole place toxic

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with harassment, doxxing, etc. of these individuals

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This is obviously not ok and if ANYONE EVER DOES IT FOR ME

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then you can eat the fat lard, ok? I want nothing to do with it

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Obviously, most people don't want this

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Crowder has spoken out against this as well

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But it is a larger issue that, nonetheless,  deserves to be brought up

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So, I think it's good he spoke out.

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However

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The timing of all of this is pretty interesting

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Obviously, this was posted one day before Pride Month

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The clips that showed about Steven Crowder making fun of Maza

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Were not new ones, these are older clips

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Which made it seem like this was a deliberate attack to go after Steven as much as possible

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But also, in a way, if I was going after someone that was way bigger than me

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Yes, technically he works under Vox which is a billion dollar company

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But he didn't tweet this out through Vox, ok? He tweeted at it on his personal Twitter

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So, if I was Maza I would probably want some sort of support to back me up as well

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So, in a way, I can understand that

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It just seems like the whole tone is more coming across as aggressive

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As opposed to just wanting to out him on his behavior

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Maza is not just going after Crowder, he's also going after YouTube directly

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I am Poppy Gloria all along