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Good evening!

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I'm Mary Ham.

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And welcome to...

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MEME REVIEW!!!

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♪  ̶P̶e̶w̶  Ham News Intro ♪

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That's right everyone,

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I've taken over meme review!

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*Nyehehehe*

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*Nahahaha*

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*hahaha*

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Meme revooyoo,

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YouTube's favorite show, everyone.

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Let's just jump into it.

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ALERT!! ALERT!! ALERT!! ALERT!!

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Keanu Reves admit that he's a lonely guy and says that  "I don't have anyone in my life"

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Get this man a friend!

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I don't care what it takes,

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someone befriend Keanu Reeves, god dammit!

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Get this man some puss right now.

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My man, Keanu Reeves will not suffer!

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He lost his puppy, goddammit.

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Is that not enough?

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Now, since I'm Mary Ham,

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the first male host...

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on meme review.

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This episode is dedicated to my guys,

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my dudes,

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my dudes only.

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If you're a girl, or anything else...

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l    e    a     v     e   !

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This is me and the boys, watching spoons in the microwave (pauses) sparkling ~~

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We've all been there.

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And this could be you and me, Keanu,

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think about it!

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Me and the boys, in creative mode.

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Now, this is an older meme,

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but it has returned in the theme of Spider-man!

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Me and the boys, in any game, with customizable characters.

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This photo,

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this goddamn photo of the villains in Spider-Man cartoon has gone viral!!

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Oh, wow, that's totally relatable!

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''Me and the boys at our boy funeral:''

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This is so sad!

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Everyone knows that moment.

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When you and the boys are waiting for the pizza rolls to be done.

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(pewds laughs)

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Do you want me to say that meme one more time??

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(sigh)

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H e c c (burp) YRRRRRR! --YEAAHHH!

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(blank)

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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''When me the boys when one of the boys get a girlfriend:''

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(sad music) It's so sad.

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(LAUGHS)

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These are so bad, why are these--

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GODDAMNIT!! (laughs)

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I'm on the side of the villains

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We've all been there

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Smash like if you can relate

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This is so sad

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Debatable but...

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This is so wholesome

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There's nothing like me and the boys

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"There's nothing like me and the boys

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"when the teacher's picking two teams for PE"

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There's just nothing like it

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Me and the boys

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encapsulating just the best feeling

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of being you with the boys

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And whaman?
[Yes?]

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You will never understand
[   :(   ]

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You weren't even supposed to be here

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Didn't I tell you to leave?
[Yes, but-]

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G O !
[Nah]

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This is boy special!

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Boy special episode!

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No women.

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Alright, this one is for the girls
[YEET]

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See, I bet you wish you'd leave now, didn't you

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Me and the boy meme

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gets a me and the boy...

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Me and the moy- boy meme

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Gets a gosh dang 8

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Gets a gosh dang 8 point

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Gets a gosh dang 8 point 5

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Gets a gosh dang 8 point 5 point 20

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Next.

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Meme.

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That actually hurts

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We are sticking with a theme

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of boy memes, okay?

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I'm Mary Ham

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the first male host of meme review

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And I shall decide

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what shall be done

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The next meme

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is another older meme

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that has now gotten

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a new little face make over, okay?

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It's...

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Well boys, we did it

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Recording: Well boys, we did it

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Racism is no more.

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Racism is no more

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thanks to the penguins in Madagascar

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But they won't just stop there

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okay?

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All these issues,

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social issues, are gone

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Doo doo doo doo doo

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The BOYS did it

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And you wouldn't even care about that

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Did I not tell you to leave?
[I'm still out here]

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Why don't

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homeless

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people

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just buy a house

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Woman Locker room: I HATE PE. -CHECK OUT MINE BIKINI. - DONT WATCH AT ME.IF THERE WERE WHERE WATCH LOL I SAY THAT MY APPENDIX HURT WTF IM FAT STUPID PE.

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BOYS LOCKER ROOM: