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Jacob Zuma

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Aww..

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Have you heard of this guy? Does this face ring a bell?

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What if I say his name is Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma? Now, do you understand?

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Well, this man is the former president of South Africa and here you can find him breaking it down

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A quirky figure you might say. Well Zuma has all kinds of history history that involves accepting bribes

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corruption, fraud, racketeering

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You know

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Ah just just one of those

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It doesn't matter. If there's one thing for certain about Jacob Zuma and that's one thing.

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Numbers is Jacob Zuma's number one enemy.

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Okay. Let's watch one of my favorite clips of Jacob Zuma.

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One of many

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We announce that our membership figures

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stood at

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Seven hundred and sixty nine. Eight hundred ten

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Seven hundred. Listen properly. hundred and sixty nine

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thousand

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eight hundred and

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twenty

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Was that it

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at the end of the and

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seventh and

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Seventeen. Thank you

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You know without the seventy, Indiana

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I would really have thought he didn't know what the hell he was talking about seemed we can follow that

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Let's just see if we can what should I use in text on stood yet?

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as I've been hundred and sixty nine seventy six and eight hundred and

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You mean six one six nine million eight hundred seven hundred I am

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Say another nine and sixty nine

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certain

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2820 oh

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I see. Okay, so he started he started over here. It still doesn't match and 7th and

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seventy members down from

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110

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100 I come on cut him some slack. All right. Why should he know how to handle numbers?

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It's not like he stopped rising at oh

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My god, you think America was dealt a bad hand

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Okay think of South Africa, but he's so funny and quirky he does dancing but wait there is more

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Oh god, there's so many more

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Oh

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This guy just keeps grabbing numbers from everywhere whatever you think he's done he decides another thousand another million it doesn't matter

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Come on, you know it's not like a five-year-old could do this better?

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Is key

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Hahahaha

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769

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810

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700

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The number of babies shall be positive was reduced

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By sixes percent from twenty four thousand two thousand eight two eight

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four two eight

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point two

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two to eight hundred

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Point twenty

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The numbers Jacob, what do they mean?

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Eight point two to eight point two hundred the numbers dropped from twenty four thousand

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To eight point two to eight point two hundred if anyone knows what that means. Let me know

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I really like these news clips because they have a translator and they just don't know how to translate his ineptitude

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Megawatts

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This guy is talking about nope

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You know, it's no coincidence that they're Doomsday Clock is what how close is it it's two minutes

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That's fine. Doesn't matter. Maybe just maybe we need to be more careful with who we vote for in our democracies

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Wow, where did he get that number?

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That's a great statistics vicaroo by two hundred and three thousand apples I think

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It couldn't handle figure between seven to eight hundred this continent is the Asian continent

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in the world

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Not separated even by a river

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The rivers that are there flow with the continent they don't cut it

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How can you have a Potter?

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All continents put together will fit in into Africa. Oh wow

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Fun fact fun fact time all the continents fit into Africa, you know, he's not wrong

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He's not just the master of numbers

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He's also a master of the fun facts all continents fit into Africa as you can tell here

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this is one of those illusions where it

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Like it wouldn't work

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But if you try it

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You can see it clearly

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like USA has so much space North America has so much space left in Africa and if you take

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Europe there's

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Plenty of space from Europe as well if you cut it out it. Yes

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You can tell here it all fits into Africa. All right, this guy is a president over country

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Jesus Christ, how are we alive?

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How one video he is literally the scene from washing powers

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$1,000,000,000. It's literally the living embodiment and the Zulu Zulu

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I don't know. What a billion is in similar some buffoon. This was none season. Is that true?

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Is that the actual translation that can't be right, but you might not believe but it's money that can't run away

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run away

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Billions has been stolen from governments. Okay, this is very concerning

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Now apparently Zuma has had such an impact that other people are affected by this

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There's a conspiracy going on called the Zuma virus that makes people not able to number look at the translator here

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But my favorite one is this one I don't know if this is even real problem or a problem rising

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Rupee red pepper deep

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problema popping crab open up Oh peep

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Peep you can tell how done the translator ladies. She's a lady

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Professionals been financially all professionals

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I'll give you one thing though

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He has a contagious laugh and I think he knows thank you very much if I can laugh because I would always laugh

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Answer to answer you sure not stalling

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Thank You

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Mr. President, it appears that you are very well advised by your Minister of Health because medical experts say that if you want to live

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A long and healthy life. Then you laugh everyday?

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Life I ever heard

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You know some people

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Who could not pronounce cancer they've now led

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Konza

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Con song this is guy actually roasting people how they can articulate Jesus Christ cons

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I

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Really miss him he used to steal so much money from our tax papers. He's one of the clever ones

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He might be stupid, but he still managed to take a lot of sa money Jesus Christ, dude

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Apparently God lately Casa means one who smiles while causing you harm. Well, isn't that ironic?

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Julian onziema. Thank you for coming in. Thank you. Good morning here Zoomers, brother d

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You ugly I'm not sexually active right now

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So, what did I enjoy this lately choice by choice me I've just not I've chosen not to engage

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Doesn't that make you gay?

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Why doesn't that make me gay I am I am ill and attracted to a female

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So who is gay oh

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God I shouldn't laugh. It's a sad. Oh well, good morning

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Why are you gay straight to the point some male and attracted to form a so whose Oh God

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alright, well, that's all you need to know about Jacob Zuma if you enjoyed this video smash like

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