WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.270
Hello and welcome to LWIAY, the first episode with this epic new setup. Look how clean this mirror is.

00:00:07.809 --> 00:00:11.969
Now let's go watch memes where half of them is about how unclean my mirror is *chuckles*

00:00:21.130 --> 00:00:26.250
Pewds reading: "Do not buy merch here. Only from represent. Help me inform felix about this

00:00:26.440 --> 00:00:29.440
Off-brand merch that pops up above the real one."

00:00:29.460 --> 00:00:30.640
*record scratch* WHAT?!

00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:38.760
You have to go to represent.com/pewdiepie, that's the only place I sell merch, okay???

00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:46.320
Does that show up if you search? No, Represent shows up first. Wooow, Pewdiepie classic.... Woooooow, that's soooooo coooooool

00:00:46.860 --> 00:00:51.220
Redbubble- it's like the big one that just..blatantly rips off everyone.

00:00:51.220 --> 00:00:54.260
Like, the quality is so bad on these prints.

00:00:54.400 --> 00:01:00.620
Like, you might think you save money by buying these but they look absolutely unwearable.

00:01:00.620 --> 00:01:07.280
I bought one thing from here once and I immediately threw it in the trash... 'cause it was just so bad. Now mOVING ON.

00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:10.160
*Pewds reading*

00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:18.440
Fine! I just need to trick her. It needs to be genuine, right?

00:01:18.440 --> 00:01:21.060
I need to be like,  *Marzia voice* "Hey Marzia what-" That's not my voice

00:01:21.160 --> 00:01:26.360
*normal voice* "Hey, hey Marzia come over here" and she'll come over here and then I won't even tell her about the eye tracker.

00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:30.569
That's the only way to test if my future wife is gay.

00:01:34.540 --> 00:01:35.700
* Pewds reading*

00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:45.940
I like that. Maybe we should do, like, a charity stream for trees or some ****. *laughs*

00:01:47.180 --> 00:01:51.840
I'm so giving! Maybe we should give us charity for some trees or some ****.

00:01:52.380 --> 00:01:55.240
That'd be cool, though. I like that idea. Good idea.

00:01:55.380 --> 00:01:56.620
*Pewds reading*

00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:08.600
It can't be done. There's a forbidden curse on Poppy Gloria. She will never come back.

00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:13.020
Stopppppp. Stop crying!

00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:18.480
I've seen this. It's amazing. Did Brad cut this out?? I've reacted to this before! Brad cut this out!!!!

00:02:18.500 --> 00:02:19.780
Ohhhh mY gOooooD!

00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:22.300
*pewds reading*

00:02:26.540 --> 00:02:27.860
Incredible, what did this one say?

00:02:27.860 --> 00:02:29.300
"I have a Lego car"????

00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:30.980
*pewds reading*

00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:34.800
SHUT your fricking pipey- p-

00:02:35.060 --> 00:02:39.350
What, is this better? Is this better?? Are you enjoying it more now?

00:02:39.350 --> 00:02:46.900
Is it more entertaining now?? In the VR game, you are SITTING DOWN. So of course, I'm gonna sit--GODDAMMIT

00:02:48.740 --> 00:02:49.700
*whimpering*

00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:56.920
When you disable your comments, you know, you're disabled--you're defeated. *imitating Trish* I haven't even watched it yet. I didn't watch the whole video.

00:02:57.860 --> 00:02:59.640
You know it's just gonna be some eat incoherent babble.

00:03:00.020 --> 00:03:00.920
*pewds reading*

00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:10.320
Still relevant goddamnit. If you haven't checked out Tuber Simulator yet, you are missing out.

00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:15.980
Right now, there's a pirate versus ninja event. Check it out. Let's check out some rooms.

00:03:16.140 --> 00:03:19.020
I can't record my display, so we're doing it like this.

00:03:19.020 --> 00:03:24.140
You can't see it, but damn. So this is the winner...Mogtuber. Look. Amazing.

00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:29.020
I lo-It's so crazy how creative people are wit-OHH

00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:32.740
*pewds reading*

00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:39.580
I like it *laughs*

00:03:39.590 --> 00:03:43.810
First time I like the hAmbOrgEr. Hey, look I've seen this meme

00:03:44.980 --> 00:03:50.060
Can we bring back happiness and joy to Brad please.

00:03:50.060 --> 00:03:55.500
Is there anything we can do...to bring him out of the darkness?

00:03:56.620 --> 00:03:57.620
*pewds reading*

00:03:58.620 --> 00:03:59.900
*laughs*

00:04:01.340 --> 00:04:05.360
Dr. Phil for meme review, please. We need to make it happen.

00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:06.000
*pewds reading*

00:04:14.020 --> 00:04:16.980
Thank you, Mr. Beast. Very cool. Look forward to the spons.

00:04:17.420 --> 00:04:18.400
*pewds reading*

00:04:22.860 --> 00:04:25.460
I like how this meme has made it back for some reason.

00:04:25.660 --> 00:04:26.780
*pewds reading*

00:04:27.760 --> 00:04:28.580
Come on!

00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:33.580
That's probably true.

00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:34.500
*reading*

00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.940
Hey, why does everyone hate Mary Ham?! She's the greatest!

00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:42.100
*reading*

00:04:42.380 --> 00:04:45.020
stOp rUNNING oVER mARY HAM!!! *laughs*

00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:47.660
*reading*

00:04:56.540 --> 00:05:00.160
Looks like Twitch staff isn't a bunch of hypocrite incels. Incredible.

00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:01.380
*reading*

00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:11.080
Poppy Gloria's dead, alright? How many times do I gotta say this?

00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:11.760
*reading*

00:05:21.100 --> 00:05:26.160
Now hold on just a second here! I'm not entirely convinced this happened!

00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:26.720
*reading*

00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:40.740
Guys. Stop believing in conspiracies, okay? You're crazy. There's no way that happened.

00:05:40.900 --> 00:05:41.580
*reading*

00:05:44.980 --> 00:05:46.220
That's a good meme.

00:05:46.380 --> 00:05:47.100
*reading*

00:05:50.700 --> 00:05:53.080
See, this is a fake tweet. This confused me.

00:05:53.099 --> 00:05:58.829
I was, like, actually worried that this happened, but what she actually tweeted is *reads*

00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:15.780
It's the first time I've seen any one of them acknowledge it. That's amazing. Poppy Gloria, rest in peace.

00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:16.720
*reading*

00:06:17.460 --> 00:06:21.220
Oh my God, that is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

00:06:21.220 --> 00:06:23.480
Six-six, that's the devil number!

00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:24.000
*reading*

00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.200
Well done, Mr. Beast. You deserve it.

00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:29.260
*reading*

00:06:34.480 --> 00:06:35.240
Masaka.

00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:38.140
reading: "I have several questions." Is this a real picture?

00:06:38.140 --> 00:06:40.300
Is that a real picture?

00:06:40.440 --> 00:06:41.860
*laughs*

00:06:42.420 --> 00:06:43.140
*reading*

00:06:51.820 --> 00:06:53.040
You are correct.

00:06:53.640 --> 00:06:54.500
*reading*

00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:04.560
Goddamn, well played.

00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:05.880
Unban that man.

00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:09.080
You wa- you want this? GoDDAmn this is heavy.

00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:09.960
*reading*

00:07:12.460 --> 00:07:18.040
Gloria is dead. And Mary Ham had nothing to do with it. So what if she's the one that had the gun?

00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:19.420
*reading*

00:07:25.280 --> 00:07:30.520
ohhhhhhhhhHHHhhhhhh. That's a good meme. *laughs*

00:07:30.700 --> 00:07:31.840
*reading*

00:07:41.260 --> 00:07:42.419
Yeah. Looking back,

00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:47.160
It's like, it is obviously a big achievement to be the first channel to hit 100 million.

00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:49.520
And I-I definitely know we could've done it.

00:07:49.520 --> 00:07:52.500
So, looking at it from that perspective is like ugh, but

00:07:52.900 --> 00:07:54.360
it was the right thing to do.

00:07:54.780 --> 00:07:55.480
*reading*

00:08:01.260 --> 00:08:02.600
Did she actually say that?

00:08:02.660 --> 00:08:03.440
*reading*

00:08:11.660 --> 00:08:14.000
That is a beautiful photo in paint.

00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:18.600
The-- the muscles on Hulk looks absolutely perfect.

00:08:18.640 --> 00:08:19.820
*reading*

00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:27.560
POPPY GLORIA, NO

00:08:28.060 --> 00:08:31.480
Stop crying. She's dead. Get over it. Move on with your life.

00:08:31.620 --> 00:08:32.340
*reading*

00:08:37.400 --> 00:08:39.200
Fine, I'll play Minecraft!!

00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:39.980
*reading*

00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:54.000
This is people literally telling me, "Oh, why doesn't he--not get 100 million views on his videos?!"

00:08:57.000 --> 00:08:59.900
That's what you sound like. A dying fart.

00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:00.900
*reading*

00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:12.600
*laughs* shut up. Shut up. ShUt Up! SHUT UP! Stop making fun of me!

00:09:12.620 --> 00:09:14.980
Oh my God, he actually did it. *reads*

00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:23.400
Oh my God, look at all those midrolls.

00:09:23.880 --> 00:09:25.040
*laughs*

00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:28.020
See I don't see why no one likes Mary Ham.

00:09:28.020 --> 00:09:31.600
She's like the best. She's my favorite. I love Mary Ham.

00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:32.420
*reading*

00:09:38.820 --> 00:09:40.100
Good job.

00:09:40.400 --> 00:09:41.380
*reading*

00:09:43.340 --> 00:09:48.180
Represent dot com slash PewDiePie! Where you can check out the epic merch!

00:09:49.040 --> 00:09:50.180
Epic merch!

00:09:50.260 --> 00:09:51.140
*reading*

00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:06.380
Oh my GOOOODDD, hurry up and subscribing. I forgooot hahaha. I understand that they had to add the update.

00:10:06.380 --> 00:10:07.940
Like, I kind of get it.

00:10:07.940 --> 00:10:08.660
*reading*

00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:14.080
We'll see. Come on guys!

00:10:14.100 --> 00:10:15.040
*reading*

00:10:19.460 --> 00:10:21.840
Hahaha. Gottem.

00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:22.800
*reading*

00:10:24.660 --> 00:10:26.480
Awww, Poppy goes to heaven.

00:10:26.580 --> 00:10:27.860
*reading*

00:10:37.660 --> 00:10:38.880
Come on!

00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:41.340
Stop hating on my girl.

00:10:41.340 --> 00:10:42.360
*reading*

00:10:45.800 --> 00:10:48.460
Oh...my...gOd hahahaha

00:10:53.640 --> 00:10:54.900
*reading*

00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:05.440
WHaT????

00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:09.540
What??? You never played Tuber Simulator? pshhhh

00:11:09.680 --> 00:11:14.700
You know it's fun, right? I'm not supposed to give my opinion

00:11:14.820 --> 00:11:19.080
but give it a try, and then you can tell me if it's good or not.

00:11:19.140 --> 00:11:26.880
Not convinced yet? Okay, I'll cut you a deal. The game is available for free and that's a great price