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wHaT uP gAmErS? It's Five Nights of Freddy's time

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Everyone's favourite video game (u sure about that)

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(Recalls all the backlash)

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(phrog mating call)

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i don't like this series, i think it's obnoxious, it has a lot of jumpscares (no shit)

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and yes it startles you in the beggining...

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but after a while it gets a bit repetitive

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but it's out for vr as you can tell by my headset

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and it actually looks pretty legit!

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so i'm really really curious to see what this is all about

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with (stroke) without further gaming ado, letsa frickina do da gAmInG

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alright, letsa do da gaming

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lets make a gaming everyone

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boop

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you think i need warnings?

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im a gamer im used to w- games!

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This is my hand!

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oh my hand on my peepee (jesus christ)

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my hand on my peepee! (rub rub)

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[ happiness noise ]

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Ok lets go! (oof)

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yay! lets go! [Welcome to the Freddy fazbear virtual experience]

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WEE [fazbear entertainment is excited to join the digital age, and whatever better way to do that than with an edge-of-a-seat virtual reality experience!]

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[we know that fazbear entertainment has developed a bat reputation over the last few decades] oh you have, you have! [no shit]

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[And while it's true that some stories are associated with our name] Oh god

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[We're loosely based on actual events]

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Oh, I see, chinese knockoff! (wot) [The majority of them were total fabrications from the mind of a complete lunatic...]

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Of course! [(inaudibe)]

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[But we all are laughing at ourselves] (felix laughing like a biatch)

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[ha ha ha]

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[thats why we have recreated many of these complete fictitious scenarios]

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Oh, so you made them. (wot) [lies that have been fed over the last several years]

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Incredible! [into a hilarious VR game]

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Oh this is gonna be funny! [with hopes that we can finally move past these childish ghost stories]

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[so we can develop a new relationship with you, as well as your kids (wot), dont forget the merch, perfect for birthdays (check out pewds merch tho)]

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[so sit back and enjoy a few scares!]

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so is this gonna be like five nights at freddy's in vr or- [we do have our (inaudible) that]

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[so that you agree with a simple waver before-] (button bop)

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You acknowledge that Fazbear's Entertainment is not responsible for accidental digital conciousness transference]

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[Real world manifestations of digital characters; nightmares, night terrors night sweats-] (begone thot)

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¿wot?

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what did i just sign up for?

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night terror and night sweats?

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Ok I already have that [Welcome to the freddy fazbear virtual experience]

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Sit next to marzia we use the (inaudible) ok... [we use the console infront]

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[of you, to navigate the menu]

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[and pick one of the frightening experiences available!]

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[by completing these scenarios, more will become available!]

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[you'll see plenty of familiar faces and some new ones as well] oh my god, i'm in the room! (no shit kjelberg)

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[so stay a while, and have a good time!] (weird music)

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[despite the temporary horror you may experience]

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[this is a completely controlled environment!] ¿wot?

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[and you aren't in any real dan-] (begone thot again)

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AAA MY HAND

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So, it's five nights at freddy's VR

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did i just spend five minutes to play five nights at freddy's vr? (no)

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ok, this is pretty- ¿OH GOD THIS IS SCARY!

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Uh god, herro?

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Hewwo, howwo?

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¿HoWwO?

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Hewwo? Howwo!

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[Hello?] Hewwo! (don't worry the autism hasn't even started)

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SHUT UP (rude)

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NO [I wanted to record a message for you]

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[to help you get settled out on your first night]

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AEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOU

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[I actually worked at that office]

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AEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOUAEIOU

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what a difference (wot)

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[there's nothing to worry about, you'll be fine!]

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The stakes are real now! [so let's just focus]

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Easy, Mr. Cupcake!

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You'll be my friend [A magical place where kids and grown-ups alike]

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God Dammit! (think about the kids pewds)

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Alright, you protect me! [a missing file report will be found]

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am i missing any? [within ninety days]

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[(inaudible) cursed now! (inaudible)]

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CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FRICKING PIPEHOLE (SICK BURRRNN)

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AAA, where did buddy go!? [just remember]

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WHERE DID BUDDY GO??

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[(inaudible cupcake mumble-jumble)]

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[we need to show them a little respect] WHERE DID BUDDY GO?!

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[alright, ok!]

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(pasta language) where did buddy go?

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[just be aware]

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['s pizza]

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[they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit] (button bopping)

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¿Ay?

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(phone droppo froggo)

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oh god!

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[yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up] what is that? they're closed!

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[but hey, first day should be a breeze]

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oh god, they're all out!

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[i'll chat with you tomorrow. Check those cameras and remember to close the doors if absolutely necessary!] i think i should probably-

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (weakling scream)

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[alright, good night]

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(pasta pewds) Oh my god, he was right there!

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Where's the chicken?

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Chicken is still there, we're fine.

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[you suck at this game felix] I know!

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I've never been good at these, that's why I hate these, he's literally outside.

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GO AWAY

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GGOO AAWWAAYY

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no-one likes bunnies anyways

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god, it's so laggy dude (no it ain't) ! oh god...

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Does that mean he's here?

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oh god, he's coming!

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okay, okay, okay

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he's still there, GO AWAY PLEASE (no)

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(sheep sounds) i hate this job!

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Why did I ever take to this job?! (being a youtuber is shit)

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Okay, we can open this now

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Okay, we can open, oh wait!

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GET OUTTA MY HOUSE

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Okay, I think it want.

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Yeah yeah, he left so now

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okay, we're fine

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this is great!

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actually goin' pretty good

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okay!

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Okay!

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I'm starting to know (booping tha camera)

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It's actually useful to switch your cameras!

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Especially without the cupcake guy!

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(2013 memes)

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So where did bunny go?

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(chica jumpscares warning)

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where is that coming from?

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I have no power! (chica jumpscare) AAA (rip he was so close)

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I hate this stupid game!

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Why do they scare me? I wasn't even scared!

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Cupcake, I trusted you!

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God Damn it!

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It's fine, it happens to the best of us. I wasn't even scared!

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It's called, swedish kong fu and it's

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It's all about wailing your hands around your face, to make sure it's safe

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Okay? (no what did we just witness)

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It's completely normal, it's completely safe and-

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It's been approved by people everywhere (o rlly)

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Please, for the love of god, don't make the guy call me again

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That's all I want...

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YOU SUCK

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[sorry felix] 2013 pewdiepie

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[phone call] oh he calls already, dude!

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do something!

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Do something (finally, my swedish kong fu comes to power!)

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(check if the nightmare's real)

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Where is everyone? There's bunny, okay

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And who the hell is that ugly kid?

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(kjelberg tears)

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So what time is it? It's 1AM...

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I gotta make this six right?

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Okay

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The light thing is like

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really efective

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Because you forget your surrounded

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(random jingle) what does that mean?

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AAAA

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GO AWAY BUNNY BOY!

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GOOO AWAYYYY

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GO AWAY

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STOP

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AAA

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STOP

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Where is she?

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What does that mean?

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AAA AA

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FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF, GO, NO!

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NO

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AAA DOORS

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Okay

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'M DRAINING ALL MY ENERGY!!!!!

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GO AWAY

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Okay, this is fine

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Okay, alright, we're fine

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and

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SHE'S GONE, WE CAN GO! It's easy!

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[foxy + jingle]

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oh god, what does that mean?

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What does that mean?

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ENGLISH HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Alrgiht

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Okay, okay, alright, okay, i get it, it's a party

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alright

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i think we're doing okay!

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i think we are doing okie-dokie-sucky-mocky

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Alright, I do here someone walking, i don't know if

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i should look

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it's fine, i have plenty power left

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just keeping it real at this point (kjelberg tears)

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I DEFINITELY HEARD SOMEONE

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AAA DOOR

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YES, YES, SUCK ON MY SWEDISH MEATBALLS

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(weak dab)

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[yay] yeah

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yeah

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okay, i did it

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i did something in my life, i completed the easiest level

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and i feel incredibly proud of myself (what an achievement)

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game one, claim your prize, oh it better be a good prize...

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(mimicking jingle)

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[YAY] oh!

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[hey, i'm your friend, let's fuck]

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no, no, no, no (i don't know what the fuck is happening in the background)

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Okay, FNAF 2 time, showtime!

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Let's go, letsa go, let's go

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no thanks, don't want anything

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they become more active Mr. Cupcake!

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[Oh that really SUCKS (fucking dies)]

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don't care, you cupcake virgin

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(2012 memes)

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Oh look, there's like a dining- (kjelberg tears)

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okay, i'm not in danger, it's good

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pirate cove, this one!

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Oh yeah, Foxy comes out.

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Oh no, Mr. Pirate is waking

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AAA

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fuck

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son of a snake!

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these snakes are everywhere!

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so it's safe now, right? (no)

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yeah

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no?

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(pasta language) fuck you!

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sucka my meatball!

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go away, no-one like a chicken!

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I vegetariano

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I very good (inaudible)

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(stroke sounds)

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FUCK OFF

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get away from ma house

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my beautiful- ay!

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Mister! I don't like you.

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alright have you gone? he's gone, and he's gone!

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GO AWAY

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It's fine, it's fine, everything's fine

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e v e r y t h i n g  i s  f i n e

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I'm keeping my eyes on you!

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AAAA SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUST CLICK THE FUCKING DOOR

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THAT IS TOTAL BULLCRAP, I WAS TOTALLY (breaks neck)

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ah, it squeezed my neck! My neck muscles were ready to explosion!

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Alright, this time. I keep my eye-

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Shut your fricking pie

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I was so close to clicking on it...

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so bullcrap...

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[you weren't fast enough felix!]

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yeah, well i tried god damnit!

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from time to time i did, i flipping did bro...

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god damn pirates, you never know what they're gonna do

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they always come for your booty.

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has it come out yet?

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who's playing music at this hour????

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there you are you sexy son of a- I would frick chica (ffs crying emoji)

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No shame, i'm not even a furry, Chica thicc as fricc

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I don't even find birds that attractive

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But Chic, chica's beak- there you are you son of a snake!!!!

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chica does bring something out of me that i can-t

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OH CHICA MOVED, CHICA'S ON THE MOVE (OH SHITTTT)

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CHICA'S ON THE MOVE, CHICA CHICA

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cha cha cha

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alright, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay alright, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay alright, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay alright, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay

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I am made for chica, ay

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not yet, not yet, not yet

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THE DOOR IS CLOSED SORRY, SORRY DOORY

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SORRY DOORY, DOOR IS CLOSED

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AAA, FUCK YOU MAN

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frick you doing here man?

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STOP

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listen

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Yo eyes is about to be mis-

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OH, YOU HIT THE DOOR

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YOU HIT THE DOOR YOU DUMMY

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YOU DUMMY

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CHICA COMING

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HEY CHICA HOW YOU DOING, YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE?

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WELL TOO BAD, THATSA TOO BAD CHICA

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this is my house and no-one can enter

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okay, sorry

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sorry, i forgot

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alright, you're cool,  right?

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Alright, we're doing pretty good

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Chica there.

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Chica here

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Chica in my chair

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Chica in my hair

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Chica ate my pear

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Chica has a pair

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Oh, cheeky boobs

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I like them

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I love them

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I like them, i love- HEY CHICA, YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE?!

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TOO BAD

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i am sorry, you cannot come into my house

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why? because i do not like you!

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check the pirate cove, it's safe!

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EVERYTHING IS AWESOME (no)

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EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF THE DREAM

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HEY, YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE?

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SORRY, MI CASA EL NO MI CASA

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THANK YOU

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i'm killing it dude!

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oh god

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AY CHICA, WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE?

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HELL YEAH

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I DID IT AGAIN

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i'm so good at games

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(japanese shit)

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open gift time!

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[YAY] oh!

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glug! glug! glug! glug! glug!!!

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I didn't mean to eat it, I wanted to drink it obviously...

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dumb game

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night 3, let's go, let's go bros

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honestly, i wanna play the game, like i'm really good at video games!

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people don't understand that i'm a  P R O  G A M E R

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this is what i do, so now Freddy comes out I think

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how much am I paid by the way?

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Is it like a Jake Paul (inaudible)?

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for the fun and fam? Oh god i can't see anything!

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i lost tracking!

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oh, look at you, big boy! Okay i gotta be ready on the door here

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NO (HITLER SPEECH)

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i'm done

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Alright, that was five nights at freddy's VR, hope you guys enjoyed, smash like, subscribe if you want more.

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and i'll see you guys next time, bye bye! (no come back)

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(pop)

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