WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.340 What's up? BRUH (We Are The Caption Artists And We Want To Say Hello!) (also please feed us pewds) 00:00:01.700 --> 00:00:03.720 Today we're trying out something different (:D) 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:05.580 Something that hasn't been done before 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:07.260 We're reviewing the subreddit (:O) (IT'S TOO DANGEROUS PEWDS DON'T DO IT) 00:00:07.260 --> 00:00:08.340 I don't know if you've heard of this 00:00:08.340 --> 00:00:10.500 It's called dank memes? (if a meme is dank a man not only has the right to steal it but is obligated to do so - some scientist nerd) 00:00:11.020 --> 00:00:12.200 okay 00:00:12.200 --> 00:00:14.380 So is that, like, memes, but 00:00:14.380 --> 00:00:15.920 a lil more edgier? (EDGE LORD OVER HERE) 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:20.720 If you can't handle edgy humor 00:00:20.720 --> 00:00:22.500 then the door is right there (and the window is right there) 00:00:22.500 --> 00:00:25.140 and it's free for you to leave, ok? (But If You Run Into EA You Better Have $10 In Hand) 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.660 Now, without further ado, 00:00:26.660 --> 00:00:28.480 LET'S JUST JUMP INTO THIS 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:30.860 I can't believe this channel 00:00:30.860 --> 00:00:32.780 has absolutely no shame whatso- (no we do not) 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:34.420 I put on headphones, I don't need it 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:40.540 I've basically become these, uh 00:00:40.540 --> 00:00:42.780 text-to-speech Reddit channels at this point 00:00:42.780 --> 00:00:45.420 except I have to do the actual effort of reading it out (BANG BANG SHOTS FIRED) 00:00:45.420 --> 00:00:48.200 This is the top voted meme and- pretty good 00:00:55.080 --> 00:00:56.760 That dog is sneezing, ok? (or he happy that minecraft is numba one) 00:00:56.760 --> 00:01:00.500 Know the context behind the meme or shut the fr*ck out of my face 00:01:07.860 --> 00:01:11.920 me when I make another Reddit video and my 9 year old audience: 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.420 SHAME- oh well I'm trying goddamnit (no you aren't) 00:01:21.580 --> 00:01:23.260 what are you insinuating 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:25.460 I love these 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:29.500 What's the problem? (Ikr What Casuals) 00:01:31.500 --> 00:01:32.380 Shrek babies 00:01:39.620 --> 00:01:41.760 Well, if you're dealing with that kind of th*t (it is incredibly relatable tho) 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:45.560 that has to play some sort of social media online game with 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:47.620 then maybe she isn't worth it anyway 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:48.820 BROFIST if you're gay 00:01:48.820 --> 00:01:49.600 That's right 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:50.620 On this channel 00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:54.200 We don't discriminate against LGBTQ+ 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:55.560 We acknowledge 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:57.240 BROFIST if you're gay 00:02:00.820 --> 00:02:02.100 Can I read English? 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.860 smoking some weed there, boi, that's epic (da de da de da its the one and only D - O - Double G SNOOP DOGG) 00:02:16.300 --> 00:02:17.940 What is happening in Alabama? 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.240 They banned the gay right marriage 00:02:20.600 --> 00:02:21.880 They can't do that! 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:23.140 Alabama! 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:24.980 Let the gay rat wedding be! 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.560 Let the f- I swore! 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:29.920 Let the goddamn gay rat wedding be! 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:38.220 it's so bad 00:02:38.220 --> 00:02:39.140 i don't know why I laughed 00:02:42.700 --> 00:02:43.260 Alright 00:02:43.260 --> 00:02:44.100 so let's get real here 00:02:44.100 --> 00:02:45.820 This video is gonna get garbage ads 00:02:45.820 --> 00:02:47.900 but I have a way to get past the system 00:02:48.040 --> 00:02:48.600 alright 00:02:48.660 --> 00:02:50.840 5000 IQ move coming up 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:54.400 The highest valued ads on YouTube are real estate 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:57.160 I'm just gonna say a bunch of words when the mid-roll rolls 00:02:57.160 --> 00:03:01.000 and hopefully, they'll transcribe properly and get the edit 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.160 You should buy a house 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.940 Are you looking to buy a house? 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:06.120 If you're looking to buy a house 00:03:06.220 --> 00:03:07.420 home insurance 00:03:07.420 --> 00:03:08.860 You can buy one for cheap 00:03:08.860 --> 00:03:10.260 perhaps get a mortgage 00:03:10.260 --> 00:03:10.760 home loans 00:03:10.760 --> 00:03:13.020 Click this link and 10% will go to me 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:14.160 home lawyer 00:03:14.160 --> 00:03:15.040 Buy a house 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:16.660 buy a very nice house (yeah and stop being a broke boi *That is a joke*) 00:03:16.660 --> 00:03:17.860 you should buy a house 00:03:17.860 --> 00:03:19.040 are u thinking? *1000000000 IQ Plays By Pewds* 00:03:19.040 --> 00:03:20.540 you're thinking about buying a house, aren't you 00:03:20.540 --> 00:03:22.280 I can tell just by looking at you 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:23.020 home hosting 00:03:23.020 --> 00:03:24.980 you want a house, you want a goddamn house, don't you 00:03:24.980 --> 00:03:25.980 another house? 00:03:26.040 --> 00:03:26.680 2 houses? 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:27.920 3 houses?! (That's a lie) 00:03:28.040 --> 00:03:29.080 That's awesome 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:31.200 BROFIST if you're a gay house (wot and yes we had to type that we don't get fed enough for this) 00:03:31.300 --> 00:03:31.800 ok 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.960 lemme know if you got a real estate commercial (you better have gotten one) 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.640 What in the God's earth is this? 00:03:42.100 --> 00:03:42.940 oh god 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:53.260 This reddit has turned into me IRL 00:03:53.260 --> 00:03:54.220 congratulations 00:03:54.300 --> 00:03:54.940 you did it 00:03:58.100 --> 00:03:59.380 oh my god 00:03:59.640 --> 00:04:01.000 is that the same kid? (yup they both insane) 00:04:10.160 --> 00:04:10.940 code: pewdiepie (CODE PEWDIEPIE FOR 10% OFF YOUR PURCHASE) 00:04:10.940 --> 00:04:11.620 please 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:14.360 please guys come through this one!! 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:15.620 it glows in the dark (yes now throw your money away to get it) 00:04:19.900 --> 00:04:23.000 you know this has been raised at some board meeting 00:04:23.280 --> 00:04:23.780 guys 00:04:23.780 --> 00:04:26.200 you all do understand the potential here 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:27.640 look how cute he looks now 00:04:37.980 --> 00:04:38.860 you snake 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:53.880 that's lovely to see in other games, being inclusive 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:55.900 this joke is gonna bite me in the ass 00:04:55.900 --> 00:04:57.400 it's almost gonna make a compilation 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:08.860 godDAMNIT 00:05:08.860 --> 00:05:11.980 you know who else is gonna be 69 years old this year? 00:05:12.280 --> 00:05:12.780 my man (now stop copyrighting these videos sony) 00:05:13.300 --> 00:05:14.740 coming up soon, my man 00:05:15.260 --> 00:05:22.620 *clapping* my bruh, my man, my honey, my boo, my b*tch, my- 00:05:24.060 --> 00:05:25.100 home software 00:05:30.020 --> 00:05:31.780 why do they just not get it? (Idk) 00:05:31.780 --> 00:05:33.300 no one wants to talk to you (yeah jimmy get some real friends) 00:05:33.580 --> 00:05:34.080 ok? 00:05:34.080 --> 00:05:35.620 if I wanted to talk to you 00:05:35.620 --> 00:05:36.620 I would talk to you (But I Don't) 00:05:36.620 --> 00:05:37.740 and if I talked to you 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:38.720 you scum 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.720 it's only out of courtesy 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.980 and you are supposed to still understand that and not reply 00:05:44.100 --> 00:05:44.740 thank you 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:55.860 bruh 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:57.980 there's breasts in the dictionary? 00:05:58.300 --> 00:05:58.880 BORST 00:05:59.700 --> 00:06:00.360 BORST 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:01.680 that's a soup 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:03.040 you dummy Germans 00:06:03.400 --> 00:06:04.260 BRUST 00:06:04.280 --> 00:06:06.280 what happened in the 60's huh? 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:08.600 what did you do in the 60's 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:16.100 now we know what happened in the 60's (that's when all the old people were 12) 00:06:16.620 --> 00:06:18.380 glad we got that mystery solved 00:06:18.620 --> 00:06:21.220 when you ARE swimming you absolute schmuck 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:22.680 I'm not even English 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:25.480 and you don't even know the difference between you are and your? (Disgusting) 00:06:25.780 --> 00:06:26.680 dummy dumb 00:06:31.460 --> 00:06:33.300 as a fellow Swedish man 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:34.200 I can agree 00:06:34.320 --> 00:06:35.680 it's fr**king gross 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:39.320 and we have to climb up the rocks when we swim and it's all seaweed (ikr it feels weird) 00:06:39.320 --> 00:06:40.540 but then you get over it 00:06:40.540 --> 00:06:42.060 but you know what we would do? 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:43.340 we would grab these seaweeds 00:06:43.340 --> 00:06:45.760 and we would poke hole- two holes in one of them 00:06:45.760 --> 00:06:47.820 and we would tie them around our face 00:06:47.820 --> 00:06:49.700 so we could look like the turtles 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:50.880 the Ninja Turtles 00:06:51.320 --> 00:06:52.200 it's awesome 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:54.580 sorry to interrupt the video gamers 00:06:54.580 --> 00:06:55.760 I just wanted to let you guys know 00:06:55.760 --> 00:06:57.240 just letting you guys know 00:06:57.440 --> 00:07:00.240 to celebrate our road to 100M subscribers 00:07:00.280 --> 00:07:06.280 we are re-releasing all the 50, the 60, the 70, 80, now the 90M club merch baby (much wow) 00:07:06.400 --> 00:07:08.560 Right now, 60M club is available 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:09.900 very epic 00:07:09.900 --> 00:07:12.560 Check it out, collect them all, support the channel (do it now epic gamers) 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:14.740 because this video is 100% demonetized (ya think?) 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:15.660 thank you 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:16.300 bye 00:07:30.100 --> 00:07:32.560 Why is everyone so obsessed with Minecraft (Cuz It's a great and memeable game pewds) 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:33.520 like, chill (or no) 00:07:41.260 --> 00:07:42.140 the original 00:07:45.840 --> 00:07:47.840 there's so many Elon Musk here 00:07:47.840 --> 00:07:48.920 I had never realized 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:51.460 I don't get it, I don't play Minecraft, I'm not a nerd (then you should have played it *This is a joke please feed me*) 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:52.060 ok? 00:08:04.500 --> 00:08:05.300 incredible 00:08:05.300 --> 00:08:07.600 GameBoy Advance, that stuff was some good sh- 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:20.900 I always wondered if that works 00:08:22.820 --> 00:08:24.820 *picture of someone taking a FAT rip* 00:08:24.820 --> 00:08:27.040 that's funny, okkkkk 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:28.340 if you're preggy right now 00:08:28.340 --> 00:08:31.360 don't worry, Thanos isn't real, this is totally fine 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:33.100 as long as you're not in Alabama (SWEET HOME ALABAMA) 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:39.720 yeah, they're not great, are they? 00:08:39.740 --> 00:08:41.260 it's also the fact that 00:08:41.260 --> 00:08:43.060 the whole keyboard just ***king 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:44.760 starts heating up too 00:08:44.760 --> 00:08:45.880 and you keep your hand there 00:08:45.880 --> 00:08:47.280 and then your hand gets all sweaty 00:08:47.280 --> 00:08:48.860 from the heat of the laptop 00:08:48.860 --> 00:08:50.540 and then it gets, like all 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:51.220 watery 00:08:51.220 --> 00:08:53.040 and then your sweat integrates the 00:08:53.460 --> 00:08:54.580 internal system 00:08:54.580 --> 00:08:56.560 and then everything cools again 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.240 oh my god please give me this 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:04.420 I want this 00:09:04.640 --> 00:09:05.720 what the hell?? 00:09:15.560 --> 00:09:16.260 ooh yeah 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:22.360 what is he doing? (reading something I failed to learn) 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:25.180 one of them is a dictionary or something, I can understand 00:09:25.300 --> 00:09:29.120 but why- how on God's earth is that even possible? 00:09:37.760 --> 00:09:39.280 no, that's when you go, 00:09:39.340 --> 00:09:39.840 what? 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:41.840 who is this new upcoming actress? 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:43.580 that i've never seen ever before? 00:09:51.160 --> 00:09:52.280 basically me 00:09:52.280 --> 00:09:54.200 on the whole James Charles stuff 00:09:54.260 --> 00:09:55.400 like, boo- 00:09:55.540 --> 00:09:57.700 I mean, Poppy Gloria, who's dead (RIP you legend) 00:09:57.920 --> 00:09:58.800 this is so sad 00:09:59.160 --> 00:10:00.100 do you want to buy a house? (yes) 00:10:00.640 --> 00:10:03.100 I think you're looking like someone that wants to buy a house 00:10:03.640 --> 00:10:05.600 Could I interest you in some real estate? 00:10:05.680 --> 00:10:08.480 Could I interest you in a lifetime of debt? (Nah I already got that) 00:10:08.700 --> 00:10:09.200 hmm? 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:10.720 How about a property? 00:10:10.860 --> 00:10:12.140 smash like subscribe 00:10:12.140 --> 00:10:12.640 and 00:10:12.640 --> 00:10:14.780 can I interest you in buying a property? 00:10:14.980 --> 00:10:15.860 what?! 00:10:16.040 --> 00:10:18.800 you never played tuber simulator? 00:10:20.140 --> 00:10:21.020 you know it's 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:22.180 FUN right? 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:24.680 I'm not supposed to give my opinon (HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE SHE STOOD) 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:26.580 but give it a try 00:10:27.180 --> 00:10:29.600 and then you can tell me if it's good or not 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:30.700 not convinced yet? 00:10:30.700 --> 00:10:31.380 k 00:10:31.900 --> 00:10:33.100 I'll cut you a deal 00:10:33.420 --> 00:10:34.860 the game is available 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:35.820 for FREE 00:10:35.820 --> 00:10:37.380 and that's a great price!