WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.800 EVERYONE DID AN OOPSIE 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:03.520 Good evening everyone I'm 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:04.560 MARY HAM 00:00:04.780 --> 00:00:13.700 *intro plays* 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:14.520 Ham News 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:17.060 My name is Mary Ham and I like ham 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:20.300 Our first story comes from Gloria Borger 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:22.480 Gloria Borger has passed away 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:24.000 Now I'm not supposed to give my opinion 00:00:24.060 --> 00:00:25.400 but this is so sad 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:27.740 Poppy Gloria was found dead 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:29.220 in her apartment 00:00:29.220 --> 00:00:31.400 We don't know yet who's responsible 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:33.280 but we do know that I was the last person 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:34.900 seen with Poppy Gloria alive 00:00:34.900 --> 00:00:37.160 Let's have a moment of silence for Poppy Gloria 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:41.700 NEXT *clap* NEWS *clap* *music plays* 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:44.340 Our next story follows YouTube 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:45.500 YouTube did an oopsie 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:46.420 wHAAT 00:00:49.060 --> 00:00:50.380 NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:52.300 *chuckles* 00:00:52.500 --> 00:00:55.160 What did YouTube do this time? 00:00:55.900 --> 00:00:59.060 They gave a shout-out to SSSniperWolf 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:00.760 okay 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.140 not that big of a deal 00:01:03.140 --> 00:01:05.360 "This is the future!" SniperWolf is here 00:01:05.360 --> 00:01:08.860 to share some of the craziest vending machines all around the world 00:01:09.220 --> 00:01:09.940 PewDiePie 00:01:10.620 --> 00:01:11.660 had this to say: 00:01:11.660 --> 00:01:13.520 Oh, I didn't show up 'cause I... 00:01:13.720 --> 00:01:15.380 OH IN YOUTUBE'S MAIN? 00:01:15.880 --> 00:01:17.760 Their main? Whaat? 00:01:17.860 --> 00:01:19.400 *unintelligible* 00:01:19.520 --> 00:01:22.120 Some people were upset about this, 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:24.840 saying that this channel plagiarizes clickbait articles 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:26.740 like Buzzfeed every day without citing a source 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:28.260 Promote channels that do research 00:01:28.260 --> 00:01:30.100 and write their own material, please 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:32.480 Now to be fair, this isn't on SSSniperWolf 00:01:32.660 --> 00:01:34.120 This is more on YouTube 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:34.760 *laughs* 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:36.280 I mean I can't really fault anyone 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:37.860 for making low quality content 00:01:37.860 --> 00:01:38.500 *laughs* 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:39.860 EXCEPT HAM NEWS 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:41.900 I do research goddammit 00:01:41.900 --> 00:01:44.320 and I'm not upset at SniperWolf, okay 00:01:44.320 --> 00:01:46.060 I don't even care that she got to meet 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:46.960 Keanu Reeves 00:01:47.180 --> 00:01:49.420 IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME AT ALL 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.360 I HAVEN'T MEET KEANU REEVES SO WHY CAN'T I 00:01:52.360 --> 00:01:54.060 and it doesn't even bother me, 00:01:54.060 --> 00:01:55.520 that she's been on the trending page 00:01:55.860 --> 00:01:56.900 TWO DAYS IN A ROW 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:58.140 AHURG AUEH 00:01:58.140 --> 00:01:59.580 I don't even have any opinions 00:01:59.580 --> 00:02:01.700 so it would be literally impossible for me to care 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:02.960 NEXT NEWS 00:02:04.100 --> 00:02:07.900 We have an update on the Tfue vs FaZe drama 00:02:07.960 --> 00:02:10.840 Now this is höttest drama that has ever drop- 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:11.340 deh 00:02:11.480 --> 00:02:13.900 Tfue is suing FaZe Clan 00:02:14.540 --> 00:02:16.020 OHMYGOD 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:16.520 *boom* 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:18.020 honestly why does anyone care? 00:02:18.020 --> 00:02:18.920 *laughs* 00:02:18.920 --> 00:02:19.880 Now Tfue said: 00:02:19.880 --> 00:02:21.240 Uuh release the contract 00:02:21.500 --> 00:02:22.000 pls 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:25.320 But FaZe Clan, please release the contract 00:02:25.320 --> 00:02:26.980 and then Faze Clan be like 00:02:27.020 --> 00:02:29.260 Oh, we ARE releasing the contract 00:02:29.260 --> 00:02:31.160 and then FaZe Clan be like 00:02:31.340 --> 00:02:34.780 ...okay we not gonna actually release the contract 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:36.000 we're just gonna make a video 00:02:36.100 --> 00:02:37.680 "Multiple different versions of contracts" 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:38.460 WOW 00:02:38.580 --> 00:02:39.500 Careful there, buddy 00:02:39.500 --> 00:02:41.400 you're showing a bit too information 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:42.120 wow 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:43.940 thanks for releasing the contract 00:02:43.940 --> 00:02:45.660 now we can go through ALL of it 00:02:45.660 --> 00:02:46.780 This is great, thank you 00:02:46.780 --> 00:02:47.420 *laughs* 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:49.400 Careful not to show TOO MUCH 00:02:49.940 --> 00:02:51.720 Just put the contract out there 00:02:51.720 --> 00:02:52.440 they're crazy 00:02:52.900 --> 00:02:53.460 ...2018 00:02:53.580 --> 00:02:56.020 OHMYGOD THERE'S sO mUCH INFORMATION 00:02:56.020 --> 00:02:58.480 "Like we didn't know if he wanted more monthly salary, 00:02:58.480 --> 00:03:00.360 we sent him a deal that was gonna pay him 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:01.840 seven figures a year" 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:02.720 Why do they always do that? 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:03.740 They always say seven figures 00:03:03.740 --> 00:03:04.620 it's one million 00:03:04.620 --> 00:03:06.700 Whenever someone says seven figures, 00:03:06.700 --> 00:03:07.680 that means a million 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:09.160 it doesn't mean anything else 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:11.040 SEVEN FIGURE- Oh, a million 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:13.040 So they addressed the allegations 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:16.660 that FaZe is taking money out of their code Tfue stuff 00:03:16.660 --> 00:03:18.140 which apparently is a LOT of money 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:21.140 into that Fortnite purchase code thingbajigga 00:03:21.140 --> 00:03:22.500 "We've seen a little miscommunication 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:25.540 on terms of community understanding about in-game items 00:03:25.540 --> 00:03:27.280 and what that might mean and what that applied to" 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:29.520 "Let us be very on the record right now, 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:31.080 that has nothing to do with supporting creator codes" 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:33.960 Tfue was signed in April of 2018, 00:03:33.960 --> 00:03:36.920 while Epic announced Support-A-Creator in October of 2018 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:39.860 So, they're basically saying: 00:03:39.900 --> 00:03:42.920 it was IMPOSSIBLE for us to take money out of his 00:03:42.920 --> 00:03:44.920 'cause you know they would've had it in their deal 00:03:44.920 --> 00:03:47.420 If this contract happened after they announced this 00:03:47.420 --> 00:03:48.940 "Support-A-Creator" program 00:03:48.940 --> 00:03:51.600 you know, you know damn well they would put something in that 00:03:51.600 --> 00:03:52.920 but they're saying that they wouldn't do that 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:54.680 I-i-i kind doubt on that 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:57.180 "When it became clear to us that his-" 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:59.560 I've never seen more private texts, 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:02.340 in my entire life than these past three weeks 00:04:02.340 --> 00:04:03.520 Everyone is just all: 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:05.000 Private text? I'll put that in a video 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:07.560 "When it became clear to us that his pure intention was 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:09.260 really just to leave, 00:04:09.940 --> 00:04:10.920 that's very difficult" 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:14.800 So they addressed the criticism that Faze's been getting 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:16.640 because Tfue obviously wants out of this contract 00:04:16.700 --> 00:04:18.220 Why can't you just let them? 00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:19.000 ...him 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:20.800 and they say this: 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:22.420 "Oh, why didn't you just let him out?" 00:04:25.260 --> 00:04:28.440 because our fans have invested their time, and their effort, 00:04:28.440 --> 00:04:29.700 and their care, and their love, 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:32.320 into the relationship that we created with Tfue too" 00:04:32.320 --> 00:04:34.220 the f*ck kind of argument is that? 00:04:34.340 --> 00:04:35.600 it's for the fans, guys 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.320 they're just looking out the fans 00:04:37.320 --> 00:04:40.960 So, they wanna preserve this relationship that they have 00:04:40.960 --> 00:04:42.820 between the fans and Faze Clan 00:04:43.180 --> 00:04:44.100 ..and Tfue 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:47.120 but Tfue clearly wants nothing to do with Faze Clan 00:04:47.580 --> 00:04:50.100 So what kind of relationship are you preserving there? 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:52.700 Am I, am I caveman dummy-dumb? 00:04:52.700 --> 00:04:54.140 I don't get it, what's the argument?