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This video is sponsored by Archero!

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Welcome everybody, it's me!

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You know me...

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It's all about me!

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Felix: Hey guys, it's me. Marzia: Bye! (silently walks away)

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Felix: Come back. I'm kidding I brought Marzia back. <3

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Marzia: Mmhmm (why am I here)

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Felix: Because I need to do a sponsorship...

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First of all, do you want to try some G-Fuel? Marzia: Ooh

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Glug Glug Glug (Use the Code: Pewds to get 10% off in this delicious drink!)

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Let's get into the game (Let's just jump into it!)

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Archero (Greatest Game ever made)

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Felix: Have you played this game before? Marzia: No. Oh, It looks cute!

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It looks cute! - Marzia 2019

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*skratta*

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Felix: So the gist of this game is that you have all these skills Marzia: Mmm (Yup I'm listening!)

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F: You can start playing and I'll talk M: Oh! Okay x2

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And you can combine them for billions of different skills (BILLIONS!)

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I don't know if it's billions

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But basically, you start up simple level one, as an archer.  (like a noob)

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M: Yeah? F: You should go upwards

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So intuitive! You don't even have to... *skratta* (*Random Marzia Voice*)

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Okay, so you shoot while standing still

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So you want to be able to walk (like a normal person does)

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Okay, so dodge the arrows and then when you want to shoot stand still for a second (less than a second standing *SHOOTS*)

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F: There you go niice (10/10 Very Nice!) M: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Oh my god! He has angel so beautiful

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*So Sexy*

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WOW! It's another Warrior!

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(Great Acting Felix!) (10/10 Very Nice) (CANWEBRINGBACKVERYNICEBYFELIX)

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Check Out Archero guys! (Yea like that will make me play it)

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I like It!

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F: Hey, watch out, watch out M: What what what what what? F: Damn

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No, I didn't

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No, I didn't (yes you did)

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Yeah, I like how they uhhh... set it up, yeah.

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I haven't actually played that much, I kinda wanna...

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*Missle Enters* (Great Editing Sive 1/2)

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WOOAH! You've got a Critical! (*Anime WoW Sound Effect*)

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You're dead. You beat EIGHT percent of players.

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That's a gamer moment *Brofist*

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Alright, here we go, it's PewDiePie's turn

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Alright, here we go, it's Poppy Gloria's turn

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F: I'll be trying not to block the entire-- M: Well, its not really fair cause you knew what to do and I didn't know

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F: I did not know! I'm a gamer I just know what to do automatically M: Mhmm

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*Felix and Marzia focused gaming*

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F: So Marzia M: Mhm?

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How's life for people that don't know what you're doing? *skratta*

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M: It's good

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M: Why do you always ask me these things!

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M: Everything is great F: Yeah M: Ummm *Lip Smack*

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The weather is nice... (Real gamers don't go outside)

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Real gamers don't go outside (or lonely people like me)

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F: Okay, so do we want the HP boost, fire circle

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F: Or side arrows? M: Fire Circle

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F: Fire Circle. Oh, dope! M: Oooooh F: Okay

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(Oh damn look at the fire circles doing work)

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F: Oh damn, look at the fire circles doing work!

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F: Now we can stand tactical advantage 
behind the wall and still do damage

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Aren't you impressed?

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*Gasp* What is this?? nande kore? 
(なんで これ for all you weebs)

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*Amazing Acting 10/10*

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*Smiles like the Devil*

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Are you laughing at me or for me? (M: Neither, Cause I'm taking your SOUL)

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F: You found an angel M: I liked the pause there

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*Both Cute Skratta*

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F: Okay M: See the fire thing was a good choice

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F: The fire choice was a good choice

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This is how you know you're a gamer, 'cause you have gamer intuition

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F: Just don't die. That's all you gotta do Marzia. Just DON't DIE. (Nope she will)

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Oh

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*Bangs his head*

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F: I bring you on to the most esteemed gaming channel of all time and this is how you perform? (Yup because wamen aren't games)

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F: Why do I keep dissing you? (because she suuuuucks) I'm Sorry, Thank You, Marzia.

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M: Yeah, you're welcome

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You were supposed to do my hair, look how I look like (Hitler is that you?) (Sorry Pewds JK)

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I told you do you want me to do your hair and you say

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F: *Mumbling Talk* M: "Does this hair look like it needs help?"

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Again, you get another chance

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M: Wait, you see?

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F: Yeah, but you have the ability

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*Marzia's suspicious look*

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M: Mmm F: Yeah, I think so -- No wait! No you don't! *gasps* No, it restarts (like every mobile games)

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F: Aww... M: It's okay, it's okay. Now we're going to do it so well.

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*Footage of doing terribly at the game*

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Walks into wall, okay *laughs*

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It is slightly different though isn't it

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Fun Trivia Time! M: I'm so into the game

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M: I'm so into the game

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ARCHERO, where do you think that comes from?

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What do you mean? The word?

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ARCHER + HERO 
(Top 10 anime crossovers)

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Archero

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You can fly beau-- Our postman is coming

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Alright, you keep playing

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The company HABBY

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Is Happy + Hobby

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F: Here we go with some more fun trivia, Marzia

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M:Sure

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*Fails*

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M: Oh. What? 
F: Did you die?

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Okay so we were -- I was correct

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It is a rogue-lite which means it's procedurally generated the way you play it.

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M: I got all of that. 
F: I know these are big words for you, Marzia

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*Laughs*

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So, the fights are unique, basically

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Lots of content for

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With more than 50 species of bosses and over

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200 horrible-- This is how good I am a games. I do promos and I play at the same time

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200 horrible monsters you can play for a long time without even getting bored. Well, I'm not bored yet

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F: I don't know about you, Marzia

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M: No, I like it

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F: What should I get? 
M: Bolt

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Dude, I was gonna pick Bolt

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Don't walk into them!

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M: Don't worry, I got the bolt 
F: Whoa, you got the bolt!

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F: Use the bolt! 
M: Oh :(

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F: Ok, pay
M:Pay, pay, pay

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F:Ok,  yeah
M: Hehehe (like all girlfriends do)

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Yeah

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You might want to try and finish one up there you go you got it

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F: This is my girl, this is my gamer girl right here

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M: *Walks into rocks*
Both: *Kek*

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F: Everyone a round of applause M: Thank you

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F: You beat 16% of players! M: 16!! Ayyyy

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Hey, 16% of gamers you can

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F: Alright. What do we got here? M: Too strong

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F: You can upgrade M: Did they say how far the number one rank has gone?

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whoa

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John Wick

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How far has he gone?

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I'm about to show just how far the number one gamers-

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WOAH

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See this, Marzia, this is where we add really epic music to the edit even though the gameplay-

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Doesn't match it

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M: Poison Touch F: Poison Touch

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Oh okay so I hit them once and they take damage, look

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So now I can just sit here and chill while he dies

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F: That's called gamer strategy. M: Mmmm very brave of you

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"That's very brave of you"? Was that sarcasm?

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*Marry me, Marzia*

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Keeping a distance... and I still got hit

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Jesus Christ

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I actually wanna perform, I just can't

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"Oh, I know all about that," Marzia says

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M: I'm playing now.

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F: No please please

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M: Why? F: Okay okay okay you go

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Are you saying that I'm not good enough to play?

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I actually want to see how far I can go

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So what?

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Are you saying that I can't?

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F: That's not what I said

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M: That's what happened

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Holy crap, you leave me with this hell

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We do one, that's fair

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Alright, we're gonna-- *gasps* boss!

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What does he do? He shoots fireballs. You shoot fireballs like Angel

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M: He's kinda cute! F: He's kinda cute though

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Hit or miss? I shoot the dragon bish, huh?

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I'm disgusting

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Ah!

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Come on come on, come on

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Pulse

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PULSE

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Yeah!

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Lucky Wheel!

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Holy Goly Moley what did we get?

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Great great great, aw damn it

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I will actually play this game unironically,
I like it

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F: What about you, Marzia? 
M: I think it's pretty good.

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Look at the poison doing that work. We we made the right choice with the poison, Marzia, I must say.

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Yess

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Nice. Good job.

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F: No damage 
M: We're going far! 
F: Yeah!

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and beyond

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*gasps* No, I messed up

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New best at least.

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We beat... how many percent?

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100% of gamers

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We beat a hundred percent of gamers.

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We beat a hundred percent of gamers.

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Alright guys download Archero today

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There's a link for iOS in the description or click here to download for Android

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Big thanks to Archero for sponsoring this video but the biggest thanks to Marzia.

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See you next sponsorship, Marzia

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Bye!