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Hey whats up everyone *Clap Clap*

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ITS MEME REVIEW TIME (i'm done )

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and you know what that means

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Time for some below-average entertainment.

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but FIRST

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buh buh buh buh!

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i forgot contact lenses!

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And now I look like my Papii!

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*puts sunglasses*

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that's better

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clap

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CLAP

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NEXT MEME

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Let's get a really good meme in here.

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let's get a really good one

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video: Hamburger

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(im not typing all this out jfc)

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*dying inside intensifies*

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Hamburger.

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hamburger is a meme now everyone.

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It finally happened congratulations to everyone that invested in the hammburger stock market.

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It's finally payoff time

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Cuz Hamburger Is A Meme.

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HAMBURGER.

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steve: I'm going to Mcdonald's

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do you want a Hamburger

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scott:Hamburger

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HHAAMMBBUUR-

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That relatable moment where you're part of the Avengers

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and Thor asks "I'm going to Mcdonald's u want a hamburger?"

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Smash like if you can relate to this video.

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right fricking now

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what flavor you asked?

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HAMBURGER

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this originated from youtube poop?

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who had sonic saying hamburger

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Thank you youtube poop

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HAMBURGER

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My God

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Will this reference be seen in the sonic film? It remains to be seen

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Good sentence Felix

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Thank you

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HAMBURGER

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Why is everyone saying hamburger?

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Has everyone just frickin lost their mind?

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What is frick is happening?

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Millennial humor is so weird
[It's those Gen-Z kids tho]

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Yoda: What if you

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wanted to go to heaven

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but God said

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h a m b u r g e r

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I think this is another existential question

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that we've all asked ourselves at one point or another

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I mean what would you do,
literally what would you do

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I don't know what I would do

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I would just say hamburgers as well probably

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and hope for the best

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hamburgers

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Is that a hamburger?

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That is a hamburger!

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Oh

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Woah

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w o a h

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H A M B U R G E R

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hehehe hamburger

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He said it

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Yayy :)

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haammmBUUURRGG E E R R R R

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hamburger

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What has happened

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We used to have Ugandan Knuckles, god damn it

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Why the frick is hamburger a meme

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It's not even that funny of a food

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I can name at least five other
funny foods at the top of my head

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ʰᵃᵐᵇᵘʳᵍᵉʳ
I can name at least five other
funny foods at the top of my head

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I can name at least five other
funny foods at the top of my head

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Chicken tequila masala

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What the frick kind of name is that

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shootbyooler [idk]

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Oh wow, sounds way funnier

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I love hamburger

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Say it Yoda

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Oh my god, who's gonna say it

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HAM-
it's African

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I'm South African

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I have no accent though cuz I was raised here

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ḧ̵̡̫͙͈͕͓̐̂͑̉̋̿͗͐͒̔͘̕͘ͅa̴̛̛͖̳̯̻̥̤̱̻͑̽̂̇̐̈́̎̂̃̿͒͑͜͠m̵̧̢͕͂̍̀̾͛̾̄̍b̸̢̪̗̰̖̤̳̞̃̐̄̄́̈́̇̕̕ṵ̷͙̪̠̳̦͚̩̤́̽͆̔̎̌̍͘ͅŗ̴̥̻̦̝͓̖͔̟͚̻͚̆̏g̴̯͙̬̜̩̮̯̙̤̯͈̯̺̝̞̋̌e̵̠̦̹͕̫̯̦͚̊̑̽́̀̒r̸̘̘̥̪͍̩̮͚̰͔̳̽̍̇̇̽̀͑́̉̿̿̚

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These compilations

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completely ruin the joke

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because you know exactly what they're gonna say

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At least if you're scrolling through Instagram or whatever

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you don't know exactly what meme it's gonna be

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But you wa- you sit through a compilation and it's like

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I'm just waiting for them to say hamburger

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*exciting music*

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hamburger hamburger ham-

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You know if it didn't say hamburger,

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then I would laugh all right?

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You need to surprise me at least

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Goddamnit Felix, why are you so salty now, huh?

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Why are you being such a ḧ̵̡̫͙͈͕͓̐̂͑̉̋̿͗͐͒̔͘̕͘ͅa̴̛̛͖̳̯̻̥̤̱̻͑̽̂̇̐̈́̎̂̃̿͒͑͜͠m̵̧̢͕͂̍̀̾͛̾̄̍b̸̢̪̗̰̖̤̳̞̃̐̄̄́̈́̇̕̕ṵ̷͙̪̠̳̦͚̩̤́̽͆̔̎̌̍͘ͅŗ̴̥̻̦̝͓̖͔̟͚̻͚̆̏g̴̯͙̬̜̩̮̯̙̤̯͈̯̺̝̞̋̌e̵̠̦̹͕̫̯̦͚̊̑̽́̀̒r̸̘̘̥̪͍̩̮͚̰͔̳̽̍̇̇̽̀͑́̉̿̿̚?

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Because I want to goddamn it

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and you can't stop me

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"Captain!!!"

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"Yeah, yeah?"

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Look...

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Hamburger.

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You see what I mean?

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You know enough of this

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I'll show you some good memes

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*reads meme*

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Now that's funny

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Come on

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Oh you oh I'm sorry you want more hamburger compilation memes?

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Sorry alright sure
[no I really don't]

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I'll give you a hamburger compilation

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HAMBURGER!!!

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*screaming* Hamburger hamburger

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Okay that one was good I did like that one

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Sorry hamburger, I take everything back

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You're so funny

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I love you so much

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Like this, this is a funny meme!

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He's holding it with his ass cheek!

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He's dummy thick

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Alright guys, serious question time

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No more jokes

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No more playing around

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Serious question time okay?

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You ready to answer question you
have three seconds to answer

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Alright, you get either 500 euro

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but you have to delete your Facebook account forever

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Absolute win!

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I'll take it, easy!

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Next one, okay okay

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I realize that one was a little bit easy

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How about this one

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You are very attractive to the opposite sex

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But!

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You are also very attractive to the same sex

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and your skin is green

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*gentle piano*

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*sweeping violins*

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*CHOKING NOISES*
*sweeping violins*

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*sweeping violins*

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Food for thought

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Okay, all right, I realize

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These are a little bit easy questions

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I got a better one for you coming right up

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You only get two seconds to answer this one

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You DIE

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All right?

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You DIE

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BUT

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B U T

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Fortnite dies too

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Goddamn this is so easy

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Just kill me

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You have one second to answer this one

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all right?

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Instagram DIES

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BUT

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Reddit is always in light mode

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No freaking dude look [wat]

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My eyes will die

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These are so sh-

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Can I get one funny meme this week

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Jesus Christ

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All right here we go

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~Bowling alley memes~

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You heard about these?

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You've heard about bowling alley
memes?

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Remember you were bowling as a kid

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and the animation what we may more fun
than the actual game

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*reads meme*

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*reads meme*

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Now this is a good meme

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Thank you Lord thank the Lord Almighty

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*reads meme*

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Legit I would have more fun looking at the goddamn screen than playing bowling

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Who likes bowling anyway [I think it's alright]

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Alright let's get another good meme in
here

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*reads tweet*

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*unintelligable screaming*

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You think you're thunny [funny]

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with your little jokes?

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You're not funny

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You're gay [maybe like happy]

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and I mean that in the best way possible

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Brofist if you're gay too

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*reads meme*

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I kinda- I don't know about you guys,

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but I kinda wanna go bowling now

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I kind of bowling

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Yes, that's it!

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Smash like if this is completely freaking accurate

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*reads meme*

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Who made these, that's a good point actually

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If you're a bowling alley 3d model design creator,

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hit me up in the comments with the likes

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just so I know if you're there

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*reads meme*

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That relatable moment

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Even this joke

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The novelty wears off pretty quickly, doesn't it

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*reads meme*

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♪ Sweet dreams are made of these ♪

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♪ Who am I ♪

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♪ to piss on me ♪

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I changed the lyrics just so they can't copy strike it

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It's fine

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It's called innovation

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Learn what it is

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UMG [idk what this means]

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*reads meme*

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Wait wait wait

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Click loop

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and then play, there it is

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This is humor all right? You stupid Millennials [stahp]

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You stinky Millennials [I feel attacked]

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with your silly dummy dumb humor
[maybe I won't sub your videos anymore]

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This is humor, all right?

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I don't care about obscure h a m b u r g e r

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All right, what do we got

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Daaaaaamn

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Alright do we get to see the strike?

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There it is :D

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♪ *singing something *♪

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That's it.

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Ten out of ten

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Bowl play bowling [what]

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never again

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lightskinnedmonte posted this clip

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on Instagram

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OH

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A RAT!

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There's a rat

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Mother f-ing rat

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Hood N-words when they see a rat

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I think we can all relate

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Ohhhh

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what's he gonna do now

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I take everything
back

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goddamnit oh damn eight oh no no stop
hamburgers stop the goddamn hamburgers

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and we want to see another hamburger
meaning my goddamn lie okay oh hey is it

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gonna mine it it's gonna dare ahead hey
come on some of these are good I'll have

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it to you guys your little editors with
your little Andes

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you think you're so good Oh a very sexy
man that Ricardo okay that's good

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absolute win this has been the last meme
review ever I sorry I forgot to tell you

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guys but it's over I'm Mary ham and I'm
just canceling all the shows I'm sick of

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it I want none of it anymore and I see
you never again spying what you never

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played super simulator you know it's fun
right I'm not supposed to give my

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opinion but give it a try and then you
can tell me if it's good or not not

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convinced yet okay I'll cut you a deal
the game is available for free and

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that's a great price