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brrra

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brRrRrRa

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*explosion*

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Welcome to Youtube's favorite show

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Skratta duUuUu

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förlorar du Mannen

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maAnNEn!!

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MAANNEN

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cameraman: you stupid

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kid: no I'm not

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cameraman: whats 9+10?

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LEBRON JA-

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LEBRON JAAAAA

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*inhale*

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Lebron jahahmes

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so far, have not laughed (ZERO DEATHS)(Totally not true but eh)

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How bout you? leave a sp - s - like down in the comments.

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so I can know if you liked or laughed.

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Straight guy, James Charles (old tea, new taste.)

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What's the matter?

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Scared you might like it?

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subscribe to hannah kim levy

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(This isn't funny I am laughing at my reflection) (Why is it funny?)

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Oh that was hard I almost laughed at that one.

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*mumbles* the f*ck (FRICK) happened to this show?

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Big man Tom: hOW YOU DOIN INSTAGRAM IT'S BIG TIME TOMMY

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HERE'S MY THOUGHT O' THE DAY

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LIVE THE BEST LIFE YOU CAN (if you have one)

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Thank you, thank you so much *cries in Gucci*

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(trippin') How is this real??//??

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Need some frickin' sUNSCREEN TOMMY

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Haters will hate always

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That's what they do :')

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They hate.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

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They hate themselves

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tHeY haTE tHemSelVes (damn Tom u hit pewds in the feels)

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h e y w a s s u p

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Instagram (ad) it's your boy Tommy T

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(That's a big cigar)

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How ya doin' Instagram it's Big Time Tommy

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*Laughs in not laughing/tots not laughing*

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Something to remember, something to carry you through this day, so far no skratta du.

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I gotta say, so far no skratta. Isn't that right Felix?

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(just had a skratta- STILL ZERO DEATHS)

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GOT EM

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what is this?

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Austrailia

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I love you Henry, that's nice.

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*still not laughing. Not skratta*

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*What does Cyka Blyat mean*

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*Little skratta*

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They still want- they're not gonna settle down until I give them Major, I guess. I can't do that.

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Well played Australia, well played, that was beautiful.

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Here, this is for you.

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Me?

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Nonono for him

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Oh him?

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*Why is Felix laughing so hard, its not that funny?*

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(omg ikkk)

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GOT EM

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I love that, you're out with your girl; [and] she accepts a rose from a random stranger.

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No, it's for you.

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Brofist, that's epic.

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That's a gamer moment.

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(we love sonic pr0n)

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(It sounds kinda like a human/cow mooing at a scared child?)

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(I really don't know what's happening.)

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I think we can all relate, I think we've all been there.

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No judgement passed from this guy at least.

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IS DAT SONIC???

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BELLE DELPHINE SONIC?

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ok.. ok.. ok.... i'm not hating!

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i'm not hating...

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*flips skateboard*

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WOOOOOAH!

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(;-;  reminds me of Slippy)

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WOOOOAAAAAAHH!

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Holy s*it it's like airbug

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but instead of a dog it's a tOAd

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and instead of bASkETBaLL

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its SKAtboaRdiNG

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wat da hell man

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the frog is more skate-cllah than I ever will

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it's like the new tony

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*tony hawk more like tony--

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.................................

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frAAhG

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*cuts to credits but not really*

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hey more James Charles memes everyone
"James Charles trying to seduce straight

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men into hooking up with him"

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vid: pLEaSe

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nO cHOwDER

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prETTy plEEEEZ?

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WAT THE--

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*pewds chuckles*

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oh god...

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anime girls smiling with their eyes
closed are so cute

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hey look it's Poppy Gloria (uwu)

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she is so adorable

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too bad she's living on the

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streets now thanks to you guys and your
cancel c*nt culture. Disgusting

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*music*

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oh stop

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stOOOp

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sTOP

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you ain't cute
okay, you ain't cute and no one think

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you cute no no no you look stupid

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*music resumes* (she trying too hard)

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wat is dis?

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heh heh heh heh

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*pewds chuckles*

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I leave TikTok for a week and this is
what you come up with?

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oh my god

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oh my god

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what has happen-

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what has happening

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AAHHH

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ah thank God it's over
*pewds laughs*

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dan't nah f*cking stay around my house all day

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go teh f*ck, go

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go find
a f*cking job

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ya fu*kin sausage roll lookin' tw--*bleeped*

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noo-oooo

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oh heh ooooo

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don't hurt himmm

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poor thang stAAAP that

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he can't hAAALLLp it

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fat dog can't even get a job

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what is this?

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I've got three tens which

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is thirty and five ones
so that is 30
plus 5

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12 is one 10--

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heh heh

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you know people did the

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teachers did this in school like this is
so much easier if you do it like this

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and it's just the most elaborate thing
to ever remember that no one's ever

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gonna use as well
okay so that's step one

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why's there a dog crying in the background? "now draw a large box"
she's teaching a dog how to do math?

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*laughs very loudly at his joke*

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okay and on this box we're gonna put
both of our expanded number--

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oh my god

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waman: so on the top, I'm gonna put 30
plus 5

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and you know the teacher forces you to use his
method too like if you didn't show that

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you did her method in the test you
wouldn't get like the grade or whatever

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and on the side I'm gonna put 10+2

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where your plus signs are I want you to draw a line

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through the middle

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pewds: oh my god

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waman: and down it and then in the very corner--

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how long does this go

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--a big multiplication sign

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starting with our very first number on the top

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pewds: thirty-five times twelve you take(x3)

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you take thirty times ten... no wait..

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how would I do this
now you take 35 times ten and then you

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you plus seventy...
three hundred fifty... plus seventy

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it's 420 (pewds is a math genius!!! 👏👏)

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four twENtAYYYY

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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*explosion*

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*knocking sound*
*loud clash*

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pewds: NOOO

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*video repeats*

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nOOO

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you can't snap your fingers
inside your mouth

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*pewds tries lol*

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*succeeds once*

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AHhhh!

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you already did this in the video getting old....

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VIDEO: ah oh you f*cking
 you won't do it (x2)

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lemme just go like this and see if..
if it connects to thaa--

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*screams*

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PEWDS: Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus
hahahaha

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*clip repeats*

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a millimeter away actually let me just
make go ahead and make sure the--AAHHH so

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I was playing Minecraft and trying to
build a house and I forgotten that I had

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Nicolas Cage texture pack then it
started raining and I freakin screamed

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hey hey hey hey

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I would die for you!

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AWWWWWW

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you awww you lose, and I guess I just lost

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VIDEO: somebody help him like why you f*cking recording?

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B*tch cause I don't work here (in background: exACtlY)
YOU work here
Help 'em!

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the f*ck you mean?
dumbass

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VIDEO: somebody help him like why you f*cking recording
 
B*tch I don't work here (in background: exACtlY)
YOU work here
Help 'em!

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the f*ck you mean?
dumbass

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dUMMY

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PEWDS: so much nicer to see people have empathy
and caring for each other, helping each other

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*in another language*

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(So how ya'll doing? doing good ya know :3 this clip is really cool uwu)

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Pewds: What?

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oh my god what is...
what is that?!?

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how does that even wORk!?

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*startling noise*
WOAH

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they're summoning the jeans from the
nebLAH RROOOO

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OH MY GOD

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*electrical buzzing*

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OHHHHHHH OH!

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*sounds like creepy chanting* (they're summoning the jeans!)

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OH. MY. GOD!

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Take off your jeans right nOW
you could be possESSed!

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is it weird that I kind of want to lay in front of that laser?
and just become jeans (YOU'LL JUST GET BURNED)

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Can you imagine how awesome that would be?
That you can be your jeans. (this should seriously be a pewdiepie quote)

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PewDiePie jeans...

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Random guy: Oh shi*iiit

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Pewds: What is this clip

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It's everywhere

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*block breaks*

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*throws shoe*

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stAAAAp
ah goddammit

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I don't want to alarm you, but--

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*phone alarm goes off*

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goddamn it memes are so bad right now, we
need a good meme guys please it's just

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please anything but this

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say at least that I can appreciate

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a funny creative edit

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Welcome to Arby's would you like to try one of our 
*incoherent*
today?

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*too mixed up to understand*

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BRAH

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*all laugh*

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Da fuk--

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Pewds: HA

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Just ask for a water.

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That'll be it.

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*Pewds laughing*

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Pewds: alrighty water coming right up
they should have all said in unison that

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would have been so great

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I don't know what I'm doing

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*All Screaming (and swearing)* (yo is RDJ ok??)

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WAT DA FUK
AHHHHHH!

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Pewds: oh god that's great all right they
picked up a bit, they picked up a bit

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I may have been skratting just a little
bit (nah u did, A LOT but like ZERO DEATHS)

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Whaa-huh is this?

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HAMBURGER

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STAAP GODDAMMIT

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sTOP with a hamBURGeR please

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*prays* please!
I need a good 👏Meme Review👏
no hamburger please i can't do it

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AH

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So, that's another episode of
skrattar du förlorar du

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hope you guys had fun

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I said I hope you
guys had

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fUN

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Roll the outro !

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(Brad-Madlad-Moment.mp3)

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(BUT CAN YOU DO THIS???)