WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.200 Dlive is a livestreaming platform 00:00:02.340 --> 00:00:06.260 created to empower creators and reward viewers 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:07.520 tHAT'S YOU 00:00:07.520 --> 00:00:10.200 I've been streaming on dlive for a month now 00:00:10.200 --> 00:00:12.500 and its been absolutely fantastic 00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:14.500 Everyone in the community has been so welcoming 00:00:14.740 --> 00:00:16.420 'okay, alright alright' 00:00:16.420 --> 00:00:18.880 It's been nothing but smiles and laughs 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:22.900 I love how everyone in the community is so excited about the platform 00:00:22.900 --> 00:00:28.000 and getting other people into it as well so i definitely recommend that you're streaming on dlive 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:30.020 Now for you, the viewer 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:33.380 dlive is rewarding you more than ever before baby 00:00:33.480 --> 00:00:36.920 Other platforms, pshh, they just spam a bunch of ads 00:00:37.480 --> 00:00:38.680 Very anti-viewer 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:42.100 dlive, completely opposite, very welcome viewer 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:45.020 dlive rewards you simply for watching 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:48.500 Simply for chatting, simply for supporting streamers 00:00:49.380 --> 00:00:52.420 dlive is launching a brand new treasure chest 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:54.460 Now how does this treasure chest work you might ask? 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:57.880 The more viewers engage, chat and donate 00:00:57.880 --> 00:01:00.120 the faster you will unlock the chest 00:01:00.120 --> 00:01:02.480 and the faster that chest gets burst baby 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:04.120 the more viewers will be rewarded 00:01:04.780 --> 00:01:07.900 To show my appreciation, my deep and utmost... 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:09.660 Love <3 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:11.420 I'll be streaming on May 18th 00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:13.620 And let's burst some chests baby 00:01:13.620 --> 00:01:16.100 This is during the dlive Super fans festival 00:01:16.460 --> 00:01:17.900 To celebrate you guys 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:21.100 Download the dlive app now, and I'll see you guys on May 18th 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:23.200 I think it's been really fun to, 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:24.720 engage live with you guys 00:01:24.740 --> 00:01:28.100 It's bringing in a whole new perspective and idea so 00:01:28.100 --> 00:01:30.240 Thanks for everyone that joined me so far 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:32.120 Now lets just get on with the video 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:38.880 i broke my balls 00:01:43.160 --> 00:01:44.680 That's right everyone 00:01:44.680 --> 00:01:46.820 It's time for me to finally come clean 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:51.180 and share one of my most embarrassing stories of my life 00:01:51.180 --> 00:01:52.800 And you might think to yourself 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:55.160 'oh i broken my balls too' 00:01:55.160 --> 00:01:59.140 'it really hurts when you smash them ohhh i got kicked in my balls ' 00:01:59.160 --> 00:02:00.120 thats NOTHING 00:02:00.320 --> 00:02:01.200 tHAS NOTHING 00:02:02.660 --> 00:02:03.160 sorry 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:06.380 Now technically i didn't break my balls 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:09.400 I just need the titles to be consistent 00:02:09.860 --> 00:02:12.680 But lemme tell you what happened, and it might change your mind 00:02:12.700 --> 00:02:13.860 it might make you go 00:02:13.860 --> 00:02:14.360 oOF 00:02:14.540 --> 00:02:17.960 I don't know what pain is, what that man experienced, that was pain 00:02:18.320 --> 00:02:20.160 He didn't just break his ass 00:02:20.540 --> 00:02:22.240 He also broke his balls 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:23.560 and he broke my heart 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:25.720 by listening to this story 00:02:26.200 --> 00:02:28.480 so lets just jump into it 00:02:29.020 --> 00:02:30.140 I was 14 years old 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:31.560 and i woke up 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:34.580 and did what anyone that has balls do when they wake up 00:02:36.220 --> 00:02:37.900 you look- You look at them 00:02:38.660 --> 00:02:41.140 I looked down at my balls and i noticed 00:02:41.540 --> 00:02:42.040 hMM 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:43.740 'that's a bit weird' 00:02:43.740 --> 00:02:45.400 the other one is like three times 00:02:45.660 --> 00:02:46.780 four times maybe 00:02:46.780 --> 00:02:48.440 larger than the other one 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:51.280 'hmm that's a bit weird' 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:52.240 But of course 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.280 i didn't think about it more than that 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:55.120 Why should I? 00:02:55.200 --> 00:02:56.880 But then as the day went on 00:02:57.420 --> 00:03:00.380 It was sort of lingering in the back of my mind 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:03.740 'you know what, maybe it isn't supposed to be so much bigger' 00:03:03.740 --> 00:03:05.700 'has it always been that much bigger?' 00:03:05.700 --> 00:03:07.420 'Maybe i just never noticed' 00:03:07.420 --> 00:03:11.000 Maybe im- just some girls have different proportionate boobies 00:03:11.340 --> 00:03:14.300 Maybe I'm a disproportionate ball kinda guy 00:03:15.440 --> 00:03:17.520 Its not great news 00:03:17.620 --> 00:03:20.260 Its not what you wanna wake up realising 00:03:20.260 --> 00:03:21.680 but that's what i thought at least 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:22.180 But then 00:03:22.380 --> 00:03:25.500 After a while I realized I need to confront this. 00:03:25.500 --> 00:03:26.860 This is not normal. 00:03:26.860 --> 00:03:27.620 Okay. 00:03:27.620 --> 00:03:31.740 So I did what any person would have done if there's something wrong with your balls: 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.940 You show them to your dad. 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:37.720 And obviously that's very humiliating already. 00:03:37.720 --> 00:03:39.660 You don't want to show your balls to your dad. 00:03:39.660 --> 00:03:41.360 At least I don't, okay? 00:03:41.580 --> 00:03:45.780 I think the only context you're allowed to show your balls to your dad is... 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:47.700 in the sauna. 00:03:48.200 --> 00:03:48.880 And... 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:52.280 No, I think that's it. That's the only context. 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:55.200 Or if your ball is bigger than the other one, of course. 00:03:55.210 --> 00:03:57.720 So I showed my– I was freaking out, okay? 00:03:57.720 --> 00:04:01.280 I was super worried about what was wrong with me. 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:05.200 You know worst possible scenarios is running in your head. 00:04:05.780 --> 00:04:12.300 Not like oh do I have cancer or Oh, am I good something really bad happened. It was oh my god 00:04:12.310 --> 00:04:16.269 Am I gonna live with this proportion that balls my entire life? I was freaking out 00:04:16.329 --> 00:04:18.549 I showed my balls to my dad and he you know 00:04:18.549 --> 00:04:22.839 Whenever you're worried about something the most reassuring thing that you can 00:04:23.090 --> 00:04:26.560 Get back from someone is obviously when they make this face 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:33.460 Hey, Dad, can you please look at my balls please? And make sure it's nothing bad, right? 00:04:35.330 --> 00:04:40.900 I'll never forget that face worse than any disappointment realize my camera isn't really focused 00:04:40.900 --> 00:04:43.540 So obviously he didn't think it was fine 00:04:44.450 --> 00:04:46.450 What am I sharing this? 00:04:46.580 --> 00:04:50.019 so we we booked an appointment with the doctor and 00:04:50.630 --> 00:04:55.089 I think they let us in pretty quickly. I don't know if that's health care in Sweden 00:04:55.090 --> 00:04:59.290 It's good or if they thought oh like oh, that's not that's really bad 00:04:59.290 --> 00:05:01.929 Well, we'll need to get this guy into the hospital 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:05.470 But I remember this hospital visit unfortunately 00:05:05.470 --> 00:05:12.760 Very very very clearly because it was painful a very painful experience. I basically had to 00:05:13.669 --> 00:05:14.979 Go into this room 00:05:14.979 --> 00:05:18.099 And I remembered so clearly they had like brown 00:05:18.350 --> 00:05:22.209 Tiles and white walls just like hard surfaces everywhere 00:05:22.250 --> 00:05:26.500 And there was this bed in the middle of the room that it wasn't really, you know 00:05:26.500 --> 00:05:33.040 Like those hospital beds then you lay down on kind of like this just imagine 14 or all mean like this. Okay 00:05:36.979 --> 00:05:38.979 I'm laying down like this 00:05:45.070 --> 00:05:46.290 I'm freaking out 00:05:46.290 --> 00:05:50.339 my dad is sitting next to me and in comes this doctor and 00:05:50.830 --> 00:05:56.490 The thing is like that what really bothers me about these things is that no one tells you what the courtesy is 00:05:57.610 --> 00:06:01.379 You know in school they teach you about math. They teach you by a history 00:06:01.380 --> 00:06:04.529 They teach you about science all these completely useless things 00:06:04.840 --> 00:06:09.360 But no one teaches you what to do when you have to present your balls to a doctor 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:09.990 All right 00:06:09.990 --> 00:06:16.469 here's a question that no one teaches you in school when you're supposed to present your balls to someone do you give them the 00:06:16.630 --> 00:06:17.890 courtesy of 00:06:17.890 --> 00:06:19.890 lifting up your song 00:06:27.670 --> 00:06:29.640 It would make sense, right 00:06:29.640 --> 00:06:35.999 I remember going I remember God watch my sharing that and hidden the doctor just going on 00:06:36.280 --> 00:06:40.950 Put that away. Let me get in there. So he started croaking. I'm alone 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:46.710 And obviously that's not a very good feeling. I'm already humiliated and I had this guy just going 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:50.040 Treating my boss like it's some sort of 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:54.300 Thing that you poke I don't know what kind of things do you poke? 00:06:54.300 --> 00:06:58.259 But he wasn't sure I guess he really wanted to make sure it wasn't something really bad 00:06:58.260 --> 00:07:03.869 So he wanted some expertise his help and I'm pretty sure he knew it was fine 00:07:03.870 --> 00:07:07.890 Okay, because I'm pretty sure he just wanted to humiliate me even farther 00:07:07.890 --> 00:07:13.439 so not just two more doctors came in three more doctors came in and one of them happened to be a very 00:07:13.900 --> 00:07:14.830 attractive lady 00:07:14.830 --> 00:07:20.969 which is like the worst thing you could ever have to someone just poking or just looking I would rather like she poked and just 00:07:20.970 --> 00:07:28.380 Looked so there I was in this cold room with my dad next to me and I assumed they was equally painful for him 00:07:29.860 --> 00:07:33.479 Just think doctors poking away now they concluded 00:07:33.550 --> 00:07:38.880 Okay, we need to get the Bulls and so I got an appointment about a week later again 00:07:39.460 --> 00:07:44.969 Same dilemma this time. I was alone. My dad wasn't with me. I wish it was honestly for the better 00:07:45.130 --> 00:07:48.510 There was no doctor in the room when I was sent in there as well 00:07:48.640 --> 00:07:53.309 So and I know he's gonna check out my balls. So again, no one teaches in this school 00:07:53.309 --> 00:07:58.379 Am I supposed to just take off my pants and wait for him pay less and be like, hey, I'm ready doctor 00:07:59.139 --> 00:08:03.958 Or do I wait to take off my pants? I took off my pants and I realized that's really weird 00:08:04.659 --> 00:08:10.949 Can you imagine just coming in and some oh, hey doctor. I'm ready poked away this time 00:08:10.949 --> 00:08:13.978 They just used some sort of scanner. I don't know exactly what it was 00:08:13.979 --> 00:08:16.498 It wasn't that it wasn't painful at all this time 00:08:16.499 --> 00:08:20.819 Maybe it's one of those experiences that once you've done it once it's not that bad. I 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:26.219 Like to think of it that way at least link what doesn't kill you make you stronger 00:08:26.430 --> 00:08:29.159 at least now if someone needs to inspect my balls, I 00:08:29.740 --> 00:08:36.599 Can I can do it proudly, but they concluded it was just my blood vessel in my balls 00:08:37.300 --> 00:08:40.229 Had expanded dad-like became larger 00:08:41.469 --> 00:08:47.939 So that was it. That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:53.490 Nobody baby boy now. I want the moral of this story to be 00:08:54.339 --> 00:09:00.388 You know, this is obviously a very embarrassing experience, but I also consider myself very lucky to have balls 00:09:00.389 --> 00:09:04.198 I think anyone that I have balls feel very privileged to have them 00:09:05.649 --> 00:09:09.869 Not that then I'm not discriminating against anyone without balls. Just let that be clear 00:09:09.970 --> 00:09:15.089 I'm just saying I'm very happy to have my balls. What was the point of this video? I'm very lucky to have balls 00:09:15.220 --> 00:09:20.819 I'm very lucky to have my point. I'm very lucky to be healthy, but I'm not discriminating against anyone 00:09:21.370 --> 00:09:29.039 okay, and also as some painful and embarrassing this experience once it's something that I can look back at and laugh at and 00:09:29.040 --> 00:09:30.610 Not just cringe into oblivion 00:09:30.610 --> 00:09:35.849 So if you have any issues with your balls go and get your balls checked go show your balls to your dad 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:42.269 Anything you got to do just do it because it's better to find out, you know, I was lucky that it was nothing 00:09:42.300 --> 00:09:47.620 But it's better to find out these things sooner and if there's any message I want to send out there it is 00:09:48.300 --> 00:09:54.440 That just that show your balls to your dad. That's really the only message of this video and I really hope this helps people 00:09:54.449 --> 00:09:56.449 I'm doing this so I can help other people 00:09:57.040 --> 00:10:02.200 I've actually had my balls checked three times, which is three times too many 00:10:08.860 --> 00:10:10.860 No, four times 00:10:13.029 --> 00:10:16.619 Why does these things happen to me? Was breaking my ass not enough 00:10:16.620 --> 00:10:21.690 I think I shared enough about this experience. But I do feel better. I gotta say this is very therapetic 00:10:22.209 --> 00:10:25.439 "Thearapeutic" for me. Thank you for listening and I see you next time 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:32.220 That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average 00:10:33.620 --> 00:10:45.340 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:48.560 What you never played toupper simulator 00:10:50.040 --> 00:10:54.200 You know, it's fun right? I'm not supposed to give my opinion 00:10:55.170 --> 00:11:02.840 But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not. Not convinced yet? Okay, I'll cut you a deal 00:11:03.410 --> 00:11:07.250 The game is available for free and that's a great price.