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MEME REVIEW BABY

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Welcome everyone to meme review

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Yeah, im a gamer.

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(strugles) cheat on my wife. (poor Marzia)

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I'm sure everybody has already heard

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And I know, it devastated me

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It shshhhhh shook me to my core

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ProJared cheated on his wife?! (GASP?)

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What The Frick dude

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I used to love his Nintendo review

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WhAT?

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The man that looks exactly like the guy from lost

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Cheated on his wi, WHAT unbelievelble!

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So the wife uuuuh, apparently spared no

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she didnt held back...

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(Gives up because of the failure, twice)

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Saying  (quote on screen (blurred is fricking))

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Felix: "I have proof, I have evidence and hes gonna DIE"

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Even going after

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the person he cheated with

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Jesus Christ

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okay (okay?)

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And everything just happened at once then.

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pictures of.

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you know what i dont wanna get into the details

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That's for PEW NEWS (the most News News show)

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♪ Pewnews intro starts       ♪

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I think what's important here, is the memes

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okay? (okidoki)

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I don't really care about anything else right now

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I just wanna go Haha

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Thank god i'm not the one in the controversy today

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(3 weeks cmon we can make it)

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Haha look at that guy, he messed up

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you know when you messed up

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when Dsp out of all people drags you on twitter

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(Can someone tell me who dsp is in the comments cause im cluelless?)

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Projarad: Yes,

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I shouldn't have cheated

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and i'm okay with that

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And that's why my final rating for this (pews giggle)

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Is a broken marriage/10

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ooohoohohohohoho ( oh hey santa)

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So if you'll excuse me

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I need to delete some pictures of myself playing naked

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uuuuhwwwwwwww

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Felix: you didn't delete the..

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ProJarad: unless you wanna see em?

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Felix: Noooooooooo

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DELETE THEM

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DELETE THEM PROJARAD PLEASE

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Felix repeating:That's why I rate this broken marriage/10

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God damn it Projared, He was leaving this hint all along!

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Why did we not listen to him?

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WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

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His most viewed video,

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How to make slender not scary

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^^

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What?!

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Even ProJared's on mods joined in

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In the Slaughtering that has been Projared

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(He says the memes,)

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(So i kinda dont know what to do)

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(I guess just fill space)

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(mmm well ill just wait till Felix says something)

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Felix: Oh its Gamer time (back to business)

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I think what's funny about this is how JohnTron

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You know the guy that was kicked out of their collective group

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For uhh saying things, i don't know exactly what he said

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But BAD THINGS he said BAD THINGS

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(felix is saying the meme again)

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(So there is more empty space huh)

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Felix: I guess he got the last laugh

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ProJared loosing hundreds..

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Hundred thousand subscribers in just one day

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Just after hitting a million subs

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(Felix: reading the meme again)

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(SO MUCH EMPTY SPACE)

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I used to watch his videos back in the day

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Maybe like 4 or 3 years ago or something

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They are not bad videos

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I don't really care (suuure Felix)

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I just want the ( ̶M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶) Memes

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Look he looks just like him!

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HAhahaha

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I like the fact that.. Whatever.. Go to any picture

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Loading dialog.exe

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On his instagram

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It's all clowns. It's just clowns

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Yall got Clowned on

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You unlocked clown outfit

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Woaahie

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Now it's worth mentioning

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We haven't fully heard Jared's side of his story

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And a lot of things are bothering me about this whole thing

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There is a lot of puzzle pieces that dont make sence to me

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I don't think both parties are completely blameless here

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But thats for Poppy Gloria to decide

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In her video, thats probably coming up tommorow

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♪ Pew News intro ♪

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Moving on ProJared gets a broken marriage/10

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