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I have one question and one question only

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What is your favorite block in Minecraft?

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"What's.. what is your favorite block in Minecraft??"

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*intro time*

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That's right everybody!

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Cringe Tuesdays is here (on a Wednesday...)

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and it's here to STAY

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Today, we're focusing on Minecon

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MiNeCrAfT KiDs are sO criNGEY

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I get it. Alright?

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First of all, full disclaimer:

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All kids are cringy

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I've been cringy

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I'm 30 and I AM still cringy

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But that doesn't mean I can still laugh at kids goddamnit *laughs-*

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THAt is nOT-

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That is not gonna stop me from laughing in socially inept children. Okay?

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I genuinely love these clips

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They bring me joy

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And I want to experience them;

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Even though I probably haven't seen all of them... MULTIPLE TIMES *wheeze-*

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"Awkward moments at Minecon 2015"

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DanTDM: Okay, one more let's go for it.

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Pewds: I love this one-

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*Inaudible gibberish*

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*Excuse me what???---*

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*inaudible gibberish*

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yES-- *giggles*

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The patience dipped in gold.

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Well, how do you respond to something like that? You're standing on stage

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Pewds: They can't ask you this question- What do you do?

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*Video repeats*

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*oF COURSE i wOUld'nt understand to that--*

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Pewds: He's casting a spell on Dan!

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That's what's really happening here.

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It's cute! *BACKHAND CLAPS* It's *BACKHAND CLAPS* cute, aight?

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It's not-- cringe if it's cute.

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....

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Wait, the point is to be cringe-

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Well, whatever!- *Plays video*

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"How much money do you have?"

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*Crowd laughter, boi why that question is ur mom a gold digger?-*

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*Mimics-* h ow mu ch m ONEy do y ou h AVE???---

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...

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GOT EM

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"How many of you have autism and if so: Has it helped you in your modding career?"

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*Awkward crowd*

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*WHAT ARE YOU RECORDING FOR????-*

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*Inaudible voices*

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Cringe kid: ANd DOnt EVerYOne SpEAk UP aT OnCE
DanTDM: That's a very personal thing to ask them

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*Seriously, why---*

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"I think we are going to refuse that question, I think"

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Kid who asks: oookay then

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"Yeah... I'm afraid we have to pass on that one. Sorry."

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Well done.

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Well--

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Well---- Good job deescalating...

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...a silly question from a child Antivaxxer

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Good job- hehue!- Is it really THAT hard?

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Jesus Christ

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*Inaudible voices*

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"Um... I was wondering um.."
Pewds: Superkai---

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"What's the wh-ecommended amount of dedicated wham (RAM) I should have to serv-"

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Superkaaii--

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What is superkai doing today?

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That's all I wanna know. What is Superkai doing??

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I just love how it seems like he shocked himself with the question after he asks it--

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How much dedicated Wham?????

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"Dedicated wham I should have serv-"

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s Erve r--

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err--

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Nnn-- SUPERKAII---

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"I'm sorry, could you please repeat your question?"

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"Dedicated wAAAAAAAm to a server"

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*Inaudible voices*

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*Why am I here*

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DEDICATED WAAM, IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!!-

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"Did fans really holds you hostage in room 208 yesterday??"

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*Excuse me what?----*

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Skydoesminecraft: What

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AAHAHAHA-

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"Uhhm... Would you like to join *stutters* my-- my dad's minecraft--"

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"Minecraft server's MineForgeBat?"

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"I've got business cards here, if would you like to join"

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"Join--- join his Minecraft-- what?"

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"Minecraft-- uhhm..."

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"MineForgeCraft.com"

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"Oh MineForgebat"

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"He's had it up a few years I think now"

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Pewds: Awwwww
"He's had it up, a few years I think now"

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He's got really good stats, and I was wondering if you would like...

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I'LL JOIN--- I'LL GLADLY JOIN!! *slapping hands*

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"I'm having a hard time hearing what you said but the--"
Pewds: OH MY GOD!!

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Just say yes and move on?! My God?!!

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Please?!--

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I feel like you are doing equally bad job here!

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"Why do you do... what you do...like..."

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"Why do you..."

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"Do these mod packs for..."

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"thousands of people to watch like..."

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"What's your purpose in doing that?"
Pewds: *Losing it-* AAH--

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This kid's just bringing philosophy into Minecon. (True, dat deepness)

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What is the purpose of what you do? What is it? (Philosophy is at it's best in Minecon...)

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What is the meaning behind it? (you can say the same about life)

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What is the purpose behind...

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...These Minecraft pack mods?

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Oh God. It's beautiful, I haven't--

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I haven't had the stomach to sit through one of these before

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"What do you have to like further improve the mobs like?" (I think he needs vocal Grammarly)

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"I'm sorry?"

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"Like what are you doing to further improve the mobs?" (English essay alert)

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"How we program them?"

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"Like what... what are any movements or anything are being added into the game?"

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"I'm sorry I don't understand"

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"I don't the speaker set up is good here, um...."

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(The moment of silence has occurred..)

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"Sorry :("

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OH MY GOD! x2 (Ikr?)

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I really-- this is-- the kids are not the problem.

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The kids are just being kids! It's the panellists! (agreed)

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Oh my God..

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What are you doing to help increase it?--

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We're gonna make them faster--

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We're gonna make them stronger and we're gonna make them look better

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Jesus Christ. Just say anything do it instead of--

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...nO.

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"What do I do to uhmm.. "

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"Fix my uhm.."

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"Map. I was using Web powered frames--"
Pewds: AAHAAAHHHH

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Look at the face of this d uu u de--

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Look at the dropping--

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Oooohohoho---- ahahaha!---

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*Wheeze* ahahaha-

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Oh G o d---

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Strength.... sweet strength is just flowing through my body, t HE c RIngE--

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Just surges through my blood veins and vessel

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And I feel more powerful and weak at the same time

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Ah~~

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(WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE)

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Excuse me for interrupting this video

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Pfft, you're browsing internet unprotected?? (Y ep)

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pFFT-- You don't have a VPN...

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...Even though Article 13 passed, and it's a worldwide issue that you need to somehow get BY through with????

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Well, don't worry..

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I'm here to help *KABOOSH--*

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Don't worry, baby

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$2.99 for 36 Months...

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And you get an extra month if you use PewDiePie

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(Oh sweet, thanks)

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VPN helps you BROWSE SAFELY on the Internet... (or you could watch Bish lasagna in India)

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If you're traveling using public Wi-Fi...

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your risk-- easily getting hackerd dackerd

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But nO!--

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VPN will solve that problem

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I also on a personal level...

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I'm really glad that there are actually programs now

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That the world seems to become more and more restricted

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By dummy dumb rules!

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That are dummy dumb! (and Dumb)

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Easy way to get past it... use a VPN

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It's nice simple easy and smooth.

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Just like my-- ... (oh heck no demonization)

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You're welcome, broskis~ Keep watching video now

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"Where did the name SkythekidRS and Ihascupquake come from cuz I know Jordan and..."

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"*sad sigh*"

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[Classic Pewds laugh]

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When you realize, mid-sentence...

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That you don't really give a (nope)--- *chuckles*

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About the question.

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I already get the question--- Goddamn it-- (Yep-)

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"There you go buddy" 
"I have one question"

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"Can you sign this?"

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*Crowd laughter-*

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"ME?-"

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"All of you!-"

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"That's your question????----"

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Oh my God-

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I can relate to this so much--

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It was the same one we did our panel and everyones like--

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"CAN I HAVE A HUUG???-" And it's like--

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That's nOT A QUESTION!!! [That audio clipping tho]

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I mean, technically IT IS, but nO--

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*WARNING: LOUD NOISE COMING-*

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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(rip yer ears eh?-)

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*wheezes-* I was not ready for that-- ahahahaha--- (none of us were)

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"Okay! Now here's an epic CaptainSparkle backflip!"

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*LOUD NOISE INCOMING AGAIN----*

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Pewds: aaaaaHHHHH-----

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S t o p plee a se--- ;;w;;"

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"What do you think will happen with the YouTuber community, when the uhh"

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"...Minecraft will die? Or it's going to be over?"
(Don't even--)  (that will never happen)

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Plot twist: Minecraft never dies (truth)

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He knew all the long--

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"You have sort of like plans on how to stop sort of like corporate creep getting into Moyang---" (Oh?----)

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Pewds: AAAAHAHAHAH-- *Wheeze--*

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Ahhh-- That's the funny one-- Phahahaha!

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Some of these age so beautifully...

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As a parent, I really appreciate you using all the appropriate language in your videos

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"And uhmm.." *Then crowd cheer*

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(Meanwhile...) not saying what he's saying just know that its bad

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I'm a big fan of-- (probably pewdiepie sub btw)
Pewds: Ahahahahaha!--

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Ohooh God-- Ahahahahaha!--- *Wheezes--*

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Jordan took that compliment

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Like a---- he--- he's a saint---

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...and then

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My name is Dante

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"I've actually written a parody song and I'm wondering if you could looked at it. So... "(SHUTDOWN)

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"Uhhmm... As far as the... The parody stuff I..."

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"I tend to try keeping it all the lyrics to..."

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"Me writing them and then sort of bouncing them off....."

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"Could you like... Just tell me how you like it???"

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"If you contact me via Twitter or something... I can..."

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"I can do my best to get back to you on that"

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"So should I give this to you?"

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*awkward silence*

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*random clapping*    *A couple of woohoos*

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"Thank you!"

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*Facepalm noises--*

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"Oh hey!"

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"Hi!"

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"Wait, this is gonna look weird, but you can't hear--- hello!"

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Pewds: ppfft ahahahah!--
(ooooh k ay---- Things couldn't get any weirder--)

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Oohh God yes--

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Why is it so good?---

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So good-- I love it so much.

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It makes me happy--

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I don't get it

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"What's that next to it?--"

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Pewds: u HMM---
(Uh oh----)

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That final 'Uhm!'

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Jesus Christ---

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Oh God--- They're clearly in the costume

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For a reason---

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"Hi!"

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"Hi!"

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"There's a bit of a rivalry between me and my friends back at home" (what friends?) [<-Rude]

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"About whether cows or pigs are better..."

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"and I was wondering are there going to be any cow pets in the game at any point?"

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"A-Are you the--- are you the cow guy?-" 
"Yeah"

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"Awww..."

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(Big sad)

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"Now, today is my birthday"

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"It's not--- I-I'm not gonna ask you see me happy birthday but..."

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"Everyone spam Cap in the chat! Annnd..."

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"Let's give a nice loud"

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"Kaaaappaaaaa--"
(Boi---)

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"Kaaaa-- No?-- You guys su c K-- Try again!--"

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"Kaaaappaaaaa---"
(w  h  y----)

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"This is cringy, this is cringy"

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"I'm sorry! Cringe compilation! Hi!"

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"I have no idea, yeah"

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"I have a feeling it's gonna be a long hour"

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Thahahahaha--

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That guy looks so out of place---

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"Hello guys, I want to design games and stuff and a friend of mine said if I give him 750 pounds"

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"you'd put this game-- it'll make it happen for me"

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"But it's gotta be cash"

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"would you support me and sort of follow me in your YouTubes?"

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"Yeah"

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"Well best of luck."

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"Yeah, hope it goes good for you man."

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"But would you follow me with it though with your YouTubes?"

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"Yeah, of course"
"Sure, man"

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*Pewd's anguish*
"H-have, have I got your word on that?"

00:12:30.520 --> 00:12:33.660
"H-have, have I got your word on that?"

00:12:33.660 --> 00:12:34.720
"Yes, sure."

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"And will you be my friend?"

00:12:37.280 --> 00:12:39.220
"I like to think we're already friends?"

00:12:39.220 --> 00:12:41.320
"Yeah, I got news for you. We're already friends"
"Yeah"

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"Thanks guys (background: Yep!)"

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(That's heartwarming and cringe I don't know how to feel about that)

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*cringes*

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[A dab for the youths?]

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The thing with cringe is...

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

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I like to think so at least. I like to think that you're suffering for a reason

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My friend wants 750 dollars in cash

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It has to be cash

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And he's gonna make a game

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Will you guys follow me on the YouTubes?

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Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh

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God damn it what happened to the game?

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People don't know but this is actually how Tuber Simulator it was funded *laughs*

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"See this last question and this is the last one."

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"The pressure!!!"

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"How many kids have you entertained?"

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*pewds laughing for ages*

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Oh yes yes *laughing*

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*mimics* hOw MaNY kIDs HaVE yOU eNTerTAineD?

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Five.

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"What... What is your favourite block in Minecraft?"

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"Favorite blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock..."

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God, how can I pick one?

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I mean, I get it. It can't be easy. I'm not trying to pretend like I'm better

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I'm sure if I was there it would be I would I would 100% been in this compilations

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Okay, whether I was a youtuber or an audience *struggles* audience member *struggles again* audience member. Jesus Christ.

00:14:08.300 --> 00:14:09.680
"Okay, one more. Let's go for it"

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*inaudible gibberish*

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"I'm sorr- Wait what was that sorry?"

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*ultimate cuteness*

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*More inaudible gibberish* (Would you like to come to my house?)

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"Come to your house?"

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"Are you making tea? I'll come if you make tea"

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*more cuteness*

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It's so sweet and so innocent

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It's so cute

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"Females don't very often refer to themselves as gamers"

00:14:45.079 --> 00:14:48.400
"So you don't realize how many females are gamers"

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"Because it's more of a guy thing to label themselves"

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"Whereas girls are just like it's something I do"

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"Anyone can be a gamer even if it's like doing a Soodookoo [sudoku] on your phone"

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Yes I forgot about that clip

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*More laughing* (I think Pewds is broken)

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It was actually not a bad answer and then she just had to jump in with that line

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to just ruin the whole thing *more laughing*

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Hey man I'm not hating. I have sudoku on my Phone guess I'm a gamer

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That's right. Guess I'm a gamer after all, huh

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"I want you to make some noise if you have a YouTube channel"

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*a lot of cheers*

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All right, this is as much as I can stomach that was beautiful I feel fantastic

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Smash like subscribe and goodbye

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*close your ears, screams coming*