WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:01.800 Translation: Good morning. 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:05.260 Translation: My name is Popie-san 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:06.380 Translation: It's been a long time. 00:00:06.380 --> 00:00:07.560 Translation: Pew News, welcome! 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:16.400 Hello everyone and good evening. 00:00:16.400 --> 00:00:19.500 My name is poopy and welcome to poo news 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:21.200 *contemplation* 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:23.780 Lets just g-go into the news 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.060 Sonic killed my dad 00:00:25.080 --> 00:00:26.960 Youtube: Oopsy doopsy 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:29.080 Etika... pretty big oopsie. 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:33.660 But most importantly: no PewDiePie oopsie this week! 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:36.780 *Standing ovation* 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:39.600 See if we can hit two weeks *Laughs* 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:42.020 Our first story comes from Sonic. 00:00:42.910 --> 00:00:45.599 Sonic the Hedgehog; everyone's favorite little fuzzball.... 00:00:45.599 --> 00:00:46.140 *Concern* 00:00:46.140 --> 00:00:47.420 Besides me of course. 00:00:47.420 --> 00:00:49.220 The teaser finally came out-- 00:00:49.220 --> 00:00:52.660 the trailer I mean of course, of the new Sonic film 00:00:52.660 --> 00:00:57.840 And you know, people were nervous that Sonic wasn't going to live up to the expectations. 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:01.460 We didn't read yet know what Sonic was going to look like 00:01:01.460 --> 00:01:04.120 What would the size of his peepee be? 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:06.620 A lot of question still unanswered. 00:01:06.620 --> 00:01:11.260 There was of course a couple fan versions that looked very promising 00:01:11.260 --> 00:01:13.780 People had great ideas, great expectations 00:01:13.780 --> 00:01:16.340 and great hope for Sanic 00:01:16.340 --> 00:01:19.560 This looks pretty good. That looks like my fan art. *Laughs* 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:21.479 Alright, but without further ado, 00:01:21.479 --> 00:01:28.409 We do have a Live First World Reveal Footage Exclusive for the first time here on PewNews®, The Trailer. 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:30.180 Roll it! 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:40.700 [The Sound Of Death] 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:48.100 (JK It is Sonic Music. Its like someone is poking you 4 times a second.) 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:48.780 [Now the actual sound of death] 00:01:48.780 --> 00:01:50.740 Wow! 00:01:50.740 --> 00:01:52.740 That's amazing! 00:01:52.750 --> 00:01:54.750 Finally, they did it! 00:01:54.850 --> 00:01:57.640 Finally, a decent Sonic. 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:01.949 I wasn't sure with all the fan stuff that it was gonna live up to the expectations, 00:02:01.950 --> 00:02:07.180 But this... I like this {This is a Dead Meme}. I like this a lot and I could see what they went through here. 00:02:07.180 --> 00:02:10.560 They went with a mix of futuristic style, 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:13.760 but still capturing the nostalgia of the old fans. 00:02:13.760 --> 00:02:16.559 Thank you Paramount Pictures for doing sonic justice. 00:02:16.559 --> 00:02:17.590 [Buzz Implying someone is calling Poopy] 00:02:17.590 --> 00:02:22.740 Excuse me. We're getting live reports now saying that that's not the real footage. 00:02:22.740 --> 00:02:25.960 Nani desu ka? I can't believe it. Let's watch. 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.440 [Heart beat with faint music] 00:02:30.640 --> 00:02:35.560 Why do they play-- oh god, what is that? Why does he have human teeth? Why would you do that? 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.640 What is this, is this some sort of sick joke? {I wish Poopy, I wish.} 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:39.760 [Sanic's Voice was cut out for copyright reasons] 00:02:40.060 --> 00:02:42.500 Jesus Christ. That's my reaction. 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:45.740 And why is no one talking about the fact that 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:49.480 Here... He can like dodge missiles in real time 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:53.140 But for some reason he can't dodge an arrow to the freaking knee- 00:02:53.140 --> 00:02:57.720 Oh arrow to the knee I get it. That's good. That's good. That's a really good joke. *He says sarcastically* 00:02:57.720 --> 00:03:01.320 This shot of Jim Carrey in the end made it look cool. 00:03:01.320 --> 00:03:07.220 I think I read somewhere- so it's a pretty legit source. I think I read a comment somewhere that- *laughs* 00:03:07.220 --> 00:03:10.440 We only look for the most hard-hitting evidence here on Pew News 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:12.900 Saying that this is just a post credit scene. 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:16.280 Very disappointed, and so was a lot of people. 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:21.500 It has 500,000 dislikes and... I think people just have had enough. 00:03:21.500 --> 00:03:25.940 Jeff Fowler, the director or producer, I don't know, tweeted out saying 00:03:25.940 --> 00:03:30.100 Jeff Fowler: Thank you for support and the criticism the message is loud and clear. 00:03:30.100 --> 00:03:32.960 Jeff Fowler: You aren't happy with the design and you want changes. 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:37.680 Jeff Fowler: It's going to happen, everyone at Paramount and Sega-- Poopy: I don't think everyone, ok? 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:42.180 Jeff Fowler: And Sega are fully committed to making this character the best he can be. 00:03:42.180 --> 00:03:44.520 #sonicmovie #gottafixfast 00:03:44.790 --> 00:03:47.640 Poopy: You can't fix Sonic he's dead. Ok? 00:03:48.160 --> 00:03:50.180 Sonic is dead and we killed him. 00:03:50.180 --> 00:03:54.200 There is however one man, one man who can save us all from the suffering 00:03:54.200 --> 00:03:57.100 because he's been carrying that suffering, 00:03:57.100 --> 00:04:02.100 [Intecified Scream of hatred and rage] King of Sanic: IDIOTS! 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:03.720 For years... 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:08.720 Sammy the Frick is the only one that can save Sonic. 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:12.180 He's been trying to warn us, he tried to tell us for so long. 00:04:12.200 --> 00:04:17.600 I mean even myself, I've been advocating for fixing on saving Sonic for years. 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:21.720 I uploaded this video two years ago. Stop ruining Sonic. 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:25.780 You frickin' Fricks, your fantasies can never be quenched. 00:04:25.780 --> 00:04:27.980 I wonder how tails is gonna look like? 00:04:28.340 --> 00:04:29.260 Oh. 00:04:30.580 --> 00:04:32.580 Wow, that's really cool. *He says sarcastically.* 00:04:32.580 --> 00:04:35.100 You know, at least the memes is guh- gonna be good for this 00:04:35.100 --> 00:04:38.040 I have a feeling it's gonna be a great meme review episode. 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:39.480 *reads meme...* I prefer the real sonic... 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:40.940 I said the real one. 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:42.400 I said the real one! 00:04:42.400 --> 00:04:43.960 *whispers* Perfection 00:04:44.440 --> 00:04:49.440 I mean this version, would have been better! This version would have been better! 00:04:49.440 --> 00:04:50.860 Hey Paramount Pictures, 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:56.540 I heard that you're looking for a new Sonic and what can I say? I'm your whaman. I can do it. 00:04:56.540 --> 00:04:58.180 Next. News. 00:04:58.180 --> 00:05:01.620 For those of you who some reason don't know Etica, 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:05.200 he's a streamer and I featured him many times on my channel. 00:05:05.260 --> 00:05:09.040 Kid: So guys what I did was, this is my calculator, right. 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.720 And I opened it and I was checking... 00:05:13.300 --> 00:05:19.540 1 1 3 and 4, and when I turned around, hell. 00:05:20.100 --> 00:05:23.400 Etica: WHATTHEF***! WHATTHEF*** Thats crazy! 00:05:23.400 --> 00:05:29.520 *laughs* Most people know Etica for his over-the-top reactions and he's become a very popular live streamer 00:05:29.520 --> 00:05:33.270 but uh... if you go on Etika's twitter, it's just 00:05:33.850 --> 00:05:37.580 It's a lot of nonsense. I don't I don't know what's happening. 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:41.780 I read this wrong, "using Phil." I thought Etika would go on Dr. Phil. 00:05:41.780 --> 00:05:43.400 That would be something. 00:05:43.400 --> 00:05:47.660 Anyway, Etika live-streamed himself on Instagram and uh... 00:05:47.760 --> 00:05:50.920 Someone called the police and he live-streamed it. 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:03.700 Etica: Okay, okay 00:06:03.700 --> 00:06:05.340 Etica: Look Look Look. Okay. 00:06:05.340 --> 00:06:08.700 Police: *calmly* Turn around, turn around bud. *then sternly* Turn around. Etica: Ahhhhh 00:06:10.660 --> 00:06:16.180 Etica also went on Keemstar's show, Dramalert, pretty relevant, I've never heard of it 00:06:16.190 --> 00:06:18.679 Keem: I know but what would you say to them? Are you actually crazy? 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:22.060 Keem: Are you having a mental breakdown like the cops took you to the... 00:06:22.060 --> 00:06:24.859 to the mental place today? What happened? 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:29.500 Etika: Yeah, I went, I became God, and I walked out. 00:06:30.840 --> 00:06:32.360 Keem: *In disbelief* That's amazing 00:06:32.370 --> 00:06:34.370 That's amazing. *laugh* 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:38.920 Etika also delivered probably the favorite line I've heard in a very very long time 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:43.240 Etika: They can do exactly what they've been doing dreamy creamy Keemy. Just watch. 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:46.460 Poopy: Dreamy creamy Keemy... 00:06:47.900 --> 00:06:50.620 Dreamy creamy Keemy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:06:50.620 --> 00:06:53.500 So okay. How did the all this happen? 00:06:53.500 --> 00:06:58.700 I don't know and I'm not gonna try and force some "Oh, it's so hard to be a streamer and Youtuber" 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:02.860 But he did lose his Youtube account 00:07:02.860 --> 00:07:04.620 because I think he's streamed porn 00:07:04.620 --> 00:07:08.980 and then he lost his Twitch account, I don't know the order I don't think it's important 00:07:08.980 --> 00:07:13.020 but he lost his, he got banned from twitch because he used to slur 00:07:13.020 --> 00:07:17.020 He's kind of had this no sh-- to give kind of attitude, 00:07:17.020 --> 00:07:20.360 but it's also pretty clear that he's going through a public breakdown 00:07:20.360 --> 00:07:26.900 I think anyone can see that and it seems very similar to what we've seen before kind of like with fouseytube 00:07:26.900 --> 00:07:31.360 Last year when he did FouseyCon, and it was all about I'm doing all these great things 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:35.180 I don't know anything about psychology and I don't know anything about Etika, 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:38.000 but this is just how I interpret the situation 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:41.840 But it seems to me that Etika needs help and I think that's clear to anyone 00:07:41.840 --> 00:07:43.240 except himself 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:49.420 and I know a lot of people are upset with Etika because this is a repeated pattern that he does apparently 00:07:49.740 --> 00:07:55.580 And people just want him to get help and they know even if they support him then that won't happen 00:07:55.580 --> 00:07:59.810 Everyone is just trying different things to get him to actually get help 00:07:59.810 --> 00:08:03.380 But the thing is you can only get help if want to get help 00:08:03.380 --> 00:08:06.080 and I think its important Etika realizes that 00:08:06.080 --> 00:08:10.600 and I want people to share that sentiment with him to make sure that he actually does 00:08:10.840 --> 00:08:15.920 And I actually respect Etika a lot but I would respect him a lot more if he actually did. 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:17.060 Next 00:08:17.060 --> 00:08:18.230 News 00:08:18.230 --> 00:08:19.700 Susan Wojcicki 00:08:19.700 --> 00:08:22.920 Has been in hot water after a leaked footage. 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:27.560 I never thought I would say these words a leaked footage of Susan Wojcicki 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:29.500 talking to Juice Wrld 00:08:31.900 --> 00:08:33.100 Let's watch 00:08:33.100 --> 00:08:34.340 *inaudible* 00:08:34.340 --> 00:08:35.660 Susan: Oh yeah. I... 00:08:35.660 --> 00:08:38.020 Susan: I know! How can we help you? 00:08:38.020 --> 00:08:40.820 Juice Wrld: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Susan: You're so talented. 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:43.800 Susan: We've got get your subscriber numbers way up! 00:08:43.800 --> 00:08:45.120 *inaudible* 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:46.520 Susan: We're going to make it happen. 00:08:46.520 --> 00:08:48.400 Susan: Alright? Juice Wrld and team: *inaudible* 00:08:48.400 --> 00:08:49.740 Susan: We're here, we're here for you. 00:08:49.740 --> 00:08:52.800 Susan: However we can, you have no idea. If I- 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:55.900 So this was taken from the no jumper footage 00:08:55.900 --> 00:08:58.540 I don't know exactly it's a live stream or something like that 00:08:58.540 --> 00:09:03.040 Don't care but a lot of people interpret Susan saying "we're gonna help you" 00:09:03.040 --> 00:09:05.200 "We're gonna make your subscribers go way up" 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:08.720 as in YouTube being kind of rigged against creators. 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:13.240 Juice Wrld, obviously, he isn't a youtuber he's a musician. 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:17.080 It caused a lot of uproar, I don't think she knew she was being filmed. 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:22.340 A lot of people saying like "Oh smaller channels are being screwed" yada yada yada 00:09:22.340 --> 00:09:24.340 I don't really see it that way personally 00:09:24.340 --> 00:09:26.320 I think I'MNOTSUPPOSEDTOGIVEMYOPINION 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:30.720 But it seems more to me like this is CEO talk where you try and butter someone up 00:09:30.730 --> 00:09:35.480 It's obviously good for YouTube if an artist like Juice Wrld is on it. Okay? 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:39.000 Or artists in general, it's better for the ecosystem 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:41.770 This kind of talk- I don't think it means anything 00:09:41.770 --> 00:09:46.509 I don't think she's gonna go out and do like change the system to help Juice Wrld 00:09:46.510 --> 00:09:48.729 I don't think that that's not what he meant here 00:09:48.730 --> 00:09:50.880 But a lot of people are interpreting it that way 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:54.940 I just think it's amazing how it Susan gets to meet Juice Wrld 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:58.000 Why don't I get to meet Juice Wrld? 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:03.120 I can't believe both me and Susan listen to angsty teenage Emo rap. Hell, yeah 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:09.280 Susan also posted her update April 30th creator blog 00:10:09.280 --> 00:10:15.720 where she followed up on a lot of promises saying about supporting creator artists and artist success. 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:18.960 She talked about meeting with a lot of creators, which we've seen 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:21.860 Wait she met Ethan and Hila? I didn't see that. 00:10:21.860 --> 00:10:24.660 and she linked their second channel??? 00:10:25.780 --> 00:10:26.820 I guess that makes sense 00:10:26.820 --> 00:10:30.060 She talks about how they added the self rating system 00:10:30.060 --> 00:10:35.220 where creators to themself can rate the video whether its advertising friendly or not 00:10:35.220 --> 00:10:37.560 and the thousand channels have it right now 00:10:37.560 --> 00:10:42.180 your boy and it works really well and I think this changes the point 00:10:42.180 --> 00:10:45.160 that a lot of people made with the whole ad-pocalypse 00:10:45.160 --> 00:10:51.120 where there were a few bad videos from these really I don't even know what kind of channels there were 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:55.619 but the whole ad-pocalypse scenario started with ads on white supremacist content 00:10:55.620 --> 00:11:00.239 You know how those specific videos can affect everyone on the platform, 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:03.000 It's just kind of ridiculous if you think about it. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.560 So to have youtubers that upload regularly, that doesn't do any bad things 00:11:08.950 --> 00:11:13.410 ☝️That it's 100% advertiser-friendly and doesn't swear in his videos anymore☝️ 00:11:13.410 --> 00:11:16.300 ☝️And it's just a good rural overall boy in general☝️ 00:11:16.300 --> 00:11:19.439 ☝️And hasn't had any controversy in over a week now☝️ 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:24.840 ☝️And I think those people are doesn't deserve to get lower ads. Okay, but that's just my opinion☝️ 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:29.140 I think it's a step in the right direction. And I'm glad it's happening 00:11:29.140 --> 00:11:32.700 They also say that they improve the precision by 25 percent 00:11:32.700 --> 00:11:37.060 She also talks about the trending tab and they're saying that they are gonna work on 00:11:37.060 --> 00:11:42.620 having it half creators and- or at least half will be actual creators on the trending tab. 00:11:42.620 --> 00:11:45.540 So the trending was rigged all along. I knew it 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:49.760 No, she actually explained what I thought for a long time which was 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:54.120 a lot of times a very popular video of mine will not go on trending 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:57.059 and it's just like "Why? Why not?" like... 00:11:57.060 --> 00:12:02.200 but the reason why is if all my popular videos got on trending, I would always be I'm trending and just 00:12:03.520 --> 00:12:06.100 Take over the trending tab and no one would like that either 00:12:06.100 --> 00:12:09.340 So it's basically measured in comparison to my other videos 00:12:09.340 --> 00:12:15.180 If one really shoots up that video gets trending but if my all my videos are always doing well, 00:12:15.180 --> 00:12:17.440 then there's nothing to stand out from 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:19.889 and I think a lot of people have a misconception about that 00:12:19.990 --> 00:12:22.680 They look at the view number and they're like, 00:12:22.680 --> 00:12:25.530 "Well this video has this many views and this video has so little views" 00:12:25.530 --> 00:12:29.340 "Why is why is this one not trending and then one trending that makes no sense at all" 00:12:29.340 --> 00:12:30.480 But maybe... 00:12:30.700 --> 00:12:34.440 This is a channel that's always- you can't even see how low I'm pointing right now 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:39.140 but then they get like BAM and then "Oh it's trending!" and then everyone's like "WTF?" 00:12:39.580 --> 00:12:42.440 I would and I think- this is just as a game theory 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:46.480 But I think a lot of companies obviously don't upload videos that often 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:51.000 and then maybe they have a trailer for some dumb schmuckabucka video 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:54.410 and all of the sudden that gets more attention so they're like "Oh a trending :D" 00:12:54.640 --> 00:13:01.600 Even though it's just a company and it's BS and like screw you Iggy Azalea like I don't like you and that's why 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:06.840 So when creators upload frequently and actually work on YouTube and care about YouTube 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:10.520 they don't get trending because they don't upload videos that shoots up 00:13:10.520 --> 00:13:14.580 so therefore it's always just a bunch of mumbo jumbo flumbo schmumbo, 00:13:14.580 --> 00:13:18.880 and I think I've spoken pretty eloquently hear about the trending tab 00:13:20.080 --> 00:13:21.760 ...i don't know what i'm talking about... 00:13:21.760 --> 00:13:25.160 ☝️That is it for Pew News, thank you guys for watching☝️ 00:13:25.160 --> 00:13:27.160 ☝️check out merch, link in description☝️ 00:13:27.160 --> 00:13:31.000 It's only one day left if it's not out already. I am so sorry 00:13:31.180 --> 00:13:33.680 and sayonara my fellow... 00:13:35.140 --> 00:13:38.100 Students, why did I say that? I don't know 00:13:40.620 --> 00:13:43.660 What you never played Tuber Simulator? 00:13:45.190 --> 00:13:47.190 You know, it's fun, right 00:13:47.260 --> 00:13:49.800 I'm not supposed to give my opinion 00:13:50.290 --> 00:13:54.820 But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not 00:13:54.820 --> 00:13:56.490 Not convinced yet? Okay 00:13:56.830 --> 00:14:02.340 I'll cut you a deal. The game is available for free and that's a great price 00:14:02.340 --> 00:14:06.000 [MatPat's Wedding Music] 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.000 Please play this UBERLY RELEVANT GAME