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*Door creak*

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Papapapa

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I have amazing quality camera!(lol sure pewds)

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*Crowd Claps for 720p*

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Now I have been reading the comments, and I have been seeing some of you guys saying things like:

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"Ugh, Felix is a terrible artist *scoffs* he can't even draw!"

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*weird pewdiepie expression* 'scuse me!

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I'll have you know I am an amazing artist.

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And I am not

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delusional (absolutely),

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so therefore

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*cute laugh*

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we're going to be looking at other delusional artists,

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not me.

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*sure felix, sure*

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Real artists.

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I tried to draw sAnIc. *laughs*

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I tried to draw sonic from my memory.

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It wasn't the best,

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okay?

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But at least I tried

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*Laughs like a PewDiePie* (Says while laughing, "Oh my god")

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God forgive me (laughing simultaneously).

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This dude

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thought his paintings were good enough to get him into Art School in Vienna, L-O-L.

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Well goddamn...

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Alex Jones - tries his hand at art

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I came up with this symbol -- I've seen this -- with symbol to illustrate humankind transcending the synthetic VR being pulled over our collective souls.

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Incredible job!!!!!!!

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Wow Alex Jones, what an artist!

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I looked at flat earther's profile out of curiosity and....

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Jesus Christ!

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The head of John the Baptist created by my group. We can sell it at the fair for at least a hundred.

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AT LEAST A HUNDRED

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What in God's earth is that.

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Hand drawn Harley Quinn portrait. 500 dollars?

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ONLY 500?!!!

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My gosh that is ssusteel

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500 for guareanteed nightmares. Would you like it? It's only 500. That's a great price.

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*unaudible sale pitch for gaming chair*

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Used pastels to capture the battle of evil and innocence.

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*why just why would you make this?*

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I think you only captured evil *no, it's beautiful*

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I said this before, and I'll say this again:

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Stop being creative, okay?

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Some people just need to realise you have NO TALENT, okay?

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Me however, many talent, especially drawing*sure*

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like you can see

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*much beauty such wow*

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I'm good at drawing-- what is this?

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The gentleman applying for my 500 freelance book cover art gig uses this image as an example of his skill

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MYYYY GO-O-O-O-D *while laughing*

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before *clap* and after

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*laugh*

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*wheeze*

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It looks so real!

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She really does look like a clown now, that's amazing!

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What are you doing? You just added blur, and then just painted on top?

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You know what, I bet I can achieve this

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Here le- let me try it

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Gaussian Blur *wtf is that?*

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*laugh*

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And then I just get, get the eyes back. Look at that

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A-(laugh)nd then just paint the cheeks

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there you go

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What else-- she can do the mouth as well

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THERE YOU GO! 500 DOLLARS!

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Please, thank you, I am an artist and I deserve to be paid

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OH MY GOD IT'S SO SIMILAR *laugh*

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wait, wait, if i get paid 500 to do that i wouldn't even have to do YouTube Jesus Christ *plez no*

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Ryan Reynolds in Dead Pool. 50 bucks!

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you are looking at 9x12 colored pencil on heavy drawing paper.

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okay

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50 bucks! that's a great price!

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Steampunk Indian Squaw Loin Cloth-Skirt. YES, JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

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FINNALLY

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they took a bunch of chips and just glued probably glue-gunned it to some, i don't even know.

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Steampunk, 185 bucks? WOW! I'll take 50!

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"this is Indian Squaw loin cloth adorned with computer parts. There are sharp edges so you would wear at your own risk." I was just thinking about that!

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It probably cuts through. Jesus Christ

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wear it at your own risk. You know what? I do like a challenge.

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I don't know why this sh*t makes me laugh. Why are so many people delusional.

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2.000? WOW THAT'S A GREAT DEAL! I was gonna *cry*

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Confetti in a bag? two thousand

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you know someone considere- you know it's just like uh fashion, just put a high price on anything and be like: 'oh look it's funny'

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i bet you must be poor, i bet you don't have a    2.000 bag of confetti.

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Readymade wall art (hey that sounds like walmart owo) it's. a. matressspring.

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nononono, it's art. you put it on the wall, it's art. okay.

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you see this chair, you put it on the wall. IT'S ART godamnit *hmm what is the price of that chair?*

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anything you can put on the wall is art.

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oh my god *laugh* "you want a portrait like this? Send me a PM with image and i will draw a sketch for TWENTY BUCKS? With shading, like this

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full color 70." He doesn't have an example of what the full color looks like.

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if you want more then face, send me message and we can talk about the price.

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i need to find this. i need to buy this. *while laughing*

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"I'm the hottest rapper in the game right now. And that's a fact" isn't he in jail?

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yeah who'd tho-*laugh*ught *laugh* i'm sorry. SOULJA BOY NOOOO *laugh*

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"you know you're an artist when you sip tea from a Beethoven mug while using a Mac" that's of course, the only definition of an artist

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Any other artist that existed in previously a Mac you know your potential is fricking butthole.

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oh yes, the classic *laugh* mlbdb godamnit. How much did they pay? 250 dollars. Why did they pay them? Thank God, thank God for giving things like this.

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*laugh* What it looks great! *laugh* AAAH

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Squidward, the first delusional artist. Hey i mean that looks good, cmon. IT'S ART YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ART

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*reads* godamn it's so cringe augh eww

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ah yes, wahmen in orange bath smoking a cigarette. I get it this is so deep.

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*laugh* "I spent 20.000 dollar-pounds of benefits to look like David Beckham. Wow *clap*

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I can barely tell the difference! What did he spend 20.000 on a haircut? I don't wanna know what he looked like before this.

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20.000 dollars or pounds worth of Jesus Christ.

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oh MY GOD THE RETOUCHING. YES! This was a sponsor.

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Wow, now you look like Fiona from Shrek. That's awesome! Only a quarter of dollars! *laugh* What the hell is that price?!

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I-i'm curious if i can replicate it. Just like, just get an idea of what they did.

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Okay, first of all, they increase the saturation. By like *laugh*

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so increase saturation and they blur the background. Looks like they increased the white points as well.

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And then they did such a poor job of cropping out her hair. That it looks like 1 entity of things.

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And then for some reason they made the eyes and nose, MASSIVE.

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*laugh* no they lifted the nose a little. I CAN'T EVEN MAKE HER THAT UGLY. OH MY GOOD *laugh*

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I'm charged only a fifth of a dollar.

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Please guys, my ad revenue is real low, just, just pay me. Please. I'll retouch your photo's. This is a great result.

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Yeezy two thousand six hundred. yeez. Now i get why they are called that. yeez. God it's so ugly.

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It just looks bad. but this is the perfect example i was talking about.

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With fashion it's like just put a high price tag on it and people will buy it. That's all you need to do.

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I bet you can't afford thundercomeless (?) *laugh*

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I get it. some items are like well designed, and i know a lot of people have a problem with holes in items being like:

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"oh you can just make" And i, to me this is just ugly. It's just ugly.

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OCEAN TURTLE SIMULATOR ONE HUHEHE I'm downloading this right now.

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"my school actually paid for this." Wow it looks so good! That min*laugh*ion

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"Beatiful handmade Mongolian batte mask, estimated to be from the 11th century, price from hmmm 700 - 2000

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hmm that looks like someone's kid would bring home from kindergarten.

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And you would immediately throw it in the thrash, and punch the child, for wasting human space.

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"Lil tat i did, contact me for prices rates go from 150 to a thousand!" THOUSAND THAT'S A GREAT PRICE! *laugh*

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*laugh* Who made this? I want it ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED WHAT A DE-*laugh*AL!!

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Wow, what a beautiful painting. I sure wonder what the price is. It must be just a couple thousand.

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A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED? WHAT? I'M BUYING IT RIGHT NOW!

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Okay everyone, place your bet how much you think this is price. Let me know in the comments down below.

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That's right, you all guessed it right. TWENTY THOUSAND *laugh* That's susteel!

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I wasn't gonna buy this before, when it's was 550, but now it's 475! My god!

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Reptile baby. "Reptile baby re-created by myself Serious inquiries only" *laugh* You know what?

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I'm gonna buy myself a reptile baby. I have 40 bucks to spare. And i'm you know, i don't care what haters are saying.

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i'm streaming myself with a REPTILE BABY!

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Thank you guys for watching these delusional artists with me.

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And as of course: me not delusional artist, me phenomenal artist which you can tell by my art.

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Which i'm i'ma- now i'm gonna sell, for the great price of 2.000 it's up on ebay. So you can buy it. For the low price of very little.

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