WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.030 --> 00:00:03.210
Watch to the end of this video for an epic surprise

00:00:04.180 --> 00:00:06.000
This is the last tick tock video

00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:11.939
I'm ever doing one more and then we're done where it's a sale and we're cleaning out house

00:00:12.280 --> 00:00:15.000
Likes freaking do this first up

00:00:15.250 --> 00:00:21.840
Everyone's been sending me this I did this for pew die pie if you're not him keep scrolling, that's me

00:00:30.279 --> 00:00:34.859
That at least I can respect if she does that for a video redemption complete

00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:57.809
Redemption you are free. He will now pass the afterlife. You're welcome

00:00:58.629 --> 00:01:00.629
Now no more no more

00:01:01.120 --> 00:01:05.909
Channel clip in the bra. I can't see when a feat of Bob and 1450 is related song

00:01:05.909 --> 00:01:09.659
Why are you rolling my phone like you'd want me like you wasn't pushing to kick to the sit down?

00:01:11.430 --> 00:01:17.389
Are you even trying anymore as tik-tok just become me you're becoming soft? Okay you're becoming lazy

00:01:17.910 --> 00:01:22.759
Gave me some original Thanks, please. What are you beauty pie?

00:01:24.750 --> 00:01:26.250
Bumper gift

00:01:26.250 --> 00:01:32.209
Burger ping boat Betty's the Basking who bought Bombur burger bean burger of his bum ones blood fungus

00:01:32.370 --> 00:01:38.389
But best bit burns bout that by debuff goo bad. All right, I'm glad it's over. I'm glad this is the last

00:01:39.870 --> 00:01:43.639
Man ever is he making fun of illiterate people

00:01:48.090 --> 00:01:50.090
And that same illiterate yes

00:01:52.890 --> 00:01:58.820
If it's making fun of mute this is so disrespectful oh

00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:05.190
My god

00:02:05.190 --> 00:02:06.810
Oh

00:02:06.810 --> 00:02:13.820
You're wondering why I'm laughing because I can relate unlike you little man. Let's little Smurfs. I'm actually pull okay

00:02:13.820 --> 00:02:16.849
Look how pulling I look down on you. That's a pretty

00:02:17.519 --> 00:02:19.519
boy, prove it

00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:30.320
Say something

00:02:35.459 --> 00:02:37.459
Oh

00:02:37.709 --> 00:02:44.719
My god, that was absolutely incredible people on the tick-tock are so talented. I wish I was talented like bang

00:02:47.010 --> 00:02:49.010
Doing

00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:54.410
My eyebrow brings all the boys to my page and they're like what's on your Oh No

00:02:56.800 --> 00:03:03.389
Nope I'm not looking at this thank God. It's a life stick knock em over. I'm over it. I don't need this anymore. I'm going

00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:10.979
You know, let's check what's on the front page here we go. Okay. What if again

00:03:39.070 --> 00:03:42.239
The only addition 10% now add the cold pretty pipe

00:03:45.730 --> 00:03:48.059
My queen yesterday I can't be bothered anymore

00:03:48.790 --> 00:03:51.179
Girls expectation took that but it sure

00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:53.860
Alright, we're next

00:03:53.860 --> 00:03:55.860
Personality. Yeah, of course, of course

00:03:58.990 --> 00:04:00.520
Pay for dinner

00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.820
Alright, I guess one day it's fine

00:04:03.460 --> 00:04:05.460
Say ball, what's under here? Oh

00:04:05.920 --> 00:04:08.970
Hey for him accounts - well, yeah, we'll just do that

00:04:10.210 --> 00:04:12.210
relationship

00:04:12.820 --> 00:04:15.869
Keep up with a daily drama. That's fine. Let's just turn this on

00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:31.800
Me

00:04:39.220 --> 00:04:41.220
It's sinking I never done

00:04:46.030 --> 00:04:50.070
It so unfair you don't have any of those you don't never like this guy

00:04:55.389 --> 00:04:57.389
We're just friends

00:05:06.460 --> 00:05:07.750
I

00:05:07.750 --> 00:05:13.260
Don't know anything about these people what context let's be watch you. Absolutely moron

00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:15.989
I hope you get bitten by raccoon get rabies and die a painful death

00:05:16.060 --> 00:05:21.179
How could you not know that a crafting table requires a diamond? How long have you been claimed this his game?

00:05:21.389 --> 00:05:23.389
There's a recent girlfriend left you furniture

00:05:24.340 --> 00:05:26.340
Thanks for the $5

00:05:27.400 --> 00:05:32.790
Rumors gotta be like the bachelors job ever if there's a grinding at the deal with all these board

00:05:32.979 --> 00:05:36.059
Well, you're still at the same time playing game. It's nice

00:05:36.060 --> 00:05:42.060
If someone gave you gave you like a devil gave you this choice right? You can play games for a living but also

00:05:43.330 --> 00:05:46.410
You're a straight away. Oh god. I'm listening right now

00:05:48.039 --> 00:05:50.579
Follow me alive. Come on guys

00:05:53.190 --> 00:05:55.769
Oh my god

00:05:58.630 --> 00:06:02.610
Is so weird when youtubers and whatever have what is that : Lee

00:06:02.980 --> 00:06:06.809
Yeah, I do not look like Lele cons

00:06:07.420 --> 00:06:14.670
You want me be Lele pons? I could be lily pond when you um, when your fucking homework is due. I

00:06:20.380 --> 00:06:23.429
Me on New Deal oh

00:06:26.080 --> 00:06:27.520
Yeah

00:06:27.520 --> 00:06:33.629
You gotta get their Spanish you what part is latina. Did you know about this? Whatever don't you do?

00:06:33.700 --> 00:06:37.739
All I want to know is what is Lily pons going to be in?

00:06:38.260 --> 00:06:40.649
2019 rewind that's all I care about

00:06:41.530 --> 00:06:47.369
Nothing else Rather's has this ever happened to you. I'm gonna teach you how to take them off

00:06:48.010 --> 00:06:49.810
step on

00:06:49.810 --> 00:06:51.810
step two just

00:06:55.990 --> 00:06:57.520
Riot

00:06:57.520 --> 00:07:02.759
Has this ever happened to you, isn't it? So annoying when you try and steal something?

00:07:03.430 --> 00:07:09.090
Okay again, sometimes they forget to pull it up like I get that rubbing on last tick-tock guys

00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:12.989
Let's get excited for the life. I'm surprised at the end if

00:07:13.540 --> 00:07:15.540
remember

00:07:29.860 --> 00:07:34.680
God it makes me so anxious to break the TV. I never know what people are gonna do these days

00:07:35.430 --> 00:07:41.160
Fix your cable you call that cable management's what the frickin baking?

00:07:41.890 --> 00:07:43.510
disgusting

00:07:43.510 --> 00:07:45.510
Where's my smashing team?

00:07:46.510 --> 00:07:52.409
If you're a woman you might want to keep scrolling unless you want to get a lady boner in three two

00:08:01.020 --> 00:08:08.630
Oh-oh-oh-oh always useless talents somehow people get value out of it thanks to me. It's beautiful

00:08:11.100 --> 00:08:13.100
Yeah

00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:18.770
Back yeah, check out this cool lamp thing. I wonder what would happen if I rubbed it

00:08:19.440 --> 00:08:21.440
you have summoned me a

00:08:21.870 --> 00:08:27.109
Magical genie now. Tell me the first of your wishes three. Oh sweet

00:08:28.100 --> 00:08:30.589
I wish that all genies had small dicks

00:08:32.219 --> 00:08:34.219
Why

00:08:34.950 --> 00:08:40.849
Now why would you do I wish that all genius had overly its large nipples

00:08:41.370 --> 00:08:42.450
last

00:08:42.450 --> 00:08:44.659
Tick-tock video. Thank God

00:08:49.300 --> 00:08:53.550
Declaration of independence, so no. Hey

00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.360
That is the saddest thing I've ever seen

00:08:58.930 --> 00:09:04.739
Declaration of independence, how could you do this? Shake my hand never been so disappointed

00:09:18.220 --> 00:09:25.170
Then should be powerful you finally woke up. Why are you invite me to your Bar Mitzvah bang?

00:09:33.850 --> 00:09:35.620
Why man why

00:09:35.620 --> 00:09:42.720
I'm gonna check with Ben Shapiro and make this right. How could you do this bin? I could do not invite at your Bar Mitzvah

00:09:47.710 --> 00:09:53.699
It's Ben Shapiro is a baby that has an invite power to make or am I wrong?

00:09:56.890 --> 00:09:58.890
Wait you invited your brother

00:10:01.750 --> 00:10:03.750
Mastic

00:10:04.030 --> 00:10:10.889
Okay, that was it that's all for tech talk forever, thank you guys we made it this far a hundred episode

00:10:11.500 --> 00:10:12.520
Absolutely

00:10:12.520 --> 00:10:17.280
Incredible if you enjoyed check out March and I see you guys tomorrow. Whoa

00:10:17.910 --> 00:10:18.790
What?

00:10:18.790 --> 00:10:20.790
super simulators becoming relevant

00:10:24.410 --> 00:10:26.410
No, no, don't leave

00:10:27.529 --> 00:10:29.529
No, please

00:10:29.900 --> 00:10:31.900
Sponsor eagle please do something

00:10:33.830 --> 00:10:35.830
Yes

00:10:38.870 --> 00:10:42.250
This game is still relevant God dear me

00:10:46.230 --> 00:10:48.230
You

00:10:50.510 --> 00:10:52.510
There's no surprise