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*The Legend of the Frick*

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Today, I'm gonna tell you about the Legend of the Frick.

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The Frickening

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It's a tale of a frick man.

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It's a tale of...

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*breathing* WHAT THE FRICK

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...fantasizes

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THIS JUST CAN'T EVER-

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That can never be quenched.

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I'm talking of course, about the frick man himself

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Sammy, sonic fan.

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Sammy, the frick.

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*i can't caption this*

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*The Frickening*

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WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

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ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE?

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Sammy, I'm sure a lot of you have seen before.

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But, do we really know the story about Sammy?

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And what happened to Sammy?

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I say "what the frick"

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Let's jump into it

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*child screaming*

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Sammy's first video began in April, 2013.

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He uploaded his first review video.

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A Super Mario Bros Wii Review

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And let me fricking tell you...

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...it's something to behold.

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Sammy (Frick Kid): OK

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Today I'm gonna review this Mario Bros Wii for Nintendo Wii

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Okay this game was released back in 2009...

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Pewds: It all seems so innocent

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until...

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...until it took a very dark turn.

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Sammy (Frick Kid): okay..

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so let's get to the most important aspect: creativity

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WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO?!

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Pewds: Aah! *giggling like a 5 year old*

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The microphone! How did he attain such amazing audio quality?

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Sammy (Frick Kid): WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO!?

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Pewds: *chuckles* It's absolutely perfect!

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Sammy (Frick Kid): Now for the controls.

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WHAT THE HECK NINTENDO!?

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MOTION CONTROLS

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Did he just say "heck" and not "frick"? What the frick?

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I could listen to this kid scream "what the frick" in my ears

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in a thousand decibels all day long

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I love it, I live for it.