WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:03.520 WHAT'S UP! T BAD 00:00:03.660 --> 00:00:07.240 *cool explosion noises* (Haven't seen these before) 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:11.460 Thank you voiceover Pete for sending me your sword 00:00:11.980 --> 00:00:13.860 I will take great care of this (lies) 00:00:14.100 --> 00:00:15.220 epic sword. 00:00:15.220 --> 00:00:19.560 My ceiling is not very tall, but I do feel very epic. (somehow he doesn't hit ceiling with immense 181cm height) 00:00:20.040 --> 00:00:21.300 Welcome to... 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.140 You laugh you lose, everyone. (Youtube's best clickbait skrattar du förlorar du) Hope you are having a fantastic day! 00:00:25.340 --> 00:00:27.180 Hope you're having smiles and good laughs. 00:00:27.180 --> 00:00:29.860 And if not, you're about to... 00:00:29.860 --> 00:00:32.420 Can I just f**kin do this and then do the video? 00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:38.520 The rule is simple, you laugh you lose. It's a brand new show, we're testing it out, it's in beta phase. 00:00:39.340 --> 00:00:43.340 But let's just see how it goes. Let's jump into it guys. 00:00:43.680 --> 00:00:44.900 In background: eeeeep 00:00:45.180 --> 00:00:46.380 EEEEEEEEEP 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:52.336 #relatable Smash like subscribe on this video. (sellout) 00:00:52.336 --> 00:00:55.940 Dudes be scared to moan. I be in my girl ear like: 00:00:55.980 --> 00:00:56.900 EEEEEEEEEP 00:00:56.900 --> 00:00:58.920 So far very good skrattar 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:03.420 *autistic screaming* 00:01:03.740 --> 00:01:04.940 *Pewdiepie smacking his desk twice because that clip reminds him of himself* 00:01:04.940 --> 00:01:06.700 It's more Tyler memes hell yeah. 00:01:07.080 --> 00:01:08.960 Spider-man with venom suit on him. 00:01:08.960 --> 00:01:10.760 (Tyler screaming) get this s**t off me - 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.760 *More autistic screaming oh boy* 00:01:13.020 --> 00:01:15.720 - get that beta s**t off me! 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:16.920 *Is there ever a moment when Tyler isn't screaming?* 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:20.620 Is all his live streams like this? I've never seen anything beyond these clips 00:01:20.620 --> 00:01:22.620 *laughing* 00:01:24.460 --> 00:01:25.780 Is this all he does? 00:01:27.260 --> 00:01:29.340 Why? What's the context? 00:01:29.580 --> 00:01:31.140 How are they still making more of these? 00:01:31.140 --> 00:01:33.900 American soldier: Did you hear something? 00:01:33.900 --> 00:01:34.600 Tree: 00:01:34.600 --> 00:01:38.180 *A N G E R Y T R E E N O I S E S* 00:01:39.220 --> 00:01:42.440 *E V E N M O R E A N G E R Y T R E E N O I S E S* 00:01:42.460 --> 00:01:44.240 I'm so glad 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:50.560 I'm so glad people can still make this horrific dumb ass jokes. Like if I made these jokes I would get in so much trouble 00:01:53.220 --> 00:01:53.720 (Let's reach that 10 minute mark bois!) 00:01:58.880 --> 00:02:02.340 Oh-oh no-o-o 00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:03.760 *laughing* 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:12.260 Ksi looks like you have a rival here. I'm not deflecting, my hairline is fine. Okay. My hairline is fine! 00:02:15.030 --> 00:02:17.030 Alright I've seen this *laughs* 00:02:22.220 --> 00:02:24.720 What an absolute alpha, my god 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:31.460 I feel my testosterone levels increasing just by watching that. Can we please see it again? That was glorious. 00:02:33.239 --> 00:02:37.639 I won't... I won't lie, this is definitely me after taking a big peepee (wait what) 00:02:39.210 --> 00:02:42.060 P I mean P not pee, (good one Filex) I don't- 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:45.049 Oh God, this is pretty good skratta, skratta so far 00:02:45.049 --> 00:02:49.180 I'm having a good skratta this means I have to refill my G-Fuel 00:02:50.440 --> 00:02:56.200 In the meantime, maybe you can check out zero death merch; it's available now, and I think you'll like it. 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:57.340 *burp* 00:02:57.460 --> 00:03:02.400 What if I tell you keep telling I have wireless microphone so I can tell you more about it 00:03:02.440 --> 00:03:06.500 It's the 90 million club merch, and it's very good merch. 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:07.620 *He burped again* 00:03:08.500 --> 00:03:10.500 I need G-Fuel just to cope with my life (don't we all) 00:03:13.340 --> 00:03:15.340 What is this? My fifth one today? (I think he's addicted) 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:23.260 Just need to block out the pain. The pain of being Pewdiepie (He's gonna delete his channel at 100M) 00:03:23.900 --> 00:03:33.760 *Is he at the toilet? All i hear is pee pee... I mean P* 00:03:52.620 --> 00:03:55.480 *can being opened* 00:03:56.720 --> 00:04:02.600 What's up guys I'm back with more G-Fuel. How's it going over here, bros? Did you BUY THE MERCH?! 00:04:03.500 --> 00:04:05.500 (I don't understand what they're saying) 00:04:06.720 --> 00:04:09.440 OHOHOHOHOHO OHOHOHOHOHO 00:04:09.880 --> 00:04:10.440 Oh 00:04:10.860 --> 00:04:14.300 Why, why do they have a bunch of computers next to a f**kin' 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:16.540 basketball thingy? 00:04:16.540 --> 00:04:20.879 Dummies, you're a dumb ball! You're a dumb bay! You're dumb! What's your name? 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:24.560 And what are you gonna do? 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.920 Goddamn that's dope 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:30.420 Oh no. 00:04:31.180 --> 00:04:32.140 Aw no. 00:04:32.620 --> 00:04:33.700 Aw that's sad. :( *Press F in the chat* 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:35.460 Well, it happens to the best of us. 00:04:35.466 --> 00:04:38.940 You know, you don't have to add a Minecraft meme to literally everything. 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:41.900 It just isn't necessary. (Yes it is) 00:04:42.870 --> 00:04:44.670 Hahaa, it looks funny though 00:04:44.670 --> 00:04:49.240 Hey Marty, McFly Williams. He ate the cobblestone. 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:51.120 Okay, that was good. That was a good meme 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:52.780 I made a Skratta 00:04:52.780 --> 00:04:54.800 No, but, for real, tell me how you're doing 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:56.800 Are you okay? 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:58.180 You're not okay? (No i'm not. I can't do this anymore) 00:04:58.180 --> 00:04:59.760 Oh, that's too bad 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:02.260 It's not like f**king EVERYONE ISN'T OKAY 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:05.460 ♫ I don't know what's wrong with my cat. Why does he look like that? ♫ 00:05:05.460 --> 00:05:07.160 ♫ What is wrong? Please he- ♫ 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:10.900 It's funny because it's not a cat it's a dolphin, lol 00:05:11.380 --> 00:05:13.380 (Duck Tales music because copyright sucks. I feel your pain Felix. We want edgy content) 00:05:14.180 --> 00:05:16.040 WHOAAAA 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:20.180 I don't know if I can laugh at this if it's fake, it's not funny. If it's real, it's really funny 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:25.480 Cuz' then I imagine that they just keep flying away and maybe land somewhere. Safely, of course. Safely. 00:05:25.580 --> 00:05:28.660 The animal sounds with Tyler1 is back 00:05:29.840 --> 00:05:31.840 ♫The dog goes♫ 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:33.500 *Loud Tyler barking noises* 00:05:33.500 --> 00:05:34.240 ♫The cow goes♫ (Warning Headphone users) 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:35.040 *Cow painful noises from Tyler. I can't handle this anymore* 00:05:35.660 --> 00:05:38.900 (That's not a cow that Kratos busting a fat one .-.) 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:44.240 Ah damn, I was hoping it was more. Oh well. 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:48.300 It's the only redeeming quality, these Tyler1 memes. 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:50.080 Come on, STAHP (Getting gnomed is a blessing) 00:05:50.080 --> 00:05:53.160 ♫ ...of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg ♫ 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:56.680 ♫ Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side ♫ 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:00.360 ♫There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time. ♫ 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:02.200 ♫ It's been a wild ride ♫ 00:06:02.200 --> 00:06:08.520 ♫ So while I can still be heard, here's one last bro fist from the number one in the world ♫ 00:06:08.520 --> 00:06:10.520 Someone punching the screen? 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:12.320 No? 00:06:12.320 --> 00:06:14.320 ♫ [Congratulations]♫ 00:06:14.760 --> 00:06:15.320 OH! 00:06:16.380 --> 00:06:16.880 OH! 00:06:19.020 --> 00:06:20.280 SKRATTA DU 00:06:22.220 --> 00:06:23.800 Hell yeah! 00:06:27.380 --> 00:06:32.880 Damn, so many people liked it. I'm so glad these kid- these a... kids? Did I call them kids? Really? 00:06:33.380 --> 00:06:35.380 Alright, let's watch some more funny clips. 00:06:35.820 --> 00:06:37.820 What in the world is this? 00:06:40.080 --> 00:06:42.080 I need that for Edgar 00:06:42.980 --> 00:06:43.940 Or for myself 00:06:43.980 --> 00:06:45.760 Oh God, Jesus 00:06:45.820 --> 00:06:47.980 Stop, please! 00:06:48.200 --> 00:06:50.200 Who would do that? 00:06:51.260 --> 00:06:52.300 STAAAAHHP 00:06:52.300 --> 00:06:53.280 Oh, okay, it's fine. 00:06:53.280 --> 00:06:55.420 The baby is fine, you saved the baby's li- uh, oh 00:06:56.140 --> 00:06:57.960 People keep saying like: 00:06:57.960 --> 00:07:02.620 My channel is having a bad influence on kids, but now... 00:07:03.690 --> 00:07:09.499 90 million kids - yes. You're all children - has learned how to save a bebe. So, 00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:11.330 You're welcome. 00:07:11.330 --> 00:07:17.689 I think my point has been proven and if you want to show other people how to save a bebe, 0 death merch! 00:07:17.840 --> 00:07:24.260 You can also have this. Also we have the merch coming up soon, I know how to save a bebe if it's dying 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:24.980 *sigh* 00:07:24.980 --> 00:07:30.620 I've been watching so many clips of this guy I- I'm thinking about making a video on it cuz' it's so f**king funny 00:07:30.740 --> 00:07:32.740 I mean you've probably seen these before 00:07:36.400 --> 00:07:37.480 *skrattar* 00:07:37.660 --> 00:07:40.140 STAHP HATIN ON SONIC!! 00:07:40.260 --> 00:07:44.660 My favorite one is the most relatable line of the entire universe 00:07:44.660 --> 00:07:45.500 "You idiot" 00:07:45.500 --> 00:07:46.800 '06 was a good game. 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:50.180 Sonic '06, 'best Sonic game ever' 00:07:50.180 --> 00:07:52.180 AAAAAAAAAAAA (omg) (RIP headphone users) 00:07:52.180 --> 00:07:53.940 RAHHHHH 00:07:53.940 --> 00:07:55.520 IDIOTS! 00:07:55.520 --> 00:07:56.040 And- 00:07:58.540 --> 00:08:00.820 Oh I love it so much, it makes me so happy. 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:04.020 Video: 3, 2, 1, cheers 00:08:04.140 --> 00:08:04.720 What is that? 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:06.000 *splurt* 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:08.160 oh, Jesus Christ 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:09.860 OHOHOHOHOH 00:08:09.860 --> 00:08:11.420 What are they drinking? 00:08:11.420 --> 00:08:19.480 There's- there's some like this is me when my girlfriend bla bla bla ha ha ha a joke. I just can't be bothered anymore 00:08:21.140 --> 00:08:23.140 Yes, the classic! 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:28.000 This is my Starbucks...tea 00:08:29.500 --> 00:08:30.280 Here's 00:08:30.680 --> 00:08:31.440 the motherf- 00:08:31.880 --> 00:08:32.480 tea! 00:08:33.420 --> 00:08:34.240 T-rex 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:37.020 Triceratops 00:08:39.400 --> 00:08:41.400 Brontosaurus 00:08:42.900 --> 00:08:44.900 Micropachycephalosaurus 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:48.120 a 00:08:49.020 --> 00:08:51.020 oh, God! What the hell is that!? 00:08:53.560 --> 00:08:55.560 What IS that? 00:08:59.680 --> 00:09:04.220 what the f-? what the what the what the what the?? 00:09:04.980 --> 00:09:08.180 Ew ew eugh ugh eurgh 00:09:12.280 --> 00:09:14.940 Wow, what a bounce. Wait where's it gonna go 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:18.480 *Bottle makes an epic journey across different places only to simply fail afterwords. You'll see* 00:09:22.780 --> 00:09:24.780 oh. it landed. No? It didn't 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:30.400 It's coming out of the toilet, okay, where is it gonna stop?! 00:09:32.380 --> 00:09:34.380 It keeps going 00:09:34.380 --> 00:09:35.520 *I told you* 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:37.520 That was it. Really? 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:38.640 *ghost being banished* 00:09:39.680 --> 00:09:40.300 Goddammit. 00:09:40.300 --> 00:09:41.290 All right 00:09:41.290 --> 00:09:46.380 That's it for this week's you laugh you lose if you had a fun time today a great way to support the channel 00:09:46.449 --> 00:09:50.789 Is buy merch and I'll see you guys tomorrow and have a great time until then 00:09:50.790 --> 00:09:54.180 Goodbye, and watch like other youtubers as well. It it is, okay 00:09:54.180 --> 00:09:56.140 (Subscribe to---) 00:09:56.140 --> 00:09:58.379 Anyone else this is you 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:04.520 *Felix doing questionable things because its been over 9 years. I think he's lost the plot. So how's your day been?* 00:10:06.880 --> 00:10:12.400 Tuber simulator, it's now so relevant that it's got a brand new minigame! (yay) 00:10:13.029 --> 00:10:14.079 CRANIAC! :D 00:10:14.079 --> 00:10:21.140 drop the crane and get fresh items only available in the washing machine like game and you say there's more of course there is! 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:28.680 New knowledge perks, new quests, and new pixelings and legs guys 00:10:30.040 --> 00:10:30.960 L E G S ^^ 00:10:31.160 --> 00:10:35.160 Ok bye have a beautiful time. Remember to subscribe!