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Felix: Der Abonentenunterschied

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ist kleiner als 26.000

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Und ich mache Ferien

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GOTTVERDAMMT

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[LWAY Intro]

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Eine weitere Woche, ein weiteres Meme, alle zusammen. Sagt es mit mir!

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[neue Woche, neue Memes]

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Lass uns dieses Jahr mit einigen epischen Memestars starten

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Lass uns anschauen, was wir diesmal haben

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PewdiePants™,  ha!

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Das ist Mobbing!

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Aber die 69.69 da, habe ich Recht?

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Das ist eine Sex Nummer

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Wenn PewDiePie Hosen tragen würde, würde er sie so tragen?

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Oder so?

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Offentsichtlich wechsle ich, okay?

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Hört auf herumzualbern!

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Ich werde die Hosen nicht jeden Tag auf die selbe Art tragen, das wäre dumm.

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Du denkst vielleicht, ich trage einen ziemlich langen Pullover?

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Nein! Ich habe keine Beine! Ich schwebe über dem Boden!

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Ich schwebe über dem Boden, wie im Moment.

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(Woop)

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Das ist die Art, wie ich laufe.

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(Wartemusik)

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RoomieOfficial: Felix ist, aufgrund seiner Größe, verunsichert.

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Und das ist der Grund, warum er Nummer Eins bleiben muss.

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Denn das ist das Einzige, was ihn wirklich von dem Fakt ablenken kann,

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dass er nicht so groß ist, wie er es gerne wäre.

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Felix: Also, es sind, nach dem Video mit Roomie, viele Gerüchte umhergegangen.

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In welchem er mich zwangsgemessen hat!

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Felix: Im Fall, dass es sich nicht herausstellt, ich bin 180cm groß. RoomieOfficial: Ok, alles klar!

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Felix: Ich will nur klar machen, dass ich extra tief schwebte.

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Das ist der Grund, warum es 179cm angezeigt hat. Ich meine 180cm!

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RoomieOfficial: Also, ich bekomme..

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Felix: 185cm?

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RoomieOfficial: Nein! (lachend)

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Ich bekomme 177cm heraus.

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Felix: LÜGEN!

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OK?

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LÜGEN!

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Lass dich nicht.. du kannst niemals einen Schweden trauen.

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Das sagt dir ein Schwede.

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Traue niemals einem Schweden!

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Das sind Lügen und nichts als Lügen.

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Ok?

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Man kann nicht mit dem besch****** Daumen messen.

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Was bist du, dumm?

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Deabboniert, danke!

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Fühl dich nicht schlecht, immer noch keine Freundin zu haben.

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Denk dran, Shrek hatte keine Freundin, bis er 30 Jahre alt war!

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Ich bin wie Shrek? Ich bin nicht sexy, wie sonst Etwas!

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Ok 9GAG, Diskriminierung.

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Kannst du dir Shreks Penis vorstellen?

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Meme Crossover, das habe ich schon gesehen. (lacht)

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Meme, aus dem Jahr 2018, vs. Meme, aus dem Jahr 2019.

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Ich mag, dass niemand etwas gegen dieses Meme hatte.

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Und dann kam Gillette, aus dem Nichts, und Alle:

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Es, das Meme, ist so schlecht..

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Haltet die Klappe! (Explosion)

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Wenn du realisierst, dass der Mann, auf diesem Meme, heute gestorben ist.

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Könnten wir ein paar F´s im Chat bekommen?

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Jeder hat offentsichtlich Anteil genommen, so sehr, dass sie sich an ihn als..

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diesen Mann erinnern werden.

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Du kannst nicht gewinnen!

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Plan Z in zehn Minuten!

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Ich sah eine Produktion

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