WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.189 --> 00:00:05.789 White Nights 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:10.820 At your service sir, I'm a level five white knight 00:00:10.820 --> 00:00:12.509 Jesus Christ 00:00:12.509 --> 00:00:17.700 I'm only like a level three paladin knight squire 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:19.440 if you study what I know you will be able to be on my level 00:00:19.980 --> 00:00:20.920 please teach me senpai 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:25.760 Okay, I respect women so much. I 00:00:26.040 --> 00:00:28.040 Wish I was one tear to my eye 00:00:28.140 --> 00:00:32.219 Let's review the white knight ready by the end of this video 00:00:32.610 --> 00:00:37.919 Perhaps you who's watching as well could become a fellow of white knight and protect women all over the planet 00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:46.859 Respect woman's this one says George Lopez with a sweet and simple response George Lopez. You should go back to 00:00:47.440 --> 00:00:49.440 Mexico 00:00:56.140 --> 00:00:59.609 You are bullying and swearing 00:01:14.740 --> 00:01:18.720 Who's the white knight here those could be George Lopez 00:01:19.990 --> 00:01:21.299 Yeah, I'm confused 00:01:21.299 --> 00:01:21.659 Yeah 00:01:21.659 --> 00:01:26.728 I think it I think it's people trying to - white knight people and then just be I have it though back in their face 00:01:26.729 --> 00:01:31.019 This guy was so proud of this Hillary Clinton me me signed and dated it fools 00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:33.780 No, man 00:01:34.869 --> 00:01:40.828 Fools no man can defeat me I am no man, Nick Bell 00:01:41.829 --> 00:01:43.829 2016 this 00:01:43.829 --> 00:01:49.769 That's beautiful Nick Bell twin. So glad I think we should start doing that and all memes 00:01:51.009 --> 00:01:55.259 Put it put are totally missing the copyrights. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta put your water marks and all memes 00:01:55.259 --> 00:01:59.429 So they know that you originally stole it. Oh Jesus. I thought it was jacksepticeye. Oh 00:02:00.850 --> 00:02:03.719 You know only a true white knight can pull up that face 00:02:05.290 --> 00:02:12.430 You need to be at least level 10 the face of smugness and at the same time their face you make when oh, 00:02:12.430 --> 00:02:14.499 I wasn't wrong. That's literally what it says 00:02:15.440 --> 00:02:17.440 your gender is 00:02:17.810 --> 00:02:22.449 responsible for the oppression of women for centuries and your race is 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:28.360 responsible for the enslavement of people of color around the globe and your nation is 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:36.399 Responsible for the attempted war of Muslim people were crowned worldwide and you realize it's sorry 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:42.280 They said you pull off their I need to take 00:02:44.600 --> 00:02:46.600 Some bad stuff 00:02:47.060 --> 00:02:49.750 Just post a selfie either post a selfie 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:54.399 And skip the text. All right, either push the selfie or the text 00:02:54.530 --> 00:03:00.550 Okay, do you combine both and I hate you this guy's sitting in first class right now while he's taking the selfie, okay? 00:03:00.550 --> 00:03:02.979 Oh, look. It's matpat male feminist. Wondering how long? 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:06.250 Does he have to agree with women until he gets laid? 00:03:12.260 --> 00:03:16.570 I can't tell if it has to be satire. I'm also not sure 00:03:20.630 --> 00:03:27.969 Jimmy's seafood is savage today. Oh god. I love the company being Savage. Good morning. Peter crab emoji 00:03:27.970 --> 00:03:35.290 Ah, childish taunts are good for business. Apparently look, we don't give you hair advice and you won't give us business advice cool. Cool 00:03:35.530 --> 00:03:43.059 Yo, yo Jimmy's let's be real for a moment Megan Tara's super rad. So trying to make a joke about her hair is lame a.m 00:03:43.730 --> 00:03:45.940 And is 2018 bruh? 00:03:46.610 --> 00:03:52.149 2018 can we nuttin can we add chilli nut and they'd just be besties and 00:03:52.640 --> 00:03:56.229 For once again, her hair is super rad 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.380 Your friend Kip. I cannot stress that enough 00:04:00.019 --> 00:04:07.269 Her hair is super rad hashtag BFF, hashtag besties hashtags thirsty 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:17.199 No, she's still not gonna date, you know J Griffith Oh rad effort right a forever. I 00:04:18.620 --> 00:04:22.509 can't believe see me Jimmy Seaford came out of winner that one cuz I feel like 00:04:22.580 --> 00:04:26.109 taunting PJ so cringy at this point all your girlfriend wants on a 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:32.710 Sunday is for you to take her to brunch while wearing yoga pant a punny t-shirt oversized sunglasses 00:04:33.110 --> 00:04:40.539 Her hair in a big effed up bun and for you not to talk to her while she's close to her boat 00:04:41.659 --> 00:04:45.879 Look at what a gorgeous mess. He is. You don't deserve her. So be a man 00:04:46.939 --> 00:04:48.590 Drive her to brunch 00:04:48.590 --> 00:04:50.539 gaze at her adoringly 00:04:50.539 --> 00:04:54.399 But keep your freaking mouth shut while she catches up on last night's happenings 00:04:54.469 --> 00:04:58.179 Pay the check and maybe she won't figure out she's way out of your league 00:04:59.060 --> 00:05:00.229 Jesus Christ 00:05:00.229 --> 00:05:06.158 Why do men always have to shop women from scar lanes that too much to ask to look at them dankmemes that being interrupted? 00:05:06.860 --> 00:05:14.439 Smh crying shaking my hands so hard right now. Ken shook shook. I'm woke I'm shucking. I'm 00:05:15.529 --> 00:05:18.219 Why isn't it called? No woman's sky? 00:05:19.099 --> 00:05:26.049 The real question hmm free chicken. Why why is it not come ramming? Sky? Oh, oh 00:05:26.810 --> 00:05:28.810 Okay 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.120 You made it 00:05:35.180 --> 00:05:37.750 Finally I'm ready famous guys 00:05:39.979 --> 00:05:46.718 The comments keep excessively harassing her and Twitter will permanently ban you you have been reporting 00:05:48.650 --> 00:05:55.659 Kadim male entitlement knows no is the rest of us. Keep going bad. You'll get lead one day 00:05:59.300 --> 00:06:01.300 For your thighs legs and breasts 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:04.120 Cindy's is ass to KFC 00:06:04.460 --> 00:06:07.810 Your women not a value menu. Yeah 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:11.199 This guy gets it does. He live inside an orange? 00:06:13.310 --> 00:06:16.750 You disrespect my lady in the wrong neighborhood Chad 00:06:17.970 --> 00:06:20.900 Damn, damn the fedoras. Oh 00:06:22.020 --> 00:06:26.539 And that lien? Oh, yeah, the one leg up they bought the bus sounds like a music video 00:06:26.790 --> 00:06:30.140 Why did the fedora become such a staple for? 00:06:30.540 --> 00:06:37.640 Virginity Brian you dress never worn because it's too big for me fit size 10 to 14. Super stretchy material 00:06:38.250 --> 00:06:43.310 20 bucks Leo would smash Leo's about to just get completely 00:06:43.830 --> 00:06:44.960 annihilated 00:06:44.960 --> 00:06:49.039 Here comes Benjy in though with the save. What exactly do you mean by that? 00:06:49.110 --> 00:06:54.889 Are you trying to say that you would have sex with this women? That is growth. Uh-huh 00:06:54.950 --> 00:06:59.210 That is gross than the gross way of saying it. Seriously. You're pathetic Ellen 00:06:59.210 --> 00:07:05.900 I think you were forgetting Maddie that no, you wouldn't smash this woman is probably so far out of your league. You wouldn't even touch 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:11.749 Facts, I'm not a viewer stalking big deals saying stuff like that 00:07:11.850 --> 00:07:19.100 What the most intimate the human contact you receive lately is using the public toilet when the seat is still public done 00:07:19.170 --> 00:07:20.640 enjoy your little 00:07:20.640 --> 00:07:22.140 PS 00:07:22.140 --> 00:07:30.110 Beautiful dress smiley face Sara replies. Hey Jory, you're Benji right back at you. My love o it comes real he's mad 00:07:30.930 --> 00:07:36.409 Leo back, okay, excuse me, Ben. I'm sorry. You took my comments serious? 00:07:36.410 --> 00:07:44.210 I understand the purpose of your comment was to win female approval at the expense of your dignity. So I'm not particularly offended 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.510 Wow, this is I mean, they're both crazy in my opinion now god damn it 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:58.340 Girls are so freakin two-faced and yes, I'm gonna tack her before anybody else. Does it so among my many talents? 00:07:58.340 --> 00:08:01.669 I love to bake which I was doing today. He loves to bake. Oh 00:08:02.610 --> 00:08:06.499 I thought say it to myself. Hmm, you know would be nice 00:08:07.080 --> 00:08:14.119 Making extra muffins and bringing them round two blinks house. No girl's house. Okay. Nope 00:08:14.130 --> 00:08:16.130 Nope, apparently not 00:08:16.580 --> 00:08:18.440 you are a 00:08:18.440 --> 00:08:20.559 You were so rude and ungrateful. Oh 00:08:21.410 --> 00:08:23.469 He was gonna make your extra muffins 00:08:23.810 --> 00:08:29.919 How could you you didn't even invite me in accept my present which I've gone to extra effort to make 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:38.710 All I want is douchebags not caring for men like me, haha 00:08:39.530 --> 00:08:40.780 Don't take it personally 00:08:40.780 --> 00:08:47.319 You'll be sweet not very fair posting this on public status and you should be home her instead just giving advice thumbs up 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:51.879 No hate, but if someone does me wrong the last thing I'm good at all 00:09:00.140 --> 00:09:02.140 Right your call dude 00:09:08.870 --> 00:09:15.550 I can finally call you out on your beers. You came to my house whilst I was with my boyfriend Oh 00:09:16.610 --> 00:09:23.139 Which you've known about for ages, but still act like a desperate weirdo trying to get me to go out with you 00:09:23.140 --> 00:09:25.600 I don't see how it's to make 00:10:14.750 --> 00:10:22.059 Knew you had to be if please a douche and I'm just saying you deserve better, but what do I know? Haha 00:10:22.930 --> 00:10:29.559 And just cause someone has a BF doesn't mean another guy can't have a chance with the person 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:35.709 I wasn't trying the guy can still get a chance and swoop in and steal you with with thongs condoms and extra muffins. I 00:10:36.319 --> 00:10:41.498 Wasn't trying on my French god damn it. I wasn't trying to be your bf just trying to have a chance you 00:10:51.499 --> 00:10:58.808 Surprised the old cupcakes and condoms sweetie didn't work something wrong with that girl. Yeah. I mean the ball friend could have Ward the thong 00:11:01.999 --> 00:11:03.999 What a journey 00:11:04.670 --> 00:11:06.670 Emotional roller coaster 00:11:06.860 --> 00:11:09.639 How the white armor works please hog 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:17.198 'native dissonance helmet allows rad femme dogma to make sense to him. It also corrects his male gaze 00:11:18.170 --> 00:11:25.029 That's right eye contact is very important. He's got the magic breastplate that allows him to swallow his pride and check his privilege 00:11:25.970 --> 00:11:31.540 Get the soap the soap the SJW sword cuts new entitlement like hot knife through butter 00:11:33.319 --> 00:11:40.748 Protective knee pads protects his knees when groveling at the feet of the nearest women while apologizing on behalf of all men 00:11:45.040 --> 00:11:47.199 I'm a Jackson my pants. Oh, there it is again 00:11:59.269 --> 00:12:05.469 We have now joined we have become what we hated ken what has happened to you. God has come full circle o 00:12:07.220 --> 00:12:09.220 Male family speed a 00:12:10.730 --> 00:12:12.730 Slight breeze and the old disappeared 00:12:16.730 --> 00:12:21.459 It's a male feminist meetup F FEMA comes in. Hey guys, can I join no? 00:12:24.379 --> 00:12:31.549 Famine history is the round table meeting. The white knights are here. That's a white knight. It is our duty to 00:12:32.730 --> 00:12:35.539 Stand up and respect women worldwide 00:12:36.270 --> 00:12:39.319 smash like if you respect women and 00:12:40.110 --> 00:12:43.010 for more info on women check out 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:52.849 This is a it was confusing shout out ever received, but thank you. There you go kid