WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.040 sskkKRaA 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:02.520 sKrAaA 00:00:03.220 --> 00:00:03.720 skurt 00:00:04.420 --> 00:00:04.960 SKarRArRAR 00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:08.600 I'm 29 years old, everybody. Welcome to You Laugh You Lose. 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:10.740 Let's 00:00:10.740 --> 00:00:11.420 frICKIN' 00:00:11.420 --> 00:00:11.920 DO 00:00:11.920 --> 00:00:12.420 T H I S , guys 00:00:12.420 --> 00:00:14.880 Accept this challenge by SMASHING LIKE 00:00:15.060 --> 00:00:15.760 On... 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:16.560 *stroke* 00:00:16.560 --> 00:00:22.000 Smashing like on this video right FRICKIN' now if you're up for it. Unless you're a 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.040 C o w a r d. 00:00:23.040 --> 00:00:24.600 I'm not afraid! 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.500 Give me my life points. Look at that. 00:00:28.900 --> 00:00:32.500 Let the games begin. 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:37.400 Hey, look at that, a Tik Tok video. 00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:43.360 GIRL: Don't...don't scroll on me okay??? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know 00:00:43.360 --> 00:00:45.360 that...If you don't think you're beautiful... 00:00:47.890 --> 00:00:54.300 Fine, I don't even care. That was amazing. Very creative, but it will not happen again. Mark my words. 00:00:54.300 --> 00:01:00.419 GIRL: Yeah you! Don't...don't scroll on me, okay? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know... 00:01:01.570 --> 00:01:03.570 that if you don't think you're beautif... (Felix laughs like an elephant) 00:01:07.420 --> 00:01:11.280 FELIX: Wait, wait, wait, what is this thing? This is like a breakup? "And you were just... 00:01:12.250 --> 00:01:17.099 "someone to make bets about. Didn't care. I wanted you to talk to me the next day." 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.040 Okay, um... 00:01:20.590 --> 00:01:22.950 "Awful to hear that a girl is interested in you." 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:27.900 (people in video laugh) (Felix laughs) 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:36.880 Ugh. I'm not off for a good start, am I? It's okay. I got a few sleeves up my... 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:37.560 n e c k...(?) 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:42.200 This is the second most savage thing you can send to a breakup text, just... 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.000 "N O T E D. " 00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:46.100 Moving on! 00:01:46.100 --> 00:01:51.589 BOY: ...Crackhead has been outside my door for like 10 minutes, already called the cops, and he's still f***** here. 00:01:51.589 --> 00:01:53.560 (knocking from outside) Open the door! 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:55.560 What do you want? 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.560 I'm already Tracer! (XDDDDDD) (what about widowmaker) 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:01.200 (rawr XD) 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:06.400 My man knows some fire music, man. "Even crackhead know that the dankest memes." 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:15.060 MAN: Have you seen Armand Christophe? Don't worry, we'll get him. 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:15.800 (sure) 00:02:20.740 --> 00:02:21.460 (s p l o n c h ) 00:02:21.460 --> 00:02:22.340 FELIX: (Elephant laugh) 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:28.740 *quieter splonch uwu* 00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:35.920 MAN: Can I help you? 00:02:37.660 --> 00:02:38.600 (s p l o n c h 3 ) 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:42.500 FELIX: We'll get 'em! 00:02:43.700 --> 00:02:44.810 One day. 00:02:44.810 --> 00:02:46.300 After we enjoy this wonderful bath. 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:54.220 I freakin' love Oblivion, guys. If you guys...if you guys have not subscribed to Bacon_ , 00:02:55.010 --> 00:02:57.010 I don't know what to tell you, man. 00:02:57.500 --> 00:02:59.010 (boy coughing and spitting) 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:01.580 BOY: Hey, can someone throw me another Capri-Sun? 00:03:01.580 --> 00:03:02.140 Y E E T 00:03:02.580 --> 00:03:04.100 oh, oh, oh, f*** (dies a slow painful death) 00:03:05.420 --> 00:03:09.780 Careful what you wish for, *mmm*. This is a meme that is a lesson to learn for everyone. 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:12.660 You may think you wanna Capri-Sun, but do you really? 00:03:22.430 --> 00:03:29.829 Goddamn. That was, that was hard. I'm not gonna lie, that was so freakin hard, but I pulled through and I made it. 00:03:29.950 --> 00:03:31.460 Are you still in the game? 00:03:31.460 --> 00:03:34.659 SKIPPER: Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more. 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:36.800 OBAMA: Hello, Skipper. 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:38.940 SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, what are you doing here? 00:03:38.940 --> 00:03:42.100 OBAMA: I came here to thank you for your great service to this country. 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:45.400 SKIPPER: No thanks necessary, Mr. Obama. 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:49.320 OBAMA: As a token of my gratitude. I'd like to give you the n-word pass. 00:03:49.660 --> 00:03:53.900 SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, it is an honor to call you my... 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:56.510 FELIX: No, no, no, no. 00:03:56.510 --> 00:04:02.829 Moving on, everybody. This is going great. I'm still alive, still kicking it. It's incredible, 00:04:02.830 --> 00:04:08.139 how I never lost one of these. I never lost a You Laugh You Lose. You keep losing them all the time! 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:12.100 (rock music) 00:04:16.530 --> 00:04:18.200 Okay, moving on! 00:04:18.200 --> 00:04:20.500 BONGO CAT: We'll each need to take down about ten! 00:04:20.500 --> 00:04:23.400 THANOS: Still your fear! It's now or never! 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:25.500 OBUNGA: We'll win this. I know we will! 00:04:25.900 --> 00:04:29.220 FELIX: Obunga! I haven't seen him in years. 00:04:29.220 --> 00:04:31.220 The hand that smash! 00:04:31.220 --> 00:04:33.220 (electric charging and zapping noises) 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.200 FELIX IN VIDEO: Meme review! (explosion) (Felix laughs) 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:53.200 FELIX: Oh yeah! Screw you, Markiplier! 00:05:02.459 --> 00:05:04.879 Is anyone gonna make it? Come on, T-Series. 00:05:10.770 --> 00:05:17.119 DAMN! Damn it! Damn it! How could I miss one?! 00:05:18.100 --> 00:05:20.100 ddddttdt!! It doesn't work! 00:05:20.520 --> 00:05:23.659 It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. All right. 00:05:24.840 --> 00:05:27.560 Everyone's gonna die, it doesn't matter. T-Series will die too. 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:33.980 Oh no, T-Series isn't a physical being, it's a corporate entity that could technically live on forever. Oh, God. 00:05:34.590 --> 00:05:35.940 Oh, God! 00:05:35.940 --> 00:05:37.440 Damn it! 00:05:40.900 --> 00:05:42.900 (players laugh) FELIX: Oh, God. 00:05:46.940 --> 00:05:48.300 Kill it! 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:55.360 He becomes a stripper, very nice! 00:06:00.750 --> 00:06:06.230 Good meme! Good old classic... man, I need to do more videos with VR, they're so funny. 00:06:10.700 --> 00:06:15.200 (unintelligible old man laughs and noises) 00:06:26.940 --> 00:06:28.440 Come on. 00:06:32.700 --> 00:06:36.400 He has such a beautiful laugh. There's no way you can't. Come on. 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:43.100 MAN: You there! Stop where you are. Stay on the rocks! Don't step on the sand, it makes the ant lions crazy! 00:06:43.100 --> 00:06:44.800 FELIX: I don't think you can save... oh. (laughs) 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:46.520 MAN: Stop it, Freeman! 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:51.200 FELIX: Freeman, please. 00:06:51.200 --> 00:06:59.200 MAN: No! Please... no. No! Noo! Nooooo! 00:07:01.030 --> 00:07:09.300 FELIX: Naw, that's what I'm saying, he dies anyway. It doesn't matter. Stop crying, it's okay, it's a video game. it's a video game! 00:07:09.340 --> 00:07:12.449 God, ants aren't real! Jesus Christ... 00:07:14.400 --> 00:07:17.800 MAN: Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:20.000 ...and it's strong enough to pick up pancake! 00:07:21.459 --> 00:07:23.400 FELIX: Oh my God. (laughs) 00:07:26.050 --> 00:07:27.700 Goddammit! 00:07:27.700 --> 00:07:30.200 What? My lettuce! 00:07:30.200 --> 00:07:33.700 MAN: ...wet food, pet hair, or Thai sticky rice. It even sweeps slippery ice. 00:07:33.700 --> 00:07:34.500 FELIX: Ice?! 00:07:34.500 --> 00:07:37.500 MAN: It's so light, I can pick up a mess using my pinky! 00:07:37.500 --> 00:07:38.020 FELIX: Wow, with your pinky! 00:07:38.020 --> 00:07:40.000 MAN: The Hurricane Spin Room is whisper quiet, and... 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:41.000 FELIX: Can I pick up my dog? 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.700 MAN: ...swivels around furniture quick and easy, with no cords and no batteries. 00:07:44.700 --> 00:07:45.900 FELIX: BATTERIES!! 00:07:45.900 --> 00:07:47.800 MAN: The secret is triple-brush technology that uses centrifugal... 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:49.500 FELIX: Watch, it can pick up everything! 00:07:49.500 --> 00:07:52.300 MAN: ...force, combined with a rotating action to sweep up everything in its path. 00:07:52.300 --> 00:07:53.300 FELIX: Holy frick, dude! 00:07:53.300 --> 00:07:54.800 MAN: Just push to empty in the trash... 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:56.000 FELIX: I'm freaking out over here! 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:59.400 MAN: ...your hands never touch the mess. And the Spin Broom has a mega-mouth, that's big enough... 00:07:59.400 --> 00:08:00.300 FELIX: MEGA MOUTH!! 00:08:00.300 --> 00:08:01.700 MAN: ...to pick up a ham sandwich! Look at that! 00:08:01.700 --> 00:08:03.060 FELIX: HAM SANDWICH!! (laughs) 00:08:03.060 --> 00:08:06.540 MAN: The giant corner brushes clean along baseboards and toe kicks with... 00:08:10.180 --> 00:08:14.660 MAN: Even vinyl! It gets into the grout lines, leaving nothing behind. And the fold-flat handle... 00:08:14.669 --> 00:08:15.940 FELIX: What about the pancakes? 00:08:15.940 --> 00:08:16.800 MAN: ...lets you easily reach... 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:18.800 FELIX: What about the pancakes?! 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:20.800 MAN: ...between and under furniture. And it's strong enough to pick up pancake! 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:28.000 FELIX: (laughing uncontrollably) "Honey, I dropped a couple of large batteries, get the spin broom!" 00:08:28.960 --> 00:08:32.400 I think it's safe to say I lost, I definitely lost. 00:08:34.570 --> 00:08:38.939 Please, Brad ~sama. Please. Can I get another life? 00:08:40.599 --> 00:08:42.599 Oh, thank you, kind sir. 00:08:42.880 --> 00:08:48.500 Looks like I'm still in the game! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (old man laugh) 00:08:48.500 --> 00:08:53.500 MAN: 7 + 6 is 12, or 7 + 6 are 12? 00:08:53.500 --> 00:08:56.730 7 + 6 is 12. 00:08:57.310 --> 00:09:04.380 Well, it all depends on how you look at it, because from another perspective, it's 12, and from another perspective are 12. 00:09:04.380 --> 00:09:10.650 Do you understand? It's like the criteria and the fundamentals you have as a person determine if it "is" or "are". 00:09:11.230 --> 00:09:18.000 FELIX: The criteria or the fundamentals as a person will affect the answer of this mathematical question. 00:09:18.300 --> 00:09:19.300 Absolute mad lad. 00:09:21.300 --> 00:09:23.300 (Italian speech) 00:09:26.800 --> 00:09:30.200 FELIX: "I am the shape of Dark Souls...2?" 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:35.200 (starts off in Italian but then crazy yelling) 00:09:35.680 --> 00:09:37.360 (chuckling and possible dying inside) 00:09:38.300 --> 00:09:42.400 Who is this Italian animator that do... always do these amazing ones? 00:09:42.400 --> 00:09:44.900 I want to know the source for this. Those are always great. 00:09:44.900 --> 00:09:46.700 (crazy yelling) 00:09:47.419 --> 00:09:50.228 Okay, let's look at the result. 00:09:50.929 --> 00:09:54.459 Wow, it looks like I beat you again. How about that? 00:09:54.459 --> 00:09:58.839 Now you have to smash like, subscribe, and hit the bell button. That was it for me for now, 00:09:58.839 --> 00:10:00.839 hope you guys enjoyed this video of SKRATTAR DU!! 00:10:00.889 --> 00:10:06.900 Leave a comment if you skratta, leave a comment if you förlora, and I will see you guys next week. Goodbye!