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Marzia quits Youtube

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VoiceoverPete Get Bannd from Fiverr

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And Wall Street Journal is back at it again!

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I'm Poppy Harlow, *Pop*  and this is Peuu Neuus

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*shitty news intro*

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Good evening! I'm Poppy Harlow, the most respected news women in the industry. *Pop*

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*wheeze*

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What you all find on this channel is nothing but the fact. And that's fact. That's a fact.

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Our first *clap* Story *clap* Comes from Pete, the voiceover man

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Sorry. I may have gotten that wrong

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VoiceoverPete

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Our first story comes

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From Voiceover Pete

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Voiceover Pete recently got banned from Fiverr

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That's right, apparently Fiverr is

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on a quest to just destroy their

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website completely and decided

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to bAn

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VoiceoverPete now if you don't know who

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Voiceover Pete is he's an epic gamer

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A huge memester

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And an awesome vOiCe-PeRsOn

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guy

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We talk about the fAcTs here. Now he was featured

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In one of my videos. I mean, it's a

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popular meme.

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It's practically everywhere at this point

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'attention all nine-year-old gamers'

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*clap* *clap* *weird finger movements*

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Pewdiepie is in great danger.

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*Bitch Lasagna instrumental in the background*

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He needs your help to wipe out T-series

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from YouTube once and for all

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we must not let T-series reach 69 MiLliOn subscribers

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before he does

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Now voiceover Pete has clearly helped PewDiePie

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PewDiePie is my employer so

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we need to help voiceoverPete back (good english pewds. better than your Swedish at least)

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Attention all Tik Tok fans

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I understand you have a big question

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Why do good girls like bad guys

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Alright, I have the aNsWeR

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*pewd laughs*

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bUt FiRsT

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I need the 16 numbers on your credit card

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three friggin numbers

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*pewd laughs*

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Probably VoiceoverPete is most famous for the meme

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where he says

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"AtTeNTiOn aLL GaMerS"

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For us to WiN in this game wether it's

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Counter Strike or fORtNite

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to reach the EPIC win royale

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He needs your credit - mom's credit card number

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Thats the j0kE

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thREE numbers on the back, the expiration month and date

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BUTT 🍑

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you GOTTA BE QUICK

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so that *inaudible* can SEcURE The fRAG

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and ACHIEVE

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the EPIC TERRORIST WIN

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*Undertale - Megalovania*

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*wheeze*

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I can't believe

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all undertale gamers

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Sans is in great danger and he needs your help

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to defeat Frisk and save the underground

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He's gonna need your credit card *inaudible* *pewd wheezes*

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three numbers on the back *pewd continues to laugh*

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and the expiration month and year

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*pewd laughs*

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And once again pew news and meme review

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are just *random noises* two worlds colliding

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*wheeze*

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Now Grandayy posted on twitter saying

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aTTention all epic gamers

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fiverr just banned

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VoiceoverPete