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ken!

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Pewdiepie!

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Are you ready?

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*laughter* they both want to die

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That's not the intro, ahaha *they both want to fucking die*

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yah yeet *logan paul who?*

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you waited and I was like what? *R.I.P Ken*

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Go ahead, try it again.

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What is the most...

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deadliest...

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(earrape) ...I don't know how to intro this! [haha]

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We're doing sad cringe!

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Pewds: Sad cringe everybody! [haha]

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Ken: No!

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Pewds: What do you mean sad cringe‽   Ken: (laughing) Sad cringe...

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It's a developed, acquired taste,

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...to appreciate truly a sad cringe, Ken.

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Is it like a... "You cry, you lose" kinda thing?

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No no no, this is a "You cry, you win" Okay?

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sad cringe sub reddit from... welp I mean look up

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hey everyone I am in immediate need of
hell he said help but hell works too why not

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so back at beginning of summer I bought
around 6000 fidgets spinners at a

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wholesale to resell what a great
investment Wow only 6000 of them

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let's see how many did it sell I just
only sold 73 of them wow that's cool he

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only needs to sell 5927 more quick maths
does anyone want to buy some in bulk

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what about you kid you want to buy some
in bulk I just can't wait what an

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investment I'm getting desperate
I suck my life saving it to that oh you (sure why not)

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know I look at Bitcoin and I'm like no
thank you

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I will spend all my life savings in
fidget spinners who knows maybe in 20

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years they'll come back yeah yeah like
pogs or something

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yeah box hook came back that was a sad
cringe that was the sad cream Happy New

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I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF UNDERWATER RATS  also just read it

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may I kindly offer you to be my first

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no reply no reply just humiliated on
reddit and said but dick moon I think(im not changing that)

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about it hey baby me you know what not
poor Ethan he's gonna have to die I'm

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sorry
then suppose it's on my page send your

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snapchat name to me please
I adds you let's snapchat text me on it(great grammar bud)

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text me on snapchat I'm already feeling
pretty thirsty ( lemme get you some water)an hour passes all right

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not even an hour 20 minutes this is Josh
mom he just ran in front of a car(good)

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oh no and I don't know he was gonna make
it he was a bleed from his mouth oh no

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oh no not the bleed from his mouth he
could die at any second that's a mu

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damage bleeding from your mouth and said
he loves everybody but I don't know if

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he's going to make it and he loves you
do you care about him do you care about

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him hi it's Josh now just got back from
the hospital * they die laughing* but like just listen

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please snapchat can you send me snapchat
please well you know A plus for trying(R.I.P. JOSH)

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he just ran in front of a car and get
the snapchat it's not worth living

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divorcee selfie yeah the woman in the
back sling

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that's a cringe window come on yeah it's
not a sad cringe he looks like he's

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happy about it so I'm sure he's winning
hey exactly the dirtiest job be furry

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artists make about $250 each Commission
and it takes me three days to do one

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wait a minute
$250 why are we here three days to work

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Jesus patron has given me over 4k a
month just to post my commissions

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they're not even that well-known they
don't even know me and I'm making 4k NO ONE ASKED xD a month

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plus $250 every three days vomit
about 5 to 6 times we're making these

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Commission because I find freaking
disgusting *actually same though*this is exactly what it's

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like to do you - Wow I'm just saying you
should go to prom with me in the trash

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this is so sad  friend
zone so hard we look so much like a

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couple here hahahahaha a couple of bestiessssssssss

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did an escape room with all my femail (I can spell xD )
co-worker I was stuck in a small room

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with three femailss for 58 minutes why
not just say an hour they smelled so

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BAD LIKE FISH IT WAS GROSS and we touched HANDS so much I
literally feel LIKE IMA THROW UP oh my god it was NASTY

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minutes of ecstasy I'm in heaven
every room becomes an escape room with him

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I did an escape room for the first
time a few a week ago or something like

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that and with no one touched hands okay
no one needed to touch any hand how's

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this guy react like shake someone's
hand that's a femail (not letting that one go)

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it's like when you hug a girl when
you're you're a kid and you're like I

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feel something there this poor guy and
his ex-girlfriend my ex-girlfriend

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bought this on my account I'm still hurt
from the break-up but Amazon is bugging

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me about a review so here I am lurking
her Instagram to see the outfit and give an honest review on her behalf

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even though I was unable to see in person she
looks great in this two-piece and it

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fits every curve just right *kill me* could just
imagine all the attention she's getting

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in this although I'm sad I'm very happy
she made this purchase man no its not poor

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stop sympathizing KEN!  his ex-girlfriend
bought it on his account yeah well what

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do you think she's got her money
connected to that account

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heck no yeah but oh oh my okay so this is
what shows up if you search Google on

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Bing why go there when you can search
here you can search right here try it

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I couldn't understand a fucking word of that sorry

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to be fair every time I've ever searched
anything on bing it's never giving me

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what I want
really I have to go to like the second

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page on bing to find what I want and
that's just asking too much ( no your just lazy KEN!) I never even tried it

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(im sorry what the fuck did you just say?) this woman got

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stuck in her bathtub for 30 minutes
after bathing in cocaine

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there's no traction no grip just me and
my fat body slippin around covered in cocaine

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must read like the quote they took just
me and my fat body sitting around

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covered in cocaine as a news story did you
just tweet her or something she must had

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like call the police I'm stuck in my
bathtub I can't get out this is what I

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mean like sorry you lost it you life is
over now (R.I.P.) I would like to thank everyone

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for a lovely birthday messages oh wait I
don't I didn't get any ha ha ha ha ha(R.I.P.)

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let's say you know somebody's sad cringy
because they go I thought you just call

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me out because I didn't send you
birthday wishes what a good cringy

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moment there I I freaking put your name
in my calendar so I can congratulate you

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on your birthday and I didn't even get
anything on my birthday and the only

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reply I got from your birthday was like
oh you check Facebook no I did oh you

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know who's never getting a happy
birthday ever

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I know your birthday was coming up so I
Google a hey you what yep I am just got

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home from work
nice how was that it was okay I guess

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yeah so with why are you tired BITCH what
don't um me you BITCH I was big very polite

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and you just ignore me your LOSS BITCH I had literally 
got home I wanna know how long it took

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for that BITCH to come back
why are you tired BITCH  like I needed to chill lol

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you were texting before wow you have no
idea on what you're gonna miss out on

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miss out 8"f pleasure down the
drain okay I think you have the wrong idea imma have to passs

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don't try to play hard to get now 
I'll see you it's over  whore ill see you in hell (it had never began)

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okay my dude you had the wrong idea anyway 
BITCH(not  translating what you can fucking read)

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1k donation to her on last stream that's
crazy bro I'm still below top ten

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donators haha okay squad bro I need 1k
donation please donate a little less

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this month because four months of rent
we're overdue but I still got to do it

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oh oh if I give a money they love me
yeah man I get it my wife's been bugging

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me about this holiday but the squad
comes first look that's some next level  GOALS xD)

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brainwashing right there this is
recently three days ago Jesus Christ

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like how much it would be fellas save if
they just did two bits well you gotta be

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tough it's for the squad for the squad
fam all right I think that's it thank

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you Ken four sad cringing with me that
was beautiful I feel terrible I feel

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good this is what I'm this gives me
strength this gives me power do you feed

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off the sand cringe people's back in
consuming their souls you know check out

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Ken's channel everybody in case of him
please drop some 1k donations they I

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know he does live streams
stop asking about the broken podcast

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please thank you bye I literally want to die is what he means *HOPE YOU HATED THE SUBTITTLES* :)