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ATTENTION: ALL NINE-YEAR OLD GAMERS

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*CLAP* *CLAP*

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PEWDIEPIE IS IN GREAT DANGER

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HE NEEDS YOUR HELP

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TO WIPE OUT T-SERIES

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from "Youtube" once and for all

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We must not let T-Series reach 69 million subscribers before he does

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Now to help him,

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All Pewdiepie needs is for you to subscribe to his channel!

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preetty eassyy

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SO BE SURE TO *HIT* THAT BELL!! *already did*

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*SMACKS* AND TURN THOSE NOTIFICATIONS ON

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Ssspread the news with all your friends *fellow 9-year old*

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throughout the WORLD

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But you gotta be quick so that Pewdiepie

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can achieve the EPIC VICTORY ROYALLEE

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and prevail forever with zero deaths!

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And also

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be sure to subscribe

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to grandday

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*CLAP* *Pewds Goes Super Syan*

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*CLAP* *Alexa, Play Meme Review*

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MEME REVIEW

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*CLAP*

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OH YEAAA (it's No Nut November buddy)

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This is the last.

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Guys this could be the last

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MEME REVIEW?!? *noooo*

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as the best YouTuber in the world

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That's right. That's how that works.

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Please guys.

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ATTENTION ALL GAMERS *and 9 year olds*

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I need your help. This is serious.

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*Meme review clap*

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*oof Soundtrack *

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I'm gonna have to use everything in my power at this point.

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*continues sad music*

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But let's get into the memes.

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EVERYONE WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

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*CLAP* *CLAP* MEME REVIEW!

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*pewds laugh* EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

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*CLAP* *CLAP* MEME REVIEW!

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SO CUTE!!

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*CLAP* *CLAP* *MEME REVIEW*

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Absolute mad lads

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What a bunch of legends.

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I'm proud of you.

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These kids can clearly say, they are doing their part.

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Now can you say you are doing yours?

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WAIT A MINUTE! *hold up your horses*

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*pewds processing what he saw*

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Go back on the footage.

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*configuration in process*

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*analyzing data*

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*disappointed*

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Is that a gnome? Is that a GNOME?!

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Uh..Guys. *breathes heavily*

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I hate to say this, but *continues heavy breathing*

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I think there's a gnome right there!

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*sigh poor brad 1# and 2. good luck with him*

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Guys, it's not a joke. There's a gnome right there!

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*CLAP*

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*Drunk Gnome appears*

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I thought we had a deal, kids. Huh?!

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I thought we had a- *pewds trying to speak English* whatever

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I'm gonna find you all, okay?

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I don't care what it takes. No one gnomes me. Okay?

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*TRAnsITITION!

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How's it going everyone?

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Poppy Harlow here for a SPECIAL PEW NEWS NEW SEG-!

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Elon Musk just tweeted: "Send me ur dankest memes!!"

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Wow. *thanks Brad1*

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That is

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EPIC

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Elon Musk billionaire, okay?! *Elon senpai*

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is slowly, but surely tapping into the meme industry

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There's potential rumors about him

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funding catgirls *meow*

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'cause it's genetically possible

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BUT THEY "LaCk FunDINg"

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Maybe that's a new business he's looking into? (Thank You Elon Musk)

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A lot of people seem confused why Elon is tapping into memes (wanna be pewds)

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But surely, it can only mean

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that there's a lot of money for the people in the industry.

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So this is great news for everyone.

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How did they know?

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"Horoscope: You're probably breathing right now"

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"People: Surprised pikachu face"

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How much could this meme be worth at this point?

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Incredible.

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Elon Musk: "twitter meme"

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"Twitter users:" *pewds laugh*

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I think what we're all wondering here is..

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When is Elon Musk creating his meme account?

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Elon Musk had a meme account already.

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Why does Tesla's logo look so much like T-Series?

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Okay guys. I'm tired of pretending I'm okay with this.

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T-Series taking over my channel

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and now Elon trying to take over memes.

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And their logo types look very similar.

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Guys *intense conspiracy theory*

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*sad music* I'm scared.

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For the first time, I'm not making any jokes.

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I'm 100%... Terrified.

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I know this is it.

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It's over for me.

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*ominous sound* This is it. YouTube finally got

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what they wanted.

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Just don't forget me when I'm gone. That's all I ask.

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That's all I ask.

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*Clap**Clap

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*Cool Music*

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OH LOOK

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Oh Look at here you have been visited by the Ben Shapiro Hamburger Helper Glove

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You will now be OWNED with LOGIC

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AND FAX (it's FACTS) unless you can say *uhh* "Okay, this is epic" in the comments

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Hurry up and say it down in the comments.

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I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it

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also me: *forgets it*

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*clap* *clap*

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I do that too!

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That's literally me!

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*claps* Me: Installs 500 Skyrim mods

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Skyrim: Crashes immediately (so sad)

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AH!

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THIS IS ME! (honest guy)

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I'll save later!

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gameboy: *battery dies, loses 4 hours of progress*

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Me:
This is literally me!

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As a 9-year-old kid, this is me as you (mindblownn)

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The Tiktok pikachu meme

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gets a..

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2 (rates LIKE A BOSS)

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This is a Spongebob tear meme

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Okay?

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See now, I'm getting angry

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The Swedishness disappears

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*laughs

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THOSE GODDAMN SPONGEBOB MEMES

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They're everywhere. This is a Spongebob Tear meme

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I'm sorry, Elon.

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You can do better. I know you can (aw <3)

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But, okay, you know, he's new in the business

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So I'll give it a pass

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*pewds singing* Hit or miss. I guess they never miss. HUH.

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*pewds singing even more*

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He goes *Pewds tries to speak English*

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Hit the dab... uh...

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And he will MISS YA.

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*random buffering* WIZ KHALIFA.

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*Sed reacc music plays*
These tic toc videos...

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Is not just causing the internet great months of pain

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Great months of cancer
*June 21-July 22*

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It's also tearing the internet apart.

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The internet has declared that this is the new Queen

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*Indian Drama Music 101 plays*

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*Pewds nods* Of the Uganda Knuckles, 
b a s i c a l l y.

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All you needed is a girl dressing up with anime cosplay

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Singing a song about Mia Khalifa diss track

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And that's all it takes to blow up on the internet these days.

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*disappointed sarcastic pewds*
Congratulations, everyone.

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Now on the other hand,

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you have this God-forbidden

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i love his sweater paws

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*claps* If that was not epic, I don't know what to say.
(uwu someone tell me he doesnt look sups cute)

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Thank you BEN SHAPIRO

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VERY COOL

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Thanks- Thank you guys for watching meme review! <3

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If you want anyone else to host bonus meme,

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lemme know

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'Cause the less work for me the better honestly
(SUBSCRIBE!! yay)

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Thanks to Ben Shapiro again as well

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And, that's it for me for now, remember to..

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goodbye

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THAT, are addictive, stimulative

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and could have no side effects other than (?)

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They do not care about your feelings.

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[SUB TO XOS (Team Slinger)]

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next meme *claps*

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STAY AMAZING AND POSITIVE YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!! (SUBSCRIBE TO KEVIN SATRON FOR EDITING SOMEONE'S SUBTITLE, LOL)