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How do you do, fellows kids?

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I just got off playing my favorite video game Fortnite with my favorite video streamer:

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PewDiePie

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Ellen: Because how dare they

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Ninja: Yeah, you know, did you see like the line on the top right; how it's kind of like going?

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Ellen: Look how angry I am

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Ninja: It's very angry

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*scoff*

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Don't you just love

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When companies and people, they know their demographic.

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They understand the group that they belong into and they don't try and tread outside it because that would just be EPIC CRINGE

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So let's look at some other people that does this very thing so we learn to fit in. Properly.

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/r/FellowKids subreddit

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RC Cola: We have no plans to release any covfefe flavored Cola if you want the taste of incompetence

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there are other sodas readily available

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This is not a good marketing strategy

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ThiS iS nOt A GOOd MArkeTinG StraTEGY

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HA HA HA HA

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Okay, alright, 'scuse me guys. I will just have to go and buy some RC Cola right now

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*kaff*

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Whenever there's two brands for me to choose from I always think to myself:

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Okay, which one of these brands have posted a Spongebob meme?

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My physics professor's memes are improving every week

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Isaac, Sir Isaac Newton: slaps roof of car

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Car: slaps Isaac Newton

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Oh my god

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If only my physics teacher used memes to educate me, then maybe I would know something about physics. Isn't that right, ULLA-BRITTA? (Swedish name)

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Branded Twitter: slaps roof of car. This bad boy can fit so much dead memes in it

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buy our cheeseburger

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I love Wendy's she's so aware. She's so self-aware. They are just in fact trying to just sell the cheeseburgers.

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NuuoOOO

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You know as much as I appreciate the fact that they're being honest

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The most likely  -  and everyone loves Wendy's Burger and I, I wouldn't dare to even go against Wendy's Burger

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But at the same time this is just some lower paid employee

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probably younger that fits

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ehhhh

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that fits the actual demographic they're marketing to

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Shilling for a giant corporation with human rights violation allegations, so

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Maybe we should be more responsible

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Maybe we should stop saying "hey this meme from this company is actually pretty epically (???)" and we should say "you know what,

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Even if they are self-aware about them selling in me cheeseburgers, that doesn't stop me from seeing through their lies"

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Because lies are not epically and human right violations are not awesome

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Why is this the meme that everyone apparently took?

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car salesman slaps roof of horse

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This bad boy can fit nothing in it. It's just a gift. I swear. Haha. Trust me.

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I found this legitimately hilarious

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Reddit is like a joke on itself. They they

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They're exactly like these Wendy's posts. They're like Ha Ha so self-aware, right? Haha

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This one was actually funny

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Don't forget to Y E E T

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Yearn for Educational Excellence at all Times

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Papyrus and Comic Sans

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See, they definitely know what they're doing

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They are trolling deliberately

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One of us One of us. He used Papyrus and Sans

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Those are the least epically fonts. Everyone knows that

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The new face of how do you do fellow kids?

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What is he doing now? I wonder

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Ever think about that? Everyone is doing something at the same time. I wonder what Ajit Pai is doing right now.

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[pause right before he puts his hand on his face - he made the same face as the guy in the corner]

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ooOOOO

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You see, if this was deliberate, I will buy all the DiGiorno pizza

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I stayed because I was manipulated, deceived

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These horrible posts about why I stayed in these awful relationships

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...and DiGiorno goes: Why I stayed - You had pizza!!!

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A miLliOn aPoLOgiEs. DiD nOt rEAd WhaT the HaShtaG was aBout beFoRe pOStiNg.

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bgeebjibgeh

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If DiGiorno had the balls...

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If DiGiorno had the balls, I would actually be "how do you do fellow kids - DiGiorno pizza"

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That's what I want in meh belly

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and not because I want to make fun of these people

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for coming out and saying why they left and stayed

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(he hydrdate - if you haven't drank anything in more than an hour then you should too)

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Just because I like pizza, of course

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Listening to drivers excuses when they're caught speeding. Hashtag Trash-Talk

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NSW Police Force

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pphhffssshhhhpptt

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Don't TRAsh ... I forgot that's, that's millennial's favorite word: "trash"

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you're trash

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eeeEEeEeEEeehhh

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Oh, yeah, you're garbage. You're a garbage human. I guess maybe because everyone calls me that

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Are you a millennial? If so, Charleville Lodge is legit the best place for your squad to stay

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W    O    K    E

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our 30 rooms are #BLESSED with super comfortable beds and flat-screen TVs that are

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totally on fleeeek our prices are low A F

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Reception is 24 hours. So we keep it L I T

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I want to  D I E   [me too]

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Why does State Police Department post memes?

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Why, God why, do they post memes?

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stop

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Just don't post anything.

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Oh my god. Yeah Walmart did this

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Jesus Christ,

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(felix's brain melted)

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I think - you know - I can't tell what's worse

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Millennials or companies trying to cop to Millennials

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What's worse?

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The lights on Smith Chapel look incredible at night from Penn State Behrend

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OH YES...

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oh my GOd

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This is so cringe. They didn't even put the two dots over the O

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wha- uh *disgusted noises*

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Like these companies think they are making like my jokes, but they don't even understand

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Everyone knows it's ö, yes (such swedish)

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Epic fail

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Oh my god the cringe

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O

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uUHh

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Netflix US: our best wishes to the royal couple on their magical wedding

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and then you got people saying,

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"okay, I actually like this"

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"Yeah, same. To be honest, I unironically like a lot of whats been showing up on this sub.

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Sure, mega-corporations co-opting meme culture to push their products

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is pretty Orwellian, but god damn Wendy's and Netflix are putting out some f i r e lately

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Edit. Hey guys, you know what I meant when I used Orwellian?

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please stop correcting me because I'm not changing it you pedantic buttholes."

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if this is ironic, I will be like okay, fine. Well played.

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I don't think it is.

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Oh Yeah

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heh heh heh heh

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YouTube

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God bless used to have this notification if your

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uh

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It was kind of funny like:

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#1 training video = you! YAAASS!!!

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Your video is on F I R E!!! The #1 spot on the GB trending tab is YOUURRSS!!

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Self awareness from Xbox

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I am a branded social media account looking for dank memes for my fellow kids

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*gasp*

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They know!! they are like super self aware!! Like, how do they do this?

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Oh my gosh

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Xbox. I think I like Xbox now cuz they are so self aware

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NSW Police always check your mirrors when driving that's right everybody

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it's important to know that you need to check your-

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*wuts that noise lmao*

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[how can a human produce that much spit]

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BBC, please never use the word lit again. BBC News:

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Oh My god tagged "actually funny". That's right everybody. That was actually funny.

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Oh boy. Nothing like a 2012 meme everybody.

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What does the fox say?

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Oh it says to not chew gum at the library

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WARNING: if you chew gum at the library you will be asked to stop

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Hey, alright, sorry I don't mess with 2012 memes

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You see - you know what, I guess this is the thing if this was ironic that would be epically

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but then again, even if it's it is ironic, It is not epically that's the paradox of memes everybody

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Oh

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Oh, New Zealand, New Zealand Police

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akEH akEHeh hEh heh

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I do like some of them I'm not gonna lie

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*skree*

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Is this real? Is this even real? I like how this one doesn't get the "actually funny approval"

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I think that's the thing: companies can only be funny if they're unintentionally funny

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that's how it works

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writing is...

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SANSational!!

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Think it's, uh, time to end it here. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good laugh and

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Sometimes, you know,

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They, they are good. I'm not gonna lie

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sometimes companies do pull off a good memes and there's something respectable about that

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just from the matter-of-fact how extremely cringy most 9 out of 10 are.

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They all promote this idea of staying woke and being so real

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But in fact, but just don't forget kids,

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Companies aren't your friends. They will never be your friends. And even if they know they aren't

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that doesn't change the fact.

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My name is PewDiePie.

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And you guys are my best friends.

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That's right

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I'm changing the name from bros to best friends

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[woah :0]

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