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*megalovania brought to you by a skull.*

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Do do doot doot doot doot dooot do do do (repeated)

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Meme Review everybody! *YAY!*

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Guess what time it is...?

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Spooky gang x6

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My....(?)

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calcium is off the chain.

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*long live calcium*

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Uh, no.

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*Spooky boi chanting*

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Smash like on this video right now if you drink milk! (like no matter what)

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That's right!

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This video is sponsored by 'milk.'

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Thank you milk, *clap* for sponsoring, *clap* this, *clap*, video.

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Milk will...

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has calcium in it!

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It's October! Spooktober, yeah!

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Where the fRiCk are all the spooky memes, guys?

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LeTs jUsT JuMp iNtO iT *voicecracks*

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When CVS runs out of calcium pills:

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rATTLeD *yikes*

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If you see this image while watching meme review, *doot doot*

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You have been visited by the

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Clapping perudral- pervi- (Poods cannot speak) peruvian flute skeleton!

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Good bones, and calcium will come to you!

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But only if you comment down below...

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Gracias Señor Esqueleto!

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Hey, hey guys

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Remember this kid?

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Hm? You still think, you're not convinced of our sponsor?

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YOU THINK CALCIUM IS FOR SUCKERS?!

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This is him after just one glass of milk.

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Imagine what 10 glasses of milk will do

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Don't even imagine it; your head might explode

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her: come over

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him: no, I'm too spooked, it's spooktober

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her: I have calcium

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*more spooky voicecracks*

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*pewds regretting life decisions*

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have you ever experienced calcium

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symptoms include

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intense feeling of BONE

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I can feel my BOOOONES!!

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look at my boney body

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*more regretting of life decisions*

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you can also win an iPod 2

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alright? that's a great deal

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aaaaaAAaa

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bones in urine, have you tried it

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stop judging if you haven't tried it

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I'm so sick of all you prejudiced commenters being

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*high-pitched voice*

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Stftfffktkfktfkkkk!

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what are you gonna do, drink soy?

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like a little soy boy

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oooo soy boy alert

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soy boy alert

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this guy doesn't drink calcium, he drinks soy

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pathetic

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today's video is sponsored by mr. skeltal

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thank you mr. skeltal for sponsoring this video

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literally no one else will, but he reached out

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his... helping hand

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and it feels good

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what a lot of people don't realize is calcium is metal

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*doesn't know where he's going*

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you got it

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rest in spaghetti Pompeii never forgetti

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that's right if you drink calcium your body will be preserved forever

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how awesome is that?

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smash like if you think that's awesome

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whom'st are you and why-

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oh right so

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a lot people have been asking me

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Felix, how did the universe get created?

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well here you go

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whom'st are you and why

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mask you acquire calcium ion

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milk element, such as this, is rare

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commodity friend

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I would- it would be unwise to challenge me

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witness the potential

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*SUCC*

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obsorb

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and thus meme was created

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remember there was time when the internet before memes

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*no we don't pewds*

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this is how it looked like

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nestle low fat

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gimme that full fat milk thank you very much

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damn

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damn

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he is....

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slurp

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ah let's roll

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zero damage clink clink clink clink

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zero damage zero damage zero damage

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ZERO DAMAGE

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haha aww yeyass

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drink milk everybody, sponsored by milk, check out the referral link down below

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I get $200 for everyone that signs up for my milk class

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getting your calcium from drinking milk

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meh

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getting your calcium from taking a multivitamin

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oh ok

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getting calcium by just straight up eating chalk

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getting all of your calcium by upvoting this video

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that's right everybody that's what that said

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*clap* *Doot*

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*clap* *Doot*

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calcium meme gets a

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rattled everybody

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how long is this meme gonna last?

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it's almost like we can't even last through October for spooktober memes

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they're already dead

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undead memes are literally dying

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that's how bad this is

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the fact that no one has made a meme out of memes dying

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is beyond me

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cause that's the situation

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we killed spooktober and calcium memes in one week

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nice- nice work

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*small clap*

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now some people

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have been judging... *clapping intensifies* meme review

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this is not fair

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just because I review the memes and explain the joke to a large audience of people

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doesn't mean I've ruined the joke okay? (It does)

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*sans agrees*

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alright, Felix, we need more spooky memes

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I gotchu fam

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dOn't yOu wORRY

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"barnacle boy"

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*autistic fornite dance*

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*uh I mean lit*

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*okay now this is epic*

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I frickin love SANS!!! (Rule 34 artist, do your thing)

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sans memes is what's going to save Spooktober of course

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of course, of course, my horse (?)

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hey Chris you think it's safe to drink from a fire hose?
Why not dad it's just water. Alright well turn that on I'm very thirsty

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oof big rip

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IT'S SANS

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SANZZ

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He's the Jesus of October

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*monkey noises*

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ok basically

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tHAT wAs EPIc

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everyone please relax

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I think you're going to like this surprise guest

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it's snazz, it's gonna be snazz

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*disrespects skeleton man*

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skirt

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I'm so sick of these hAters!!1!

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we have an announcement to mAkE

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sTtaahp-

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Dude, how do you feel- *little doot*

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Why is it a meme to just play a song for half a second? Not even half a second

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*stuff*

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*video gets demonitized for shooting*

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thank god! you made the

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right choice honey

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PLOT TWIST

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ppfft***888

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snazz is such an epic guy

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wAIT!

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who are you?

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He's Snazz, snazz

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*epic spooky music*

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hEhahhehHAWH

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aw it's so bad but it's still funny

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*regretting life choices*

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it doesn't get better than dis

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the shadow temple

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the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness

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that absorbs even time

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*spooky Zelda music*

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oH! oH!

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cmon can we get a full version?

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*snazzy music*

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*disappointed*

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why is family guy and sans a megalovania meme....

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out of all things that could become a meme...

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snazz memes gets a:

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youtube's show, sponsored by Peruvian

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Next meme everybody

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what meme is he going to kill next?

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*laughs at his own joke* (same)

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is like this show is just a

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an execution at this point

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who's he gonna kill next?

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all the memes are just sitting there sweating right now

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be liek "o pleaze"

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ah god

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"please not me, i've only had two dayz!"

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iT DOESNT MATTER!! *clap*

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when you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table

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*aheh*

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ahEh*

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*mEhe*

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wHy does printers

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always need fricken

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mAGentA?

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it makes meh so angry

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I think i might gonna drop a diss track on magenta

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it's in black and white all right I gotchu
and since it's black and white you don't

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need any colors to print it right? that
makes sense to me. then rent it

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why it doesn't make any sense

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what's up with printers?

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amirite?

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like why do they need

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mAGENta?

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which is a colour,

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AHHA

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AHH

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AHH

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AHH

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*demonic screeching intensifies*

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deez nuts

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fricken I hate you magenta

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s t u p i d  m a g e n t a

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whY

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do they need magenta

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to print b&w?

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that doesn't make any sense

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*asks for likes*

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fricken why like I wanna know

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the science

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I wanna watch like a 30 minute

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vsauce video (???) outta this

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michael, vsauce here

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do you need colours to print the black and white

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photo?

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in black. magenta! here take your stupid
magenta! gimme CYAN!

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nO

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I didn't know this had a skin on it

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that's epic

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that makes sense

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nOw,  we have this new technology

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thanks to our sponsor,

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calcium, and-

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milk

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uh where we can see how

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a meme is going to last!

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let's roll the wheel!

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*his life has deteriorated to the point where he's spinning imaginary wheels in front of cameras for money*

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11 minutes!

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that's a new record

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*claP* congratulations magenta meme!

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nimininminmimini

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always, there's always

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these pessimistic son of a guns

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that just wants

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to trash a meme for some reason

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aw but it's my fault for some reason that memes are dying when it's just pessimistic

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*loading*

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people that think they're smarter than everyone else

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for saying err rufd7ififugefuiefg7iFDS

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*audio of the ultimate battle royale*

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and please consider sel- buying a meme review merch

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*clap clap*

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I think you guys are really gonna like it

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It's probably the most effective way to support the channel and I appreciate it

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it's the official meme review merch

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designed by yours truly. we have it in
blue without the back print. we also have

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a cheaper t-shirt version, and of course
the hat of the intellectual. if you want

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to prove your power level to the public
this is what you wear. (Please be patient, I'm 9 years old.)  my name is

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PewDiePie and you've just been memed in

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*awesome spoooooky outro*