WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:01.700 SKRATTA DU! 00:00:01.720 --> 00:00:02.300 [Door Slams in SWEDISH] 00:00:02.380 --> 00:00:02.880 FLOR! 00:00:03.100 --> 00:00:04.360 What is this? HUH? 00:00:04.380 --> 00:00:06.900 Skratta du flörlar du at other pEOple!?!?! 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:10.800 You thought I had run out of all the ideas I had, didn’t you? 00:00:11.020 --> 00:00:12.420 Oh no NO… 00:00:12.620 --> 00:00:15.620 Still got creative, original ideas! 00:00:15.620 --> 00:00:19.720 You laugh you lose at other people's YLYL 00:00:20.180 --> 00:00:23.540 That's right, we're gonna react to people reacting to things 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.400 And see who laughs first! 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:27.660 And you're gonna watch me reacting to- 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:28.540 [LAUGHING IN SWEDISH] 00:00:28.600 --> 00:00:31.655 To other people reacting to original clips 00:00:31.655 --> 00:00:34.465 How did we end up here? 2018 00:00:34.465 --> 00:00:37.545 Let's begin with my man, 00:00:37.545 --> 00:00:38.340 Markiplier 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:42.700 Now, he's been stealing my thumbnails for quite a while 00:00:42.860 --> 00:00:45.420 It's kind of been bugging me a little bit 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:48.340 I didn't want to start any drama or anything like that 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.180 But you can clearly tell, 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:52.600 I don't know what quality Mark's camera has 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:53.960 But it looks amazing 00:00:55.220 --> 00:00:56.380 Game: I have a cigarette 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:58.500 Game: Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here- 00:00:58.500 --> 00:00:59.840 This is exciting 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.840 'Cos now it's like a challenge, you know? 00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:05.460 I'm not a psychopathic person that needs a challenge for everything 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.160 Against another person, of course, but it is a challenge to myself 00:01:08.320 --> 00:01:09.380 Then I always win 00:01:09.440 --> 00:01:09.940 Game: -here 00:01:09.940 --> 00:01:19.000 (Guy in video clip starts laughing) 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.000 Guy: Oh, that was a headshot 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:24.555 I guess this means I'm winning. I didn't even- What happened? 00:01:24.555 --> 00:01:27.655 Video: -cigarette? Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here 00:01:27.655 --> 00:01:28.655 *Motorcycle headshots person in ally* 00:01:29.065 --> 00:01:30.565 M'kay, that was pretty funny 00:01:30.565 --> 00:01:31.265 Mark: Urgh 00:01:31.265 --> 00:01:32.720 Mark: Ok, gotta replay on that one 00:01:32.940 --> 00:01:34.780 Alright, a little pro tip for Mark here 00:01:34.780 --> 00:01:38.440 This clip, I know, another company owns 00:01:38.440 --> 00:01:40.060 So if Mark shows this clip, 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:43.160 that company is going to claim the revenue of this entire video 00:01:43.160 --> 00:01:48.240 Which means, Mark, you're potentially losing 15,000 dollars on this video 00:01:48.420 --> 00:01:51.600 So already I know Mark doesn't care about money 00:01:51.740 --> 00:01:54.500 Which means I'm not gonna watch his clips! Right? 00:01:54.980 --> 00:01:56.960 Mark: I'm dying 00:01:57.360 --> 00:01:58.660 Mark: I'm dying 00:01:59.060 --> 00:02:00.440 Mark: I'M DYING 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:02.200 So am I, but on the inside 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:02.720 Heh ha 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:03.400 Ok 00:02:03.400 --> 00:02:03.920 Video: Stop! 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:08.380 Video: You've violated the law. Pay the fine or serve your sentence! 00:02:08.380 --> 00:02:10.200 Video: Your stolen goods are now forfeit 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:12.120 Video: Then pay th- 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:14.500 They look strangely similar, don't they? 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:15.760 Damn, what the hell! 00:02:15.760 --> 00:02:18.780 It's like Asian and ginger Mark at the same shot! 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:20.680 I've seen this clip by the way, it's really funny 00:02:20.980 --> 00:02:22.460 *Clip plays epic battle music* 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:24.460 *Swedish chuckles* 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:26.980 Oh, I guess I lost 00:02:27.305 --> 00:02:28.375 Come on! 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:39.500 Video: WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE! Pewds: I guess we have different- 00:02:39.920 --> 00:02:41.540 I guess we have different sense of humor 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.620 *Guy in video grunts as he gets punched* It looks like Mark is cracking 00:02:47.700 --> 00:02:49.675 Oh, they're so good 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:52.800 This guy makes legendary Skyrim parodies, they're so funny 00:02:53.140 --> 00:02:55.340 Mark: Ha hu, I haven't seen that one before, that was- 00:02:55.720 --> 00:02:57.760 I've seen it and it's hilarious! 00:02:57.760 --> 00:02:58.400 Mark! 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.980 What are you doing, Mark! 00:02:59.980 --> 00:03:02.720 Alright, 1:1, me versus Mark 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:03.220 Baaah 00:03:03.380 --> 00:03:04.860 I can't let Mark win! 00:03:05.060 --> 00:03:07.020 Video: Fine, just think of how delicious you're gonna be 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:08.500 Video: You're gonna make a great s a n d w i c h D: 00:03:08.660 --> 00:03:10.860 Video: In fact, they named you after your eventual fate 00:03:11.100 --> 00:03:13.080 Video: Tho we can't have the girl die, so we'll have the pig dies (n O) 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.500 Video: Why is that guy still wearing a plastic bag on his head 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:25.780 *Guy in video starts laughing hysterically* 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:29.395 Mark, what's wrong with you? How can you laugh at this? 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.260 This is, so sad (AlExA PlAy DeSpAcITo) 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:32.280 No 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:33.620 No one's talking to you :( 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:38.460 *Guy in video continues laughing* 00:03:38.460 --> 00:03:40.460 Minecraft girl: See? Ham feel- 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:41.800 Mark: Hrg, It's fine 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:43.900 Ok, 2:1, Mark 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:46.820 Oh this is great. This is also owned by another company! 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:48.380 Mark! Do you hate money? 00:03:48.380 --> 00:03:49.940 You know what? Just ask me! 00:03:49.940 --> 00:03:52.520 Ok? Just ask me before the video 00:03:52.865 --> 00:03:55.685 And I'll make sure you'll cut anything that you don't need 00:03:55.685 --> 00:03:57.040 You clearly have room to cut it 00:03:57.040 --> 00:03:58.725 And then just give the money to me! 00:03:58.725 --> 00:04:02.000 Silly Mark, cares more about good content than making revenue 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:03.000 What is this? 00:04:03.640 --> 00:04:05.860 Star Wars dub by Japanese- 00:04:07.140 --> 00:04:08.120 Mark: Oh no 00:04:08.780 --> 00:04:10.780 Mark: It's gonna be horrifically racist 00:04:11.320 --> 00:04:13.320 Google Translate: it's Oova anakeen 00:04:13.320 --> 00:04:15.620 Google Translate: I havu da high guroundo *Mark and Pewds chuckles* 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:21.060 Google Translate: U undaseemaito mai powahhhhh 00:04:22.220 --> 00:04:23.660 Google Translate: donto traite 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.120 Google Translate: AAaAaaAaAAAaAAAAaaaaAaAAAAaaaAAaAa 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:27.800 *Both cracks* 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:29.800 Google Translate: OOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOOooOOh 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:31.280 Google Translate: UuuUuuuuUUUUUUuUuuUUuuUUUUUUuu 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:34.540 Google Translate: OooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOh 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:35.840 Oh my god 00:04:36.420 --> 00:04:37.100 Alright, fine 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:39.100 Alright fine, I'm still in the lead 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:40.700 We both laughed 00:04:40.700 --> 00:04:43.300 Alright, I gotta take a picture of Mark's face here 00:04:43.420 --> 00:04:44.540 It's so cute (Ship??) 00:04:44.540 --> 00:04:45.640 That's my new background 00:04:45.640 --> 00:04:46.980 This is so cute //>-<// 00:04:47.880 --> 00:04:48.640 Oh my god 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:50.400 How does he make that face 00:04:50.460 --> 00:04:51.960 Mark: Hahahaha 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:54.140 It's stopped being funny after a while 00:05:01.220 --> 00:05:03.620 Google translate: U ve ah da chozen one 00:05:05.280 --> 00:05:10.420 Google Translate: hito wasu saigyo zaku to yu goludu desutoroishisu notto joinzemi 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:16.200 Google Translate: guringu baransu za forsu zoto leavu ito inda 00:05:16.340 --> 00:05:17.000 Ok, alright 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:18.360 It clearly stopped being funny 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:19.940 Video: It's a pile of balls 00:05:21.020 --> 00:05:22.020 Ok 00:05:22.460 --> 00:05:23.700 Mark: Yeah? 00:05:23.780 --> 00:05:24.680 Pewds: Don't look at me like that, Mark Mark: Yeah it is 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.080 Mark: Yeah, it's a- 00:05:26.420 --> 00:05:32.740 *weird music starts to play* (o-o) 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:36.380 Mark: huuuuUUh? O-O 00:05:37.400 --> 00:05:40.180 That was it? Aw, cringe, man. (True) 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:43.260 I've seen this as well. Owned by another company. Don't even- 00:05:43.265 --> 00:05:46.275 Like, even if I show you the still frame, they would claim the video (Damn copywright ;( ) 00:05:46.275 --> 00:05:49.025 That's how insane the YouTube system is right now (Smh) 00:05:49.025 --> 00:05:51.965 I'm gonna take this as I won against you, Mark (Sure you did Pewds, sure) 00:05:51.965 --> 00:05:54.755 Mark, if you wanna do a You Laugh You Lose 00:05:54.975 --> 00:05:57.585 Uh, it's probably not enough content actually, but uh 00:05:57.585 --> 00:05:59.520 See if you can beat me on another one (Probably easy) 00:05:59.520 --> 00:06:00.420 So, feel free to 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:01.420 Feel free to do that 00:06:01.420 --> 00:06:05.220 And check out Mark for more You Laugh You Lose videos (They're funny) 00:06:05.220 --> 00:06:07.200 People just can't have enough of them 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:11.100 Now, moving onto Jacksepticeye 2 (Green PewDiePie*) 00:06:11.280 --> 00:06:15.220 Jack: Welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos 00:06:15.225 --> 00:06:17.185 Jack: It's me, your dad (DaD?!) 00:06:17.900 --> 00:06:19.360 *chuckles* what is he- 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:20.800 Ok, alright, here we go 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:21.740 Me versus Jack 00:06:21.740 --> 00:06:23.740 *Weird low baby-like ahhh* 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:24.800 Jack: Oh no 00:06:26.300 --> 00:06:27.460 Jack: Oh no 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:27.980 Pewds: ooo 00:06:28.860 --> 00:06:29.660 Oh 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:34.100 Ha, Jack has the same issue with eyes popping up 00:06:34.440 --> 00:06:35.460 Damn it, I laughed! 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:37.560 Damn it, I laughed at the end of it *laughs* 00:06:38.080 --> 00:06:39.620 Damn it, Jack! Damn it! 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:41.560 Alright fine, one point to Jack 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:42.940 See if I care, Jack! 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:44.060 Jack: Shit, no! (Wtf is this) 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:47.320 Maybe he laughs, maybe he laughs 00:06:47.320 --> 00:06:48.380 Jack: I hate this! (So does everyone else) 00:06:48.380 --> 00:06:50.380 Jack: Why- No, I hate this. 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:52.300 Jack: It was supposed to be funniest home videos 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:54.160 Jack: Why are you guys sending me this creepy sSSHHHII 00:06:55.105 --> 00:06:58.085 Also, edit out Jack's swear there 00:06:58.085 --> 00:07:01.115 I don't know why you can sink so low 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.020 To swear on your videos (HMmmMmMMm) 00:07:03.020 --> 00:07:05.020 Jack, you have kids watching 00:07:05.140 --> 00:07:08.120 Jack: Jacksepticeye ignores crying fan? (Please no) 00:07:08.140 --> 00:07:08.640 *chuckles 00:07:08.640 --> 00:07:09.420 Jack: Oh no- 00:07:09.760 --> 00:07:10.620 Are you kidding me? 00:07:10.620 --> 00:07:11.840 Are you kidding me? 00:07:11.840 --> 00:07:12.900 Goddamn it 00:07:13.280 --> 00:07:15.560 *laughs* 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:17.720 Just reading the title made me laugh 00:07:17.720 --> 00:07:19.080 Jack: -gonna be really cringey, isn't it? 00:07:19.080 --> 00:07:20.860 Jack: Oh god, dogby, what did you do? 00:07:21.200 --> 00:07:24.700 Man: Adele, the singer, has over 16 million subscribers 00:07:24.700 --> 00:07:26.680 Jack: Is this when I was on the late late show earlier in the- 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:28.260 That does not count by the way (It does count shh) 00:07:28.260 --> 00:07:29.860 'Cos the video hasn't started 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:34.480 Man: -cos you're about to meet, an Irish fella, has over 18 subscribers (18? wow) 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:36.540 *Crowd awes and claps* *Jack laughs* 00:07:36.680 --> 00:07:39.220 Jack: GreenPewdiepie420 00:07:39.400 --> 00:07:42.500 Jack: That's good. He has over *eighteen* subscribers 00:07:42.500 --> 00:07:44.460 Man: -has over 18 subscribers 00:07:44.460 --> 00:07:45.360 Alright we both failed 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:47.000 Man: This, is what he does 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:52.980 *Jack inside of Jack's video screaming and both Pewds and Jack chuckles* 00:07:52.980 --> 00:07:54.980 Jack: He's not wrong, it is what I do 00:07:55.980 --> 00:07:59.100 Man: Alright, you might not have heard of him, but to millions 00:07:59.545 --> 00:08:02.505 Man: he's kind of a big deal. Can we give him a welcome please, to Sean McLoughlin, 00:08:02.505 --> 00:08:05.560 Man: also known as, Jacksepticeye! (Green PewDiePie*) Ladies and gentl- Jack: He said my name right 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:09.020 *both giggles* 00:08:09.280 --> 00:08:11.900 *loud footsteps in the silent room* *PewDiePie laughs* 00:08:13.760 --> 00:08:15.140 Jack: Oh, that's so good! 00:08:16.900 --> 00:08:18.960 Jack: oh nooo 00:08:20.760 --> 00:08:23.320 This is- This is how it looks like when I get interviewed 00:08:23.960 --> 00:08:25.800 Jack: Haha, it's so awkward! 00:08:26.060 --> 00:08:27.620 *so silent that you can hear the crowd's chattering* 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:28.880 Jack: Oh it gonna end 00:08:29.860 --> 00:08:31.500 Jack: no! Ffuuuu** 00:08:31.740 --> 00:08:34.600 Man: And here Adam Mooney sits here. Hi Adam! 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:35.100 Adam: Hi 00:08:35.700 --> 00:08:38.580 Jack: Pfft, shut up to say hi 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:41.300 Man: You're 14, you're from Wicklow, and you have a question 00:08:41.540 --> 00:08:44.360 Boy: Uh yeah, do you have any advice on like people starting a channel 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:47.560 Boy: like how to get more subscriber- subscribers to their channel? 00:08:47.560 --> 00:08:50.340 Jack in suit: I don't know if I should say it or not 00:08:50.340 --> 00:08:50.880 Man: You can try 00:08:50.980 --> 00:08:53.180 Jack: Uh no, I keep it under rafts (Rafts? idk) 00:08:53.180 --> 00:08:53.680 Man: Ok 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:57.940 Jack: Oh, this is so well edited Man: Hey Jayman, how are you? 00:08:57.940 --> 00:08:59.075 *Girl sobbing* 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:00.240 Jack: awww 00:09:00.280 --> 00:09:01.340 Jack: oh no 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:04.660 What is this ad! 00:09:04.660 --> 00:09:06.600 Jack: Oh no...! 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:07.520 Jack: No, that's not me! (It is you) 00:09:07.520 --> 00:09:09.520 This is just too painful! 00:09:09.520 --> 00:09:10.360 I can't 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:11.860 Can't believe you did that, Jack 00:09:11.860 --> 00:09:12.880 Oh, that's funny 00:09:12.920 --> 00:09:15.720 It's fun laughing with other people. I actually like this, tee ha 00:09:15.860 --> 00:09:18.560 I think I understand why you guys click on these videos now 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:20.800 Jack: See if you'll laugh at this 00:09:23.460 --> 00:09:25.160 Jack: I don't even know how you make these, 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:26.520 Jack: these are always super impressive (ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT) 00:09:27.440 --> 00:09:28.720 Are you kidding me Jack? 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:31.180 Grandayy, I love you, but these are not hard to edit 00:09:32.460 --> 00:09:33.200 Jack: It's also- 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:34.080 Why the ad! 00:09:34.380 --> 00:09:36.740 Oh my god, Jack! Goddamn it! (It happens to the best of us) 00:09:36.740 --> 00:09:38.340 Jack: -so long 00:09:38.340 --> 00:09:41.540 Jack: and it just keeps going and going 00:09:41.940 --> 00:09:43.340 And then where's the punchline? 00:09:43.340 --> 00:09:44.140 It's never funny 00:09:44.140 --> 00:09:45.020 Africa *Toto Africa plays* 00:09:45.020 --> 00:09:46.920 Tada, ok, great 00:09:46.920 --> 00:09:48.360 Man: All the sign says that it's 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:50.495 Man: four quarters for an hour but 00:09:50.500 --> 00:09:53.000 Man: a quarter only gets you fifteen minutes (Hmmm) 00:09:53.100 --> 00:09:56.435 Man: so if my math is correct, that's not an hour 00:09:57.480 --> 00:09:58.980 15 minutes isn't an hour? 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:01.775 Jack: Oh no 00:10:02.100 --> 00:10:02.775 *People laughing in video* 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:04.240 *Realisation* Man: Rewind! 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:05.800 Man: Take that off, take that off (Poor guy) 00:10:05.800 --> 00:10:08.020 Man: You're right, 15 minutes is a qua- 00:10:08.980 --> 00:10:11.980 Man: God, I do not do drugs, I have not have liquor 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:14.300 Man: My friends are leaving me... 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:15.700 Jack: Oh, that poor man! 00:10:15.700 --> 00:10:17.580 Reporter: -news stories about they want to change the parking- 00:10:17.580 --> 00:10:18.320 Man: Please don't put that on... 00:10:18.740 --> 00:10:21.180 Jack: Aw, that poor man! Noo! *Pewds laughs* 00:10:21.180 --> 00:10:23.340 Wait, did I laugh or not. Jack, damn it! 00:10:23.620 --> 00:10:25.360 Goddamn you and your empathy, Jack! 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:27.180 Fine! You win this round 00:10:27.180 --> 00:10:29.560 But next time I'll get you, Jack 00:10:29.680 --> 00:10:32.520 Smash like once if you beat- uh, Mark (Like the video!) 00:10:32.520 --> 00:10:35.140 Smash like twice if you beat me (Doesn't that unlike the video?) 00:10:35.140 --> 00:10:39.020 Smash like three times and subscribe if you beat all of us (Subscribe anyway :)) 00:10:39.680 --> 00:10:41.000 Skratta du, flörlar du 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.420 YouTube's.... show, everybody 00:10:43.420 --> 00:10:45.880 And I'll see you next time, bye! 00:10:45.880 --> 00:10:49.720 I need to get on hand- a video, so that's why I shot this video, I'm sorry.... 00:11:03.725 --> 00:11:04.725 (Bye all!)