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First things first

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INDIANS >:((

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we have managed to fight back

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After I reviewed Billion Surprise Toys

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I gave it a zero

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they have then deleted the video

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Victory for the 9 year olds!

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Now, if only we can stop T-Series

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I will spare any Indian that joins my side

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which side of history will you be on?

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make your choice

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before it's too late

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and smash like on this video 😤😤😤

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now to something completely different, yay👏👏

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handshakes, everybody

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how do they work??? :((

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I don't know!

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clearly I'm not the person to judge here, oKAY?

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maybe my track record on handshakes isn't the most flawless thing

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but that doesn't mean I don't have the right to laugh and judge other people

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failing at handshakes

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which is one of my favorite hobbies

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so let's feel a lil better on how awkward I am by watching other people being more awkward, yay!! :')

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*evil kermit laugh*

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*intense music intensifies*

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*possible brofist*

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*failed*

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*the cringe runs deep*

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*RIP*

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You, you a nobody is gonna hit as hard as life

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But it ain't about how hard you hit

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It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

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How much you can take and keep moving forward

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That's how winnin' is done

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*epic cringe music*

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*Try not to cringe to this*

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*snek in hand confirmed*

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*horse skratta*

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A'right enough

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okay

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My favorite thing about Esports isn't how good they are at video games

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It's how bad they are at human interactions

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(I wouldn't be talking)

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cause they are always forced to put that on the test as well

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Any time they go against each other, they have to finish off with some form of human interaction

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whether it's handshake, whether it's brofist

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#notabrofist

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whether it's high five

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or HUGGING

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But rarely r a r e l y it ends well, and it leaves us with an infinite source

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of great cringe material

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Let's start off

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Usually there's an instigator, there's a person that says :

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"You two!"

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"Shake Hands!"

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And they're not ready

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They're not ready for it
[host] You boys want a bit of a handshake over the uh

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*caption the cringe in the comments*

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[triggered] Why did you tell them to handshake?

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This is really purely the fault of the host

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How can you just assume that they are not gonna mess that up?

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[host] bit of a handshake over the uh

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I don't even understand what happened, you know?

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How do you go from this to -

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MOVING ON

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[audience claps]

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Oh wait this, this is an older but it's a classic

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Is that made shot?

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[happy music]

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Just love how happy they are at the end, you know

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Some things, you just gotta work for

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The- the reward and payoff isn't there until you've gone through the pain

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and Jesus christ was that painful

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[happy music]

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[RIP headphone users in 3]

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[RIP headphone users in 2]

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[RIP headphone users in 1]

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*how does brad/sive come up with these??*

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I think the problem is there's no...

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recovery

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You mess up

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there's no recovery

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Unless you dab

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backflip or something

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I think that's the only redeeming thing you can do

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pfffft

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What just happened?

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*2014 skratta resurrected*

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[laughs]

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He's clearly going for a handshake

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Oh my God

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[commentary] I don't know about this guy or his orientation

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but Fergus is openly homosexual

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okay?

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[pewds] okay

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So he's going in for the clear handshake

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Now let's see where things go from there

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wait.. is this Hagrid?

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Why is Hagrid commenting over handshakes?

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[Hagrid] ...for the cleeear handshake

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now let's see where things go from there

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Look at this

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*cringe alert : ding ding ding*

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What a motherfucker!

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Oh my Gawwwd

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that is absurd dude

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that is the most fucked up mix-up I've ever seen!!

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and he was not even ready

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[repeats] He was not even ready

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*heartwarming PDP laughter*

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What is happening?

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[commentary] Two in a row?

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OW

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-Oh he's really thinking about it isn't-

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Okay they find it, they find it. there it is

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*PDP cringe overload*

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ugghh

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- the crown back on da head

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Na nai nananana you don't deserve that crown

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That's the king of cringe crown

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I feel bad though cuz he tried to make it smooth you know

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That's the thing

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Can we just not touch each other?

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Alright, this was literally yesterday i think

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3rd of September, yeah it was literally yesterday

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Fortnite summer

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the upcoming games fresh cream Lupo he
might be doing well with in-game apparel

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he still needs to learn and I kept loop
I'm soon as he failed he just is like no

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PICK ONe and COMMIT!!! Ok?? >:((
if you're GONNA do the brofist, do the damn

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brofist

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I don't even understand how
you mess up a brofist by the way, ok? It's

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nearly impossible all you gotta do is
this there's no how hard do I squeeze

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let it be known by the way I have an
amazing handshake ok

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well- nO ONE ASKED!! You don't even HAVE
hands!

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People try now when they meet me

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they're like can I please shake your
hand and I'm like yeah you can you

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know why ?? this is amazing there was one
little f-king kid in Japan I remember he

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tried he tried to trick me that little
Japanese son of a gun

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tried to trick me I'm gonna find it where
is it this thing's really good grinds my

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gears

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oh yeah, this one is great.

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*large skratta*

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oh I love that one

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I just met Pewdiepie and he gave me a
~proper~ handshake. THAT happened. Come on

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yeah!! I found it look at this look at
this guy faking me out

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he tried-- they're filming I bet he's
telling his friend like alright we're

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gonna get him we're gonna get him now we
fight- this is our chance

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like I'm crazy

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They're conspiring against me!! Okay?

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They knew they set
this up alright? I'll film, I'll mess up

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the handshake

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no. Perfect. You see that?

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Perfect

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Even though he faked me out, I recovered

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Forget the handshake, awkward
hugs is where it at. Please don't do

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this to me.

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Stop, just- stop. stop.

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oh there
it is- with me

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*wheeze*

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I didn't even know I didn't even know I
thought he meant I should sit down oh

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yes that's what you get Conan that's
what you get that's what you get for

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messing up my life that's what you get
for ruining my life I'm shaking

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I've never been this upset in my life my
mouth is salivating we got a little

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sidetracked let's keep watching

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ALRIGHT

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I DON't ACTUALLY CARE

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ShAkE mY hAnD

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let me explain what happened here this
guy most likely I'm not saying I'm just

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speculating, most likely he has some form
of phobia and he doesn't like touching

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people
hence the posture of that you don't

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shake my hand this is the posture of I dont want to shake your hand and I dont want to touch,Riiight?

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I can respect that but

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the reason I know this is cuz I I met a fan
and I was gonna shake his hand all right

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this is not a handshake fail by the way
it was a handshake win but I didn't

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realize he had some form of phobia cuz
he was wearing gloves

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it was clear afterwards cuz marzia saw it
and she told me and she was like he

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didn't want to shake your hand cuz he
has the phobia of touching people or

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something like that didn't you see he
was wearing gloves and I was like oh yeah

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that's right oh I remember he didn't
want me to take his phone

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now I remember that's what I IT WASN'T A HANDSHAKE FAIL  tOLd yOu I TolD you I'm so

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passionate about this subject hehehehey I love
this clip and I'll tell you why cuz he

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just makes a list like a UH hand gesture
it wasn't a handshake gesture so the guy

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gets confused and he's like okay thumbs
up to this guy and then he gets confused

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and he's like oh do you want to shake my
hand oh wait what but this guy on the

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left absolute legend because as this guy
points out he obviously gets a kick over

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of awkward this was you know it fuels
some people it gives him strength

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it's a buff for him I bet he played
better after this cuz he just dominated

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this guy alright what else do we got

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oh noΣ(°△°|||)︴

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AWWW AWWWWW

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this guy is like why are
you touching me HEheHeHe(´ ∀ ` *)

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EEHeHEHeeHEEhe LOok aT hIs fAcE

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what are you doing＼(〇_ｏ)／

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what's wrong with youu(•ิ_•ิ)?

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look he's ruBBing his hands  („ಡωಡ„)

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hands like I need I need at least
someone to touch him

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I just need to get rid of this cringe
please it's a tough life to live I get

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it we're all gonna die and here we are
just we can't even touch each other

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bla bla bla(ง ื▿ ื)ว

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you see an untrained eye might hav-might have
missed that one

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I bet an expert level five handshake
failed cringe compilation guy spotted

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immediately here you see he goes in and
they kind of wait

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bless the man who did the camera work
cuz he spotted it as well he must have

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been a very high level rank as well he
cut away from the handshake

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to spare this man of the cringe and it
almost got away with it so I applaud

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that good job you guys eSports has been
getting really big lately and a lot of

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professional video game players are
actually getting pretty famous

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here's a guy who goes by the name of
Seagal finishing up an interview at a

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competition this week and check out his
cool handshake at the end watch thank

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you wait why is Jimmy Fallon stealing my
idea(°ㅂ°╬)

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Jimmy Fallon٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

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don't make me challenge you٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ don't make
me add you to the list of the nine year

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olds enemies you know what I bet you
there's some cringe of you Jimmy first

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of all this clip is amazing I feel bad
for Seagal though I'm sure he's laughing

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at it in his grave because he's dead you
can't survive this quaint

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(pewds laughing(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

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if Jimmy Fallon is laughing at you that
that's not you let's say you know you mess up

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miss that that's deep

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I guess video games help with a hand-eye

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coordination but not hand hand
coordination good joke Jimmy who wrote

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that for you Jimmy Fallon and shake
failed all right come on give me

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something

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all right well he's sweating he's got
pit stains so yeah

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joke's on you where's this Indian no it's Tai-

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Taiwanese shake look at this guy
instigator shake dance visual where is

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it where is it
show me the French take me to the cringe

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it's sometimes you just gotta throw your
hand out and see where it lands

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and so how I touch boobs for the first
time all right moving on wait what is

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this handshake fail Indigo Prophecy wait

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it fails the handshake I failed the
handshake is the game over

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hey games over not an even video games
kid hit look he died wait I play this

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game did I that I failed the handshake
ah man

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can someone please look that up it's
possible that I didn't even play this

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part cuz there's a bunch of different
routes in the game right

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oh man please like that yeah you go
forward we go side

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that's the thing if you mess up a
handshake new abilities unlock on you

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this guy got so angry That's not me
editing that by the way yeah you go

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forward we go side all right that's it
that's it that's it for the fresh

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handshakes as always if you find them if
you find any cringe send it my way and I

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will review it this has been PEeeeewdiEpiee hand shake
the screen right now if you enjoyed the

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uh uh Uh uH UH uh