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Hello everybody and welcome tooooooooooo ...

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skrattar du forlorar du mannen, YouTube's favorite show. That's right everybody to join this challenge, which I've clearly lost

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Oopsie, all you gotta do is to leave a like and hit the bell button. That's all you got to do and you're in that's right

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Now, let's begin the challenge. If you laugh, you will recieve a massive di*k in your a*s

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All right. Clearly you two need therapy. So step into my office

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*anticipating silence*

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no-trap no-trap no-trap trap

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dont trap us please

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don't trap us please. All right, so

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*pew*

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Great I mean he solved couples therapy and now they don't have to do it as a couple anymore

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Thank you for laughing at that joke, that was really funny. I know

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Oh my god I've seen this

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Kind of want to see Shrek get married now

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It's kind of sad that we will never see that happen. People look at the problems in the world. But what about Shrek's problem? Oh

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Oh my gah...

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stay away

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X69

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Arghh

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LilTay is a princess what happened to Lil Tay

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She just changed her style now grown woman now that's such a weird caption. She's still 9 like what da (fuck)

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Do you have a... Do you happen to have a toilet paper on that side, cause I'm all out right here

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Oh

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You, you're giving me the whole role?

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Oh sh*t,

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You... You can have this than

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It's just like.. thank you you know

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Comradeship nothing like two brothers

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Exchanging goods and deeds and valuables that's inspiring

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That doesn't make me laugh, that makes me inspired. There is hope for humanity

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Oh noooo...

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Ohhhhh noooooo...

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Guy 2: What the hell... who would do this?

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Guy 1: WHYYY? Guy 2: why did you do this?

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Guy 1: WHYYYYY? What the f**kkk.. WHYY?

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I think I discovered my kink, everyone.

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Think I discovered my new kink everyone please do send me more photos

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Please do send me more photos

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If there is. I don't see why they're going all "noooo" I was going internally "Yes more, please"

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Some car cars 2 and beans. Wow, that sounds like a fantastic combination

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Two of my favorite things. Just don't go to the cinema and enjoy them

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Big problem if you do

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Morning school sign is supposed to read "sewage plant field trips are today..."

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So can either of you explain why it now reads...

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Yeah, the E meme still kicking it apparently still living - still having a good time, great

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Oh my god, I've seen this video soo many times

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Im gana miss the bus

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Guys, wait for me, I'm comin'

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Oh god, I don't wanna miss the bus

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This is you laugh you lose not you cringe you lose regardless, thank you.

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I know what men can do when they're angry

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YA DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?

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DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?!

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LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH

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LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH!! (SNIFF)

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Was that boogy... was that was that boogie2988?

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Dude that looked exactly like boogie2988. I know I know he likes mountain dew as well. He told me

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I've seen this one, but I don't remember the punchline

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That's why that's why

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oh, My god, they're getting too old. I'm getting too old for this memes. goddammit

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Where's the crying PewDiePie, come on

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no, not the pig

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(hearth breaking moments)

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(RIP pig, you will never be forgotten)

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awww, he became a pork

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(legit Fortnite gameplay)

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I Need to find that... I mean that version of fortnite looks fantastic Wow, finally

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I might be playing fortnite now. Why do I look like I have no ice

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What is this happening jesus. boss you killed a child

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amazing, mission complete (pewds laughing like an idiot(a cute one))

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that right there is why you're the best, boss

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the One and only

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Oh My god you killed the children

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Amazing job. You get an S rating

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Fantastic - Trump

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boss you killed a child

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amazing, mission complete. that right there is why you're the best boss. This is why Japanese games are the best

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I Don't need another version of the Wii one. Thank you. I will not accept this I say no. I say no to this one

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I don't need a Korean version of it

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Jesus Christ man, it's not just Western civilization. That is ruin. It's come clear now.

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Wait, wait a minute. Wait

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wait

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Excuse me. Why are you searching sexy Garfield? I mean, why wouldn't you, he is pretty attractive out of all cartoons

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I've always had a fond interest in Garfield. Sorry. I thought we were admitting our darkest secrets

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i've never understood this meme, i don't get it.

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meme plus meme does not equal meme

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oh oh triple up

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goddammit I'm so ashamed that I laughed at that goddamnit

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Why did I laugh at that? Why did I sink So low? I say that I don't like overly loud and obnoxious

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And Here I am laughing at it. I'm a hypocrite. I'm a fool. I'm a peasant I'm scum. I'm little scum

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scumbag

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Anyway, let's watch some more clips

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E (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

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Just let the E die, please, he's already dead actually I didn't mean for that I was insensitive

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Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Take a look at this. Mm-hmm

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Simple enough right? But watch what happens next

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I Knew it I know it. I know it. What's the heck is this thing?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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We went from mother and son to father and daughter

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(Ali-B intro)

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okay fine that was a good Ali-A. I havn't seen a good Ali-A meme in awhile

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Haha loud noises not funny stop doing it or else. Errrrrrr

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or aaaaaaaaaaah. Is that funny to you? Hi, why'd you laugh then?

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Wait, What?

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Be careful, what are you gonn...

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(chuckles)

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Why am I laughing nothing funny has happened

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ohhhh..   Ahahahahah

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that was good. That was actually good

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Now you ruined it

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stop. just stop you need to know when to end them

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alright well speaking of knowing when to end it i'm gonna end this video here if you enjoy watching leave a like and

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I'll see you next what leave a like if you loose and if you like if you lost and

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Let me know if you lost in the comments. Let me know now

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I will have to go and I'll see you tomorrow with another video. What am I going to do tomorrow?

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Well, you're just gonna have to wait until then to find out

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ASS (Animal Super Squad) gameplay