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Skrattar du förlorar du Youtube's favourite show! That's right they have a lot of foo- they lock my videos

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Today we're giving away an Xbox and my Pokemon collection

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Just make sure you leave a like on this video

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Smash the like and a bell ring and

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Then you could win all of these three items at some point

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All you have to do is not laugh in this video guys. The rule is simple

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You laugh, you lose. Skrattar du förlorar du, mannen

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What do you think Donald Trump needs to do to come out on top?

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Well, on the character issue the public, you know, two-thirds or more of the public knows that Hillary Clinton's a liar

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She can't be trusted and now the two faces of Hillary Clinton are coming out, the fact through WikiLeaks that she says one thing. Oh,

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*BEEEEeeEEp*

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Oh no, alright, let's see if we can get congressman Collins back. Obviously we just lost the satellite feed. That sucks :(

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*Pewds bootyful laugh*

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WHAT

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I'm sorry. What? Is this real? Oh no. Aw bad. Damn. Oh, what a bummer

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We just lost the satellite feed just like that happens. Aw man, happens at the worst times, doesn't it?

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*bEEEEEeeeeP*

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Ohhh nooo, alright let's-

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Oohhhh noooo, *laughs*

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Oh no, we demonetized all of PewDiePie's videos pfft that sucks. * cutie Pie's laugh*

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Oh noooo, all these videos lost all these revenue :(( we're gonna try our best to get it back up. Pfft, that sucks

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*robot noises eeeeeeeee*

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*WaPOW*

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WOAH

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*more robot noises*

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*laughs*

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(watched this it was a good laugh)

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00f that cracking noises tho ouch

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Oh my god

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0uch

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Just give it back to him >:0 . Oh my god. Thank you. Jesus

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Goddamn, that was amazing

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Clearly giving up on the Skrattar Förlorar in case it wasn't obvious ( What)

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Just letting you know I am aware. Okay, I know what I'm doing. I just like to have fun

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Plus I would like to win the Pokemon collection. That's right. I'm joining my own giveaway

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all you have to do is leave a like, hit the bell button and

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Tell your mother you love her ( Awww <33)

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RUSSIAN: - Bread. *chuckles*

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- Go on, go on, press it

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Great, another Russian

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- No, not this way, can't see it

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*Squeky Pewds* I-It's not Russian, it's Ukrainian. 0k.

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- Oops. *chuckles*

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What is happening?

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- Guess what, a loaf of bread

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- Bread of the 21st century

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- You can use it to wash yourself, you know?

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Bread everybody, the top of comedy in Russia. You heard about this bread, huh?

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You ever seen a bread??? That's hilarious

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I've never seen anything funnier than a loaf of bread. That's all you need

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Just give two grown men a loaf of bread and they'll never stop laughing

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- Why, it's pretty normal (NO IT ISN'T)

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- That's nuts

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*confused pewds*

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Why am I laughing? I'm so confused, what is happening? Can someone- uh, someone explain this one to me? Thank you

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Thank you very much

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'ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION - Re:Re:'
僕だけがいない街 [ERASED] Opening

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Finally! Some real hood shit.

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('Re:Re' continues playing) *pewds letting out his inner weeb uwu*

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(I luv this song <33)

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Okay, that was more of a You Groove You Lose but I guess, you know

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- We're gonna give Bardio (?) his first hornworms

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Ewww, oh no. Oh

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What if he just makes friends with it

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*sQueecKK

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(Oh no!11! He's straight up animal planet)

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(That looks so retarded (?) )

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(*wiggling the worm wiggle wiggle wiggle ~*)

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Shut up, he's trying to kill it man. Stop laughing this is really dramatic

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*weeb song that somewhat fits this situation*

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Marty else. It's not a paintbrush, buddy

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*kawaii song continues playing*

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I want you to look back at all the cute worms in that container and now that this is their fate xddd

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Just eat it Bardio >:'00

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Is it dead yet you *00f* idiot

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*lizard continues swinging the unfortunate worm around while kawaii song continues playing ~*

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I don't wanna do this anymore xddd

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*\^0^/*

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Alright It's been five minutes and he is still just painting

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He's not a very good painter though :/// ( He will become one very soon)

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Well now I want to get one (JusT eAt It BaRdI0)

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This is the problem. Last- couple of You Laugh You Lose ago

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We had a hedgehog and now we ended up with a hedgehog. So

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No, no, I'm gonna say no on that one

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(Awwwww man :'(( )

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It's so cute tho <333

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Oh my god this frickin game I'm so glad I'm done with this game

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How long has he been playing?

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Is that 12 hours no

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00000oooooooOoo

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That part sucks

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O h N o

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(FeelsBadMan :'(( )

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U okay man :'( ?

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:'((

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No-ho. Oh he's losing it

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*so much rage and sadness to the point he can't say anything *

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* cries really hard on the inside while failing really uh ??? *

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Is he making out with a chair?? ( what)

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Korean manlets(?) everybody

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They do exist (ca$h me ousside ) How about that

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( Sorry never doing that ever again :'( )

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Hold hold on chigu wiggu wiggu ~~

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It's the Nazi pug dude. We found him. He escaped from jail ( 0h no)

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- What the hell are you doing and who are you?

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*pewds feeling the akwardness*

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Oh my god, oh arghh

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This gives me hope and faith because I realize I'm not the most awkward person in public Jesus Christ, dude

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Oh my god

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* Blend S mah dudes* Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadictic! Suprise! ( best grill btw ;)) )

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Guess we're still doing these huh ( smoke weed every day B))) )

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00OOOhhH

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OOOO00HHh Hell yeah

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* BLEND W ( name of the song ) contiunes playing* ( Whoever made this you are amazing this is a masterpiece)

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The effort Jesus ( IKR???)

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Jesus Christ

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YOO000OOOoooOO ???? THIS IS HIGH QUALITY

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No, oh my god ( Yes bless this )

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sm0Ke wEEd evEryDaY

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That's incredible, Jesus Chri- MowtenDoo, I'll link that one in the description, that's incredible

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Thank you guys for watching another episode of Skrattar du förlorar du, manneeeenn ;))

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Have you guys joined the giveaway? Make sure I-I promise, it's not a fake giveaway

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like all these other youtubers are doing, this is legit authentic giveaway. I want to give back to my fans

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Which is one of you by showing, you know

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By being so grateful. One of you will get one thing because I want to give back to all of you

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By giving to one which I won't give for you. This is a scam. I'm telling you

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It's a scam. You think I'm gonna give away my Pokemon collection? What are you, nuts?? Get out of here >;((

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Get out of here !!11!!1! I'm saying literally get out >:00 ( Grrrr) The video is over. Goodbye

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Everybody leave a like if you Skratta and leave if you Forlora and goodbye. Sayonara

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It's been great. Why do I keep going? Can I end the video now? Thank you

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Oh god, it's still going. Okay

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( g0 !!!11! n0w !!111!)

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Just gonna click stop