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Hey, how's it going Bros?

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My name's is PewDiePie!

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Today we're playing The Surge

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It's uh... just like Dark Souls

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"The Surge is a Sci-Fi, Dark Souls"

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"..Sci-Fi Dark Souls - The Surge."

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"The Surge is a Sci-Fi, Dark Souls game."

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"The Surge, continues the Dark Souls obsession but it's smart..."

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Listen here you shit heads

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It ain't FUCKING Dark Souls...

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Sh-sh..

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Stop calling games, its like Dark Souls

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[Lady talking on background]

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It's fucking annoying!

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And no it's not

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OH LOOK IT'S JUST LIKE DARK SOULS!

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HE DIED!!!

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WOOOOOOOOW!

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The Surge has 'Souls-like' combat

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but is best approached 'from a Bloodborne state of mind'

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Autism is nothing to be ashamed of.

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Michael Jordan: Stop it...

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Get some help.

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Can you fist a fucking pig??

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Can you fist someone in the fucking ass in The Surge?!

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Apparently there's a

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Twitter account just based on this

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"This looks like Zelda meets Dark Souls"

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Gandhi said that.

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"Code Vein looks like an anime vampire version of Dark Souls"

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It'S tHe AnImE DaRk SoUlS.

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[Laughs]

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Oh...

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Ok-okay...

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Well maybe I was wrong

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Maybe they just have anal penetration..

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That's fine!

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You know what..

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Actually now I really wanna play the game all the sudden..

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Oh shit..

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This menu screen is just like Dark Souls and they got a Save System

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Just like Dark Souls

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It's got an intro s- sequence

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*WARNING: HEADPHONE USERS BE AWARE*

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THAT IT'S ACTUALLY JUST LIKE DARK SOULS...

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What's happening??

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What is that?

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OH MAH GAADD

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I'm handicapped

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HELL YEAH!!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Game Of The Year

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It's just like Dark Souls!

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[Giggles]

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Alright

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What a- what a fucking asshole game

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Wow...

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This is gonna be a challenge!

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JUST LIKE DARK SOULS

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[Laughs]

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Okay there

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I can go here...

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Okay, well whatever!

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HIYA GUYZ IT'S ME!

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Does anyone know where the handicapped ramp is???

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Aw

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[Windows 10 Error Sound]

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It crashed...

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Just like- no wait..

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Dark Souls doesn't crash

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Okay, well whatever...

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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You're kidding me!

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WHAT DOES THIS GAME WANT FROM ME!

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AH THANK GOD A HANDICAPPED RAMP

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Come on man...

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[Music: Evangelion Opening (Speed Up)]

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Alright

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So here we are in the game...

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Just like Dark Souls!

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Oh My God..

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Just like Dark Souls!

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I can block

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YES

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OHH YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

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Okay

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Well so far I haven't died yet.

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So this game is nothing like Dark Souls.

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[laughs]

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Is that potato chips and they're called "Tec Crunch"

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[Background applauds]

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Just like Dark Souls!

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Oh it's uh one of those

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Good to see you, too!

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Oh shit, oh shit it's just like a Zombie mecha dude!

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Oh, chill!

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Fuck dude,

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Fuck man

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chill!

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I don't understand!

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Oh...

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Just like Dark Souls

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ZERO DEATHS!!

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[Le MLG Airhorn]

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The fuck was that shit??

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Okay

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Well that was cool and all but can I jump again?

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MY GOD, that was fantastic!

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Look at that jump...

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HE- HEY!

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SO HAPPY!!!

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[Laughs] It's so cute.

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Alright, here- here's another one..

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No..

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There we go...

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Hey (burps) buuuuddy

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That's fucking right..

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ZERO DEATHS EVERYONE..

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I've never died..

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Good game...

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Good game everyone...

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Can we, anally fist this man?

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Oohh..

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Oh shit, he looks strong...

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What the fuck are you do-

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Oh my God...

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*background music starts*

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YEESS!

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ZERO DEATHS!

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I'm really low on health..

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..fucks sake.

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Oh..

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Ehh, let's cut that out.

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"Strike enemies to build up energy then hold X to perform finishing moves."

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Oh that's awesome!

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Well, that didn't work...

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OHM-

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YES!

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OHHMAHLAWDDD

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That's some kinky shit mahh man...

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..that makes me wanna,

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That makes me wanna jump

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Oh mah lo- God!

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That's some sexy shit there boi!

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What's that fucking beeping thing?

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Oh it beeps when I'm near items...

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*beeping gets high-intensity*

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*shouts* WELL THAT'S NOT ANNOYING AT ALL!

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Not a problem, look I made it in guys...

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Oh look, it's that guy- Oh fuck he's gonna- block..

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Oh, God.. shit he came- he came out of nowhere

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He did the jump, don't worry 'bout it.

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How do I block?!

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I forgot-  ah!

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Well, whatever, ZERO DEATHS!

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*AIR HORNED*

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WHATEVERRRRRRR

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I don't care!

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Okay, alright.. this time I'm gonna be soo super careful

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Where the fu- Oh..

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Oh, OH MY GO- HE JUMPS!

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HE'S CHEATING!

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HE'S uh.. GOD DAMNIT!

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ZERO DEEAATHS!

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*air horns*

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Edit that out, for fuck's sake

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God damn it...

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This game,

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is not like Dark Souls, it's a piece of shit.

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HEEY! We're going up everyone..

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Top of the mornin' to ya..

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Man this game is so easy

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My God..

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Easiest game I have ever played

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I can't believe...

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I-

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Aw fuck..

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I can't believe I've never died...

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Incredible!

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I know what you're asking yourself,

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How is it so-

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Can this fucking beeping thing?!

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SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUP

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Aw, he hit me twice..

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AW HELL NO!

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*shiiiing*

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Man those bushes are..

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honestly..

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just like Dark Souls..

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InCrEdIbLe..

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Alright, whenever I- OH MY GOD

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There's drones!

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Shame on you!

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This is just like real life..

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I wonder what music I'm listening to in those headphones...

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*weaboo music starts playing*

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I wonder if I can get robot butt implants...

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That would be fucking awesome..

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Well, let's remove the fucking...

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...climax, robot thing...

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Jesus Christ that was annoying...

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OHMAYYGAWDDDD

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OOHHWOOOAHH

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Run, run, run-

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Oh, still.. still...

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Shut the fuck up,

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*SpAmMiNg AiRhOrN*

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Shut the fuck up (2x)

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They were 2 against 1...

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I mean- ZERO-

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How'd I die against this 2 fucking morons?

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I mean I didn't...

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I didn't die..

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God damn it..

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Wow...

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The robots in the future are incredibly intelligent

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*chuckles*

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*giggles*

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Wow,

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It's just, amazing

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How- how are they gonna- *stutters*

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destroy us?

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How are we gonna survive the future? I mean the eh,

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They're too smart...

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How are they possibly-

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*chuckles*

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GOOODGAAAME!

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JuSt LiKe DaRk SoUlS

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

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ARE YOU.. *rubs eye*

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Impossible...

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He has no idea-

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HAZAAAAAH-

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ZEEEROOO!

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FUCKING DEATHS!

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GOD-

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FUCK!

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SSMMMAAAASHH!

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There you go...

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aaand a jump™

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Nailed it...

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Zero deaths everyone,

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thank you...

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I'ma thank my Mom...

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especially...

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for never killing me...

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'Appreciate you mom,

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OH MY GOD!

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THERE'S 2 OF THEM!

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IT WAS A TRAP!

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I'm out

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I'm done...

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I'm fucking done with this game...

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I'm so fucking done

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*Windows 10 Error sound*

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It crashed...

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I can't believe it...

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Hours of..

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..gameplay,  just..

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..fucking gone.

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Just like Dark Soooouls!

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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪

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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪

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♪ Why can't we be friends... ♪

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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪