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Hey how's it going bros, mah naaaaaame

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It's Pe-Pewdiepie,

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The name is Pewdiepie

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Welcome back to another episode of Little Nightmares

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Part *2*

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Glad you could make it,

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eheee ehhhh it's good to see you here again,

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Let's uh... keep playing this game,

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Last time I failed pretty epically

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EPICALLY! *over-used soundboard*

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Sorry, okay, um there's this fucking asshole in here. Let's just say hello to him right away

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Fuck, this thing was pretty creepy.

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This fucking part, I'm legit turning down–

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Ah fuck. fuck. shit. shit.

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Okay, hey hey, how you doing buddy? *kisses* You're looking good. You are looking real nice!

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Please don't find me

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Man, last time he went more aggressive...

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Oh no, it's not scripted

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Uh well, I suppose somewhat scripted

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Let's just take it nice and easy

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Alright, nice and easy now boys, nice and easy

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Way to start an episode.

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God damn

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Are those babies sleeping on the bed?

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RUN!!!

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No, what are you doing climb climb climb climb climb climb

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There you go. We're safe.

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High five, out of my hands

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Sooo, that was a headfive ?

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It's same thing

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Shit

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Hey boxes, fuck you. fuck you boxes. Got him got him

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It's really weird you gotta jump

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and then hold down the mouse button it's kind of..... huh!

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Nailed it

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[*irish accent*] fuck dat place man!

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Ah jeez

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This game is proper scary man.

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I like it though, I like it. Do you like it ?

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Leave a comment right now

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telling me...

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What are you wearing?

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That's right.

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I know, I know you're not wearing pants

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Disgusting, put on some pants.

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Ah shit, uhh it's giving me stomach ache

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I'm hungry. Could that be it?

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Like I got a lot of energy. An energy, got a lot of energy. Got~

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Shit, I'm really starving... Is that the bamba, the Cafeteria? We call it. We call it "bamba" in Swedish

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if you're cool, you call it bamba if you

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Lame you call it like it uh... does anyone give a shit? No you don't. I'm really starving here

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Okay, we'll see if we can make it there

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All right, come on lady

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Can I have a sandwich... please?

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Hi ! Thank you buddy. Hey, that's so nice. Thank you! MINE

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Okay, we ate a- I hope there was nothing. I hope you didn't do anything bad with it

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You don't seem like the trust-worthy kind but thank you

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Thanks!!

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I'll give you a [soundboard: Hillary Clinton]. Thank you

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Jump, thank you

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Let's go through here. We now have the strength. Oh. God. That's a noose

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That's a noose. I hope we don't get to use it. I don't hope we don't get to use the noose

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I'm sorry. I need to stop I can't help myself

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I'm in the sewer. What is this? Oh boy this looking scary boy?

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Do you think we can climb in the background? I think maybe?

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Cool. Okay. Why are we doing this?

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Oh Oh shit, okay we're fine.

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I was hoping we could ah jump

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Again, oh we can okay cool

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Bit weird, I like it. I love this game

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It's incredible. I hope it stays consistent, you know?

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I don't know what the point of litting these they are but they're lit, so it's all good. Why are you watching me?

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*Laughs*

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Got em

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Okay, so we're here now

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Can we climb the chain perhaps? Yes we can.

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Yes we can everybody! On a roll! I love the flow and  rhythm of the game

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and a lot of people don't like it is almost like games play themselves, but

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Aah you fucking idiot

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Zero deaths okay? Uh what's that oh?

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Look there was a glitch in the game where I wake up here. That's so strange. I wonder what happened. ZERO DEATHS

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That's what fuckin' 'appened

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That's what fuckin' happened... Real. Heroes. Never. Die. Is that the reference? I don't play Overwatch

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I'm not a fucking nerd. I don't play games

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Games are for nerds honestly

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Right?  You don't play games either. You watch people play games. That's hardcore

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I'm only playing games because I have to okay like I would not be playing this game games over nerds man

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Is that a good monologue?

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Go!

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Nailed it

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Why am I not just editing it out these bits. I kind of like it to flow the game

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I don't want to interrupt it. You know what I mean

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Maybe I'll try and cut as little as I as I can– You fucking idiot! – oh, okay. We're fine.

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I wasn't talking to you. I'm talking to me, I would never call you an idiot

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Unless you did something really stupid

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In front of me. Hey! (looks at camera)

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That's right. See if we can do this jump properly this time that would be great. I'm gonna go as high as possible

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Woah, we can really get high in this game. Jump! Ow!

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Why didn't you tell me why didn't you tell me that was a bad idea?

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There was a fucking ladder there. Why didn't you tell me?

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Aren't you glad you're watching this I know I know I hate myself too. It's okay

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Fuck

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How am I supposed to jump here?

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Definitely not like that. Get some shoes girl

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Okay, we can't move the ladder, but we can climb here, so fuck it

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Life's handing you ladders? Make lemonade

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No, I definitely got that quote right, okay?

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Dammit

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I don't know if I could have it alright. Let's try this one. Yeah

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Hey, what fun for you hey? Hey? Oh shit shit shit. What do we do with that? Oh?

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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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No, no no no no no no come back here. Come back here come back here

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Come back and come back up up up again. You ain't going nowhere son

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Boom smack aah ass, and then now we go party don't leave without me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

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Excellent feel we did it. I don't even need your help

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So judgeful okay, so judgeful, and I don't appreciate it

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Fuck another puzzle help help me please

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Come on. Come on. Just squeeze it up fine. What about this one?

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Hey, that's pretty good

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Someone please

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Stop, stop, nope!

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Okay, here we go alright it's a puzzle got it I?

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That one doesn't want to go out that's okay. Not everyone in life wants to go out

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Some people like going in

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I'm more of a~ I'm more of an "in" person. You know what I mean

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What kind of dance is that lady?

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Excuse me

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Yasss~ baby

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Did it. We did it! Woohoo!

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Oh, oh yeah, I forgot we have a short amount of time

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Let's hurry up. Babarapbabapbarapbarap~

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Squeeze through

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Okay, another creepy area. Push it. Im'ma push it all right

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Why did I do that? Why did I do this? I'm fine

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We're down there, okay. That's cool. Zero deaths by the way. Zero deaths. What's that?

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Why are we here?

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We respawn here all the way down, but why do-?

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*singing* but why I ask, it doesn't make much sense, but uh

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Disgusting! Oh, it's the fucking slugs. Aah aah what?

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They just want to hug me I can appreciate a good hug. You know what I mean

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The eyebrows are moving

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Completely random okay has nothing to do with what I just said you can ignore the eyebrows I have a condition. Eyebrow~ yeah

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Oh yeah, Eyebrow-Eyebrowvia

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Yeah, that makes sense

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Oh there they go again

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Okay, ah! Fuck shit. Okay. Let's be careful here. Let's be careful. Let's be real careful

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Let's be real careful buddy. There we go. I think I need to push this back, but I'm not sure

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What do you- what do you- what do you guys think-? Oh, we turned off the electricity. Ok cool

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So we were supposed to jump down see I told you. Zero deaths. Oh fuck

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Okay, which way do I go? Got it.

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It's very much like inside you know with ah~ this bit or whatever

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But I love it. I love this type of game play.

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Oh no, oh oh oh oh

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Oh, hell yeah! We did it! Wow! Oh no no no no! Go back go back go back! Ah!

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Damn I didn't think of that nope look away look away. Look away look

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away look

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away look

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Okay, all right here. Here we go

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That's pretty good. Yeah, no no no no no should I just go for it. I should have just gone for it

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Yeah, I didn't get a second to hesitate come on. Zero Deaths!

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Zero Deaths man, you don't understand

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Wake up, girl

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Look up and smell [the] ashes here. We go. Oh, not this again. Come on

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That's for what I got to do this again. That's not very nice

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What is that thing anyway?

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I wish I could it kill with a knife you know what I mean

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You know wait, you know exactly what I mean. no no! Why did I do that? For fuck's sake. OK final edit

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Not a problem. Easy. I was [oh] [no], okay. We might have a problem here bros, okay. Go yes, yes

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Woohoo!

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Zero Deaths!

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Told you what did I say what did I say what did I say, that's right. That's right. That's right. Potato people! Get 'em

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Get 'em! Go get 'em [woo!]. We made it through - hey

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same station, how about that

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How about that? I am rendering a video while?

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I'm playing this having a bit of a busy day. [I] hope that doesn't cause any problems with it.

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I don't know, anything I guess

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Be quiet, please don't you I know everyone's judging me so fucking hard

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Okay

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Babarabap~ Bibiribi~ Babarabapbap~ [(Scary baby?)(Skinny baby?)]

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I Love you. You love me. I want to see you

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Potato people! Goddamn it Gotta get 'em. Gotta get 'em.

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Come back here. Come back here

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I'll get ya. I'll get ya one day boy

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Never mind. I'll get you another day. Oh

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my God

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My God, Mr.. Chair could I please have a minute Mr. Chair

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"Oh My God Pewds. You remember me. After all these years. My–" Shut the fuck up

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God damn. I don't give a shit about 'ya oh

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That's a big eye. Isn't it. I don't know if we should press that button uh hell. Let's do it anyway

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Come on chair. Come on chair

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It's Gonna be good. It's Gonna be good

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It's Gonna have a good time

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Everybody have a good press the button. [oh]

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Oh hi, doggie. I don't know why I said it like that. That's the people sleeping from before. What is happening here?

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What can I?

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Can I jump through [you] guys [think] I can jump through?

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Maybe you have to move the chair. Let's move no. Oh we can climb out without the chair, okay?

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Mr. Chair

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Mr. - "You remember me Pewds. I love you so much

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Remember the memes? The 'chair mode activate'? It was so funny." No it wasn't

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It was cringey [it was shit], and so is this potato people.

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I don't really know I don't really know what to do here. Let's try that again

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Is this open?

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It goes it closes as soon as we look away

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This is definitely a puzzle. [oh]

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We can change it. There's those god damn potato. Oh

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And there's a chef

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and there's

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That place and there is that place. Oh there's grandma !

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Let's go see grandma ! How you're doing grandma ?

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No, the door is still closed. Then what was the point ?

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Maybe that's where we need to go

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Maybe some guidance along the way

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good times chair good times

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We must be in some weird ... *eee* potato people come back here you son of a bitch. I'll get ya

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I'm like it. Yeah, I'm off the buff buddy

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Okay, very zoomed out here. I don't know why

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Let's go here. Let's go here Bro's

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What do you say? What do you say? What do you say old Pal ?

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I don't know why I talk like that. OK here we go

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Here we go up up up

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Lady what are you doing? [I] said up up up up to the top. [oh]?

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This place is nice very

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Nice. Hey, it's a I know where we are

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No, no, it's the chef a chef we got a pull the suitcase. [I] remember I

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remember everything

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Damn this part is not good

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the chef

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I think we saw like all their enemies that are going to come up

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Oh this is different, or is it ?

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I think we just woke someone up

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So cool. They really outdid themselves with this game, man. I love it

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genius

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It's the fact that you're small and you can go through [all] these places that you normally wouldn't I?

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Mean who would have thought - Timmy!

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My best friend. [oh] shit. Bye

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Why am I doing this? I don't know someone has an answer for me, please let me know

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Do we need the plunger is that that what we need?

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by a bitch

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bye, Mom

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You're supposed to break them!

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my God, [oh]

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There's the key I didn't see it

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Cool. Ow

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Okay, alright

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Alright alright alright

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Alright

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Okay, alright. Okay. alright

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Nope, okay, where do we put the key?

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Must be somewhere on the floor. Maybe this briefcase I

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I think I saw a briefcase. There you are. No?

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Where do we put the key?

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It's too heavy

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um

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Okay, we got to push the door open got it cool little puzzle there like it. I like it a lot

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very nice

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No. throw it throw it buddy. You gotta throw it. It's one of those this is like a

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Almost that game, Guardian of- Guardian of the Galaxy I almost said. How do I throw it. You press jump okay?

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Guardian! The Last Guardian. You had to throw that goddamn dog food. [I] don't think we need this anymore. Bye

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[alright] open the door

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Sim Sala[*belch*] Bim

00:18:54.110 --> 00:18:55.990
Hey, it's a monkey

00:18:55.990 --> 00:18:57.990
I love these

00:18:58.070 --> 00:18:59.720
cute

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cute

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What do we do with it? Throw it at the button? Go! oh?

00:19:06.770 --> 00:19:12.219
It's working yes, alright. Sorry. I can't help you Mr.. Monkey ah

00:19:16.100 --> 00:19:22.510
We need to pull these boxes doesn't look like they're pullable you know what I mean, you know what I mean, you dirty

00:19:23.809 --> 00:19:26.798
Dirty dirty dirty, I think I can reach that

00:19:28.370 --> 00:19:32.019
No, I think you can lend me a monkey hand. [oh]

00:19:35.320 --> 00:19:40.060
That's my boy. Hey, you come with me you're awesome dude. Woohoo!

00:19:40.580 --> 00:19:45.820
That's what I'm talking about. That's right we're gonna finish the whole game with you, buddy

00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:49.659
Mr.. Mr.. Meeseeks!

00:19:53.360 --> 00:19:56.409
I'm stuck again. Oh we need him again. We need them again. Yes

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Go

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Know what [I] say nope

00:20:02.299 --> 00:20:03.590
Go

00:20:03.590 --> 00:20:05.440
What go?

00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:06.889
I

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Got damn

00:20:09.679 --> 00:20:12.459
Yeah, boy, you're the best Mr. Meeseeks!

00:20:14.509 --> 00:20:16.509
Hell yeah, let's do a little dance

00:20:16.970 --> 00:20:18.559
Do a little dance

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Make a little love. Get down tonight. Oh. Yeah. [look] at her leg you like that. [you] like it. Yeah, that's right

00:20:26.029 --> 00:20:28.029
Hey, hey, hey don't get–

00:20:28.950 --> 00:20:30.950
What I told you about your pants?

00:20:32.040 --> 00:20:37.640
Goddamn weirdo, goddamn weirdo. Why does everyone that watch this– Ey [oh]

00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:45.650
No, I'm getting sick something wrong with this. I'm hungry again what?

00:20:47.130 --> 00:20:48.570
That's so strange

00:20:48.570 --> 00:20:50.570
I'm not leaving you behind buddy

00:20:50.630 --> 00:20:57.679
I may be starving, but I'm not living my best friend behind of anything if anything happens to you. I'll be devastated

00:20:57.750 --> 00:21:00.650
I'm quitting this play, oh I'm so hungry now ah

00:21:03.930 --> 00:21:05.930
Why does no one feed me I?

00:21:06.780 --> 00:21:08.780
Was think about that in games?

00:21:09.180 --> 00:21:10.320
When

00:21:10.320 --> 00:21:14.000
You play Uncharted which is like the kind of kind of game that you know?

00:21:15.150 --> 00:21:17.629
It's the same [timeline], but you never eat

00:21:18.420 --> 00:21:20.420
You just never eat

00:21:20.640 --> 00:21:25.849
[or] the Last of Us or whatever you never eat you never eat that never bother anyone else

00:21:26.850 --> 00:21:30.620
This game you eat this game is realistic. I don't know why I have to punish [myself]

00:21:31.470 --> 00:21:36.319
Mr. Meeseeks, you're coming with me buddy. Ain't leaving you behind for nobody

00:21:37.140 --> 00:21:39.140
You saved my life. I saved yours

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Get out of here rats

00:21:42.390 --> 00:21:44.390
Sound sorry Mr. Meeseeks

00:21:45.030 --> 00:21:50.449
Just gonna have a little snack have a little snack hopefully don't get locked in here. Oh

00:21:52.260 --> 00:21:54.260
God rat food I

00:21:55.620 --> 00:21:57.620
That should do the trick?

00:22:00.510 --> 00:22:02.719
I Didn't. Mr. Meeseeks! Nooo!

00:22:06.060 --> 00:22:13.080
Shit, this is bad. This is real bad. Oh that's creepy those hands

00:22:16.800 --> 00:22:19.080
Oh it makes me want to touch myself

00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:27.860
All right, man, this is bad, this is real bad

00:22:31.630 --> 00:22:33.630
Ohh, okay, are we waking up?

00:22:38.100 --> 00:22:45.559
Boom bam bam [ow]. I'm fine. I'm fine. Where's Mr. Meeseeks? Where is it? Where is it?

00:22:47.309 --> 00:22:49.309
Okay, we gotta grab that thing

00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:53.959
Babarabap bapbarabapbarap babarabap, we gotta grab that thing

00:22:55.320 --> 00:22:57.320
Father do you..

00:22:57.660 --> 00:23:00.800
Why am I singing this song to some?

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Ok, jump and then grab thank you jump in the grant jump in the yeah boy. Yeah, boy

00:23:11.150 --> 00:23:13.100
Aha, I like little legs dangle?

00:23:13.830 --> 00:23:16.009
Okay, let's swing. I think that's the trick here

00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:19.279
Yeah, oh

00:23:20.879 --> 00:23:28.009
All right, oh hey! Hey game. I already figured it out. All right. I don't need you. Go go go go go, whoa

00:23:29.580 --> 00:23:32.240
Where is he? Where is Mr. Meeseeks?

00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:35.159
I need to find him

00:23:35.159 --> 00:23:41.209
He was my only lover. He was the only one that saw me for what I [really] was... a selfish asshole.

00:23:41.730 --> 00:23:44.149
I loved him. Like he was my own child

00:23:45.389 --> 00:23:47.569
jump nailed it nailed

00:23:48.570 --> 00:23:50.570
it [oh]

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Hey

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Feels good. That's good man. Feels great. I love it

00:23:59.669 --> 00:24:03.378
How you doing there? Oh, no, I forgot what we're dealing with

00:24:04.049 --> 00:24:06.049
Is he blind?

00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.360
Okay, well, maybe we can sneak back

00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:16.279
What is he doing? He's making something. He can smell me. No no no no no no

00:24:21.059 --> 00:24:26.778
What is he making? that's so creepy. Creepy is the right word for this game, man, [ah]

00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:31.849
[maybe] he's just making potatoes wait a minute

00:24:37.100 --> 00:24:39.100
What do I do if he can smell me?

00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:42.960
How do I unsmell myself?

00:24:44.260 --> 00:24:44.760
Nope, fuck that fuck that, fuck that honestly mate

00:24:48.730 --> 00:24:50.730
Ain't worth it, [oh shit], you've done it

00:24:51.550 --> 00:24:53.550
You've done it now Pewds!

00:24:53.860 --> 00:24:55.860
Nooo!

00:24:57.580 --> 00:25:02.339
Fuck, he can smell me. What do I do if he can smell me?

00:25:03.130 --> 00:25:05.640
There's not many options if he can smell you, buddy

00:25:06.730 --> 00:25:08.730
What do I do?

00:25:10.350 --> 00:25:16.890
I can't really climb anything. Okay, if he can smell me, I'm just gonna run. Bye~

00:25:19.690 --> 00:25:21.989
Arg. I was clearly supposed to go in that hole

00:25:23.380 --> 00:25:28.530
Did he fart? I swear he farted there. That's embarrassing for him, not for me. What's that?

00:25:29.320 --> 00:25:31.320
Zero deaths!

00:25:31.360 --> 00:25:35.520
Thank you appreciate all the support appreciate all the support that I'm getting on this playthrough

00:25:36.490 --> 00:25:38.490
my zero death playthrough

00:25:38.590 --> 00:25:45.570
Really appreciate it run run run run run run. [I] don't know how I messed up. I literally just have the run straight forward [oh]

00:25:48.070 --> 00:25:51.119
Oh, God he has a door, no!

00:25:55.000 --> 00:26:00.930
Okay, alright. It's a puzzle. We have time. There's a shoe here. You're my new best friend, shoe

00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:08.500
Alright that's a button, isn't it? No it's not. Can I climb this? No I can't. Hmm? Well then oh?

00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:11.640
Is that a crack? Oh it is!

00:26:12.190 --> 00:26:13.390
oh

00:26:13.390 --> 00:26:15.390
Oh, my how lovely

00:26:16.210 --> 00:26:18.210
Let's crank it up bros

00:26:18.500 --> 00:26:22.080
Yeah, no, god he's gonna come, isn't he? He can smell me! He can smell me :(

00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:30.140
No no no no no no, ah! AH!! NO!! AH!! Fuck!!

00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:37.640
So creepy I get goosebumps. I don't know 'bout you guys

00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:46.340
Okay, let's do this. We can do this. I know we can I know we can. Just gonna pull on through

00:26:47.100 --> 00:26:49.100
just like just like

00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:54.889
Other people that pull through, I can't think of anyone right– NO no

00:26:56.820 --> 00:26:58.820
fuck

00:27:03.170 --> 00:27:08.260
I'm going fuck that fuck that fuck that dude. [it's] so hard

00:27:10.430 --> 00:27:14.289
God damn that was creepy. I don't like that guy. [I] don't like him

00:27:15.470 --> 00:27:17.090
Don't want you

00:27:17.090 --> 00:27:21.399
Hey, it's a shoe. It's [a] shoe everyone glad you could make it shoe. Oh

00:27:23.090 --> 00:27:25.120
Yeah, it end. Oh wait. I saw a liner

00:27:25.120 --> 00:27:28.479
I don't know what the point of me litting this is. But I'm sure someone's going to comment

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:35.140
and be like you fucking idiot it's so fucking obvious you lit in the light to make the soul of the game a lit and

00:27:36.320 --> 00:27:39.010
[or] some shit like that. I don't

00:27:41.810 --> 00:27:43.810
Hey more shoes everyone

00:27:44.360 --> 00:27:46.360
Great to meet you shoes

00:27:46.610 --> 00:27:51.459
Sh-nice to meet you! That was... Ay! This is it! This is so cool this part

00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:55.000
reminds me a little bit of, uh...

00:27:55.970 --> 00:27:58.100
[oh], [God] is there something in the shoes?

00:28:00.149 --> 00:28:05.179
Oh God, I forgot there's something in the shoes there's something in the shoes! Go!! Ha!

00:28:07.169 --> 00:28:10.128
Got them, you can't shoe the shoe master

00:28:11.639 --> 00:28:18.469
Go, go go go go go go go no no no no no no yeah? You can't shoe the shoe master. Let's right the shoe master disaster

00:28:19.350 --> 00:28:21.379
Okay, so now what's the plan Felix?

00:28:22.289 --> 00:28:24.289
Well, I guess I just die. I don't have a

00:28:28.760 --> 00:28:36.820
There's a box there, isn't it? I don't see the point of going there. We're just gonna have to hope for the best

00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.060
I have a really bad feeling about this

00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:46.559
Hey, I made it. Oh my God whew that was close!

00:28:48.460 --> 00:28:50.460
whew

00:28:52.869 --> 00:28:56.098
Okay, we did it. We're doing good. We're doing good. [oh]

00:28:56.100 --> 00:28:59.200
No, we are not. NOOOOOO!!!!

00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:03.060
NOOOO!! Go, please. I hate him-

00:29:03.220 --> 00:29:08.900
[I] hate him so much. Oh, no! No! Run please!!!

00:29:10.330 --> 00:29:12.330
Mr.. Meeseeks!! :'(

00:29:14.739 --> 00:29:21.179
Go go go. what am I doing here? Go in there! go in there!

00:29:25.929 --> 00:29:32.848
Oh my God. Is he going up with me?  he best not find me. He better not find me, boy. Oh God

00:29:32.849 --> 00:29:36.719
He's gonna come here next. Oh this is bad, this is really bad

00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:41.519
Oh the tension, the tension!

00:29:42.729 --> 00:29:44.729
No

00:29:47.919 --> 00:29:53.939
Potato people! Distract him! Wait a minute... Maybe they are with me all along.

00:29:59.529 --> 00:30:01.709
Oh my god... I don't like him

00:30:04.029 --> 00:30:05.889
Meesh-[*belch*]!

00:30:05.889 --> 00:30:10.409
What's here? Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. there's something hidden

00:30:12.809 --> 00:30:14.809
This plank is loose. Oh

00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:17.960
Mr. Meeseeks, no!!!

00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:19.970
Hey, we're fine. How 'bout that?

00:30:20.789 --> 00:30:24.469
I told you I came back for you, buddy. [I] would never leave you [behind]

00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:31.278
That's [right]. You're coming with me the whole game. I told you, the whole oh, oh oh, oh, oh

00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:34.069
It would be great if you actually didn't make noise

00:30:35.009 --> 00:30:37.699
Maybe you can use them to distract him. Yes...

00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:40.460
That actually makes a lot of sense

00:30:41.250 --> 00:30:43.250
Where am I?

00:30:48.810 --> 00:30:50.810
Okay

00:30:59.740 --> 00:31:02.280
Is the goal for [me] to distract him somewhere, perhaps?

00:31:04.210 --> 00:31:10.799
Why can I jump up here for example? 'Cause if I throw the Mr.. Meeseeks there does that... no?

00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:16.859
I'm sure there's a way I can go up here. [I] just haven't seen it. Maybe here

00:31:22.030 --> 00:31:24.030
[maybe] here. Yeah, it's here

00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:28.750
no, oh

00:31:30.470 --> 00:31:32.470
Oh My God. He's creepy

00:31:36.210 --> 00:31:40.250
Okay, so we'll just wait for him to be there, then we'll throw a Mr. Meeseeks

00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:49.219
Careful now careful Mr. Meeseeks. I love you. You're like you're one my child– Go!

00:31:49.890 --> 00:31:54.589
Distract him! *Mr. Meeseeks: I'll save you, Pewdiepie.* that didn't work that didn't work

00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.029
Let's get the fuck out of here. Go!

00:32:06.620 --> 00:32:10.220
No, don't go for me! What do I do? Ah!

00:32:11.300 --> 00:32:15.240
NO!!! What the fuck was that?

00:32:19.520 --> 00:32:25.420
Why did I not throw it further? Why did I not throw it further? God damn you idiot!

00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:28.880
Mr. Meeseeks, do your job!

00:32:32.790 --> 00:32:37.670
I just had to climb up! Don't! No! Don't touch me! I don't like you

00:32:37.670 --> 00:32:40.820
I don't like when [you] touch [me] there ya go.

00:32:42.180 --> 00:32:52.580
Oh no he's coming!! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push,......

00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:54.740
Nailed it!

00:32:54.840 --> 00:33:00.980
Zero deaths!! What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Not just an amazing

00:33:01.650 --> 00:33:05.269
Humble person, but also extremely good at games.

00:33:09.510 --> 00:33:14.540
No, oh, no it never ends, does it? Never ends does it?

00:33:16.980 --> 00:33:22.519
Okay, so what do we got here? I just gonna go through. What is the worst thing that can happen?

00:33:22.650 --> 00:33:30.200
Oh, oh, I made a little oopsie. Go go go go go. Oh no. He's here. No

00:33:33.330 --> 00:33:36.649
Fuck he's distracted by the shoes oh

00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:43.940
fuck

00:33:46.020 --> 00:33:47.940
Okay, well that could have gone better

00:33:47.940 --> 00:33:54.080
What do I do here? okay, I'm just gonna guess I'm just gonna guess. grabb the shoe. Grab the- ah okay

00:33:54.080 --> 00:33:59.960
The shoe trick didn't work. Okay. He didn't see it. But here I am.... Shoe throw!!! (Bruh)

00:33:59.960 --> 00:34:03.230
Oh, God do that again, please, but do it properly please

00:34:04.230 --> 00:34:09.050
She's looking at..... Shoe throw! (Bruh) No, please just throw-throw the shoe!! :'((

00:34:11.240 --> 00:34:20.160
Please just throw the shoe!! throw the SHOEEEEE!! throw the- yes!!! SHOEEEEEEE!!!!!

00:34:20.160 --> 00:34:21.840
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:27.140
Yes, yes, the clocks are helping! The clocks!! Of course!

00:34:27.899 --> 00:34:33.169
It was the clocks all a– I'm out. I'm so out of here. I'm so done with it. Haha

00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.789
How are these books balanced? Burn them! Need to burn them!

00:34:39.720 --> 00:34:44.869
Maybe we can climb here? okay, we can. This game gets intense boy

00:34:45.450 --> 00:34:49.700
Hey, that's the piano. I'm sure nothing bad was going to happen with that, at all

00:34:50.419 --> 00:34:52.729
At all hey, it's the candle let's lit it

00:34:53.700 --> 00:34:55.700
Let's lit it

00:34:58.390 --> 00:35:03.180
What kind of j-? Oh okay. Okay. Oh no. I think he heard us

00:35:05.350 --> 00:35:07.799
That's some straight-up parkour stuff

00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:15.329
I'm a good climber. I got to hand it to myself. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no

00:35:15.330 --> 00:35:20.670
I better stay down here a little bit down [on] that love oh. Oh, I don't like him

00:35:20.670 --> 00:35:24.329
There's a crank there. I see it. You see it too, don't you?

00:35:26.770 --> 00:35:33.660
Okay, let's be careful here. He's sniffing, sniffing like Edgar. Okay. Let's- careful.

00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:36.960
There's a crank here somewhere

00:35:39.940 --> 00:35:41.940
See if we can find it

00:35:43.700 --> 00:35:48.429
Can we go through here? I'm climbing the books. I didn't realize, there's a Mr.. Meeseeks.

00:35:49.130 --> 00:35:54.190
Excellent. Okay. We're fine. We got this bros. Damn it. Don't mess up. What did I say?

00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:57.250
What'd I say, let's throw some stuff at him

00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:00.280
if you can just run through

00:36:05.869 --> 00:36:07.869
Yep, the answer was yes

00:36:13.310 --> 00:36:19.149
We need the crank though

00:36:25.070 --> 00:36:30.129
Please don't come now out of all times, please not now. Thank you. We did it. We did it. We did it

00:36:30.130 --> 00:36:32.130
We did it awesome

00:36:32.210 --> 00:36:34.210
awesome, oh

00:36:34.910 --> 00:36:37.329
There it is, okay

00:36:38.600 --> 00:36:41.350
So are we gonna have to walk all the way?

00:36:42.710 --> 00:36:44.710
How? it's impossible?

00:36:48.710 --> 00:36:52.149
Can we even throw this? how would that be possible?

00:36:53.990 --> 00:36:57.669
I think I know what must be done, and I [don't] like it. We're gonna have to run D:

00:36:59.060 --> 00:37:01.060
It's another one of those

00:37:02.270 --> 00:37:04.419
[we're] gonna have to press the TV. He's gonna  come in

00:37:07.490 --> 00:37:12.909
And we're just going to pray for the Lord that he likes television

00:37:32.330 --> 00:37:35.050
run Run run run run run

00:37:35.540 --> 00:37:40.570
[no], no no no no no no go go go go go go go go go go go go go

00:37:40.570 --> 00:37:48.039
Go go go go go go go go. Do you like go go? I don't like parks. [oh] my god oh my God

00:37:48.040 --> 00:37:51.099
Oh my God crank that sh*t up

00:37:51.890 --> 00:37:53.150
dog

00:37:53.150 --> 00:37:55.150
Crank that sh*t so hard

00:37:55.999 --> 00:37:57.380
Come on

00:37:57.380 --> 00:37:59.380
Come on, not again

00:38:01.369 --> 00:38:04.149
I'm going I [don't] even get care. I don't even care

00:38:05.779 --> 00:38:07.779
WOOH! WOOH!

00:38:09.049 --> 00:38:14.619
Swing swing swing it. I don't think I cranked it enough ah

00:38:16.819 --> 00:38:19.058
yes, yes, ah

00:38:21.170 --> 00:38:22.730
Okay, okay

00:38:22.730 --> 00:38:28.929
[I] really really really really really need to end this episode here, but I really love this game so much

00:38:29.380 --> 00:38:36.220
Please leave a like if you ẹnoy. I'll see the bros in the next episode. thank you for always loving support. Stay awesome bros.