WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ar 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.660 اذا تريد ان تصبح رائعا مثلي 00:00:03.800 --> 00:00:06.540 حسنا,دعني اقل لك شيئا ,انها ليست سهله يافتى..☻ 00:00:06.740 --> 00:00:10.760 لايمكنك فقط ان تمشي , وتكون "اهلا انا رائع" ☻ 00:00:11.040 --> 00:00:15.840 اعلم بما تفكر, كيف اصبح رائعا ... جدًا (⌐■_■) 00:00:17.820 --> 00:00:19.980 "كيف اصبح ....حديثا جدا" 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:23.500 "والان.. كيف بقي متواضعا جدا " 00:00:23.500 --> 00:00:25.040 المقاطع التعليمية 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:27.640 واحد...اتنين...ثلاثه 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:33.440 ♫واخذت مفاتيحي لسيارتي واخدت فتاتي اسفل النهر♫ 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:40.500 ♫انا ذاهب للاعلى.مقلوب .انا اعلى.! بالمقلوب.♫ 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:41.160 اوه (⌐■_■) (جدا رائع) 00:00:41.160 --> 00:00:43.380 المعلم : ثم اجلس في الاريكة او كرسى بالمقلوب 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:45.360 المعلم: في هذه الوضعية ذقنقك يؤدي 00:00:45.360 --> 00:00:47.360 المعلم: الانف. الان المفتاح لجعل -فيلكس : اللعنة 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:49.760 المعلم: بالمقلوب .انه يبدو كانه حقا يغني فيلكس:هذا جدا رائع 00:00:50.900 --> 00:00:52.900 المعلم:انها لتغطي اسنانك السفلية ب-برطمك السفلي فيلكس هذا حقا رائع 00:00:53.480 --> 00:00:55.080 المعلم: واظهر اسنانك العلوية 00:00:55.080 --> 00:00:56.480 المعلم: بشفتاك العلوية 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:58.480 المعلم: ثم اخرجها 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.220 المعلم: هذا سيؤخذ بعض الوقت 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:03.020 المعلم: لكن قريبا ستتباهى بما ستريهم اياه.مثل هذا! 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:08.040 ♫واحد اثنين ثلاثة..امسكت المفتاح لسيارة فتاتي...♫ 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:09.700 اوه, انها تبدو حقا رائعه ...(هههه) 00:01:09.780 --> 00:01:10.280 *صوت هورن* 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:13.500 اهلا,كيف الحال,انه فتاك,جاك سيبتكـ.اوخ! 00:01:13.540 --> 00:01:14.360 *صوت هورن* 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:15.940 انه دي جي خالـ- 00:01:15.940 --> 00:01:18.260 ♫موسيقى سخيفة♫ 00:01:18.260 --> 00:01:19.560 المعلم:*اصوات طبل بالفم* (ههههه) 00:01:20.520 --> 00:01:23.340 ياللهي...ياللهي... 00:01:23.460 --> 00:01:25.360 رقم واحد:لماذا يبدوا مثلي.؟ 00:01:25.600 --> 00:01:26.800 *صوت درايميكي* 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:29.180 رقم اتنان, لما هو مضحك مثلي 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:30.740 ♫موسيقى سخيفة♫ 00:01:30.740 --> 00:01:32.680 المعلم:*اصوات طبل بالفم* 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:35.720 انه صديقك من الحارة بيوديباي هنا 00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:37.660 رقم ثلاثة, هل هذا ابي؟! 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:39.080 انه ابي! 00:01:39.080 --> 00:01:41.080 ♫موسيقى مزعجة♫ 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:47.640 *فيلكس يرينا موهبته* 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.660 على اي حال شباب! *ههه* 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:51.920 هل هو سوف يتحدث عن البيتبوكس 00:01:51.980 --> 00:01:53.740 ارجوك تحدث عن البيتكس بوكس 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:54.620 الرجل:....بيت بوكس فيلكس: نعمم! :) 00:01:54.620 --> 00:01:57.040 الرجل: لدي نغمتي الخاصة عندما امشي 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:01.880 *بيت بوكس* 00:02:01.900 --> 00:02:04.000 لديه نغمته الخاصه............. 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.780 عندما يمشي., لديه نغمته الخاصه ..شكرا 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:13.680 *فيلكس يقلد* 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:15.200 هذا الرجل جدا ماهر. 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.380 هذا الرجل هو نسخه افضل مني.. انظر اليه. 00:02:17.380 --> 00:02:19.030 لدي نغمتي الخاصه عندما امشي 00:02:19.030 --> 00:02:21.519 من لدية نغمة ؟. عندما يمشي 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:23.400 اراهن انه ليس لديك 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:27.000 *بيت بوكس* 00:02:27.140 --> 00:02:29.260 تراهن ان شعره ليس طبيعي مثلي 00:02:29.300 --> 00:02:31.200 الرجل: عندما امشي في الشارع ابدو رائعا 00:02:32.060 --> 00:02:33.960 فيلكس:ماذا!؟ من هذا الشخص ولما اذا يبدو مثلي! 00:02:33.970 --> 00:02:36.000 ابتعد عني!...اللعنة,, 00:02:36.500 --> 00:02:40.100 *هههههه* 00:02:40.100 --> 00:02:43.420 مالذي يحدث؟مالذي يحدث,؟. انا لا اقدر 00:02:43.420 --> 00:02:44.890 الان الكي كيف تصنع نغمتك الخاصه 00:02:44.890 --> 00:02:47.380 بالبيت بوكس. فيلكس حسنا: الرجل: تدرب على فعل 00:02:47.380 --> 00:02:49.540 صوت*بوه*,اعلى مما تقدر 00:02:49.540 --> 00:02:50.040 فيلكس:حسنا .الرجل: هاهي 00:02:50.040 --> 00:02:52.000 بوه بوه بوه بوه 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.000 فيلكس: بوه بوه بوه بوه 00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:56.640 حسنا حسنا حسنا ماذا غيره الرجل: جرب هذا 00:02:56.640 --> 00:02:58.240 بوه بوه بوه 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:00.880 الرجل: الان اعمل واحدة بصوت "كاي" في مؤخرت فمك 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:02.880 كوه كوه كوه كوه 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:05.800 الان, ضع الاثنان معا,وسوف تحصل على هذا 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:09.500 *فيلكس يحاول تقليده* 00:03:09.920 --> 00:03:12.200 الان انت- مالذي علي فعله! 00:03:12.200 --> 00:03:13.840 مع بعض!.؟ اللعنه 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:20.500 *بيت بوكس* 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.440 انظر انه انها وقت الاحتفال 00:03:22.440 --> 00:03:24.040 اه الضحك 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:26.400 *بيت بوكس* 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.160 فيلكس: مالذي يحدث 00:03:27.160 --> 00:03:28.100 *بيت بوكس* 00:03:28.100 --> 00:03:33.920 *فيلكس بيت بوكس* 00:03:33.920 --> 00:03:34.800 *اخ* 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:35.600 *خههه* 00:03:35.600 --> 00:03:37.200 دائما توقتها بشكل سيء 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:38.480 انظر اظن انه وقت الاحتفال! 00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:40.460 فيلكس يتسهزئ: انظر اظن انه وقت الاحتفال! 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:45.600 *بيت بوكس* 00:03:45.740 --> 00:03:47.800 احضرها..حض.ح.ح.ح احضرها 00:03:48.040 --> 00:03:49.780 الي الان 00:03:49.780 --> 00:03:58.780 *محاول بقوه* 00:03:58.880 --> 00:04:00.500 اسمي جيف!! 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:01.740 00:04:01.740 --> 00:04:04.540 لقد تعلمت - لقد تعلمت الكثير بالفعل. بصراحة، مثل 00:04:04.540 --> 00:04:07.210 أشعر بالانغماس. أشعر مثل أشعر 00:04:07.210 --> 00:04:08.950 الحياة افضل. بوي: الآن هنا واحد سريع 00:04:08.950 --> 00:04:10.150 يمكنك القيام به أثناء انتظار الخاص بك 00:04:10.150 --> 00:04:12.040 همبرغر ليتم تقديمها. فيلكس: حسنا. غرامة، 00:04:12.040 --> 00:04:13.870 لقد كنت تبحث عن لفترة طويلة 00:04:13.870 --> 00:04:16.480 سريعة واحدة عندما بلدي همبرغر هو الحصول على 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:18.610 خدم. حسنا دعونا نرى لماذا- ماذا تفعل 00:04:18.610 --> 00:04:20.530 كنت حصلت على كوز خدعة سلسلة .. أنا لا 00:04:20.530 --> 00:04:22.000 أعتقد أنك يمكن أن تغلب على خدعة سلسلة. ال 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:26.260 سلسلة خدعة ذلك أهاه اللعنة، أنها خائفة لي. بوي: ..aaand، 00:04:26.260 --> 00:04:28.960 الانتهاء الاكبر . تدااا 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:31.080 واحد . اثنان . ثلاثة 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:32.800 بوي: أولا، تجعد أسفل ورقة 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:35.420 حتى تأخذ (؟؟) من أعلى، و 00:04:35.420 --> 00:04:38.300 كنت تتجعد من أسفل. فيليكس: * الصراخ * أوهه !! 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:41.620 بوي: "سمسم تحصل على لطيفة، لفائف ضيقة. 00:04:41.620 --> 00:04:42.880 فيلكس: لماذا مثير الاباحية الموسيقى؟ 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:45.700 بوي: بعد ذلك، الحصول على قطرة من الماء أو غيرها - البعض الآخر 00:04:45.700 --> 00:04:50.220 نوع من المشروبات، وانخفاض على ... المجمع، و 00:04:50.220 --> 00:04:52.840 فويلا، دودة القش. 00:04:54.520 --> 00:04:56.260 حسنا، لذلك، جماهيرنا، احترس 00:04:56.440 --> 00:05:00.060 الآن ل لا يصدق- فيليكس: * على الصبي * يا غاوود بلدي 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:01.820 *يصفق* صاح, 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:03.600 أنا ذاهب للحصول على برغ حلا الآن لمحاولة 00:05:03.610 --> 00:05:05.680 خارج تلك السلسلة القرف دودة، لأن هذا 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:10.300 هذا ليس مجرد رائع. هذا .. العلم رائع 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:12.200 ♫واحد, اثنان.ثلاثة♫ 00:05:12.200 --> 00:05:14.200 ♫I grab the key to my daughter's ride♫ 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:15.674 MAN: -vanish into thin air. 00:05:15.674 --> 00:05:16.930 FELIX: It's going to vanish into 00:05:16.930 --> 00:05:18.100 thin air. How?! 00:05:26.900 --> 00:05:27.700 How is it going to do it? I'm going to 00:05:33.780 --> 00:05:34.605 MAN: I'm gonna show you how to do this. 00:05:34.605 --> 00:05:35.420 FELIX: He's gonna 00:05:35.420 --> 00:05:36.980 show us how to do it! 00:05:36.980 --> 00:05:41.480 *whispering* Fuck. Yes. Yes... Yes. Okay, alright(??) 00:05:45.260 --> 00:05:51.920 *puppy barks to the Illuminati theme* 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:53.780 MAN: We are.. on this side 00:05:53.790 --> 00:05:56.340 of the stairs, or on this- FELIX: Wait then where's the 00:05:56.340 --> 00:05:57.780 stairs? 00:05:57.780 --> 00:05:59.680 MAN: It's not a stairs, is it? It's a hedge. 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.060 And over there is somebody else, and they 00:06:03.060 --> 00:06:04.380 don't know what's going to happen, and 00:06:04.380 --> 00:06:07.060 what we're going to do is walk down the hedge- 00:06:07.060 --> 00:06:09.560 *Felix starts laughing* 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:10.560 It just hit me like, this is the 00:06:10.980 --> 00:06:13.560 kind of shit that I-I remember too when I 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:15.990 was a kid like, pre-internet. This is 00:06:15.990 --> 00:06:18.030 pre-internet area, you would do shit like 00:06:18.030 --> 00:06:21.420 this and it would be like, "Dawg, that is 00:06:21.420 --> 00:06:23.550 the coolest shit I have ever seen." Today 00:06:23.550 --> 00:06:27.460 it's like, "Hey have you seen this gif?" *laughs* 00:06:28.840 --> 00:06:31.760 MAN: Like this, we take a step behind, we bend 00:06:31.770 --> 00:06:33.870 the knee. The body stays straight. We 00:06:33.870 --> 00:06:35.700 take another step, we go down a little 00:06:35.700 --> 00:06:37.980 further. We take another step, we go down 00:06:37.980 --> 00:06:40.680 a little further, until finally, we're 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:42.510 down here. Now if we get down here and 00:06:42.510 --> 00:06:44.400 you still have a ways to go, you can fake 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:46.920 the rest of it with your upper body in 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:51.240 your head like this... until you disappear. 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:53.580 FELIX: Holy shit, that's- Okay i gotta try this. 00:06:53.580 --> 00:06:56.660 I gotta try this, I gotta try this one. 00:07:01.820 --> 00:07:04.760 Okay, do you see- You don't, you don't see me now. Okay, 00:07:04.770 --> 00:07:10.590 *cheerful tone* Hey, guys! It's me, Felix, going downstairs. *laughs* 00:07:10.590 --> 00:07:12.210 I thought it looked cool. I don't know, 00:07:12.210 --> 00:07:13.440 whatever. 00:07:16.100 --> 00:07:21.540 WOMAN:: *thud* OHH. Ah.. ah, *sniff* 00:07:21.540 --> 00:07:23.300 Now the secret to this one- 00:07:23.300 --> 00:07:24.280 FELIX: Wait, wh- 00:07:27.100 --> 00:07:28.180 She didn't get hurt. 00:07:31.220 --> 00:07:33.660 That's hilarious, pinnacle of comedy. 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:37.960 Door face slam. Why have I not 00:07:37.960 --> 00:07:40.040 thought of that? I don't even have a door. 00:07:41.860 --> 00:07:43.435 I need to install a door. 00:07:43.435 --> 00:07:44.380 WOMAN: -foot in front of 00:07:44.389 --> 00:07:46.400 you as you exit, so that you kick the 00:07:46.400 --> 00:07:48.620 door. Then pretend that you've just 00:07:48.620 --> 00:07:51.169 walked into it headfirst! Now first, 00:07:51.169 --> 00:07:53.990 practice this slowly and carefully to 00:07:53.990 --> 00:07:57.139 get your timing right, and then, add in a 00:07:57.139 --> 00:08:00.560 real loud *groans* so that you fool everyone. 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:03.050 FELIX: This is why parents are so cringy, I 00:08:03.050 --> 00:08:05.180 they- they've been trained by these people. 00:08:05.180 --> 00:08:06.950 WOMAN: And make sure you're wearing your shoes on 00:08:06.950 --> 00:08:07.450 this one. 00:08:09.340 --> 00:08:11.840 *thud* Oof, ohhh. Ohhh 00:08:13.320 --> 00:08:15.620 FELIX: Dude, that's so goofy. That's 00:08:15.760 --> 00:08:18.740 so crazy. Loo- Look oh good. 00:08:19.260 --> 00:08:20.140 *thud* 00:08:20.780 --> 00:08:21.280 Was that- I- Okay, I 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:25.780 need to practice a little bit. All right- *chuckle* 00:08:25.960 --> 00:08:27.620 All right, guys, this has been this season. 00:08:28.860 --> 00:08:29.520 *thud* 00:08:29.740 --> 00:08:31.240 OhhHh. 00:08:33.340 --> 00:08:36.260 WOMAN: Hey, little boy! Hey! *woman makes weird growling noises* 00:08:36.260 --> 00:08:39.100 *frantic tone* Hey! Get back! *continues growling* 00:08:39.100 --> 00:08:41.240 Get back! Get back! 00:08:42.700 --> 00:08:43.860 MAN'S VOICE: Now how does she do that? 00:08:43.860 --> 00:08:45.020 FELIX: Now how did she do that? 00:08:49.040 --> 00:08:51.160 Are they (I can't tell what he says here, sorry) 00:08:51.400 --> 00:08:52.340 How? 00:08:52.340 --> 00:08:54.280 WOMAN: Pretend.. that you have a dog, pulling 00:08:54.290 --> 00:08:56.540 on your pant leg. So you position 00:08:56.540 --> 00:08:57.660 yourself behind the door. 00:08:57.660 --> 00:08:58.465 *Felix starts chuckling* 00:08:58.465 --> 00:08:59.440 I can- *laughs* 00:08:59.500 --> 00:09:02.300 I can literally imagine, like, myself, like 12, 00:09:02.300 --> 00:09:05.540 watching this and thinking like, "That's 00:09:05.540 --> 00:09:07.790 hilarious. I gotta try that." And then you 00:09:07.790 --> 00:09:10.010 try it off, and then it's just the cringiest 00:09:10.010 --> 00:09:11.600 thing ever, and then it's the kind of 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:13.820 thing that y-you regret, literally, your 00:09:13.820 --> 00:09:17.089 whole life. 26 years ol- 27, you still 00:09:17.089 --> 00:09:19.010 remember that one moment that you did 00:09:19.010 --> 00:09:20.300 this thing you thought would be cool but 00:09:20.300 --> 00:09:22.550 it's literally just.. cringey piece of shit 00:09:22.550 --> 00:09:24.140 and you look like a moron. 00:09:24.140 --> 00:09:30.340 ♫Taking away.. but I don't know what- what to say-♫ aAaahhh 00:09:30.340 --> 00:09:33.120 WOMAN: Like this: *starts growling* 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:35.080 Get down or-! *growling* 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.540 Get- Get back! *growling* 00:09:37.540 --> 00:09:39.020 *thud* 00:09:39.020 --> 00:09:40.840 *whispering* Oh my god, the cringe, the cringe is real. 00:09:40.850 --> 00:09:43.370 MAN: Wherever I go, I always take my bicycle 00:09:43.370 --> 00:09:45.380 horn with me. *honk* 00:09:45.980 --> 00:09:46.940 WHHHAT 00:09:47.260 --> 00:09:48.860 Wait a minute. 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:50.740 How'd he dO that? 00:09:51.420 --> 00:09:52.200 *honk* 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:53.920 MAN: And the sensory(??) 00:09:54.460 --> 00:09:56.120 Alfonso the Finger! 00:09:57.960 --> 00:09:59.140 One(??) of a long line of 00:09:59.140 --> 00:10:00.860 finer contortionists- FELIX: Wait, what is he doing? 00:10:00.860 --> 00:10:02.420 MAN: -Alfonso is about to perform the 00:10:02.420 --> 00:10:07.160 amazing finger tangle. FELIX: The finger tangle. 00:10:10.100 --> 00:10:12.900 MAN: Now, let's see that amazing feat quickly! FELIX: Okay. 00:10:12.910 --> 00:10:17.600 MAN: -n slow motion. FELIX: Quickly in slow motion. Okay. 00:10:17.600 --> 00:10:20.300 MAN: See how Alfonso the Finger switches his two 00:10:20.300 --> 00:10:22.760 index fingers to make this fabulous feat 00:10:23.460 --> 00:10:24.400 ..work. 00:10:30.800 --> 00:10:32.000 ♫One, two, three♫ 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:36.240 FELIX: *singing* Taaaake ooon meee