WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.200 --> 00:00:06.300 Arghhhhhh... arghhhh 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:06.840 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:07.700 Hey, how is it going bros? 00:00:07.820 --> 00:00:09.120 My name is Pewwwdiepie 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:10.200 Welcome back 00:00:10.200 --> 00:00:12.500 to Walking Dead episode 3 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:13.600 Fuck! 00:00:13.600 --> 00:00:14.100 *Laugh* 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:15.500 I forgot to play it.. 00:00:15.500 --> 00:00:16.900 It's been out for 2 days 00:00:17.400 --> 00:00:18.260 I'm so sorry.. (you better be poods) 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:19.760 I don't know how this flew by me 00:00:19.880 --> 00:00:20.380 It's out 00:00:20.380 --> 00:00:20.900 It's fucking out 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.200 Of course I'm gonna play it. 00:00:22.200 --> 00:00:22.920 Of course! 00:00:23.140 --> 00:00:24.580 I've seen all the comments now. 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:30.440 That lip sync though 00:00:30.980 --> 00:00:32.500 As always, a little recap 00:00:32.700 --> 00:00:33.200 Aw shit! 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:34.800 her... she's dropped it off. 00:00:40.360 --> 00:00:42.220 Oh yea we shot that fuckin guy 00:00:42.220 --> 00:00:43.980 And then Clementine was like 'woah'. 00:00:44.480 --> 00:00:44.980 *Apple* 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:49.060 If you hear snoring during this, Edgar is on my lap and- he's asleep 00:00:49.860 --> 00:00:52.840 He's making alot of snoring noises, ok.. 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:57.180 Jesus 00:00:57.180 --> 00:00:59.640 Oh yea now I remember it had such a good ending! 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:01.640 Where... that guy is 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:03.240 ...his brother 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:05.060 Yeah he's reunited with his brother 00:01:05.620 --> 00:01:07.300 Cool! Well here we go, 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:11.920 Let's play another episode of the Walking Dead Season THRAY! 00:01:12.160 --> 00:01:12.740 BOII 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:16.040 I'm excited... I'm happy 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:17.820 I got Edgar here.. 00:01:33.780 --> 00:01:35.460 I can't make decisions from this! 00:01:37.260 --> 00:01:37.920 Uhhh... 00:01:39.460 --> 00:01:41.220 Ok, you can go back if you're so scared 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:46.960 That's rite 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.360 Okay so this is way back. 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:03.940 Why are we playing this part? 00:02:03.960 --> 00:02:06.320 ..like she's already dead, it doesn't matter 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:08.260 Whats the point of this? 00:02:08.260 --> 00:02:10.440 So we're reminded of the brother or some shit? 00:02:11.200 --> 00:02:12.580 Like, why, why are we playing this? 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:14.380 I don't want to play this part 00:02:14.660 --> 00:02:15.300 Come on 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:19.640 Let's take it and go 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:22.380 Heyy look we got the propane tank 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:24.720 Now we can make food. 00:02:25.720 --> 00:02:26.240 How do you- 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:28.240 How can you tell... there's no way you can tell! 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:32.180 Right?? It's hard to tell 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:34.380 They're still heavy 00:03:02.020 --> 00:03:02.580 YES!!! 00:03:03.140 --> 00:03:03.640 KILL HIM!! 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:04.800 KILL HIM!!!! 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:07.680 We know he's not gonna die 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:08.900 like what's the point? 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:14.320 Its hammer time 00:03:16.100 --> 00:03:17.320 It's someone she knows? 00:03:18.340 --> 00:03:18.960 Oh shit 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:21.580 It's a little boy 00:03:22.700 --> 00:03:23.440 SNAP HIS NECK 00:03:24.220 --> 00:03:25.100 SNAP HIS NECK CMON 00:03:25.140 --> 00:03:26.080 LIKE A FISH 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:29.260 C'mon boy 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:31.240 There you go, you're welcome 00:03:32.580 --> 00:03:33.420 Thanks for the hammer... 00:03:33.600 --> 00:03:34.260 BITCH! 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:36.600 Jesus Christ 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:40.020 Now I'm not even sad that you died 00:03:53.540 --> 00:03:54.560 So what he's dead 00:04:00.460 --> 00:04:00.960 Yeah 00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:03.680 That's right 00:04:05.880 --> 00:04:06.680 He's.. dead 00:04:13.380 --> 00:04:13.960 ZOMBIES! 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:15.860 Just call them ZOMBIES! 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:19.560 Zombies. 00:04:21.860 --> 00:04:23.240 No- ZOMBIES DAMMIT! 00:04:33.780 --> 00:04:34.820 I'm here for you 00:04:45.020 --> 00:04:46.140 Get dat.. pussay 00:04:46.340 --> 00:04:48.680 Sorry I uh...I have... dyslexia 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:50.020 Okay? I'm sorry 00:04:50.020 --> 00:04:50.820 Can't help it 00:04:55.340 --> 00:04:55.980 Was that- 00:04:56.380 --> 00:04:58.420 Did you guys hear my... notification sound? 00:04:58.420 --> 00:05:00.560 I'm sorry if that- you heard that 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.200 I don't know new computer aight 00:05:03.260 --> 00:05:04.460 It's different settings 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:08.500 Sorry. I just realized you might've heard like... like whatsapp or some shit 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:10.820 Fuck 00:05:11.540 --> 00:05:12.040 Oops 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:12.920 Better turn that off 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:15.660 Okay 00:05:16.840 --> 00:05:17.340 Oopsy 00:05:18.500 --> 00:05:20.560 I always hate watching youtube videos and then- 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:39.700 We already know that they go, so why not just- TIME TO GO 00:05:48.460 --> 00:05:49.920 Trump. Let's go to Trump 00:05:51.280 --> 00:05:52.460 He was right all along 00:05:55.780 --> 00:05:56.960 That's why they're mexican in this game 00:05:57.140 --> 00:05:57.900 Sorry, Hispanic 00:06:00.400 --> 00:06:01.900 That was a joke, by the way 00:06:01.900 --> 00:06:03.240 That was a joke, I'm sorry 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:15.460 Listen, you're a little shit it's not your call 00:06:15.460 --> 00:06:16.660 Fuck off, Jerry 00:06:17.260 --> 00:06:18.120 Gabe, whatever 00:06:25.100 --> 00:06:26.920 Talk to me when your balls have dropped, GABE 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.180 He's dead, okay? And you'll be next. 00:06:58.820 --> 00:06:59.940 Okay, alright fine 00:07:03.320 --> 00:07:04.800 Your friends are- you have no friends 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:09.040 Let's get real here Gabe, no one likes you.. 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.360 That counts me, as well.. 00:07:21.340 --> 00:07:22.780 Oh, uhhh.. 00:07:23.300 --> 00:07:24.680 We saw your friend, he's pretty dead 00:07:32.200 --> 00:07:34.060 He was a, zombie... 00:07:35.940 --> 00:07:37.220 A zombie... 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:38.440 just say it.. 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:44.900 Yeah you plan- 00:07:52.480 --> 00:07:53.260 I could bear it 00:07:53.280 --> 00:07:54.360 I could definitely bear it 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:56.460 Now.. 00:07:56.460 --> 00:07:59.180 when you shut the fuck-, sorry.. *chuckles* 00:07:59.180 --> 00:07:59.680 Sorry 00:08:06.540 --> 00:08:08.980 Awww, cute 00:08:12.180 --> 00:08:14.680 Uhh, that we love him, how about that? 00:08:17.140 --> 00:08:17.840 It's called love man 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:23.400 Well, if he becomes a zombie, I wouldn't love him.. 00:08:28.400 --> 00:08:30.080 So we don't forget.. 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:37.620 Eh, he's so annoying 00:08:37.620 --> 00:08:38.880 I'm trying to sympathize with him, 00:08:38.900 --> 00:08:39.860 but like he's too annoying.. 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:41.920 What's that look? 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:43.600 Ooohh.. 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:44.280 Ooh.. 00:08:44.660 --> 00:08:45.520 What's happening? 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:47.040 Oh... 00:08:47.180 --> 00:08:49.180 Telltale presents. HELLO! 00:08:49.920 --> 00:08:50.420 Ahh 00:08:51.380 --> 00:08:52.120 The drama 00:08:53.660 --> 00:08:56.240 So they yeah- th- that used to be... 00:08:56.880 --> 00:08:57.920 ...her husband 00:08:58.540 --> 00:09:00.120 The guy that we saw in the trailer, if you rememb- 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:01.160 Sorry in the recap 00:09:01.160 --> 00:09:01.960 If you remember 00:09:05.520 --> 00:09:06.020 They wrote the note 00:09:06.020 --> 00:09:08.100 "Dad,we had to move somewhere else" 00:09:08.100 --> 00:09:09.120 Okay so he's the dad 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:10.260 Of course! Of course! 00:09:10.380 --> 00:09:12.780 Don't know where, but Kate says we are not safe here 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:13.820 Okay 00:09:14.460 --> 00:09:15.740 That- i- That is actually interesting 00:09:15.740 --> 00:09:17.500 Now i understand.. why they showed this part 00:09:17.660 --> 00:09:19.340 I just thought it seemed kinda random 00:09:20.020 --> 00:09:20.740 Obviously- 00:09:21.580 --> 00:09:23.360 There's a reason for everything 00:09:26.620 --> 00:09:28.860 I wanna know more about his Baseball backstory 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:30.640 We've only really seen him 00:09:32.980 --> 00:09:34.280 Wear the clothes, I guess? 00:09:37.460 --> 00:09:38.180 I'd take the bat- 00:09:38.180 --> 00:09:39.040 I'd bring the bat 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:40.800 C'mon. Its a zombie apocalypse 00:09:42.400 --> 00:09:45.660 Yeah bring the mayo and not the knife you fucking moron 00:09:45.660 --> 00:09:47.140 I guess that was pudding wasn't it... 00:09:48.260 --> 00:09:49.320 She brings the.. kush 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:00.100 Think that's the van in- from Breaking Bad huh? 00:10:10.580 --> 00:10:11.580 Cute 00:10:18.800 --> 00:10:19.620 I'm starting to- 00:10:19.900 --> 00:10:21.180 Episode 3: Above the Law 00:10:21.540 --> 00:10:26.080 I don't know I- I- think I would enjoy THIS stage of the outbreak more than the beginning 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:27.820 You know the whole- the shock and all that 00:10:27.820 --> 00:10:29.700 It'd be annoying, but I think once you get over it 00:10:30.460 --> 00:10:32.500 Might be pretty cool to, you know kill some people 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:37.380 Jokin- *coughs* 00:10:37.380 --> 00:10:37.900 His joke is- 00:10:40.540 --> 00:10:41.040 Ahh... 00:10:42.860 --> 00:10:43.360 Awkward. 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:44.440 This is awkward, they need to- 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:48.500 Thank God... 00:10:56.340 --> 00:10:57.380 Are they happy or- 00:11:12.180 --> 00:11:13.140 Oh, she's NOT dead 00:11:13.140 --> 00:11:13.640 I thought- 00:11:14.660 --> 00:11:15.160 *nervous chuckle* 00:11:23.620 --> 00:11:24.520 Oh my God... 00:11:25.020 --> 00:11:26.320 This is complicated 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:28.100 Uhh... 00:11:37.020 --> 00:11:37.660 What's happening? 00:11:37.980 --> 00:11:38.480 It froze. 00:11:38.740 --> 00:11:39.420 The game froze. 00:11:39.980 --> 00:11:40.560 Hello? 00:11:40.560 --> 00:11:41.760 It- It crashed 00:11:42.040 --> 00:11:42.860 Excellent. 00:11:43.260 --> 00:11:43.920 Excellent. 00:11:43.920 --> 00:11:44.580 Good game. 00:11:46.520 --> 00:11:48.440 Man, Edgar is snoring so loudly. 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:50.680 You hear that? 00:11:50.680 --> 00:11:51.180 *chuckles* 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:52.480 *Edgar snores* 00:11:52.580 --> 00:11:53.760 Shut the fuck up- 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.320 But she has to be checked bro 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:04.460 *laughs* 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:17.060 To check. That's pretty- 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:20.400 oooooooh 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:46.060 REJECTED!!! 00:12:46.400 --> 00:12:47.340 MOTHAFUCKA! 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:48.680 *laughs* 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:50.520 Clem is gonna get in trouble 00:12:50.760 --> 00:12:52.520 Clem you're fucked. If... I- I don't kn- 00:12:53.880 --> 00:12:55.120 God damn Clem. C'mon 00:12:55.220 --> 00:12:55.860 C'mon girl 00:12:56.540 --> 00:12:57.560 You're smarter than that 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:58.620 You better than that 00:13:00.580 --> 00:13:02.580 This is got- y- you know trouble is coming 00:13:02.580 --> 00:13:04.920 You just know it's waiting for ya. 00:13:05.900 --> 00:13:08.580 Uhh- it's not gonna be good. It's probably not gonna be good. 00:13:08.860 --> 00:13:11.180 I.. It's never good in this game so I don't know wh- 00:13:14.340 --> 00:13:14.840 Ah! 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:15.800 That's nice. 00:13:16.300 --> 00:13:16.800 She- 00:13:35.700 --> 00:13:36.420 She has one now? 00:13:52.380 --> 00:13:52.880 What're they- 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:55.280 What're they talking about? 00:13:59.000 --> 00:13:59.500 Oh yeah 00:14:02.460 --> 00:14:03.460 Wait- she didn't know that? 00:14:12.940 --> 00:14:13.440 Uhmm... 00:14:14.920 --> 00:14:15.660 I'm shocked too 00:14:19.900 --> 00:14:20.400 It- h- 00:14:20.900 --> 00:14:22.180 It's his brother too 00:14:27.100 --> 00:14:27.600 *chuckle* 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:42.660 Yeah... 00:14:43.700 --> 00:14:44.260 That's true 00:14:48.980 --> 00:14:49.480 Yup! 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:50.240 *chuckles* 00:14:52.300 --> 00:14:53.180 ooooooooh! 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:57.600 WOOH! BOI! 00:15:01.860 --> 00:15:02.360 OHH! 00:15:02.800 --> 00:15:03.480 *painful hiss* 00:15:05.620 --> 00:15:06.440 *awkward overload* 00:15:36.700 --> 00:15:38.000 It's definitely possible 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:38.860 Yeah 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:43.120 W- he couldn't have known obviously 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:48.660 Yeah I mean, this could fix it 00:15:49.900 --> 00:15:50.840 Don't look at me like that 00:15:55.980 --> 00:15:56.480 Yeah 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:57.320 *shocked inhale* 00:15:57.820 --> 00:15:58.600 Clevy... 00:15:58.720 --> 00:15:59.380 Yes. 00:16:03.020 --> 00:16:03.880 *truth hurts* 00:16:09.300 --> 00:16:11.400 We already know he's a bad guy from previous... 00:16:11.400 --> 00:16:13.080 Yeah. Previous episodes 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:14.940 Yeah 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:19.800 Clemy could get him in a fist fight though 00:16:29.220 --> 00:16:30.160 Ahhh... 00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:40.180 Yeah- we should just play along- 00:16:41.900 --> 00:16:42.740 Just for now... 00:16:45.800 --> 00:16:46.300 Yeah 00:16:49.680 --> 00:16:52.020 That's when we take... off our pants 00:16:52.820 --> 00:16:53.980 ...and show our nipples 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:00.780 ...his nipples 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:17.460 OHH! 00:17:19.020 --> 00:17:19.560 He- 00:17:20.280 --> 00:17:21.660 Not Jes- you're not gonna- 00:17:46.980 --> 00:17:48.620 Uhm... I'll get you out 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:53.020 He's right there 00:17:53.020 --> 00:17:55.580 He's right there, the guy you need to put in a good word for 00:17:55.900 --> 00:17:57.980 What are you talking abou- you can't say that in front of him 00:17:58.440 --> 00:17:59.440 *chuckle* What the hell? 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:02.580 Oh, they don't like each other 00:18:02.780 --> 00:18:07.340 Clem- If Clemy- you know, if that's Clemy's enemy, it's my enemy too 00:18:07.340 --> 00:18:08.700 Alright? *chuckles* 00:18:09.840 --> 00:18:15.200 Clemy gave her- h- him the old uh, "I need to shit my pants and I don't like you" look 00:18:17.080 --> 00:18:18.160 That's a deadly look 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:20.680 Lot of people can't master it like Clemy can 00:18:22.080 --> 00:18:23.880 Does that poster say "Sexy"? 00:18:24.360 --> 00:18:25.520 Am I the only one who read that? 00:18:34.040 --> 00:18:34.540 Yeah? 00:18:42.280 --> 00:18:42.780 Kh- 00:18:46.640 --> 00:18:47.900 Yeah, that's a good answer 00:18:54.500 --> 00:18:57.140 Yeah don't fight- I wouldn't fight with this guy right away 00:18:57.140 --> 00:18:57.640 You know? 00:18:58.360 --> 00:19:00.660 I didn't mean... for that-. That seems pretty cool 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:02.100 It's got a garden and shit 00:19:29.260 --> 00:19:31.060 Okay, what- what is he saying? 00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:36.300 Yeah, because of your guys 00:19:42.900 --> 00:19:44.900 So he doesn't know about the relationship yet 00:19:49.220 --> 00:19:50.700 Yeah that was fuck- yeah yo- 00:19:52.800 --> 00:19:54.580 Your person shot her 00:19:59.620 --> 00:20:01.320 She was pretty annoying honestly 00:20:19.580 --> 00:20:21.560 Yeah I'm gonna tell him. I'ma tell him. 00:20:22.760 --> 00:20:24.280 Sh- they shot her in the head 00:20:33.860 --> 00:20:35.620 That someone was you motherfucka 00:20:43.240 --> 00:20:44.000 Well they did 00:20:53.060 --> 00:20:55.440 Hey, it's maxmoefoe here 00:20:55.900 --> 00:20:58.720 I didn't shot the little girl I'm sorry 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:07.000 We were ambushed 00:21:40.080 --> 00:21:40.980 Oh shit 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:45.580 Okay, alright 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:48.140 That makes sense 00:21:48.900 --> 00:21:49.800 -It doesn't seem that bad 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:55.760 I think we should play along 00:21:57.880 --> 00:21:59.120 Exactly. We'll follow you- 00:22:00.220 --> 00:22:01.660 Wdyu- What does that mean? Fuck you 00:22:08.040 --> 00:22:10.240 So is Badger one of the other leaders perhaps... 00:22:11.900 --> 00:22:13.140 THAT could be one of the leaders 00:22:31.260 --> 00:22:33.080 If I was in a zombie apocalypse I'd be the- 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:35.760 Five *chuckles* 00:22:37.700 --> 00:22:38.640 She looks trustworthy 00:22:39.360 --> 00:22:41.540 I w- I would go full mo- mohawk you know? 00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:42.600 Chop up 00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:46.580 I- I- I'd be like M- M- Mad Max just all crazy like- 00:22:46.580 --> 00:22:47.200 EAAAAAGHH!!!!! 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:49.300 S- freak people out 00:22:54.260 --> 00:22:55.600 I realized no one asked but- 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:59.240 ...this is my little plan 00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:02.140 This is my little... idea what I wanna do 00:23:12.340 --> 00:23:13.780 Uh... we waited 00:23:13.780 --> 00:23:14.620 I guess? 00:23:16.420 --> 00:23:17.340 *whispers* Three mon- 00:23:19.840 --> 00:23:20.340 Ye- 00:23:21.280 --> 00:23:21.840 Yeah why 00:23:28.120 --> 00:23:29.760 No... Not me mama 00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:30.720 Mama! 00:23:46.140 --> 00:23:47.100 Coulda texted 00:24:02.300 --> 00:24:04.560 Yeah I stuck with them. I- It's my wife now 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:08.820 Don't touch me motha fucka 00:24:10.300 --> 00:24:11.000 I don't like you 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:12.740 Alright? I want your wife... 00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:14.540 ...and I'ma steal it 00:24:16.600 --> 00:24:17.100 Per- 00:24:17.540 --> 00:24:18.040 *smile* 00:24:22.180 --> 00:24:23.140 So th- is this- 00:24:24.420 --> 00:24:26.080 We're outside of DC is that what they said? 00:24:26.080 --> 00:24:27.340 Looks pretty Central to me... 00:24:32.520 --> 00:24:34.040 A'ight, I'm sure she's gonna be fine 00:24:49.620 --> 00:24:51.880 We need to get you some real food. Stat 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:54.200 Turn you into one of these... 00:24:57.820 --> 00:24:58.540 Uhmmm.... 00:24:59.520 --> 00:25:00.340 "Much better now" 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:23.440 Oh she smiled! 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:27.140 Oh- 00:25:27.560 --> 00:25:28.060 WOAH! 00:25:32.060 --> 00:25:33.300 She probably just had to fart 00:25:33.900 --> 00:25:35.820 That happens to girls. They don't fart in public 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:38.220 Se- I told you! 00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:38.980 It's just a f- 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:44.240 Really? 00:25:49.080 --> 00:25:50.080 She's talking about her fart 00:26:09.540 --> 00:26:10.580 *painful hiss* 00:26:14.620 --> 00:26:16.340 Mmm that's not gonna work... 00:26:22.760 --> 00:26:23.980 Okay- fine, fine... 00:26:26.860 --> 00:26:28.840 Just for the- sake of the story 00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:34.860 I- 00:26:38.840 --> 00:26:41.120 I feel like I- I would've- I would've stayed 00:26:41.120 --> 00:26:42.000 I would've st- 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:46.920 Just a fart 00:26:49.120 --> 00:26:50.140 I think Edgar farted 00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:56.720 Yeah- wh- why is he questioning them? 00:27:10.560 --> 00:27:11.500 "Lingard"? 00:27:27.020 --> 00:27:28.180 Real- who did it again? 00:27:31.760 --> 00:27:33.000 Oh right the girl 00:28:06.620 --> 00:28:07.120 *chuckle* 00:28:07.500 --> 00:28:08.060 *kiss* 00:28:08.320 --> 00:28:10.220 *chuckles* 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:12.260 Awh it's so awkward... 00:28:23.980 --> 00:28:26.580 That guy is screaming "Crazy Scientist" 00:28:27.060 --> 00:28:27.560 Isn't he?- 00:28:27.700 --> 00:28:31.100 Edgar, you keep burping. It smells bad like stop- 00:28:31.540 --> 00:28:32.040 Stop 00:28:42.140 --> 00:28:43.520 S- can you stop burping now? 00:28:52.120 --> 00:28:53.720 Here's my little Jesus baby 00:28:55.540 --> 00:28:57.440 *chuckles* Look at him *chuckles* 00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:01.000 *kisses Edgar* 00:29:19.820 --> 00:29:20.600 What 'guys'? 00:30:07.700 --> 00:30:11.600 A- In a zombie apocalypse? I would definitely take the vegetables 00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:14.200 ...honestly 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:34.520 Why are we talking to this? 00:30:44.560 --> 00:30:46.240 Oh I see. So they are- okay 00:31:07.280 --> 00:31:08.960 I feel like that was the only good answer 00:31:45.080 --> 00:31:45.580 Oh yeah 00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:44.980 Oh shit 00:32:46.660 --> 00:32:47.900 Oh shit they know... 00:32:57.820 --> 00:32:58.880 We're not friends 00:33:05.060 --> 00:33:07.000 *chuckle* So childish! 00:33:31.660 --> 00:33:33.380 Yeah- but we didn't know they had it 00:33:39.340 --> 00:33:39.880 Yeah and we s- 00:34:08.940 --> 00:34:09.560 Oh shit 00:34:38.700 --> 00:34:39.800 "YOUR PEOPLE KILLED MY NIECE" 00:35:32.580 --> 00:35:36.740 Oh shit well I-. Okay well- you know what, maybe that could have gone... 00:35:37.380 --> 00:35:38.140 ...a little better 00:35:56.980 --> 00:35:57.960 I don't trust you 00:35:59.560 --> 00:36:01.220 This was meant to happen no matter what happens 00:36:01.220 --> 00:36:04.180 I thought we messed up but I- I realized this was meant to happen 00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:12.780 I really don't think there is any other way 00:36:13.160 --> 00:36:15.840 You always think that "Oh no I did something wrong" 00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:17.260 And then it's like "Nope" 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:19.200 It's the only way 00:36:46.720 --> 00:36:47.280 Ah thanks 00:37:09.120 --> 00:37:11.900 Woah. Damn. Taking that guy down she's- 00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:17.700 Dude she's so tiny. How- how can she put him down? 00:37:29.240 --> 00:37:30.420 *chuckles* He's just laying there 00:37:40.600 --> 00:37:41.160 Uh oh... 00:37:57.420 --> 00:37:58.360 Heyy 00:38:11.420 --> 00:38:11.920 *chuckle* 00:38:12.900 --> 00:38:15.180 Duffle bag. Let's see what's inside 00:38:15.380 --> 00:38:17.380 Hey we got a shotty and a map 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:21.340 It's a baseball bat 00:38:33.020 --> 00:38:34.420 How the fuck did he put that there? 00:38:35.260 --> 00:38:38.360 Alright. Uhhh.... So we are here I guess? 00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:40.000 No? We're.... here? 00:38:42.500 --> 00:38:43.000 M'kay 00:38:55.680 --> 00:38:56.540 Oh really? 00:38:58.760 --> 00:38:59.440 Which leads- 00:39:16.940 --> 00:39:18.880 I don't fucking know the constellations. 00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:20.260 That one? 00:39:27.100 --> 00:39:28.780 Great. Okay... how about this one? 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:31.820 YES! 00:39:44.860 --> 00:39:45.500 YES! 00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:48.000 "DEAL WITH IT"! 00:39:48.740 --> 00:39:50.360 DEAL WITH IT BOY! 00:39:51.600 --> 00:39:53.620 Well I guess I'll get their flashlight 00:39:54.640 --> 00:39:55.760 And I can stick it 00:39:57.980 --> 00:39:59.480 Is the trigger broken on that one? 00:40:33.420 --> 00:40:35.640 Why don't they keep the duffel bag that might be useful 00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:37.820 Okay. Alright. 00:40:38.200 --> 00:40:43.020 Maybe I'm the only one expetiesed in zombie apocalypse with my mohawk and my glasses and- 00:40:43.020 --> 00:40:43.540 AGHHHH!! 00:40:44.380 --> 00:40:46.500 It'd be so fucking cool, get a dirt bike 00:40:48.160 --> 00:40:49.360 Eat someone's pet 00:40:51.580 --> 00:40:52.080 You know? 00:40:53.080 --> 00:40:54.720 Okay alright. Just me apparently? 00:40:55.100 --> 00:40:56.400 Am I the only one here? 00:40:59.240 --> 00:41:02.720 Yeah yeah. I wanted to tap that ass but you know it's complicated alright? 00:41:02.720 --> 00:41:05.120 There's other women out there as well. You don't have to run- 00:41:08.660 --> 00:41:10.260 Mac- douche- douchebag 00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:19.060 Well you know I always had the hots for my brother's... wife 00:41:26.040 --> 00:41:26.540 Great 00:41:55.520 --> 00:41:57.500 You got that right- you got them right 00:41:59.680 --> 00:42:00.440 Neither does- 00:42:18.620 --> 00:42:19.920 Awwwww! 00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.780 I like him. He's a good character 00:42:27.460 --> 00:42:28.100 Jesus... 00:42:31.560 --> 00:42:33.600 He's gonna walk on water. I know it 00:42:37.900 --> 00:42:39.780 Y'know at least we have Jesus on our side 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:45.840 We better scoot 00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:46.860 *chuckles* 00:42:47.520 --> 00:42:49.060 C'mon Jesus lead the way 00:42:52.560 --> 00:42:55.880 Clementine has a surprisingly small part in this one 00:42:58.540 --> 00:43:00.740 She's just like a side character- she's just there 00:43:00.740 --> 00:43:02.740 She's like a... accessory or som- 00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:05.200 "Look alive" that's rich 00:43:06.040 --> 00:43:08.120 DAMN JESUS. DAMN. 00:43:11.200 --> 00:43:12.520 WOAH! JESUS! 00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:14.700 JESUS! JESUS! 00:43:16.520 --> 00:43:18.760 Damn. I bet he knows Kung S- Fu as well 00:43:19.240 --> 00:43:21.420 AND it's baseball time 00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:23.400 No. Nevermind. 00:43:26.160 --> 00:43:27.440 *laughs* That's cool 00:43:27.820 --> 00:43:28.740 That's kinda cool 00:43:29.100 --> 00:43:30.500 I didn't press it in time I guess- 00:43:30.540 --> 00:43:32.540 IT'S BASEBALL time 00:43:35.120 --> 00:43:36.560 Home Run mothafucka 00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:41.400 Or that, that- that was cool 00:43:47.080 --> 00:43:49.340 Dude, did you not hear my cool one liner? 00:43:50.420 --> 00:43:50.980 Oh my god 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:53.160 No just run 00:44:04.380 --> 00:44:06.000 AHHH! Shit boy... 00:44:08.460 --> 00:44:09.340 Just run dude 00:44:14.620 --> 00:44:16.540 Dude you're terrible at this 00:44:18.720 --> 00:44:21.220 C'mon! C'mon!!! 00:44:21.220 --> 00:44:25.080 Someone's gonna save me in three... two...... one... 00:44:27.500 --> 00:44:29.500 There you go. Heyy it's Clementine 00:44:32.300 --> 00:44:35.280 Hey Clemy! Damn Clemy calm down 00:44:36.680 --> 00:44:37.240 Eesh... 00:44:41.680 --> 00:44:44.380 *laughs* 00:44:45.100 --> 00:44:46.420 She's so cool! 00:44:48.240 --> 00:44:50.480 Oh we're- great, you wasted it 00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.480 You wasted it dude... 00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:55.060 How does that stay on his back? 00:44:55.060 --> 00:44:57.060 Is that glue? or magnetism? or- 00:45:08.340 --> 00:45:10.000 Also an asshole. He's an asshole 00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:17.120 You can't trust assholes as well... 00:45:26.580 --> 00:45:27.460 Aww Clement- 00:45:30.740 --> 00:45:31.300 Them... 00:45:33.080 --> 00:45:34.340 Tr- *shocked inhale* 00:45:35.680 --> 00:45:36.180 What? 00:45:38.120 --> 00:45:38.760 Okay then 00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:48.540 Are we talking about Kenny? 00:45:48.540 --> 00:45:50.460 I hope we're talking about Kenny 'cause I miss Kenny 00:45:50.780 --> 00:45:52.380 I like Kenny... a lot 00:45:57.260 --> 00:45:58.180 Oh my God IT'S ME! 00:46:04.240 --> 00:46:05.540 Oh my Gawd 00:46:07.040 --> 00:46:10.140 Look at that face. That looks like... 00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:12.360 PewDiePie's face 00:46:13.620 --> 00:46:16.340 Yes I rhymed, face with face 00:46:17.300 --> 00:46:21.060 Face the fact that I'm- I have a face 00:46:21.060 --> 00:46:22.400 Ok I'll- I'm sorry 00:46:26.420 --> 00:46:28.340 Don't cough on me you disgusting- 00:46:34.140 --> 00:46:34.880 Just punch him 00:46:38.380 --> 00:46:39.660 Awww Clem is so cute 00:46:41.780 --> 00:46:45.160 Is the baby fat? Or is he just a baby? I can never tell... 00:46:45.980 --> 00:46:46.780 You know what I mean? 00:46:50.220 --> 00:46:52.460 LOOK IT'S ME!... BOI! 00:46:53.860 --> 00:46:55.360 "Vancomycin" 00:46:59.020 --> 00:46:59.620 Uhmm... 00:47:07.100 --> 00:47:07.600 Kay? 00:47:10.840 --> 00:47:11.760 Ah! Got it 00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:17.540 So take the needle as well 00:47:20.900 --> 00:47:22.420 Take all of it for I care 00:47:28.680 --> 00:47:34.360 And she's going to get discovered, in three... two... one... 00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:48.500 I mean- how does she know the dosage? and- 00:48:05.680 --> 00:48:06.180 What? 00:48:32.560 --> 00:48:33.720 Ah Jeesh... 00:48:40.020 --> 00:48:41.060 How can you not? 00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:47.840 C'mon it's a little baby... 00:48:49.560 --> 00:48:51.900 It's gon- hasn't got a shot yet... literally 00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:57.140 Oh fuc- fucking hell! 00:48:58.540 --> 00:49:00.920 Okay well I guess no difference... really 00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:02.660 There you go 00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:50.420 Jee- 00:50:05.720 --> 00:50:07.060 That's right Clementine 00:50:14.200 --> 00:50:15.360 Hey it's me in the back! 00:50:16.420 --> 00:50:17.060 Look at me 00:50:48.460 --> 00:50:49.280 WHAT? 00:50:50.820 --> 00:50:51.540 WHAT? 00:51:09.380 --> 00:51:10.420 Awww... 00:51:23.500 --> 00:51:24.240 BOI! 00:52:00.080 --> 00:52:02.700 I mean- at least he's not her responsibility anymore 00:52:02.700 --> 00:52:03.240 You know? 00:52:06.680 --> 00:52:09.440 Arghhhhhh... arghhhh 00:52:10.020 --> 00:52:13.880 Arghhhhhh... arghhhh 00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:14.880 *painful hiss* 00:52:15.240 --> 00:52:17.020 Oooh that was cruel... 00:52:17.980 --> 00:52:20.380 That was cruel dog... 00:52:33.180 --> 00:52:33.740 Awww... 00:52:35.620 --> 00:52:38.200 If Clem is sad, I am sad... 00:52:44.560 --> 00:52:47.860 Awhhhwhhhh... *painful hiss* 00:52:50.520 --> 00:52:53.160 I mean you did- you did steal th- okay... 00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:09.060 Oh was- it's THAT close? 00:53:10.860 --> 00:53:12.320 Was that a hipster zombie? 00:53:18.220 --> 00:53:20.180 Damn... HO! 00:53:21.980 --> 00:53:22.560 YES!! 00:53:24.160 --> 00:53:26.360 Smackaroo! Clemy sets them up 00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:28.020 Arm knuckle. Bam! 00:53:28.420 --> 00:53:29.080 and Jesus... 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:31.340 ...leads the way 00:53:32.060 --> 00:53:34.620 and Viking Jesus? I don't know what he does actually 00:53:38.060 --> 00:53:38.620 Heyy did it 00:53:42.100 --> 00:53:43.060 That's not gonna hold 00:53:48.660 --> 00:53:49.680 "It MIGHT give"? 00:53:50.160 --> 00:53:51.660 What're you talking about- lift it 00:53:56.200 --> 00:53:57.400 Guys? A little help? 00:53:59.180 --> 00:54:00.120 A little help maybe? 00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:20.420 Uhmm... Alright. Well... it's up to me now 00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:23.720 The door we tried- Uhh... The car maybe there's something in the car 00:54:27.680 --> 00:54:31.160 So if someone stole the wheels there might be hydraulic press! 00:54:39.540 --> 00:54:40.040 YES! 00:54:41.780 --> 00:54:43.540 Ah!... Fuck! 00:54:44.200 --> 00:54:45.500 It's inside! 00:54:52.120 --> 00:54:53.860 Okay well I'm just gonna open here 00:54:54.920 --> 00:54:57.540 Three two one and slam. Done 00:54:57.700 --> 00:54:58.200 Bitch! 00:55:00.640 --> 00:55:02.160 DAMN that sound is good 00:55:03.380 --> 00:55:04.200 A'ight let's get it 00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:08.500 ...and let's put it there 00:55:12.700 --> 00:55:14.580 Jesus! Just use your strength! 00:55:21.500 --> 00:55:22.000 YES! 00:55:23.720 --> 00:55:24.220 *laugh* 00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:27.740 *aggressive whisper* I'm trying I'm trying 00:55:29.500 --> 00:55:30.860 Here we go. Here we go- 00:55:31.240 --> 00:55:31.740 One tw- 00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:38.120 OH! 00:55:39.980 --> 00:55:41.000 HURRY JESUS! 00:55:46.220 --> 00:55:47.840 C'mon Viking Jesus! 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.120 BOI! Killed it. Killed it. 00:55:55.120 --> 00:55:56.280 That was awesome 00:55:56.620 --> 00:55:58.620 Double high- Okay maybe not- 00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:00.940 Aa... Ah I don't really care about Conrad 00:56:02.100 --> 00:56:03.320 Ah that's bad- Ah 00:56:04.120 --> 00:56:05.280 Eh Conrad 00:56:06.420 --> 00:56:09.060 Wha- What're you gonna do about Conrad? 00:56:10.260 --> 00:56:12.100 Eh... It's Con- It's Conrad 00:56:13.660 --> 00:56:15.400 It's Conrad, okay? Alright 00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:16.660 I don't really care 00:56:23.700 --> 00:56:24.620 Oh what the fuck? 00:56:30.100 --> 00:56:31.220 Jesus Christ... 00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:33.600 Clemy... put the gun down 00:56:42.840 --> 00:56:43.400 Yeah... 00:56:45.860 --> 00:56:48.140 I don't like- I don't like going against Clementine 00:56:48.140 --> 00:56:48.640 But I- 00:56:49.940 --> 00:56:53.060 I don't- May- We should definitely open right? 00:56:53.420 --> 00:56:54.940 Eh.... It'll j- 00:56:55.260 --> 00:56:57.560 Fuck this game for making me go against Clementine 00:56:58.040 --> 00:56:59.340 Not likin' it. 00:57:00.900 --> 00:57:01.400 Okay... 00:57:05.020 --> 00:57:06.380 Ah fuck you alright? 00:57:12.680 --> 00:57:13.740 "You're a heartless bas-" 00:57:37.120 --> 00:57:37.620 Mhmm! 00:57:40.340 --> 00:57:40.840 Yeah? 00:57:55.560 --> 00:57:57.540 I would lie, no matter what the truth is 00:57:57.860 --> 00:57:58.920 About stuff like that- 00:58:05.620 --> 00:58:06.120 What? 00:58:10.220 --> 00:58:10.900 WHAT? 00:58:12.120 --> 00:58:13.200 AJ's ALIVE?! 00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:16.240 Bitch what? 00:58:17.420 --> 00:58:17.920 What? 00:58:22.540 --> 00:58:23.880 THE MEDICINE DID IT RIGHT- 00:58:34.460 --> 00:58:36.240 He wouldn't lie I don't buy it I don't know- 00:58:59.900 --> 00:59:00.760 Ah shit... 00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:07.600 Ah it's my fucking Whatsapp again I'm sorry I forgot 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:11.080 Ah I'm a- piece of shit YouTuber 00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:17.700 It's a new computer okay? I forgot 00:59:43.200 --> 00:59:46.280 OHH!! *laughs* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA! 00:59:46.860 --> 00:59:48.220 How did they get that door open? 00:59:55.080 --> 00:59:56.660 Am I gonna have to... press- Ughh... 00:59:56.980 --> 00:59:58.180 "W-A-S-D" 00:59:58.940 --> 01:00:00.340 Ughh.. ughh... 01:00:02.040 --> 01:00:03.180 Sss- did it 01:00:14.140 --> 01:00:14.820 What is that? 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:17.220 What is it? What is it?! WHAT IS IT?! 01:00:17.740 --> 01:00:18.300 WHAT IS IT? 01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:19.660 What is it? 01:00:21.980 --> 01:00:22.700 What is it? 01:00:23.980 --> 01:00:25.920 Awhh.. Awhh.. Eugh... 01:00:26.860 --> 01:00:28.500 "Property... Air"? 01:00:30.700 --> 01:00:32.740 What? What? What?! What?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?! 01:00:47.520 --> 01:00:48.380 *shocked inhale* 01:00:50.200 --> 01:00:50.760 They're u- 01:01:22.900 --> 01:01:24.320 So they take over cities... 01:01:37.200 --> 01:01:38.060 I would kill those guys 01:01:39.580 --> 01:01:41.120 I know I sound crazy but no I'd f- 01:01:42.020 --> 01:01:43.300 I'll get my mohawk out and- 01:01:44.580 --> 01:01:45.220 SURPRAA! 01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:05.980 Kill 'em... *clap* Kill 'em! 01:02:06.600 --> 01:02:07.400 KILL THOSE FUCKERS 01:02:07.960 --> 01:02:09.140 Kill 'em. YEAH! 01:02:09.460 --> 01:02:10.000 BOI! 01:02:12.920 --> 01:02:14.000 Shoot him in the dick 01:02:19.600 --> 01:02:20.100 Shoot 'em 01:02:25.660 --> 01:02:26.440 Fuckin' idiot... 01:02:28.180 --> 01:02:30.680 This is why... you need a mohawk alright? 01:02:30.680 --> 01:02:32.540 This would never happen on my command 01:02:36.780 --> 01:02:40.320 Never let 'em talk. You shoot 'em mid-sentence. They never expect mid-sentence... 01:02:40.900 --> 01:02:41.700 ...killings... you know? 01:02:42.780 --> 01:02:43.280 NOPE! 01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:50.980 The classic Walking Dead dramatic sequence music 01:02:50.980 --> 01:02:52.980 *annoying music imitation* So annoying... 01:02:57.700 --> 01:02:59.320 OH! That looked like it hurt 01:03:01.040 --> 01:03:02.160 Then you press 'E' 01:03:02.720 --> 01:03:03.580 Then you press 'Q' 01:03:04.380 --> 01:03:05.540 And then you press a 'Q' again 01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:06.680 *laughs* 01:03:10.040 --> 01:03:12.120 And then you press 'T' like a Cutee 01:03:13.420 --> 01:03:13.920 Sorry 01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:15.000 Then- have a- mug 01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:22.900 Was that a double replay of me hitting him with a mug? 01:03:23.460 --> 01:03:25.140 No no no no no you don't want that 01:03:25.140 --> 01:03:26.980 That's a Swedish invention fuck off! 01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:31.200 AAAGHHHHHH... 01:03:33.020 --> 01:03:34.100 Damn dog... 01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:37.440 Hey it's- Viking Jesus help me please 01:03:38.860 --> 01:03:39.940 What are they doing squatting? 01:03:44.940 --> 01:03:46.660 What the fuck does that mean? 01:03:47.160 --> 01:03:49.080 "Fly"- Oh shit dog 01:03:52.220 --> 01:03:52.720 I would've- 01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:07.380 Nice! 01:04:09.540 --> 01:04:10.280 SHOTTY! 01:04:12.160 --> 01:04:13.680 Ah shit I missed his penis 01:04:25.100 --> 01:04:26.820 *laughs* 01:04:28.760 --> 01:04:29.780 "Th"- Yes... 01:04:30.340 --> 01:04:30.840 "This"- 01:04:42.500 --> 01:04:44.100 Oooh I'd kill him so hard 01:04:53.980 --> 01:04:54.720 YESS!!! 01:04:57.460 --> 01:04:58.800 Hey thanks for showing up 01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:02.160 I'm gonna enjoy this 01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:07.500 "What are you waiting for DO IT" 01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:13.200 SMACK!!! 01:05:18.060 --> 01:05:19.100 Oh he's not dead 01:05:20.680 --> 01:05:22.040 He's not fucking dead 01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:24.080 Yes...! 01:05:25.040 --> 01:05:26.800 How you feelin'? How does that feel? 01:05:31.620 --> 01:05:34.000 *whispers* Ahh! Fuck!! 01:05:35.300 --> 01:05:36.220 SHMACK! 01:05:38.840 --> 01:05:39.760 SHMACK! 01:05:44.720 --> 01:05:45.480 SHMACK! 01:05:49.420 --> 01:05:49.920 Shmack 01:05:53.080 --> 01:05:55.980 EUGHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL!?? 01:05:55.980 --> 01:05:57.280 *laughs* 01:06:00.060 --> 01:06:01.400 Oh my God... 01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:03.420 It was mash potatoes man 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:08.780 Heyy 01:06:08.840 --> 01:06:11.620 I need to start learning those moves you know for the apocalypse 01:06:11.620 --> 01:06:13.120 How do you like- you know... dig that 01:06:13.680 --> 01:06:15.320 Shoot him in the... dick 01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:16.380 C'mon shoot him in the- 01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:26.720 "YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!" 01:06:29.740 --> 01:06:30.780 He doesn't know... 01:06:44.460 --> 01:06:45.620 Mid-sentence- *gunshot mouth sound* 01:07:18.720 --> 01:07:19.460 Easy choice... 01:07:22.580 --> 01:07:25.440 *clap* We should've done it mid-sentence, but that pretty fucking good 01:07:25.780 --> 01:07:28.420 Alright? "I'm beggin-" *gunshot mouth sound* that would've been better 01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:30.340 But you know I'll take it. I'll take it 01:07:30.340 --> 01:07:32.340 That was good. Good- good execution 01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:52.200 Ah it's fun 01:08:05.180 --> 01:08:05.840 Jesus...? 01:08:06.720 --> 01:08:08.780 Jesus y- you don't need to judge me 01:08:28.740 --> 01:08:29.240 Thanks 01:08:32.040 --> 01:08:33.380 That's right Clem. You're- 01:08:56.360 --> 01:08:57.080 I want Jes- 01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:07.400 God damnit 01:09:12.500 --> 01:09:13.000 Ah... 01:09:35.620 --> 01:09:38.020 That's- well at least we have Viking Jesus 01:09:53.400 --> 01:09:54.840 I'll do it for Kate and not for you 01:09:56.700 --> 01:09:57.200 YES! 01:10:10.580 --> 01:10:12.460 It's weird I'm starting to like him a little bit 01:10:35.040 --> 01:10:38.820 "Noo don't go I love you guys" *laughs* 01:10:38.820 --> 01:10:39.820 What the fuck was that... 01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:42.520 Ohhhh boy... 01:10:43.100 --> 01:10:44.520 This is a mess... 01:10:47.140 --> 01:10:50.780 I wanna- I- It's gonna end pretty soon I imagine and- 01:10:51.280 --> 01:10:53.480 Uhhh................ 01:10:53.480 --> 01:10:55.360 It always end on a cliffer you know? 01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:56.760 "Red" barrel 01:10:56.760 --> 01:10:57.920 See that reference there? 01:11:26.580 --> 01:11:27.080 A'ight 01:12:20.580 --> 01:12:21.080 Aw... 01:12:21.920 --> 01:12:25.340 Thank Clem. I really appreciate your support on that one 01:12:25.340 --> 01:12:26.820 How about a brother fist? 01:12:27.900 --> 01:12:29.440 Okay then. Alright then 01:12:29.440 --> 01:12:30.280 That's cool... 01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:42.960 Alright "WASD" here 01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:45.120 Uh.. Top of the mornin to ya 01:12:45.120 --> 01:12:49.520 I am pressing 'W', I really feel like I'm playing the game right now wow 01:12:49.520 --> 01:12:52.080 Look at this, I'm looking- looking everywhere 01:12:52.980 --> 01:12:54.080 It's almost like it's a game 01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:57.160 Hello how're you doing? That was fun 01:12:57.160 --> 01:12:58.100 That was really fun 01:13:06.420 --> 01:13:07.860 Oh so they know who I am 01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:30.280 *chuckles* 01:13:37.620 --> 01:13:38.120 YES! 01:13:40.540 --> 01:13:42.360 Perfectly shaped ball stone 01:13:43.360 --> 01:13:45.820 Let's hit the... we can hit that I guess? 01:13:45.820 --> 01:13:47.820 Or we can hit... that? 01:13:47.820 --> 01:13:49.820 Or... uh... I would probably hit that 01:13:56.080 --> 01:13:58.460 Clearly a distraction. Like clearly 01:14:02.620 --> 01:14:07.840 "Still got it boy... still got the throw yeahhh boy... 01:14:08.700 --> 01:14:09.200 Sorry 01:14:12.480 --> 01:14:15.020 Let's get her, and get the hell out of here 01:14:15.020 --> 01:14:16.620 How'd we get in so easily? 01:14:23.340 --> 01:14:24.480 This is not gonna end well... 01:14:25.700 --> 01:14:27.160 It's the little shit head 01:15:12.140 --> 01:15:13.140 She doesn't like that 01:15:18.360 --> 01:15:18.860 Yeah? 01:15:27.380 --> 01:15:28.440 Pretty much yeah 01:15:50.200 --> 01:15:52.520 Now is not the time guys just get out 01:16:35.480 --> 01:16:36.820 Well he's still your dad 01:16:44.300 --> 01:16:45.680 We can find your dad later 01:16:58.000 --> 01:17:00.620 How are they moving in this town without anyone noticing them? 01:17:00.940 --> 01:17:01.640 Am I the only one- 01:17:02.780 --> 01:17:04.060 I mean everyone is looking for them 01:17:08.240 --> 01:17:10.020 Well this went easier than I thought 01:17:11.880 --> 01:17:13.020 Yeah c'mon Gabe 01:17:14.100 --> 01:17:15.940 Arghhh... Gabe! 01:17:19.920 --> 01:17:22.020 Uhhhh you're so lame 01:17:34.940 --> 01:17:35.440 Fine 01:17:37.360 --> 01:17:37.920 Fine... 01:18:19.140 --> 01:18:21.420 Ohhhh *painful hiss* 01:18:21.420 --> 01:18:24.480 Damn you a cold ass bitch Gabe 01:18:24.480 --> 01:18:25.700 I respect that 01:18:25.700 --> 01:18:27.160 I respect that... 01:18:27.680 --> 01:18:29.340 Who's- Who's Stuart? 01:18:32.200 --> 01:18:33.920 Maybe that was a reference... 01:18:38.440 --> 01:18:41.880 Alright well we didn't 'suade Gabe we didn't- we didn't 'suade him over 01:18:43.780 --> 01:18:44.820 At least we got the wife 01:18:45.440 --> 01:18:46.840 And Clementine's respect 01:18:47.320 --> 01:18:49.540 *whispers* That's all that matters to me baby 01:18:50.580 --> 01:18:52.640 Ah dude, you gotta fart again? 01:19:02.380 --> 01:19:04.840 Don't- Tell me what you want, what you really, really want 01:19:10.480 --> 01:19:11.480 Yeah what an asshole... 01:19:31.040 --> 01:19:31.860 Ah... 01:19:37.040 --> 01:19:38.240 Well- Uh- 01:19:52.920 --> 01:19:54.440 She's in no fit to fight 01:19:57.820 --> 01:19:59.440 That's stupid I wouldn't do this 01:20:04.240 --> 01:20:05.960 Yeah look, see what happened 01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:11.800 Really? That was it? C'mon... 01:20:30.180 --> 01:20:30.740 Ughh... 01:20:38.900 --> 01:20:40.160 Well you deserted us! 01:20:48.520 --> 01:20:50.500 What's happening? What's happening? 01:20:51.160 --> 01:20:53.160 It crashed again! Dude like- what the fu- 01:20:54.540 --> 01:20:55.160 Oh here we go 01:21:09.200 --> 01:21:09.700 Yes 01:21:16.280 --> 01:21:17.480 Explain. Come on! 01:21:24.120 --> 01:21:25.620 Lonnie, don't betray me Lonnie 01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:26.500 Lon- 01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:28.380 LONNIE 01:21:29.920 --> 01:21:30.640 Lonnie no- 01:22:12.520 --> 01:22:13.840 At least Lonnie is honest 01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:21.800 Oh shit... 01:22:23.500 --> 01:22:24.280 Oh shit 01:22:33.440 --> 01:22:34.520 Maybe it IS the brother 01:22:58.160 --> 01:22:59.940 Oh shit maybe it was the brother 01:23:19.020 --> 01:23:20.360 We'll support out brother for now 01:23:30.500 --> 01:23:31.880 Honestly not a bad idea 01:23:33.060 --> 01:23:34.060 Okay then maybe not 01:23:58.060 --> 01:24:00.540 Uhhhh... you can tell he was lying 01:24:11.480 --> 01:24:14.360 No. You're gonna end it like that? You fuckers... 01:24:14.360 --> 01:24:15.440 God damn it... 01:24:16.540 --> 01:24:18.660 You kidding me? Yeah, that is the endin- 01:24:18.660 --> 01:24:19.480 FUCK! 01:24:20.160 --> 01:24:20.660 Okay... 01:24:22.120 --> 01:24:24.420 "Did you honor your brother's request?" 01:24:25.340 --> 01:24:25.900 Okay... 01:24:28.620 --> 01:24:30.120 "DId you s- try and save"- yeah- 01:24:30.120 --> 01:24:31.780 Who would let a kid die? 01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:37.900 "You and 66%- destroyed Badger's skull" 01:24:38.160 --> 01:24:38.660 Nice... 01:24:41.300 --> 01:24:43.640 "You and 40% killed Max" 01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:46.400 Okay so not everyone kil- killed Max then... 01:24:47.660 --> 01:24:48.440 Uhhh... 01:24:49.660 --> 01:24:52.200 "Leave with Kate"? Okay that was pretty close 01:24:52.300 --> 01:24:52.800 Alright 01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:55.620 And... uhh... 01:24:57.820 --> 01:24:58.560 No I'm good 01:25:03.480 --> 01:25:05.940 *stretches* 01:25:05.940 --> 01:25:07.520 You still here? Are you still here? 01:25:07.860 --> 01:25:10.700 Uhmm... that was fun! That was really fun to play 01:25:10.700 --> 01:25:12.420 I- I still like The Walking Dead 01:25:12.580 --> 01:25:15.880 It's not as good as it used to be, no- no doubt about that 01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:18.540 like- it's very little focus on Clementine 01:25:18.540 --> 01:25:21.100 and th- all these other characters keep introduced like- 01:25:21.420 --> 01:25:25.820 Name one character name that was still in this one that was in the other two seasons 01:25:26.660 --> 01:25:28.580 Clementine- it's just Clementine 01:25:28.580 --> 01:25:31.820 like wh- why are they so set on replacing all these characters? 01:25:31.820 --> 01:25:35.340 like is there... problem with voice actors they didn't want to stay? 01:25:35.340 --> 01:25:37.100 like- I don't understand why- 01:25:37.420 --> 01:25:41.560 The point of these is that you build a relationship with characters you really care about and- 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:44.680 and you- that transitions, you know, throughout the seasons and- 01:25:44.680 --> 01:25:47.600 We're in Season 3 mid- mid now and- 01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:50.400 Ehh... it's too much new I don't really care 01:25:50.400 --> 01:25:53.100 You learn the concept of how the game works like- 01:25:53.100 --> 01:25:56.540 No matter what you do your consequences doesn't REALLY matter 01:25:56.540 --> 01:25:58.520 It doesn't- doesn't feel like that at least and- 01:25:58.520 --> 01:26:02.440 In the beginning, you were kinda under the spell that, "Awh maybe-... 01:26:03.420 --> 01:26:05.280 ...Oh shit he's gonna remember that" and you're like- 01:26:05.280 --> 01:26:06.400 "OH MY GAAD" 01:26:07.040 --> 01:26:10.620 You know, has that ever really felt like a consequence? I don't really think so 01:26:10.620 --> 01:26:12.660 I'm really just playing these for the sakes of the story 01:26:12.660 --> 01:26:15.300 and I think it's- it's fun to catch up and see what's gonna happen 01:26:16.060 --> 01:26:17.020 But I'm not like... 01:26:17.600 --> 01:26:18.940 As invested as I used to be 01:26:18.940 --> 01:26:20.940 I will 100% play episode 4 01:26:20.940 --> 01:26:22.940 Sorry this WAS episode 4- Episode 5 01:26:22.940 --> 01:26:24.920 Or was it? No this is episode 3 01:26:25.160 --> 01:26:26.100 Now I'm a little confused 01:26:26.440 --> 01:26:29.400 Anyway, I hope you enjoyed regardless uhhh... 01:26:29.400 --> 01:26:31.800 and maybe- maybe you enjoyed it, or not 01:26:31.800 --> 01:26:33.360 Let me know in the comments I'm curious 01:26:33.360 --> 01:26:35.700 Uhh. but other than that, thank you so much for watching 01:26:35.700 --> 01:26:37.500 And I hope you had fun anyway, and uh- 01:26:37.500 --> 01:26:38.000 *brofist kiss* 01:26:38.200 --> 01:26:40.000 Stay awesome bros...