WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:00.840 Come in BOI *awkward silence* 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:01.400 00:00:02.840 --> 00:00:03.340 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:05.580 *moist sounds* You too fat? 00:00:05.580 --> 00:00:06.080 Moisty: oh FUCK no 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:07.000 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:07.500 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:09.500 00:00:09.500 --> 00:00:10.440 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:12.020 I want you all to shake your dicks 00:00:12.020 --> 00:00:14.020 As much as you can right now 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:18.420 Get it up in the air... I don't care if you are a girl,*rethinks life* or a dinosaur, or whatever the fuck 00:00:18.560 --> 00:00:21.280 00:00:21.780 --> 00:00:25.000 00:00:25.220 --> 00:00:26.080 00:00:26.080 --> 00:00:27.000 *nervous laughing* 00:00:27.400 --> 00:00:29.680 We have absolutely no fucking ammo (because pewds can't aim) 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:31.960 And this bitch is off the building 00:00:33.580 --> 00:00:36.220 There was a fucking door here... Jesus Christ (duh) 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:37.820 Okay 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:38.780 That's fine... 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:42.160 And a broken elevator... great 00:00:44.380 --> 00:00:45.300 00:00:45.300 --> 00:00:45.880 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:48.420 Ahh... come on, you can squeeze through Mia(she a fatass) 00:00:48.500 --> 00:00:51.020 You could- I could squeeze through that, come on (it's a game pewds it's meant to annoy you) 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:54.220 God damnit, I feel like I'm being watched O-O (pewds you're being watched by 8 million people) 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:54.880 I dont like it :( 00:00:55.040 --> 00:00:58.360 And I'm not talking about you it's fine... you can look all you want... it's all good ;) 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:02.300 You shook your dick a little bit too much that was kinda fucking weird 00:01:02.980 --> 00:01:06.940 Need a lockpick, machine gun... I don't have a focking machine gun(m8) 00:01:07.240 --> 00:01:10.120 Do I look like I got a fucking machine gun 00:01:10.240 --> 00:01:12.040 OH MY GOD! It's a machine-nah... :( 00:01:15.880 --> 00:01:17.280 Are you fucking kidding me? 00:01:18.160 --> 00:01:19.500 Am I that much of an idiot? (yes) 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:20.840 Why are you even watching me(well...) 00:01:20.840 --> 00:01:22.520 I'm such a fucking moron(that's true) 00:01:22.520 --> 00:01:23.720 Jesus Christ 00:01:26.020 --> 00:01:28.760 Okay we need something but we can go up here... so it's okay 00:01:30.320 --> 00:01:32.560 That looks very dangerous *chuckles* (yes it does) 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:34.320 I'd be scared of touching this... 00:01:34.880 --> 00:01:35.580 like metal 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:42.620 Have you seen those videos online where people get electrified and they just fucking die? (no?) 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:45.240 Sorry, I didnt mean to be morbid but (i'm going to have nighmares now) 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.060 It's always so interesting to me (wtf pewds) 00:01:48.460 --> 00:01:50.380 Now I just sound like a pyschopath, Jesus Christ (you need to calm) 00:01:50.380 --> 00:01:52.800 You said-uh... I didn't click on it, alright? 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:53.900 Fuck 00:01:55.980 --> 00:01:57.780 Maybe I'm a little bit psycho...I think that's okay (no it's not) 00:01:59.020 --> 00:02:00.460 Anyway... oh Jesus 00:02:02.300 --> 00:02:03.760 Hey! we're in the main room 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:05.860 What do we got? 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:08.720 Alright, luckily the elect- 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:11.360 Electricity is working on this fucking computer 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:13.460 Change camera 00:02:14.160 --> 00:02:14.780 Oh, that's where we were 00:02:17.820 --> 00:02:18.980 Yeah, we've been here 00:02:18.980 --> 00:02:20.980 (ovo what's this) 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:22.060 Is that him? 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:24.680 It looks like a blob to me 00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:27.460 S2, he's in S2 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.520 (jumpscare in 3) 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:32.740 (2, prepare your butts) 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:34.260 Ugh... (1) 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:37.560 *scared Pewds noises* 00:02:38.140 --> 00:02:39.220 I'll fucking kill you 00:02:41.920 --> 00:02:43.000 Fucking *regenerate face* 00:02:46.580 --> 00:02:48.420 Oh my god, my own shadow scared me 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:51.440 So that was just a halu-lu-se (wtf) 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.120 *weird cult singing* 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:01.720 *more* 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:04.620 *and more* (pewds going insane) 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:08.180 Ey we got some gun powder~ :D 00:03:09.300 --> 00:03:11.080 Just wanna make sure I loot everything 00:03:12.060 --> 00:03:14.780 'Cause we need as much ammo as we can get~ 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:16.940 Okay, well it seems like we have to go down here 00:03:17.640 --> 00:03:18.420 *tch* What do you say partner? (no) 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:20.120 What do you say old pal? (no) 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:21.600 That's right I think 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.700 You're pal level, if you made it this far in this playthrough 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:26.880 I drop the P's 00:03:29.220 --> 00:03:30.300 Not the P--ahh whatever 00:03:33.040 --> 00:03:35.140 Hey uh some of... some of that weed-uh 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:36.760 Wait, what is... 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:37.880 What's down here? 00:03:38.420 --> 00:03:39.280 Is this the staircase? 00:03:40.340 --> 00:03:41.700 It is! 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:43.500 Looks... blocked? 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:47.160 Luckily, we have a bomb placed very nicely 00:03:48.040 --> 00:03:50.180 It's almost like we can blow that shit up 00:03:51.060 --> 00:03:51.940 Should we do that? (no) 00:03:52.860 --> 00:03:53.600 Should we waste it? 00:03:54.220 --> 00:03:55.880 *wastes precious bomb* Bim-bada-bam-bada-boom :D 00:03:57.660 --> 00:03:59.440 Are you fucking kidding me right now? D:< (told you) 00:04:01.940 --> 00:04:03.440 God. Fucking. Damnit 00:04:04.540 --> 00:04:05.340 Nooo 00:04:06.540 --> 00:04:07.360 NOOO 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:09.800 WHAT? 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:12.980 Fuck youu! 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:18.020 I don't even- Ah! I don't even have a gun to sho-kn-knife, whatever... 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:19.900 God damnit 00:04:22.140 --> 00:04:23.920 Worst playthrough on YouTube (I agree) 00:04:26.640 --> 00:04:27.480 Hello everyone (hi pewds) 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.800 Top of the morning to ya 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:31.320 Oh look, it's Jacksepticeye (1) 00:04:32.940 --> 00:04:33.840 A ship map 00:04:33.960 --> 00:04:37.500 I'd realize we've literally never, EVER, watched the map (yes pewds) 00:04:37.500 --> 00:04:39.200 We played the entire fucking game 00:04:39.280 --> 00:04:40.180 wrong button... *awkward silence* 00:04:40.520 --> 00:04:43.660 We played the entire fucking game without fucking watching the map 00:04:44.400 --> 00:04:46.000 I don't even know how to watch the map 00:04:46.220 --> 00:04:49.120 I mean, I got by fine without it, so I guess it's okay :D 00:04:50.080 --> 00:04:51.680 Oh shit! There's the gun 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:53.700 The P-19 00:04:53.860 --> 00:04:55.600 I want that shit dawg~ 00:04:57.560 --> 00:04:59.280 4-way... wrench 00:04:59.340 --> 00:05:01.340 Useful for removing nuts 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:03.660 Ha, should give one to Marzia 00:05:04.200 --> 00:05:05.440 Heyo 00:05:06.080 --> 00:05:06.960 That made no sense 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:08.720 Jesus 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:10.820 Look at that view! 00:05:11.640 --> 00:05:13.880 HEY! *slight giggle* (hey!) I didn't see you there, buddy! (pls help me) 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:16.160 Damn 00:05:17.340 --> 00:05:18.140 Hey a bomb 00:05:18.180 --> 00:05:18.980 I'll take it (pls don't waste it pewds) 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:25.440 Can we get up with this maybe? 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:26.240 Oh! okay 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:27.900 Cool 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:32.000 Hey, it's floating up by itself 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:32.760 Nice 00:05:33.500 --> 00:05:34.540 How do I get down here? 00:05:34.540 --> 00:05:35.100 There we go 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:36.180 Ow! 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:38.300 Ewwgh! 00:05:39.880 --> 00:05:41.440 Oh my God, there's someone coming 00:05:42.740 --> 00:05:43.400 Fuck 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:46.400 Climb up or down, I don't know! 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.520 I suppose we're supposed to go down 00:05:52.740 --> 00:05:53.680 Fuck it, let's go up 00:05:54.540 --> 00:05:55.320 See what happens 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.260 Top o' the morning to ya! 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:02.560 Oh fuck! What a sexy ass 00:06:02.760 --> 00:06:03.560 Damn boi 00:06:04.300 --> 00:06:05.220 Alright 00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:08.660 Nice one 00:06:10.760 --> 00:06:12.600 Oh my God, the aim is amazing (yes it is pewds) 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.320 Top o' *screams* THE MORNING! 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:24.440 Fuck, I gotta shoot the boxes, I don't have a knife 00:06:26.280 --> 00:06:28.940 And it's a fucking bomb, God damnit 00:06:31.760 --> 00:06:32.440 Ugh! 00:06:33.580 --> 00:06:35.940 Alright, we need to loot everything we can right now Bros 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:38.320 Hello? 00:06:38.700 --> 00:06:39.900 Hello, it's ya boy 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:41.280 Ethan Bradberry! 00:06:41.460 --> 00:06:43.320 Is this our new hub? It sounds like it 00:06:45.020 --> 00:06:46.040 IT IS! 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.140 Alright, cool 00:06:47.860 --> 00:06:52.880 *singing* Save station, gotta love my save sta- *incoherent* bu-du-du-bu-du 00:06:53.700 --> 00:06:55.400 Hey corrosive, we needed that, right? 00:06:55.660 --> 00:06:57.140 Uhhh, for the door upstairs 00:06:58.100 --> 00:06:59.200 We got nothing so 00:06:59.200 --> 00:06:59.700 I don't know what 00:06:59.700 --> 00:07:00.740 the fuck the point of that is 00:07:02.860 --> 00:07:04.420 Not a bad hub area, I'll take it 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:08.380 Now, let's head out for new adventures 00:07:09.080 --> 00:07:10.420 *singing* My name is Mia~ 00:07:11.500 --> 00:07:13.480 I wanna pee on ya~ 00:07:14.540 --> 00:07:16.560 That didn't really rhyme, did it?~ 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:17.760 *mumbles* No it didn't~ 00:07:18.520 --> 00:07:19.260 Oh my god 00:07:19.400 --> 00:07:21.100 It's Jacksepticeye. (A joke) 00:07:21.100 --> 00:07:21.860 Alright, alright 00:07:21.860 --> 00:07:23.860 We're gonna have to do one of these on you buddy, 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:26.240 *explosion* bye. 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:29.600 And you fuckin' dead, motherfucka 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:32.420 Uh oh 00:07:34.760 --> 00:07:36.840 Top-o-the morning to ya ladur dur-dur. 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:38.980 Ew... 00:07:39.780 --> 00:07:40.400 floor mop 00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:42.020 She threw up in the fucking... 00:07:43.020 --> 00:07:45.020 Cleaning container thing-a-ma jigger 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:49.360 What up, bitch 00:07:51.200 --> 00:07:53.660 I just called her a bitch, hoping she would hear me, but I suppose... 00:07:54.580 --> 00:07:56.700 suppose not- That hatch, is it still there? Yeah it is 00:07:56.980 --> 00:07:57.480 Okay 00:07:59.960 --> 00:08:01.960 Well let's explore... a bit more 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:04.740 What the fuck? This was not here before 00:08:08.320 --> 00:08:08.820 Uh... 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:09.860 Okay 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:13.640 Heyy, some weed stuck in a couch 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:17.120 Alright, something's definitely happening in here 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:18.940 Should we waste it here? 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:22.580 I think it's worth it 00:08:23.520 --> 00:08:25.040 Maybe it's just me but 00:08:25.500 --> 00:08:27.180 I'm sure we're gonna find another one in here 00:08:28.200 --> 00:08:29.300 There's the key, we needed that 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:31.080 Now we can get the machine gun! 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:32.940 YAS! 00:08:33.640 --> 00:08:35.960 I'm so sorry for saying that, that'll never happen again 00:08:36.420 --> 00:08:37.320 I swear on my life 00:08:41.780 --> 00:08:43.680 Okay, I think that means we're done on this fucking floor 00:08:45.620 --> 00:08:48.080 OH MY GOD, how did I MISS that? 00:08:50.620 --> 00:08:51.120 Okay 00:08:52.940 --> 00:08:53.440 So 00:08:54.680 --> 00:08:56.680 I suppose we go back up? 00:08:58.460 --> 00:08:58.960 There it is 00:09:00.400 --> 00:09:01.480 I knew that. *nervous laugh* 00:09:02.420 --> 00:09:02.920 Yeah. 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:04.280 Here we go. 00:09:05.900 --> 00:09:08.860 What's making that fucking noise, don't making me feel so uneasy game. 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:14.000 You fucking sneaky little fucking rat hole. 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:16.000 Fuck you man fucking hell 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:19.000 I'm closing the door from now on 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:21.000 I don't like you god dammit. I d- 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:23.000 Alright... we're a little bit more bad ass now 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:26.500 we gotta stay optimistic ... as okay... yeah yeah. 00:09:26.500 --> 00:09:28.500 now we can go down in the hell hole 00:09:28.500 --> 00:09:30.500 Known as jacksepticeye... 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:33.300 ...butthole. 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:35.300 This is getting ridiculous 00:09:36.180 --> 00:09:38.180 it's not even funny anymore 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:40.740 No not up.. f*ck sake. 00:09:41.040 --> 00:09:43.040 We're going down to China town. 00:09:46.060 --> 00:09:46.700 Oh god... 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:49.080 It's starti- What the fuck is making that sound? 00:09:50.500 --> 00:09:51.860 Is someone pissing? 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:53.360 ... 00:09:53.560 --> 00:09:54.240 Great. 00:09:55.100 --> 00:09:56.620 Just what i needed everyone, 00:09:56.620 --> 00:09:58.040 just what I fuckin' needed. (Forgets to say "BOX") 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:00.380 I didn't even BOX! goddammit. 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:03.520 I'm so focused. (Sarcasm) 00:10:04.680 --> 00:10:05.480 I-It's scary. (More sarcasm) 00:10:08.020 --> 00:10:11.660 I'm gonna try and save my machine gun for like, if there's a boss fight or some sh*t coming up. 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:17.240 ...and we clearly like- OH WE SAVED THE BOX 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:19.720 *Gasp* BOX!! *chuckles* 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:23.360 *Still chuckling* Dude this fuckin' knife meta though. 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:25.220 Damn dawg 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:27.260 *door opens* come in BOY 00:10:27.260 --> 00:10:28.400 *monster sounds* 00:10:28.400 --> 00:10:30.420 *Moist sounds* *Crawling monster feet sounds* 00:10:30.420 --> 00:10:31.980 you too fat? 00:10:31.980 --> 00:10:33.200 Wow! what a scary game... 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:35.120 OH GOD! Jesus! (Karma's a bitch) 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:36.000 JESUS! 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:36.940 NOOO! 00:10:36.940 --> 00:10:39.160 I'm sorry I was joking! 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:40.720 joking- NO NOOOO! 00:10:41.340 --> 00:10:42.940 FUCK I fucked up 00:10:43.920 --> 00:10:45.380 OH close, nice 00:10:45.380 --> 00:10:46.980 got em' *chuckles* 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:49.400 *mumbling* fuckin' asshole 00:10:51.100 --> 00:10:53.260 oh wait-I fuck, I didn't see this 00:10:53.920 --> 00:10:54.960 what is this? 00:10:55.780 --> 00:10:57.060 AYEEE it's a puzzle 00:10:57.060 --> 00:10:58.080 I love puzzles :D 00:10:59.080 --> 00:10:59.580 okay 00:11:00.340 --> 00:11:03.060 so- just, what? place them the right way? 00:11:03.060 --> 00:11:04.840 *focused pewds is focused* 00:11:05.260 --> 00:11:06.120 umm 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:08.400 well it's impossible to know 00:11:08.660 --> 00:11:12.260 *turning sounds* 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:13.400 umm 00:11:17.340 --> 00:11:18.340 there must be a hint... 00:11:18.500 --> 00:11:20.500 *Footsteps and character breathing.* 00:11:20.500 --> 00:11:22.280 Oh! Okay *awkward laughter* 00:11:23.180 --> 00:11:25.340 Uh, so they're mirrored, right? 00:11:25.660 --> 00:11:28.300 So that means this... *turning sounds* 00:11:28.760 --> 00:11:30.600 ... will have to be like that *Unlocking sounds* 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:35.900 Oh! I solved it! Wow *laughing* 00:11:36.420 --> 00:11:38.740 And now we have all the corrosives! 00:11:40.380 --> 00:11:41.720 ...heck yes! 00:11:42.520 --> 00:11:44.100 heck WOW! 00:11:45.340 --> 00:11:47.940 Aww yeah! Bros 00:11:47.940 --> 00:11:49.720 I don't know what's wrong with me either 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:51.680 sooo there was this door right? (yes pewds) 00:11:52.580 --> 00:11:53.360 yes! 00:11:54.380 --> 00:11:56.140 bam-bada-bam-bada-bam~ 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.640 bada-boom *chuckles* 00:11:59.300 --> 00:12:00.340 take that, DOOR 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:01.200 got em' 00:12:01.420 --> 00:12:02.280 YES! 00:12:02.700 --> 00:12:04.760 YES! more items! 00:12:04.760 --> 00:12:05.700 HELL yeah 00:12:07.520 --> 00:12:09.040 *heh* Actually just imagine, 00:12:09.040 --> 00:12:11.540 Ethan just carrying like, 3 backpacks at once 00:12:11.540 --> 00:12:13.660 *chuckles* just geared out 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:14.740 *Gasps* 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.080 I'm sorry but... this area sucks dick 00:12:23.100 --> 00:12:25.420 eyeueyu fucking hell you gotta run everywhere 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:28.520 it's three uhhh f-floors 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:32.920 I-I don't know I get confused 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.960 It's like oh yeah I need to do that thing but 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:37.360 I don't rememeber where it was 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:38.940 so I just run around like a fuckin' idiot 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:41.160 for so long 00:12:42.160 --> 00:12:45.760 tryin' to figure out like, oh, was this where I needed to go? 00:12:46.800 --> 00:12:48.560 I dunno, it's a tricky area 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.520 Is this the control room? 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:55.660 yeah, yeah. this is it 00:12:55.660 --> 00:12:57.900 I remember there's a door here... 00:12:58.040 --> 00:12:59.280 there we go mamacita 00:12:59.280 --> 00:13:00.660 senorita~ 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:04.760 feel the congo, lemme see you move like a compobreobro 00:13:04.760 --> 00:13:06.940 I never get sick of doing that, feels good :D 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.480 alright this looks like it could be it, Bros 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:13.600 *Pewds turns to Lickitung* 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.860 Hey! *Clunk* what a lovely view, let's look *Smaller Clunk* at it together (aw, pewds) 00:13:16.900 --> 00:13:18.740 wha- did I just take damage? 00:13:20.460 --> 00:13:23.820 Wow it's so pretty, reminds me of my balls (wtf Pewds) 00:13:23.820 --> 00:13:25.200 fuckin' huge (yikes) 00:13:26.220 --> 00:13:28.800 Anyone who's seen me play this game know that's a fuckin' lie... 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:31.400 unless you've seen my balls (-_-) 00:13:32.040 --> 00:13:34.040 sorry i-i-i-it got weird 00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:35.440 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable 00:13:35.520 --> 00:13:36.840 let's just keep playing 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:37.760 uhh 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:40.240 what is this? 00:13:40.580 --> 00:13:42.060 *monster groaning* 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.420 *swedish* no! who did that? 00:13:46.940 --> 00:13:48.860 ya know i got gifts for ya :D <3 00:13:49.060 --> 00:13:51.600 *beeping sounds* 00:13:51.680 --> 00:13:52.660 *monster groaning* 00:13:52.660 --> 00:13:54.320 *EXPLOSION* 00:13:55.780 --> 00:13:57.460 I got plenty more where that come from. 00:13:57.460 --> 00:13:58.080 (Bad grammar Pewds strikes again!) 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.240 *Explodes* 00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:02.060 *More monster groaning.* *2nd Explosion* 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:05.280 Can you fucking die please? 00:14:05.280 --> 00:14:06.560 *Monster groaning it's last words* 00:14:06.560 --> 00:14:07.360 Is it dead? x2 00:14:08.060 --> 00:14:09.340 Is it fucking dead? 00:14:09.340 --> 00:14:10.560 *moster explodes* *mia groans* 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:13.780 NO! Fuck, it exploded! Goddammit. 00:14:14.660 --> 00:14:16.780 Damn you Jacksepticeye! 00:14:16.780 --> 00:14:18.780 *Turning squeaky knob* 00:14:19.180 --> 00:14:20.560 *Light voice* Oh! *laughs* 00:14:20.800 --> 00:14:23.680 *Giggling* I love how meticulously we did that. 00:14:24.280 --> 00:14:27.220 Just like d-doesn't explode at this fuckin' thing and then. 00:14:27.700 --> 00:14:28.640 *Pewds impression of the squeaking noises.* 00:14:29.260 --> 00:14:30.440 Just me? 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:32.560 Of course we needed this power cable 00:14:32.900 --> 00:14:34.020 for uh... 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:35.720 ...reasons 00:14:37.560 --> 00:14:39.260 Hey! another one of those! :D 00:14:40.220 --> 00:14:41.900 They don't seem to run out 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:49.640 *Slow beginning of music, that suddenly cuts.* 00:14:50.660 --> 00:14:51.320 Oh! 00:14:51.320 --> 00:14:54.300 I was literally just thinking: 'how the fuck do I fix it?' 00:14:55.620 --> 00:14:57.700 And I accidentally fell down. 00:14:57.700 --> 00:14:58.740 *Power starting up.* 00:14:58.740 --> 00:14:59.520 Great (damnit pewds) 00:15:01.520 --> 00:15:03.360 and here~ we go! :D 00:15:08.100 --> 00:15:08.600 Nice. :3 00:15:09.760 --> 00:15:11.200 Was it S2? (yes it was) 00:15:14.160 --> 00:15:16.960 *light exhale* I am really like *pats chest* ohh 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:18.600 this part is really freaky to me 00:15:19.300 --> 00:15:21.280 Eveline: He's waiting. Pewds: and it DOESN'T look better 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:23.180 Oh my God 00:15:26.380 --> 00:15:27.420 Who's waiting? 00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:28.520 *creepy sfx* 00:15:28.620 --> 00:15:29.580 Fuck 00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:37.120 Goddamnit this is freaky man 00:15:38.680 --> 00:15:40.320 Oh God I hear enemies 00:15:40.800 --> 00:15:43.580 *Box breaks* god enemies- BOX! 00:15:44.440 --> 00:15:46.680 I ain't got time for you boys 00:15:47.160 --> 00:15:48.760 *monster groaning* 00:15:49.040 --> 00:15:52.680 *focused pewds* 00:15:53.920 --> 00:15:55.580 Fuck, this is bad 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:01.260 *explosion* 00:16:01.780 --> 00:16:03.220 Did that do the trick? 00:16:04.140 --> 00:16:05.280 Sorta 00:16:06.040 --> 00:16:07.740 You still alive? I can't tell 00:16:07.740 --> 00:16:08.860 Great. Stay dead 00:16:08.860 --> 00:16:10.580 Don't want-chu. 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:13.820 *creepy sfx* 00:16:14.620 --> 00:16:17.900 Let's go in here~ how's it- top o' the mornin' to ya 00:16:18.400 --> 00:16:20.140 How's everyone doin'? :D 00:16:20.460 --> 00:16:22.220 I wanna go home, I wanna cry 00:16:22.220 --> 00:16:24.740 I hate this boat, I fuckin' hate this boat 00:16:25.400 --> 00:16:28.600 this boat is th- AUEGHH Jesus. 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.120 He's a strong one 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.440 He's cheating mom! 00:16:41.260 --> 00:16:43.080 There we go. Nice 00:16:43.740 --> 00:16:44.860 GOOOT EM' 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:46.920 HELL YEAH! 00:16:46.920 --> 00:16:47.900 (headphone users rip) YYAAASS 00:16:47.900 --> 00:16:49.320 *monster groaning* NO! D:< 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:52.040 OH GOD! It's Jacksepticeye 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:54.320 *incoherent* STop dOiN' dAt MaYnn 00:16:54.740 --> 00:16:55.940 No. no >.< 00:16:56.280 --> 00:16:59.720 GOOOT EM' you fuckin' fat son of a bitch 00:17:00.420 --> 00:17:02.100 HEY! he did the barrel roll 00:17:02.100 --> 00:17:05.980 *monster groaning* The backwards barrel roll may I add 00:17:06.080 --> 00:17:07.360 Hey come a lil closer 00:17:07.360 --> 00:17:08.980 come ma lady, come-come my lady 00:17:08.980 --> 00:17:10.380 you're my butterf- 00:17:10.380 --> 00:17:11.560 Come on, come on 00:17:11.560 --> 00:17:14.580 Aight, aight you fuckin' dead now I'm fuckin' pissed 00:17:14.580 --> 00:17:16.880 I'm fuckin' pissed now mate <(｀^´)> 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:19.480 Goddamn you so sexy! (╭ರ_•́) 00:17:19.760 --> 00:17:22.300 You sexy, you loyal, I love- 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:23.680 *sexy pewds face* 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.580 BOOX-A! 00:17:26.540 --> 00:17:30.100 *takes deep breath* Braaax! 00:17:30.580 --> 00:17:33.300 How ya doin' buddy *sharp inhale* B- Ah you're not a box 00:17:34.700 --> 00:17:36.960 Look at how much fuckin' shit we got all of a sudden 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:38.820 We have plenty of hand gun *Mumbles* ammo 00:17:38.980 --> 00:17:41.900 Maybe i should... start using it (geez, really?! Wow!) 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:43.120 *creepy sfx* 00:17:43.260 --> 00:17:45.000 Crazy thought, I know 00:17:47.500 --> 00:17:50.180 We have *pauses* why not 00:17:50.800 --> 00:17:52.660 HEY it's a coin everybody! 00:17:53.340 --> 00:17:54.640 *Pewds Imitates Mia* "Ah" 00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:55.620 "Eeeeh" 00:17:55.620 --> 00:17:58.260 You getting tired there Mia? Oh I'm sorry 00:17:59.940 --> 00:18:01.860 Uh, wrong room 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:04.000 *Sexually panting mia strikes again.* 00:18:04.560 --> 00:18:05.780 Here we go 00:18:05.780 --> 00:18:07.860 I'm gonna stock up a little bit first- 00:18:07.860 --> 00:18:11.400 I think before this boss battle begins *nervous laughter* 00:18:14.520 --> 00:18:16.420 Ayyy look at that 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:20.280 Now where were we? 00:18:22.760 --> 00:18:25.020 Right. Thanks for waiting :D 00:18:28.260 --> 00:18:29.480 Die? (pewds lmao) 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:32.620 Ethan! no. *unenthusiastic* 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:39.600 I need you to dance naked, while taking a shit~ (wtf pewds D:) 00:18:41.700 --> 00:18:43.020 BRADBERRY! 00:18:43.340 --> 00:18:45.240 That would be a nice easter egg if all this- *Interrupted by voice actor* 00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:47.340 Ohh 00:18:50.420 --> 00:18:51.540 WHAT?! 00:18:54.980 --> 00:18:55.860 What the fuck?!( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) 00:19:00.180 --> 00:19:01.960 It didn't seem like it dude. 00:19:02.260 --> 00:19:03.600 *Imitating Old Man* Nor ma boy Lucas. 00:19:11.180 --> 00:19:12.020 What?? 00:19:14.700 --> 00:19:16.540 She gets in your head, I guess. 00:19:31.340 --> 00:19:32.460 Oh my godd... D: *Sad tone* 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:39.320 How does it work then? 00:20:17.600 --> 00:20:20.500 That's why they keep saying part of the family D: 00:20:35.140 --> 00:20:36.820 When did this happen? 00:20:37.500 --> 00:20:39.180 When is this memory from? 00:20:41.260 --> 00:20:44.340 Could it be have been from before we woke up by the kitchen table? 00:20:47.420 --> 00:20:48.820 It's really interesting :D 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:53.200 We're playing as Ethan now 00:20:55.320 --> 00:20:56.180 EEEW (⁎˃ᆺ˂) 00:21:08.760 --> 00:21:10.700 What the hell am I lookin' at? (confused pewds is confused) 00:21:13.580 --> 00:21:15.220 This is all very confusing 00:21:19.100 --> 00:21:20.600 EEEWWW! Ewwww! D: 00:21:20.600 --> 00:21:22.020 EEEWWWH! >:(( 00:21:22.140 --> 00:21:23.220 What is all this!? 00:21:25.300 --> 00:21:26.360 GROSS! >.< 00:21:27.080 --> 00:21:28.680 Use your knife Mia 00:21:28.680 --> 00:21:29.620 UGHHHHKCHH 00:21:35.660 --> 00:21:37.500 Uh- she's right there 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:45.600 But I- 00:21:54.180 --> 00:21:56.020 But she's right behind you D: 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:00.960 Aww come onnn 00:22:01.260 --> 00:22:03.180 I thought we were gonna fight her as Mia! 00:22:04.020 --> 00:22:06.680 This is all- okay, well I'm out *Laughs* 00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:11.080 She was- right there. I don't know how 00:22:11.300 --> 00:22:13.500 Did anyone fail to notice? She was... 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:14.960 right there 00:22:17.280 --> 00:22:19.980 It's your fault, okay, whatever, i don't care 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:25.120 We don't have anything :( 00:22:25.800 --> 00:22:28.280 Fuck I stocked up for no reason are you kidding me!? 00:22:30.540 --> 00:22:31.580 wHaT? 00:22:32.520 --> 00:22:33.880 No fucking way. -_- 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:37.280 I'm like, legit scared right now 00:22:37.340 --> 00:22:39.100 I'm playing so late at night 00:22:39.340 --> 00:22:41.180 and I'm a-alone at the office 00:22:41.300 --> 00:22:42.720 it's fucking scary dude (it's OK Pewds you got us bros) 00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:46.900 I don't know, when are you watching this? 00:22:47.360 --> 00:22:49.540 I'm so glad we're out of the boat. 00:22:49.700 --> 00:22:52.800 The boat was fuckin' terrible 00:22:53.180 --> 00:22:53.680 *moist area making moist sounds* 00:22:53.980 --> 00:22:56.500 It was my least favourite area (same pewds) 00:22:56.520 --> 00:22:58.400 I mean it was good but damn. 00:22:58.400 --> 00:22:59.820 I think you can agree (yeah) 00:23:00.380 --> 00:23:02.420 *more moist sounds* 00:23:02.820 --> 00:23:05.940 Oh. Look it's all dead fishes what is this Death Stranding? 00:23:06.220 --> 00:23:07.420 Way to copy 00:23:07.420 --> 00:23:09.160 Oh jeez it's getting uh 00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:15.800 Usually not a good sign, to swim in a lake that looks like that (⌣_⌣”) 00:23:16.040 --> 00:23:18.160 Maybe they were dynamite fishing, who knows? 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:20.120 *creepy sfx* 00:23:21.220 --> 00:23:22.420 Oh jeez 00:23:22.420 --> 00:23:23.920 Don't attack me right now :( 00:23:24.320 --> 00:23:26.640 I'm feeling very vulnerable 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:32.020 Okay... 00:23:34.280 --> 00:23:35.820 the fuck is this? 00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:38.180 Ammo. What are we gonna do with ammo? 00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:49.620 Saaave station~ 00:23:50.280 --> 00:23:52.920 *singing* Gotta looove my save station :D 00:23:56.720 --> 00:23:58.540 We got Mia's things? :0 00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:00.960 Ooo :D 00:24:02.980 --> 00:24:05.300 Okay we're heading out in the world. 00:24:12.920 --> 00:24:15.960 We're heading back to the h- oh fuck. *gunshot* 00:24:21.140 --> 00:24:22.620 Goddamnit 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.500 This gun is a LOT better 00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:32.540 Jesus Christ 00:24:37.760 --> 00:24:39.340 i'm fuckin' done (;-_-)ノ 00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:45.980 Fuck you guys... not worth it 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:54.400 Did I use heavy ammo or some shit? I think I did 00:24:55.300 --> 00:24:56.980 *blows into microphone* 00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.100 It's so dark, it's just- nooo 00:25:00.100 --> 00:25:02.060 and of course we're going down 00:25:02.260 --> 00:25:03.740 of course 00:25:03.740 --> 00:25:04.920 Jesus 00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:08.340 What is this? mines? 00:25:10.620 --> 00:25:12.460 okay well, that's not too bad :D 00:25:13.520 --> 00:25:15.520 *monster groaning* Ohhh no 00:25:21.120 --> 00:25:22.600 Why do I not block? 00:25:26.040 --> 00:25:27.620 It's dead right? yeah 00:25:29.580 --> 00:25:30.680 Oh my God 00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:31.780 Okay 00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:37.380 Could've just dodged it, but ya know 00:25:37.460 --> 00:25:40.220 *error 404: pewds.exe. has stopped working* 00:25:40.980 --> 00:25:41.700 *Chuckles* 00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:45.180 *whispers* Oh for fucks sake 00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:49.240 BOX! *Giggles* 00:25:50.760 --> 00:25:53.520 BOX *fails* BOXXX 00:25:54.860 --> 00:25:57.320 Don't know why I wasted a- Fuck, man 00:25:57.320 --> 00:25:59.940 *blows into microphone* C'mon Pewds you can do this 00:26:01.160 --> 00:26:02.600 You GOT this (ﾒ▼_▼) 00:26:03.120 --> 00:26:04.160 C'mon man 00:26:04.760 --> 00:26:07.660 Come on, man! You got this man 00:26:07.660 --> 00:26:11.160 Oh God, more? God enemies 00:26:18.040 --> 00:26:19.160 Goodbye 00:26:19.580 --> 00:26:21.680 Uh oh, uh oh 00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:23.380 didn't work, did it? (no pewds) 00:26:28.460 --> 00:26:30.220 Yeah tha's right, keep dancin' 00:26:30.320 --> 00:26:31.600 IN HELL 00:26:31.920 --> 00:26:34.740 Oh God! It's still alive! It just doesn't have any limbs D: 00:26:34.860 --> 00:26:36.780 *AHAHA* It's like a pancake 00:26:36.900 --> 00:26:37.760 EEWWWW 00:26:37.760 --> 00:26:38.860 That's awesome dude (monster: why thank you pewds :D) 00:26:38.860 --> 00:26:39.700 good for you 00:26:40.980 --> 00:26:41.660 Stop. 00:26:41.760 --> 00:26:42.520 Stop. 00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:44.580 Don't make me poke you to death. 00:26:44.600 --> 00:26:45.680 Bad boy <(｀^´)> 00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:47.160 Don't lick my nuts... 00:26:47.380 --> 00:26:49.780 only Marzia. Only Marzia 00:26:50.080 --> 00:26:50.880 Come on 00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:52.540 Sorry that was weird (that was obscene, pewds) 00:26:52.840 --> 00:26:53.960 OK here we go 00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:56.440 This could be going a lot better :D 00:26:59.020 --> 00:27:02.380 I need to save the bombs for the Bl-boomers or whatever 00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:04.000 can we push this down maybe? 00:27:04.140 --> 00:27:05.040 Yeah 00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:12.540 *incoherent screaming* (rip headphone users) 00:27:12.540 --> 00:27:14.260 YEAH! Son 00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:17.700 It's ya boy, P to the Pie motherfucka 00:27:18.280 --> 00:27:19.940 Sorry that sounded terrible (nah not really) 00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:21.560 I don't even know why I even try 00:27:21.620 --> 00:27:23.000 There's a hole there 00:27:23.560 --> 00:27:25.620 Always gotta check for loot! Always 00:27:26.100 --> 00:27:29.680 rule number one at this game: *puts on voice* check for loot 00:27:30.700 --> 00:27:32.540 Did u check for loot, Pewds? 00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:34.580 Well then you die. 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:36.840 You die and you cry to your momma 00:27:36.980 --> 00:27:39.360 Ya don't tell me I didn't warn ya 00:27:40.360 --> 00:27:42.300 Alrighty the-OH! Jesus!! ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ 00:27:42.460 --> 00:27:44.220 Check for traps too. 00:27:45.280 --> 00:27:46.860 Who set these up?? 00:27:47.360 --> 00:27:48.360 Lucas? 00:27:48.560 --> 00:27:52.400 (hoe don't do it) NOOO! *box explodes* (told ya pewds -_-) 00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:54.180 FUCK I GOT BETRAYED :< 00:27:57.260 --> 00:28:01.140 Of course it'll be fuckin- you're cool though barrel don't worry about it ;) 00:28:03.340 --> 00:28:05.800 Is this a hub? Or is it just a random place? 00:28:06.360 --> 00:28:07.600 random place 00:28:07.600 --> 00:28:08.560 Ayy, alright 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:10.100 start with the weed 00:28:11.220 --> 00:28:12.740 and check the computer 00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:15.520 10 minutes after dose she died 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:20.440 5 minutes vomiting 00:28:25.220 --> 00:28:25.720 Great 00:28:29.060 --> 00:28:30.620 Hey its an iPad yay 00:28:33.140 --> 00:28:34.420 What do we put there? 00:28:35.060 --> 00:28:36.120 This thing? 00:28:39.020 --> 00:28:40.280 The neurotoxin. 00:28:45.340 --> 00:28:48.160 This is some freaky fucking experiments going on here. 00:28:52.560 --> 00:28:54.240 fuck man, I'm so scared (๑•﹏•) 00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:59.000 I can't believe, I-I'm so late into this game and I'm still so fucking terriffied. 00:29:00.900 --> 00:29:02.640 *sighs* Ah jeez 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:03.380 okay. 00:29:03.740 --> 00:29:05.040 What do we got here? 00:29:06.900 --> 00:29:09.580 Great. Singing ladies is always great isn't it? (nope) 00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:18.320 ~ shut the fuuuuuuuuck up ~ 00:29:20.120 --> 00:29:21.120 ~ shut ... 00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:23.320 Oh javla fan!! *Swedish swears* 00:29:23.320 --> 00:29:24.560 Oh my God >.< 00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:28.500 That doesn't sound good 00:29:31.760 --> 00:29:33.280 That doesn't sound good at all 00:29:35.500 --> 00:29:36.000 Ummm.... . ___ . 00:29:38.040 --> 00:29:39.160 *moist monster appears* 00:29:39.580 --> 00:29:41.340 Oh. Great thanks for coming 00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:46.100 Oh my God 00:29:53.780 --> 00:29:54.600 Guys. 00:29:54.600 --> 00:29:55.860 One at a time please. 00:29:59.340 --> 00:30:00.280 Ah, this is... 00:30:00.280 --> 00:30:01.420 *maniac insane laughter* 00:30:01.600 --> 00:30:03.360 the worst thing that has ever happened to me. 00:30:06.760 --> 00:30:07.960 How did I fuck that up? 00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:09.620 How did I... 00:30:09.620 --> 00:30:10.680 fuck this up? 00:30:13.280 --> 00:30:14.260 Oh my God 00:30:16.280 --> 00:30:18.440 Why did you turn off the flashlight? It was nice 00:30:19.740 --> 00:30:20.780 *roar of a bigger and moistier monster* 00:30:20.820 --> 00:30:21.920 Oh my God! 00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:23.440 Is that a-? (yes) 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:24.400 *shoots the moist monster* 00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:27.440 Reload for fucks sake 00:30:28.700 --> 00:30:33.620 (focused Pewds is focused) 00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:38.660 Die JackSepticEye! 00:30:42.220 --> 00:30:43.240 Oh my God 00:30:46.120 --> 00:30:47.700 Right in the pUsSaY! 00:30:50.140 --> 00:30:51.740 *nope he's not dead yet* 00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:52.620 *now he is :D* 00:30:52.980 --> 00:30:55.400 Fuck I don't wanna waste anymore ammo, just die. 00:30:56.420 --> 00:30:57.380 Thank you 00:30:58.180 --> 00:30:59.180 Thanks~ ~(＾◇^)/ 00:30:59.380 --> 00:31:00.340 *you're welcome* 00:31:00.420 --> 00:31:07.220 *singing* yucadamushnebadabadanan *incoherent* 00:31:07.220 --> 00:31:08.500 BOOOX!!! 00:31:10.540 --> 00:31:12.200 Hell yeah motherfucka. 00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:14.480 Hell yeah motherfucka. 00:31:17.600 --> 00:31:20.000 Hey look, I can go up here if I want. 00:31:23.660 --> 00:31:26.640 *blows into microphone* (ouchie ;<) 00:31:27.140 --> 00:31:32.040 my god.. whta a f*cking mess I am so stressed out 00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:36.160 *climbing the ladder* 00:31:36.460 --> 00:31:37.800 goddammit.. 00:31:38.540 --> 00:31:42.000 if you- if you scared watching can you imagine just playing like.. 00:31:42.060 --> 00:31:43.780 this is- this is intense 00:31:47.820 --> 00:31:48.380 alright 00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:50.620 we need to get out of this... cave 00:31:51.260 --> 00:31:53.200 that would be nice 00:31:56.340 --> 00:31:58.120 Let's squeeze through here ;D 00:32:00.600 --> 00:32:02.760 Hopefully nothing BAD happens 00:32:04.740 --> 00:32:05.300 oh my gawd.. 00:32:05.300 --> 00:32:05.960 its a box.. 00:32:06.260 --> 00:32:06.900 its a box.. 00:32:07.140 --> 00:32:08.240 everybody its a box ~ 00:32:08.820 --> 00:32:09.700 say it with me 00:32:09.700 --> 00:32:11.500 baxbaxabaxabaxbaxabaxs 00:32:11.720 --> 00:32:12.980 ey look at that :D 00:32:13.660 --> 00:32:16.780 the mind map... thanks, we need that now right? 00:32:17.100 --> 00:32:20.080 save station! dededididi~ 00:32:20.080 --> 00:32:21.420 this might be one of the last :( 00:32:21.580 --> 00:32:22.880 save stations 00:32:23.360 --> 00:32:25.400 uh. *tearing up* makes me sad :( 00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.160 i'm gonna leave ya D: it's been a really fun week 00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:29.940 it's been a really really fun week 00:32:31.600 --> 00:32:34.880 i hope you enjoyed it as well (aww yes we did pewds) 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:36.780 OOOH MY GOD GRANNEH! 00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:38.840 there's an item here 00:32:39.700 --> 00:32:43.800 *rotates doll* AH POODIEPIE UR BAHDJSJFKSAGAINNNN 00:32:47.020 --> 00:32:49.040 ahmazing! (*^｡^*) *chuckling* 00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.060 FUCK youu *gunshot* 00:32:55.220 --> 00:32:56.640 waste of ammo #worthit 00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:58.300 GRANNEH 00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:03.160 i've seen SO many comments abo- HEUHH JAVLA FITA *swedish* 00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.360 nnn-no the door is right there.. 00:33:13.060 --> 00:33:13.560 oh! 00:33:15.540 --> 00:33:16.760 E 001 00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:19.940 ok i remember... i remember!~ :D 00:33:19.940 --> 00:33:23.480 SOOO many comments be like "granny's gonna be the last boss D:" 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:25.420 "i swear to god granny"s the last boss" 00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:27.740 "dude i bet granny's the last boss" 00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:33.960 some of them seemed like speculating... some of them seemed like spoilers 00:33:35.780 --> 00:33:37.580 but- it's granny time! :D 00:33:37.980 --> 00:33:40.440 it's granny time mutha- Zoe? :/ 00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:46.180 *beeping* 00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:48.880 sad :( 00:33:49.520 --> 00:33:53.760 oh jeez... OH YEAH THIS IS WHERE WE WERE!!!! 00:33:54.580 --> 00:33:56.960 fuck this place is shit -_- 00:33:58.520 --> 00:34:00.420 you fuckin' little bitch 00:34:03.560 --> 00:34:05.140 i remember 00:34:06.280 --> 00:34:07.800 yeah what's happenin' 00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:09.900 fuck off -__- 00:34:09.900 --> 00:34:10.980 i'm looting 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:15.000 theres literally nothin' here -.- 00:34:19.120 --> 00:34:20.000 what is this? 00:34:26.460 --> 00:34:26.960 no 00:34:41.740 --> 00:34:42.300 jesus- 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:43.320 she's creepy 00:34:46.580 --> 00:34:48.000 but I-I'll be your daddy! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:53.780 ahh mah gawd.. 00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:55.400 alright 00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:56.380 bitch needs to dieee 00:34:56.560 --> 00:34:57.500 ehhh looks it ah meeee 00:34:57.860 --> 00:34:58.580 beautifulll :* 00:34:59.220 --> 00:35:00.460 looks so gooood 00:35:00.460 --> 00:35:02.440 but i put myself everwhere in the house 00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:03.560 JESUS 00:35:05.540 --> 00:35:06.420 so creepyyyy 00:35:07.860 --> 00:35:08.560 my gawd 00:35:09.060 --> 00:35:10.380 *really terrifying laughter* ~( ~´･_･`)~ 00:35:11.500 --> 00:35:12.820 whaaatt 00:35:18.120 --> 00:35:19.480 i'll never play nice 00:35:24.660 --> 00:35:25.800 OH MAH GAWD 00:35:31.520 --> 00:35:32.080 uhhhhh- 00:35:32.560 --> 00:35:33.280 oh this is awkward... 00:35:35.700 --> 00:35:36.440 oh my god *chuckle* 00:35:39.580 --> 00:35:41.260 you don't understaiiind 00:35:44.300 --> 00:35:45.100 faack me man 00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:46.280 this is not good -. __ .- 00:35:46.540 --> 00:35:47.040 OH GAWD 00:35:51.900 --> 00:35:52.860 WHAT THE FAACK D: 00:35:53.460 --> 00:35:54.020 JEEZZ.. 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:55.540 its like 00:35:55.540 --> 00:35:56.880 calm down, what did i ever- 00:35:57.220 --> 00:35:57.720 AHH GAWD 00:35:58.140 --> 00:35:58.640 FAACK 00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:01.340 no 00:36:01.340 --> 00:36:02.960 you cant fart you're way away from me 00:36:03.340 --> 00:36:03.840 OH GOD 00:36:10.520 --> 00:36:11.240 GOTTT EMMM 00:36:12.900 --> 00:36:13.800 THATS RIGHT BITCH- 00:36:14.940 --> 00:36:15.860 HAHAHAHA 00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:17.440 HAHAHAHA ಠﭛಠ 00:36:18.080 --> 00:36:18.660 YESS 00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:19.940 YESS 00:36:22.640 --> 00:36:23.640 ITS GRANNEY 00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:24.980 GARNNEY 00:36:25.460 --> 00:36:26.160 GRANEEE 00:36:27.380 --> 00:36:27.880 HAYY 00:36:30.520 --> 00:36:31.720 cuz you're old and ugly and- 00:36:32.100 --> 00:36:33.880 and you're mascaras leaking a lil bit 00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:34.900 oh gawd you're so moist.. 00:36:39.700 --> 00:36:40.540 EHHHHH D: 00:36:41.560 --> 00:36:42.220 EHHHHHH :< 00:36:44.940 --> 00:36:45.880 YEAH, CUZ YOU'RE MOIST >o< 00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:47.820 UGHH :X 00:36:52.620 --> 00:36:53.120 AAA- 00:36:53.580 --> 00:36:54.080 GROSS 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:55.300 YUCK 00:36:55.540 --> 00:36:56.040 UEGH 00:36:56.520 --> 00:36:57.020 GROSS 00:36:58.020 --> 00:36:58.520 great 00:36:58.620 --> 00:36:59.560 she infested the whole house -_- 00:37:01.120 --> 00:37:02.660 awhh jezz.. 00:37:04.820 --> 00:37:06.020 OH MY FUCKING LORD ( ･ั﹏･ั) 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:08.020 lemme just.. 00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:10.320 what is happening here? 00:37:11.200 --> 00:37:12.300 TOP'O DA MORNIN' TA YA 00:37:14.700 --> 00:37:15.820 DIE GRANNEH 00:37:16.340 --> 00:37:17.400 DIEEEEE 00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:18.820 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO DIS 00:37:18.820 --> 00:37:19.760 FOR A LOOONG TIME 00:37:23.500 --> 00:37:24.140 oh sorry- 00:37:24.140 --> 00:37:24.980 leeme reload >.< 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:27.500 fuck 00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:28.300 she's coming close 00:37:29.380 --> 00:37:31.820 i can't help at the fact that she's coming a lil bit close 00:37:32.720 --> 00:37:34.240 she is 100% kinda close 00:37:34.240 --> 00:37:34.880 aaah gawd 00:37:42.600 --> 00:37:43.100 oh boyy.. 00:37:48.060 --> 00:37:48.560 uhh hum 00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:50.980 shet 00:37:55.160 --> 00:37:55.660 WHAT? 00:37:56.060 --> 00:37:57.040 THAT WASS FUCKEN IT? 00:37:59.340 --> 00:37:59.840 NOPE 00:38:00.240 --> 00:38:00.840 DEFINITELY 00:38:03.420 --> 00:38:04.620 OH MY FUCKING GAWD 00:38:05.100 --> 00:38:06.060 OH MY..LOARD ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) 00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:07.420 uhh 00:38:07.460 --> 00:38:08.900 how you doin' granney 00:38:13.540 --> 00:38:14.360 how you doin' granney 00:38:19.220 --> 00:38:20.320 oh fuck it hurts granneh 00:38:20.680 --> 00:38:21.560 hurt my feelings :c 00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:23.340 OW 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:28.180 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YA GRANNEY 00:38:30.220 --> 00:38:31.520 OH MY GAWWDD 00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:35.440 AWHHH 00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:36.920 THIS IS BAD FOR ME GRANNEY 00:38:37.260 --> 00:38:38.940 THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR ME GRANNEY 00:38:39.560 --> 00:38:40.160 UH-GRENADE 00:38:40.160 --> 00:38:41.480 OH MAH GOD 00:38:46.720 --> 00:38:47.220 I MEAN 00:38:47.220 --> 00:38:47.920 STOP BEING UGLY 00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:48.680 HOW BOUT THAT 00:38:49.100 --> 00:38:49.600 HAVE YA TREID THAT 00:38:49.600 --> 00:38:51.380 HAVE YA TRIED BEING STOP BIENG UGLY 00:38:51.380 --> 00:38:52.780 lemme just reload really quick 00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:53.680 there ya go 00:38:53.980 --> 00:38:54.860 thats a family for ya 00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:56.360 and then lets- 00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:57.900 switch to anatha one 00:38:58.400 --> 00:38:58.900 there's your family 00:39:05.140 --> 00:39:06.100 hows that for a family? 00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:10.420 OH JESUS 00:39:11.400 --> 00:39:13.780 HOW MUCH AM I ATTCKING ON THIS FUCKEN GRANNEY MAN 00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:14.960 UNKNOWN 00:39:16.340 --> 00:39:16.840 what? :O 00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:18.340 oh. 00:39:19.700 --> 00:39:20.200 what? 00:39:20.700 --> 00:39:21.320 what was that? 00:39:21.940 --> 00:39:22.920 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 00:39:23.940 --> 00:39:24.820 WHAT IS THIS? 00:39:27.500 --> 00:39:28.000 WOAH 00:39:29.560 --> 00:39:30.060 WOAH 00:39:31.160 --> 00:39:31.660 WOAHH 00:39:32.860 --> 00:39:33.420 HELL YEA 00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:34.560 HELL YEAHH 00:39:40.900 --> 00:39:41.720 OH MY GAWD 00:39:43.020 --> 00:39:43.980 WHAT WAS THAT? 00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:44.980 ALBERT- 00:39:44.980 --> 00:39:46.080 WHO THE FUCK IS ALBERT? 00:39:46.940 --> 00:39:48.360 IS THAT A REFERENCE FROM AN OLDER GAME? 00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:49.980 IT SEEMED LIKE IT 00:39:49.980 --> 00:39:50.960 CUZ IT WAS FROM- 00:39:53.460 --> 00:39:54.060 soemone explain 00:39:54.500 --> 00:39:55.300 i'm really curious 00:39:59.680 --> 00:40:00.720 WE DID IT 00:40:01.200 --> 00:40:02.240 I AM SO PROUD 00:40:03.220 --> 00:40:04.600 AH FEEL FUCKIN' AMAZING 00:40:10.060 --> 00:40:10.700 my gawd.. 00:40:12.860 --> 00:40:14.120 i'm emotional right now 00:40:15.700 --> 00:40:16.340 godammit 00:40:18.680 --> 00:40:20.020 what a fuckin' journey 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.180 just watch this.. 00:40:40.780 --> 00:40:42.060 who the f*ck are you 00:40:46.980 --> 00:40:47.780 Don't care 00:40:50.860 --> 00:40:51.900 you wearin' lip lip ahmm.. 00:40:52.080 --> 00:40:52.720 lip balm ? 00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:57.800 The f*ck took you guys so long 00:41:06.220 --> 00:41:07.220 So nice 00:41:08.420 --> 00:41:09.140 Hey its Mia 00:41:17.560 --> 00:41:18.060 (No) 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.220 Hooo...thats how the game started 00:41:34.260 --> 00:41:35.180 Thats how it started 00:41:54.980 --> 00:41:55.780 Umbrella corp! 00:42:09.620 --> 00:42:11.400 Yeah...I dont know about that *weird sound and face* 00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:12.200 Haa..lets see 00:42:19.980 --> 00:42:20.880 *rip headphone user* 00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:23.960 Heyyyyyyy...ii 00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:28.060 I just saw that it say seven...im so in the logo 00:42:28.060 --> 00:42:31.100 I was like why are the highlight F,V and the I 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:32.660 Oh my god whats happening 00:42:33.640 --> 00:42:34.280 Oh my god 00:42:39.680 --> 00:42:40.460 What is happening? 00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:42.800 Oh my god 00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:45.300 They always have to end it badly 00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:47.080 Is this the credits?(Yes it is) 00:42:47.500 --> 00:42:48.000 Yeah it is 00:42:54.180 --> 00:42:55.420 Director Koshi Naka-- 00:42:55.880 --> 00:42:56.380 Ahhhh 00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:57.820 I lost my phone 00:43:00.420 --> 00:43:00.920 *exhale* 00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:02.340 A+(me too) 00:43:02.620 --> 00:43:07.180 An amazing game,thank you for sharing it with me or joining me rather 00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:09.140 With me I shit...I shed 00:43:09.940 --> 00:43:10.440 Ahh 00:43:10.780 --> 00:43:12.620 That was fucking amazing...what a amazing game 00:43:13.240 --> 00:43:16.820 What a great horror game they really rest directed the resident evil genre 00:43:18.520 --> 00:43:19.460 It so different 00:43:19.820 --> 00:43:20.320 So different 00:43:21.200 --> 00:43:22.880 Like its uncompareable 00:43:23.120 --> 00:43:25.940 To me at least--like compare to resident evil 5 its a fucking joke 00:43:26.740 --> 00:43:28.260 This game is so good 00:43:28.580 --> 00:43:29.340 Compare to a-- 00:43:31.340 --> 00:43:33.820 Ermm...I thrilled...I thrilled like get to*pood thinking* 00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.520 Finally do a series on this channel 00:43:37.140 --> 00:43:38.000 And the-- 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.000 uhh you know 00:43:40.020 --> 00:43:42.020 i'm glad i- uh went with my guts and just wait for a games 00:43:42.160 --> 00:43:44.160 that i think are gonna be good 00:43:44.420 --> 00:43:46.420 and focus on them rather than just playing 00:43:46.420 --> 00:43:48.420 all the games cause they wouldn't be as special. 00:43:48.620 --> 00:43:50.620 I think these ones are special and uhh 00:43:50.940 --> 00:43:52.740 it's a really cool thing to be sharing online 00:43:53.580 --> 00:43:55.580 It wouldn't be possible without you guys watching it so 00:43:55.580 --> 00:43:57.580 *muah* 00:43:57.940 --> 00:43:59.940 There are so many people playing this game and the fact that you chose me to- 00:43:59.940 --> 00:44:01.940 uhhhh 00:44:03.020 --> 00:44:05.020 watch it with i rb- uh i think that means a lot (aww pewdie!) 00:44:06.820 --> 00:44:08.820 and its very ... very flattering for me 00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:11.800 so.. yeah. 00:44:13.720 --> 00:44:15.720 I'm really late so i'm just gonna uh skip the credits 00:44:15.940 --> 00:44:17.940 and hopefully there's nothing behind it 00:44:18.660 --> 00:44:20.660 fuck's sake. I guees i hate to wait 00:44:20.660 --> 00:44:22.660 I'll cut myself out 00:44:24.020 --> 00:44:26.020 Brofist! (d'awwww! ) :D 00:44:35.420 --> 00:44:37.420 *end credits*