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No one's gonna pull a fast one on me

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Cause I'll pull a fast one on you.

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*GASP*

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Ahh.. HEY!

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It's like a sneeze intro...

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Welcome back...

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I'm playing, uh,  two episodes in one day

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I'm only gonna play for 20 minutes, cause I don't have a lot of time.

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That doesn't matter to you!!!

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The point is that:

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I'm really into playing this game

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And I just wanna play more

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And uh... Do my best!

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....To give you guys the best quality content!

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- that this channel is all about!!!!!!!

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I forgot what we were doing..

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...RIGHT!

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The lant-The lantern...

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Oh here it is!

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....right?

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The scale.

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RIGHT?

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Let's put the fUCKING LANTERN!

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---AHHHH

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ShutAAAP

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Shatap...

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I have a crazy idea.

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Why don't you just fucking pull it down with the same weight?

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Just like-Idk- I-I know, crazy right?

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AH-OMG

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IT'S A GATOR

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sH00tR- I gotta k- I'm sorry Mr. Gator

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Nu, Poods,plz, I am not the real gator..

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stfu

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I GOTTA KILL YA

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What happened to you, Gator?

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Great, I- I'm glad we did that.

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Why is this room so extremely creepy....?

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Hello?

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There must be something in here

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Hello??

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What is up with this fucking room?

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What was- Oh.

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0-0

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Shotgun!

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BRING IT!

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HELLO?!

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I got a shotgun!

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*GASP*

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I'm not afraid to u-

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Ohhhhh fuck nahhhh

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Fuck nahh, man.....

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I'm gonna heal

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Yeh, I got HOLY WATER

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And I got a SHOTGUN!

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And I'M NOT AFR- Oh, god, it's black

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I-I got scared of it, Jesus Christ

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-And I'm NOT afraid to use it!

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STFU

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Ah. It's babies: It's fine

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Hey, what u-

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Nope, we got nothin'

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Alright, we got a -(Hezitates)- BEAUTIFUL painting

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Alright, that's...

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-OHHH, it's Mr. Fuzbear!

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How you doin', there?

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'Hey, Pewdiepie!'

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'Awhhhgh'

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'OHH NOOO! PEWDIEPIE-UGhhh!!'

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'Pewdiepie, you will die here' :)

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Sht- GOD DAMN IT, TEDDY!

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NO!

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You will all die in here, even the audience of the Bros...

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Well, that's just fucking weird.

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Just sit in your chair n' shut the fuck upppp

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That's my catchphrase

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In this (wonderful) game

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For some reason. (I wonder..)

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Sh(DJ skills)Sh, Sh, Shut the fuck up.

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HAH!

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That's right!

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No one's gonna pull a fast one on me, cuz I'll pull a fast one on you. (Is this a Deja vu? ;o )

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*GASP*

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WTF WAS THAT! Omg..

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...*Sigh*

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Let's not replay that, that was fucking pathetic. (I think it was hilarious)

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Jeehzus Chri- ..STAHP

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STAHP

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STAHP

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STAHP

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JUST FUCKING STAHP

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STAAAAAHP

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Oh nowh..

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Someone is upstairs

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Something's wrong with her

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No fuckin-

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You fucking.. bitch

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Bring it motherfucker..

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YOU BEST BE NOT J-

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This is fucking-

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The creepiest part so far(I agree)

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I swear to God

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There's no looting or anything, it's just me fucking walking around

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Wait, where'd I come from?

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0-0

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...Okay. (Yeah, let's get outta here)

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Okay.(Mhm)

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That can be arranged.

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OH LOOK- There's bleach! Let's drink it! (I'm with chu)

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'Hey bro!'

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(Lol)

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.....Why is the bleach talking to me?

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Justabah-

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Top of the morning to yah

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This is- FUCK, why did I have to play the scariest part

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-IN THE FUCKING NIGHT-AT NIGHT?!

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A'ight, we got a house.

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Oh, it's just the door. (Or was it? >:) )

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Uhh

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So this is a map, isn't it?

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And that's a d- OH, it's a map of THIS room.

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So there's something here.

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Yeah, I see it.

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Hey, look at that! (0.0 MAGIC!)

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Okay (Kk.)

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WOAH! What do we got here?!

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-TOP O' THE MORN- OMG!

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It's TATATATA (Jack, is that you?)

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Lemme get your arm, buddy

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Ah, it's fine.

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Don't worry 'bout it (But...)

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It's fine, just tear it up.

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UGHHH (Told ya.)

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UH!

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Thanks Grandma!

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You da best!

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Hey.

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Look, I told you it was moist. (Ew)

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Oh god

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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*Chanting a curse on Grandma*

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Bros, h-h-h-h-help me.. (YES PEWDS!)

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Okay (Okay)

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Oh god, it's too quiet-It's too fucking quiet.

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It's too fuck-

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-IT'S SAVING

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OH MY GAWD (Nu I'm scared. Don't open the door)

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*gASP* *SCREAM*

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(Lel his face)

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I'M TRYING TO HEADSHOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BIG! (Wut?)

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Stahp moving your head!

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This is ridiculous

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THANK YOU.

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Those.. FUCKING MOIST MONSTERS, I HATE 'EM

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I should've just drank the fucking bleach (And we would've died together)

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Shut-

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I just wanna go home

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I don't wanna go home(But you just said...)

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I wanna go home now

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-Fuck.

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Oh my GAWD

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Lemme reload, motherfucker!

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FUCK this fucking place!

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Where the hell am I? (In hell :3)

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I wanna go home so fucking bad

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I KNOW MY AIM IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!

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But it stresses me the fuck out

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(Don't worry, Pewds, my aim is way worse ;-;)

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NO, GATOR! (???)

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Fuck, I don't fucking seeh where I'm going.

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Oh, thank fucking gawd.

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I'm fucking done with this place, man.

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I don't know what to tell you..

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Here you go..

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So where do I get the.. So I got the arm..

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How do I use the arm here?

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I don't fu- AWW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

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WHAT?!

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WHAT!?

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YES.

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I GOT IT

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RIGHT, I dunno who you are, but IIIIIIIIIIII I would love to-

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What a fucking biatch.

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Well, this has been great.

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Alright, so we're heading back

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To the trailer!

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Because, uh.

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I wanna fucking save.

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WHA- FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!

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GOD FUCKIN' DAMMIT

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WHAAAT?!

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NO

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NO!

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You're having a threesome without meh? (Df?)

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OMG- I <3 activities!

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Is it-eh

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Great, great

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Great talking to you, Isabella

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It's always good fun!

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It's always- (Alien singing)

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Okay, so, uhh.

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We go through all the family members.

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It seems like.

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I suppose WE are part of the family too.

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And that's probably where the gift is coming from.

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I think now we need the Crow keys.

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So

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I wanna make sure I have all this shit

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Where IS the fridge?

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Dere it ees.

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This fridge wasn't-UHHH

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COME ON, MAN

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Whattafuuuuck

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HEY! Look at that

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Uh, The Pig is waiting.

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For you-In the dissection room- Bitch >:c

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Thanks, buddy! :D

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-Appreciate it!

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I'm starting to think I should invest in this one.

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How much is it? Five

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'Cause, my reloads are starting to get slow.

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And we have five coins.

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Fuck it.

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'Life's handing you lemons, so take drugs."

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Don't quote me on that.

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I'm serious.

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Okay, reloading speed increased.

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Kewl.

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The dissection room.

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Where the fuck was that?

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FUCK all the moist, man.

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I fucking hate it.

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Uhhh.

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Hey, Moose, how you doin'?

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Hey, good to see you too man

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THERE it is.

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Nice.

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I've been looking for ya, Mr. Crow!

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CAW CAW

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Yeah good one, good one.

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It works every- It works everytime buddy.

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SUPPLY ROOM, MOTHAFUCKA!

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YEAH!

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Granade launchah

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Shotgun shells.

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ALL KINDS OF SHIT!

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HELL YEAH!

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Gunpowdah

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What else ya got, buddy?

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Can I break these? BOX! (Oh god)

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Aw, I guess not.

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BOX (NOT AGAIN)

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Naw, okay.

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Alright, Moose!

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Top o' the morning to ya! *Kiss* (Aww, so cute. DON'T TELL MARZIA)

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I'm heading back.

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I think, uh, I'll do a save here.

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And I'll see you tomorrow with another episode.

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Although it'll be the same episode for you- (*HAND ATTACKS PEWDS*)

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ALRIGHT! It's a new day-

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-It's a new adventure.

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Let's venture out TOGETHER.

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Oh boi

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It's gon' be a good time.

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I miss Granny

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Where's my bitch?

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Mah main bitch.

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I honestly- heh- This is a lil' embarrasing..

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I don't remember..

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Where I'm supposed to go-hoe..

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh, okay

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I'll just pretend that I know.

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Uh... How am I doing so far?

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-At pretending.

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Out here! Of course! Of co-Of course!

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The dissection room, wasn't it? (Yep)

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Now where was-

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..Shut the fuck up...

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-the dissection room.

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AH!!

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The dissection room!

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Down in the moist hole! I remember!

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Ahh, my fav-my favourite place.

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How's it going everyo-OH god

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It's darker now, isn't it.

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FUCK ME MAN

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This ain't cool man.

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Dis ain't cool at all, man..

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It didn't use to be this dark!

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I swear to god, man!

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Fuck, man.

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Awwhhghh

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I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS! I HATE MOIST MONSTERS!

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They're the fucking worse!

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Oh god it's- Oh god bleach, lemme drink you, please (I want some too)

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NO! Shut the fuck up!

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And why are they making so much fucking sound? (That's what the neighbours said)

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AHH!

00:12:58.840 --> 00:12:59.520
GRANNY! GRANNY

00:12:59.660 --> 00:13:00.160
I

00:13:00.160 --> 00:13:00.660
ALMOST

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SHOT

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YOU!

00:13:02.100 --> 00:13:02.740
Granny..

00:13:03.460 --> 00:13:04.480
What are you doing here..?

00:13:05.140 --> 00:13:07.320
Granny: 'Ahhh, I'm oldddd.'

00:13:07.700 --> 00:13:09.680
Granny, I've got a fucking rocket launcher.

00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:12.100
And I ain't nein afraid to using it.

00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:14.080
'You wouldn't dare to shoot'

00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:15.500
'You old pussy-

00:13:17.800 --> 00:13:18.860
Okay you're right, Granny. (Phew)

00:13:19.340 --> 00:13:20.680
It's time for you to go home.

00:13:21.460 --> 00:13:22.080
Get a job. (She's too old, Pewds)

00:13:23.020 --> 00:13:23.920
Get a job, Granny. (She'll die before she gets one)

00:13:24.400 --> 00:13:26.500
'But I'm reti-" STFU

00:13:27.040 --> 00:13:28.260
(...)

00:13:29.060 --> 00:13:30.500
Alright, here we are.

00:13:32.380 --> 00:13:33.180
There we go!

00:13:33.540 --> 00:13:36.720
I wasted a bullet there, for no fucking reason, absolutely ever. (English please?)

00:13:37.620 --> 00:13:38.260
RIGHT?

00:13:40.660 --> 00:13:41.720
Oh, that sounds lovely.

00:13:41.800 --> 00:13:44.640
(Unicorn language)

00:13:44.640 --> 00:13:45.380
-Jacksepticeye

00:13:45.380 --> 00:13:48.280
*sCREAMS*

00:13:48.280 --> 00:13:50.120
WTF IS THAT

00:13:50.640 --> 00:13:53.700
*Unicorn screams combined with 'NO, NO, NO, NO'

00:13:54.300 --> 00:13:54.800
Uh, oh

00:13:55.160 --> 00:13:55.860
Alright, we're gonna have to

00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:58.180
-Do that. We're gonna have to do th-

00:13:58.720 --> 00:13:59.640
BUT I SHOT HIS HEAD?!

00:14:01.620 --> 00:14:03.300
IS IT DEAD YET?! (x2)

00:14:03.660 --> 00:14:06.160
Ah, fuck, man. It was dead. I wasted ammo.

00:14:06.980 --> 00:14:08.660
How's my ass-how's my health?

00:14:08.820 --> 00:14:09.980
Not great. I've been better.

00:14:09.980 --> 00:14:10.780
Alright, that's fine.

00:14:12.380 --> 00:14:14.320
Fuck (x2)

00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:17.460
Next time, I-I'll knife.

00:14:21.140 --> 00:14:22.940
This place has a different feel to it, ya know.

00:14:23.560 --> 00:14:25.320
It's not as nice in the dark

00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:26.480
I gotta-I gotta say.

00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:28.160
I don't like it. (Neither do I)

00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:30.080
How's Depety doing?

00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:31.460
Let's ch- HEY! Look, it's Depety.

00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:36.540
*Reads the sign*

00:14:39.640 --> 00:14:40.140
Uh..

00:14:41.940 --> 00:14:42.520
Stfu.

00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:44.400
Fine, I'll do it. (THAT EASY?!)

00:14:46.040 --> 00:14:47.720
OHH MY GOD

00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:49.160
Halo!

00:14:50.400 --> 00:14:51.280
Snacky..(?!)

00:14:53.400 --> 00:14:55.140
"Hope there's some Nutella down there."-Pewdiepie 2017.

00:14:56.520 --> 00:14:58.660
I've done that before, if you know what I mean. >: )

00:14:59.640 --> 00:15:00.780
SHNACKYY!

00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:02.300
I got a shna-

00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:10.980
STFU

00:15:18.980 --> 00:15:21.360
ahfehsuduew-I hate it how they keep fucking flobbing!

00:15:22.800 --> 00:15:24.040
oH, he's still alive... Fuck.

00:15:24.260 --> 00:15:24.780
I don't wanna-

00:15:28.900 --> 00:15:30.540
I'm just gonna run past this guy

00:15:32.280 --> 00:15:33.620
Hey why don't you come in? Take a seat.

00:15:34.740 --> 00:15:35.280
Take a seat.

00:15:35.280 --> 00:15:35.780
OH WAIT

00:15:37.020 --> 00:15:37.620
-I forgot. OMG

00:15:38.280 --> 00:15:40.640
The famous- The famous flop attack.

00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:44.580
*You're grounded now.* *Closes door*

00:15:45.280 --> 00:15:46.600
You think about what you've done.

00:15:48.180 --> 00:15:50.280
Alright, I should probably heal anyway.

00:15:51.680 --> 00:15:54.700
Hopefully, no more ambushes is waiting for me.

00:15:55.040 --> 00:15:56.840
I'm sure it's gonna be safe!

00:15:57.500 --> 00:15:58.220
YOLO

00:16:07.100 --> 00:16:09.400
Granny! GRANNY SAVE ME, GRANNY!

00:16:10.280 --> 00:16:14.320
Granny! (x3)

00:16:18.180 --> 00:16:18.680
FUCK!

00:16:19.380 --> 00:16:20.040
What was that?!

00:16:20.620 --> 00:16:21.120
What

00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:21.620
was

00:16:21.620 --> 00:16:22.120
that?!

00:16:22.400 --> 00:16:24.160
Oh here it is- *Swedish*

00:16:29.820 --> 00:16:33.540
I'mma close to the door, AND YOU BE NICE, YOU BE NICE

00:16:40.620 --> 00:16:41.740
Fuck that place!

00:16:42.420 --> 00:16:44.340
Fuck that fucking place man.

00:16:45.260 --> 00:16:47.460
Why does the game get scarier..

00:16:47.880 --> 00:16:48.980
I can't handle it.

00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:53.040
Not a fan

00:16:53.420 --> 00:16:54.300
SAVE STATION

00:16:54.300 --> 00:16:55.980
GOTTA LOVE MAH SAVE STATION

00:16:56.400 --> 00:16:57.580
Now let's do some shit! (No, Pewds, you do that in a toilet.)

00:16:58.880 --> 00:17:00.880
Alright, let's.. HEAD ON NOW!

00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:02.620
I know where the Snake Room is,

00:17:02.900 --> 00:17:04.300
And I've already been up there a lil' bit.

00:17:05.260 --> 00:17:11.000
It doesn't look- *Alien language combined with swedish and unicorn.*

00:17:11.980 --> 00:17:12.480
Great!

00:17:20.320 --> 00:17:20.820
NO!

00:17:21.660 --> 00:17:24.140
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLE-

00:17:25.520 --> 00:17:26.260
Omg

00:17:26.260 --> 00:17:26.760
WTF

00:17:27.100 --> 00:17:28.600
Okay, I need to man the fuck up.

00:17:28.600 --> 00:17:29.160
Alright

00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:30.980
I'm getting- I'm being too much of

00:17:30.980 --> 00:17:33.060
a lil'- a lil' girl.

00:17:34.020 --> 00:17:35.380
There we go. One shot

00:17:35.380 --> 00:17:35.940
One kill

00:17:36.420 --> 00:17:38.260
Great (x3), fantastic, see

00:17:38.260 --> 00:17:40.160
I, uh, I, pfff

00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:42.980
That was pretty cool, did you feel like I was being really cool there?

00:17:42.980 --> 00:17:44.320
'Cause I didn't. Fuck this.

00:17:45.900 --> 00:17:47.340
Here's the Snake Room key.

00:17:47.580 --> 00:17:49.480
There's TWO Snake Room k- uh, doors.

00:17:49.900 --> 00:17:50.800
So let's start with this one.

00:17:52.500 --> 00:17:53.780
Maybe three, Idfk.

00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:56.040
SHNEK ROOM

00:17:56.280 --> 00:17:57.420
-GATOR!

00:17:58.340 --> 00:17:59.700
How you doin' buddy?

00:18:00.560 --> 00:18:03.300
'Ey, it's meh, the Subtitle Goddess'- I mean, "Hey, it's me, Gator.'

00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:05.360
'You want a kiss'

00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:07.340
'You want a kiss, Sir?"

00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:09.480
Yes, yes, I would like!

00:18:09.640 --> 00:18:14.220
Oh, my, but I.. *Pewds gives up on life*

00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:15.560
Great.

00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:18.460
It's broken.

00:18:19.580 --> 00:18:22.100
Wha- Like my heart, Sir.

00:18:22.180 --> 00:18:23.420
Okay, sorry, Gator.

00:18:24.940 --> 00:18:25.960
This looks suspicious!!!

00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:33.200
*Reads text*

00:18:34.560 --> 00:18:35.060
GR8

00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:36.720
Surely, there's something in here

00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:37.640
that we need!

00:18:38.100 --> 00:18:39.060
What about this trophy?

00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:41.160
3rd place-PAH

00:18:41.660 --> 00:18:43.020
*Makes fun of loser*

00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:45.640
Alright, what else we got?

00:18:46.060 --> 00:18:48.060
HEY! Shotgun shells in a kid's room.

00:18:48.740 --> 00:18:50.100
Look at that! A BALL!

00:18:50.800 --> 00:18:51.960
It's a ball.

00:18:53.260 --> 00:18:54.340
STFU GATOR

00:18:55.140 --> 00:18:57.260
But Sir, I did not say anything.

00:18:58.580 --> 00:18:59.080
WUT!?

00:18:59.780 --> 00:19:00.820
It wasn't there before!

00:19:01.540 --> 00:19:05.080
Of course. Your observation skills are absolutely terrible, Sir. (Hmmmmmm)

00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:07.300
Kk, alright.

00:19:07.780 --> 00:19:09.260
I see how it is. (No you don't)

00:19:10.140 --> 00:19:11.340
Let's go up, then.

00:19:11.340 --> 00:19:13.380
I just wanna make sure I get ALL the poop I need.

00:19:13.380 --> 00:19:15.460
There we go! See? See what I'm talking about?

00:19:15.820 --> 00:19:16.620
Yes, Sir.

00:19:16.620 --> 00:19:17.540
Good luck, Sir.

00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:19.840
'I love you.' I love you too, Gator.

00:19:20.620 --> 00:19:21.900
I love you too, bby.

00:19:22.300 --> 00:19:23.920
One day, we'll run away together.

00:19:25.340 --> 00:19:26.700
How do I get up there?

00:19:27.520 --> 00:19:28.080
Oh fuck!

00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:30.720
There's a bubble head right there!

00:19:31.180 --> 00:19:35.120
Alright, fuck it. Let's just check the other rooms while we still can.

00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:37.080
Where's the other snake room?

00:19:37.940 --> 00:19:39.560
I SWEAR THERE'S A SHNA-

00:19:39.560 --> 00:19:40.340
There it is.

00:19:41.280 --> 00:19:42.760
I SWEAR THERE'S A SHNAKE ROOM!

00:19:43.860 --> 00:19:51.120
*Pewds having deep thoughts about Shnake Rooms.*

00:19:52.260 --> 00:19:55.840
Is it weird when I talk to you and you don't reply, but you think of a reply in your head?

00:19:55.840 --> 00:19:58.200
That's right. Pewds know what you're doing, motherfucker.

00:19:58.660 --> 00:20:00.120
GRANNY!

00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:03.800
'H-hi.. You made it out o' that hole!'

00:20:04.280 --> 00:20:04.840
Granny.

00:20:07.940 --> 00:20:08.880
You look good.(AKA: You're hot asf. HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME! Pewds said that)

00:20:09.300 --> 00:20:10.040
You look damn good.

00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:13.000
Lemme just- Ouhh... Nice.

00:20:13.500 --> 00:20:16.520
SMOKING THEM HERBS, ARE WE GRANNY?

00:20:17.080 --> 00:20:18.520
"Yeah, I'm in that dank shit!"

00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:20.080
Alright granny.

00:20:21.020 --> 00:20:22.000
Don't mind if I do.

00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:24.160
Don't mind if I help myself out, ya know.

00:20:24.500 --> 00:20:29.120
Uh, nod twice if you don't mind me taking your weed.

00:20:31.060 --> 00:20:32.220
'I can't move'

00:20:32.420 --> 00:20:34.260
Aww, well that's too bad, Granny. (;-;)

00:20:34.260 --> 00:20:37.100
That's too bad. I tried to- I tried to help you.

00:20:37.100 --> 00:20:38.080
HEY ____________!!!

00:20:39.680 --> 00:20:40.680
Eggcelent

00:20:41.120 --> 00:20:43.020
What a fucking shitty room you have here.

00:20:43.800 --> 00:20:45.440
*Reads*

00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:48.540
Alright, well that's how clocks fucking work, ya fucking idiot.

00:20:49.860 --> 00:20:52.380
Hey, do you know if there's a.... Ahh, nevermind.

00:20:53.060 --> 00:20:54.660
Hey, there's a box here.

00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:56.060
Let's open it!

00:21:01.420 --> 00:21:01.920
WOW!

00:21:04.340 --> 00:21:05.500
I'll take it. I'll take a lockpick.

00:21:08.900 --> 00:21:10.020
What else we got?

00:21:11.780 --> 00:21:13.520
You stocking me up, Granny!

00:21:15.080 --> 00:21:20.980
*Angelical singing*

00:21:21.360 --> 00:21:21.860
HEY!

00:21:21.860 --> 00:21:23.220
It's a treasure photo!

00:21:25.560 --> 00:21:33.240
*Tries to explain like a pro*

00:21:34.120 --> 00:21:35.640
Could I have been that stupid all along?

00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:38.320
There was a mannequin head in the toilet.

00:21:39.700 --> 00:21:43.320
Wut is this? Ouhh

00:21:45.900 --> 00:21:47.700
Yeah, we already found it, luckily.

00:21:49.260 --> 00:21:49.900
That's cool

00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:53.200
OH! Fuck yeah! Can't believe I almost missed that.

00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:54.420
Jeehzus Christ

00:21:55.020 --> 00:21:55.520
Ok

00:21:56.360 --> 00:21:57.880
That didn't even fucking help us, did it?

00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:02.260
Maybe there's a way to get up there!

00:22:04.220 --> 00:22:05.420
OH! What do we got?

00:22:07.600 --> 00:22:08.240
Found it!

00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:10.820
I tried to eh warn you Bros

00:22:11.280 --> 00:22:12.480
*Gator language*

00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:14.820
'You might get out..' I love you, Gator.

00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:17.320
But I need to do my doodies. (?)

00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:19.280
Let's go

00:22:20.120 --> 00:22:21.280
Modafuka

00:22:23.180 --> 00:22:23.980
Oh gawd

00:22:24.600 --> 00:22:26.140
Well actually, this is not that creepy

00:22:26.140 --> 00:22:27.620
HEY! It's a Christmas Tree..

00:22:28.820 --> 00:22:30.920
Ya know, for an attic, this is not that bad.

00:22:31.460 --> 00:22:32.480
Hey, and axe!

00:22:32.760 --> 00:22:35.260
Alright! What do I need with it-

00:22:35.780 --> 00:22:36.380
Oh my gawd

00:22:37.100 --> 00:22:39.780
These black-Fucking-Mannequins scare the shit out of meh

00:22:40.500 --> 00:22:43.220
Alright, we can play that in the trailer.

00:22:44.580 --> 00:22:46.660
Conviniently, we just got more space.

00:22:46.820 --> 00:22:47.620
Like, fuck.

00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:49.220
We got some magazines..

00:22:49.980 --> 00:22:52.820
OH!My favourite board game! Oh fishing.

00:22:52.820 --> 00:22:56.340
It's... Oh, it's...  great.

00:22:58.040 --> 00:22:59.360
Awhh, come on.

00:23:02.660 --> 00:23:04.080
How am I so full of shit? (Oh, you need the toilet?)

00:23:04.080 --> 00:23:06.520
Not the way you think I meant saying that. (Oh, nvm then.)

00:23:07.980 --> 00:23:09.980
L-Look at my holding the knife

00:23:11.040 --> 00:23:12.180
(AHH! OUR BELOVED PEWDIEPIE IS A STABBER!)

00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:17.280
Field of view. It's a funny thing, isn't it.

00:23:18.040 --> 00:23:18.680
Alright.

00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:24.060
Idk why they bother with these puzzles, 'cause they're so fucking easy.

00:23:26.040 --> 00:23:28.060
I have a feeling I'm gonna eat my words for dinner.

00:23:31.020 --> 00:23:31.520
Nope.

00:23:33.100 --> 00:23:37.980
There we go.     AXE MAN!!! Oh look!

00:23:40.320 --> 00:23:43.080
Good. I'm tired of walking into secret fucking rooms.

00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:44.540
Wut is dis

00:23:45.040 --> 00:23:46.780
Okay we got one of the keycards.

00:23:46.800 --> 00:23:48.720
FUCK! We're too full of shit!

00:23:49.980 --> 00:23:50.700
Honestly!

00:23:51.780 --> 00:23:55.520
I suppose I could take these. Oh, I have to make them with something.

00:23:55.780 --> 00:23:56.760
FFS

00:23:58.180 --> 00:23:59.860
Alright, cool, we got it.

00:24:05.760 --> 00:24:08.320
I have a feeling something bad is waiting for me downstairs (Me too)

00:24:08.320 --> 00:24:11.320
You know, everytime you progress, it's like.

00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:14.480
"Hey, you progressed, good job! NOW FUCK YOU!"

00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:15.580
"Hey, Sir Poods."

00:24:16.220 --> 00:24:17.400
"Good luck on your adventures."

00:24:17.560 --> 00:24:18.600
Thank you Gator

00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:20.600
Alright then.

00:24:21.380 --> 00:24:25.180
*Pewds trying to be cool.*

00:24:26.600 --> 00:24:27.380
It would make sense

00:24:27.380 --> 00:24:29.400
If I find another keycard.

00:24:30.220 --> 00:24:31.580
In this room.

00:24:32.020 --> 00:24:33.980
'Cause there's two Snake Rooms.

00:24:34.080 --> 00:24:36.160
OH! Look at that. What did I say?

00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:38.020
What did I say, huh? What did I say?

00:24:38.020 --> 00:24:39.300
GRANNY! You son(?) of a bitch!

00:24:39.540 --> 00:24:43.320
"Ahh... I hoped you wouldn't find it, you COCK SUCKA"

00:24:44.220 --> 00:24:45.200
I'm dissapointed

00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:48.360
Uh.. Alright. I will find it Granny.

00:24:48.360 --> 00:24:50.320
Don't you fucking worry about it.

00:24:50.320 --> 00:24:50.820
Alright

00:24:50.820 --> 00:24:52.600
"YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT"

00:24:53.280 --> 00:24:54.560
STFU GRANNY

00:24:55.500 --> 00:24:56.620
You don't know me

00:24:58.420 --> 00:25:01.580
Uh... Alright. So we just need to s- OH! So we need to set the time as the other clock.

00:25:01.860 --> 00:25:05.340
Alright, so let me just look at the time... BIATCH

00:25:06.120 --> 00:25:09.240
Uh... It's quarter past... ten.

00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:11.680
Is that it? Are we rrrrright? Yeah.

00:25:14.260 --> 00:25:14.920
Ahh. Fuck's sake.

00:25:17.620 --> 00:25:19.920
(PEWDS STOP TALKING, AND CONCENTRATE!)

00:25:22.120 --> 00:25:25.240
YEAHH THAT'S RIGHT, GRANNY! YOU WANNA JUMP IN, BATCH?

00:25:26.320 --> 00:25:28.220
YOU TRY TO HIDE IT FROM ME, MOTHAFUCKA?!

00:25:28.820 --> 00:25:30.660
Alright, down we go,

00:25:30.660 --> 00:25:32.440
Oh god. (Oh no)

00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:33.780
Oh fuck.

00:25:34.740 --> 00:25:38.000
It's okay. I got a shotgun. (Aww, Pewds. Always positive.) I feel safe with this thing. No gonna lie.

00:25:40.060 --> 00:25:43.840
How many fucking hidden rooms and shit do you need in a house?!

00:25:45.580 --> 00:25:47.100
To be fair, it's kinda awesome, though.

00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:48.920
Awhh, Jeesus Christ.

00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:51.060
Granny was onto some weird-

00:25:52.060 --> 00:25:53.980
Some weird hentai shit, man. (Lmao)

00:25:55.700 --> 00:25:58.480
There's- Awh, I don't have enough space, dude! Honestly.

00:26:00.840 --> 00:26:02.860
No, I'm not gonna w-

00:26:04.740 --> 00:26:07.240
(Wait, finish the sentence dude)

00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:10.320
(FINISH THE SENTENCE! No? Fine XD)

00:26:10.760 --> 00:26:11.820
The Workshop.

00:26:11.820 --> 00:26:12.460
Isn't it.

00:26:14.020 --> 00:26:16.300
Alright, so the lovely, lovely workshop is here..

00:26:16.300 --> 00:26:18.780
Fuck. This place made me so uneasy.

00:26:19.620 --> 00:26:20.560
It's, uh..

00:26:21.280 --> 00:26:23.200
Could it be the cow- cow legs?

00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.800
Idk. There's a keycard.

00:26:25.380 --> 00:26:26.100
Fuck yeah.

00:26:29.100 --> 00:26:32.140
I wanna get every fucking bit of ammo that I can.

00:26:33.300 --> 00:26:34.560
And I will.

00:26:35.580 --> 00:26:36.920
Hey, look! It's Mr. Moose!

00:26:40.620 --> 00:26:41.700
Ah, fuck you.

00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:48.880
You just had to go for a final-

00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:56.840
*Pewds insults the poor Mr. Monster.*

00:26:56.840 --> 00:26:58.500
Close the door, close the door.

00:26:58.500 --> 00:27:00.500
Hey, we're fine. Everything's fine.

00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:05.720
RIGHT? hehehe.

00:27:12.500 --> 00:27:13.700
Ah, fuck off, Zoe.

00:27:13.840 --> 00:27:14.340
*Random person called Zoe gets triggered*

00:27:15.060 --> 00:27:16.180
It's herb there.

00:27:21.660 --> 00:27:23.480
No, you're an asshole.

00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:28.000
OMG OKAY, WHAT?!

00:27:35.600 --> 00:27:36.100
Yes.

00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.220
In my pants. (LET'S TRASH THE PARTY!)

00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:49.040
Oh, okay, courtyard.

00:27:51.340 --> 00:27:52.420
EVERYBODY!

00:27:52.420 --> 00:27:54.980
Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, EVERYBODY! (Yes, Pewds.)

00:27:54.980 --> 00:27:57.040
Oh my gawd! I better hurry up!

00:27:58.040 --> 00:27:59.080
Hohomg!

00:28:03.040 --> 00:28:06.820
WTF U FUCKIN' ----- PIECE OF SHIT, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!

00:28:08.560 --> 00:28:09.460
ASSHOLE!

00:28:13.580 --> 00:28:14.080
God damn it!

00:28:18.600 --> 00:28:20.440
Burn in hell motherfucker.

00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:31.260
GR8! Now I wasted a bunch of fucking ammo- (PEWDS STOP COMPLAINING, ATLEAST YOU'RE ALIVE!)

00:28:31.820 --> 00:28:33.700
*Pewds sniffes bra*

00:28:33.980 --> 00:28:35.580
ALRIGHT! Now I'm ready. Back.

00:28:35.580 --> 00:28:38.040
*Sings a song about the save station*

00:28:39.860 --> 00:28:40.660
Oh, you can change ammo.

00:28:41.080 --> 00:28:43.740
Alright, I'm just gonna open these fucking doors really quick.

00:28:44.260 --> 00:28:45.000
Don't mind me.

00:28:45.380 --> 00:28:47.220
Welcome to Par- THANK YOU TOILET!

00:28:47.220 --> 00:28:49.360
Thank you for the warm welcoming!

00:28:49.360 --> 00:28:50.280
Omg

00:28:50.860 --> 00:28:53.760
Blue and red

00:28:55.580 --> 00:28:57.100
HEY! How about that everybody.

00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:58.780
*Imitates Jacksepticeye, fails*

00:29:04.060 --> 00:29:05.340
Is there like a party down there?

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:08.320
Hell yeah

00:29:08.900 --> 00:29:11.940
Alright. I've never been to a party before, I'm , I'm nervous.

00:29:13.180 --> 00:29:15.580
Oh, now I remember. I wanted to play the VHS tape.

00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:23.260
I hope I don't get to play it. I feel weird playing someone else, ya know.

00:29:25.760 --> 00:29:27.840
You play- It's too many layers man.

00:29:27.900 --> 00:29:30.480
Too many onions. (x2)

00:29:31.040 --> 00:29:33.260
*Reading*

00:29:33.840 --> 00:29:34.980
Fuck, we're definet-

00:29:43.500 --> 00:29:44.000
Why?

00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:47.540
Well, maybe 'cause I have hair and you're-

00:29:48.020 --> 00:29:49.240
(Inaudible)

00:30:06.100 --> 00:30:07.320
I'm not into this..

00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:15.440
Great. Oh, fuck, I'm playing.

00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:16.560
God damn it.

00:30:16.780 --> 00:30:20.640
Hey, how you doin' b- Oh, wow, that's... Fuck this.

00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:21.960
Fuck this.

00:30:22.340 --> 00:30:24.320
This is JUST what I didn't want.

00:30:25.360 --> 00:30:26.880
God fucking dammit.

00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:28.900
Alright, what did he set up for me.

00:30:29.340 --> 00:30:30.160
Fuck, man.

00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.400
This is definetly getting fucking scarier.

00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.580
By the- Omg a toilet. Thank god.

00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:42.320
(Um, wow Pewds)

00:30:43.740 --> 00:30:45.140
OMG IT'S- Ahh

00:30:45.700 --> 00:30:46.420
Hihi, wut?

00:30:48.040 --> 00:30:52.120
nuu... Naw...

00:31:01.420 --> 00:31:01.960
No, i-

00:31:09.020 --> 00:31:10.800
Oh wow, how nice. Oh, god dammit!

00:31:16.020 --> 00:31:17.460
I suppose it's not lit, huh?

00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:21.520
What's this? I suppose we gotta turn this somehow.

00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.020
To make sure we solve the puzzle, right.

00:31:28.140 --> 00:31:29.840
There's just a fucking rope in it.

00:31:32.500 --> 00:31:34.440
What do we got here? HEY! It's a birthday party.

00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:36.000
It's mah birthday.

00:31:36.020 --> 00:31:37.860
Happy Birthday! (Uh.. Happy Bday?)

00:31:39.020 --> 00:31:41.720
So I can lick that, potentionally get alot of shit.

00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:45.600
Alright, well this is a good time. I'm having a great time.

00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:49.620
I can lit them on the- Like that. Okay.

00:31:51.360 --> 00:31:54.080
I just need a... Pipe or some shiteuh.

00:31:56.660 --> 00:31:57.880
To solve this little puzzle.

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:01.600
I don't think I saw one. Unless there was one in te toilet

00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:06.940
Great...great

00:32:13.080 --> 00:32:14.720
You don't have to go so close to it.

00:32:15.460 --> 00:32:18.520
What is that? An hourgla- A t-a telescope.

00:32:19.580 --> 00:32:20.540
Df am I gonna do with-

00:32:26.100 --> 00:32:27.160
Wow, amazing.

00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:29.920
I see- I see everything now.

00:32:35.080 --> 00:32:38.600
*Reads* -Okay.

00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:44.940
Man, this is trickier than I though.

00:32:45.300 --> 00:32:47.500
It's like onions, it's got layers.(Lol)

00:32:48.100 --> 00:32:49.280
I can't stop saying that.

00:32:50.380 --> 00:32:54.220
Just like I can't stop making Jacksepticeye references.

00:32:54.940 --> 00:32:59.660
Um, maybe we can burn the rope? Let's try that.

00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:05.420
I got a caaandleee!

00:33:05.820 --> 00:33:07.160
Mudafukaa

00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:14.960
*Keeps singing, then says: * Someone commented that the house may be infected aswell.

00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:21.460
Because otherwise, it would've burnt down already.I don't know it it makes any fucking sense, but it was an interesting thought.

00:33:21.660 --> 00:33:29.380
HEYY! BALLOONS!!!! *Goes crazy about balloons*

00:33:29.660 --> 00:33:32.080
Hey, I found a balloon! I love balloons!

00:33:32.300 --> 00:33:39.020
Let's just fucking pop them all motherfucker ballons *Goes crazy again*

00:33:39.280 --> 00:33:43.460
Ah, fuck, I don't- *Tries to read*

00:33:43.620 --> 00:33:45.500
But the password is 'Happy'

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:50.440
Fuck. Okay, then what is this then?

00:33:51.120 --> 00:33:53.320
An uninflated rubber balloon.

00:33:53.360 --> 00:33:55.200
Maybe we can put that on the gas?

00:33:55.580 --> 00:33:56.620
Let's try that.

00:33:58.260 --> 00:34:02.100
It's probably a message inside the balloon, once it pops or some god dammit key.

00:34:02.180 --> 00:34:03.320
Light the candle

00:34:05.380 --> 00:34:06.260
NO!!!

00:34:06.560 --> 00:34:08.640
I guess that wouldn't work, would it?

00:34:10.160 --> 00:34:13.060
I mean, I literally could just go like this, could I?

00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:16.900
Really? I thought that would work.

00:34:17.940 --> 00:34:20.620
No wait, that's not where the gas was, the gas was over here.

00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:25.800
Oh, god. That's gonna hurt.

00:34:27.520 --> 00:34:28.020
Yeah.

00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:30.600
Definetly fucking sucked.

00:34:32.020 --> 00:34:33.380
EWWW

00:34:35.740 --> 00:34:37.180
Oh my gawd 0-0

00:34:37.780 --> 00:34:40.380
Why did you- AHHH

00:34:41.040 --> 00:34:43.940
Why didn't you take cover!? What the fuck.

00:34:45.600 --> 00:34:47.040
You fucking asshole.

00:34:50.100 --> 00:34:54.640
A quilt pen. Alright, that should probably fit this guy, right? Hey, you want a pen, buddy.

00:34:55.520 --> 00:34:58.140
WUT? It won't hold it properly?

00:34:58.140 --> 00:35:00.540
Well this game is just full of problems, isn't it?

00:35:00.540 --> 00:35:01.960
What the hell man

00:35:02.740 --> 00:35:04.180
Uhh, okay.

00:35:04.700 --> 00:35:07.180
Do you have a password for me, or something like that?

00:35:07.820 --> 00:35:10.600
Oh, I get it. Maybe we look through this.

00:35:11.140 --> 00:35:14.660
How do I clean it? I obvio-Obviously need to clean it.

00:35:14.980 --> 00:35:17.720
Uh, let's keep looking around. I-Pff.

00:35:18.200 --> 00:35:20.500
Who knows, maybe we'll find something.

00:35:21.300 --> 00:35:25.520
I feel like I have to try this, because it'll be so stupid if it works.

00:35:37.260 --> 00:35:39.980
OH! It washes it! Look at that!

00:35:40.300 --> 00:35:42.780
Cool! Oh, but it also gets the candle.

00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:47.200
Alright. So now that we have- Ugh, fuck off.

00:35:47.580 --> 00:35:51.700
Maybe now we could look here? 'Cause it does look like he would have the password.

00:35:54.020 --> 00:35:55.840
Yeah, that doesn't help me at all, does it.

00:35:58.300 --> 00:36:00.600
K, where would we look with the telescope?

00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:06.920
Uh... Lot of puzzles. Lot of puzzles. We're doing alright though. I think we're doing okay.

00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:10.220
I'm sure everyone's like "UGH WTF, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?!"

00:36:10.600 --> 00:36:15.260
"Ugh, you fucking idiot, how can you not know how to play this game, even though you're playing it blindy."

00:36:16.520 --> 00:36:19.800
"When I play games, I play them flawlessly, and I never make any mistakes."

00:36:20.380 --> 00:36:21.740
"'Cause I know all the games."

00:36:22.680 --> 00:36:25.960
Yeah, alright, alright, you said it buddy.

00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:31.560
So we washed off the telescope. The question is: Where do we use the telescope?

00:36:32.680 --> 00:36:42.740
I imagine we're gonna- Was that there before? Wut? Great.

00:36:44.340 --> 00:36:50.020
"'It won't stop coming out.' Just like me when I'm in bed, am I right? " -Pewdiepie 2017

00:36:52.180 --> 00:36:54.860
Okay, so now we have a winding key.

00:36:59.740 --> 00:37:04.780
Wtf is this. Okay, guess not! Lovely walls.

00:37:11.120 --> 00:37:14.000
Okay so.. Uh. We have.

00:37:14.680 --> 00:37:15.320
Feather.

00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:18.520
Winding key.

00:37:18.860 --> 00:37:22.540
Where would we use a winding key? Would you like a winding key?

00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:29.120
Maybe in the middle? OHH, alright.

00:37:29.240 --> 00:37:35.980
Alright, what you got for me, uh, Mr. Clown. (Inaudible) How you doing buddy? You look good. Glad you did your face reveal.

00:37:37.500 --> 00:37:39.300
Df was that? Was that all you did?

00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:44.740
In suppose he will draw the password.

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:46.640
If he gets a hold of the hand.

00:37:46.660 --> 00:37:52.340
But he can't fucking hold it. 'Cause it won't fit properly- He can't hold it properly.

00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:55.280
So what can we make him-

00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.340
Polerize- It'll fit it with a polerizing filter. (Wut?)

00:37:59.900 --> 00:38:03.780
So something will show up if we use it at the right spot.

00:38:05.080 --> 00:38:08.040
Did this image change? OH it changes!Oh, okay.

00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:12.740
So.. Hang, whatever the fuck that is, and baby.

00:38:13.500 --> 00:38:16.620
Okay. Alright! Heyy

00:38:17.140 --> 00:38:21.840
I think I'm doing pretty good. I think I'm pretty- Okay, so, Hang.

00:38:22.340 --> 00:38:24.760
Whatever the fuck THAT was..

00:38:25.660 --> 00:38:29.020
That one... It's a bird on a bell, or some shit.

00:38:29.600 --> 00:38:31.400
And... Baby.

00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.660
Justin Bieber. (Baby, baby, baby, Ohh!)

00:38:33.660 --> 00:38:35.400
There we go. HEY look at that.

00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:38.880
It's Jacksepticeye!

00:38:40.140 --> 00:38:43.520
A straw doll. FFS, can I get something that helps?

00:38:44.160 --> 00:38:47.900
I'm enjoying these puzzles actually. It's a nice change of phase.

00:38:48.420 --> 00:38:51.240
Fuck's sake. I don't... Can we combine?

00:38:51.980 --> 00:38:57.900
"Hey Pewdiepies How-How's it going, there's a stick up my ass." (Um.. Pewds needs help.)

00:38:58.340 --> 00:39:00.140
Df am I gonna do with this?

00:39:01.180 --> 00:39:02.520
Seriously, it doesn't fit?

00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:04.160
My gawd.

00:39:05.240 --> 00:39:10.200
Alright, okay.. Running fucking low on ideas here..

00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.000
Burn it? Really? Okay!

00:39:17.060 --> 00:39:19.020
Burn, Jacksepticeye... (MOUHAHAHAH!)

00:39:19.820 --> 00:39:25.240
Awhh, Yeah! Now OKAY! Cool! Hard to the touch.

00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:27.100
Got it. Okay.

00:39:28.560 --> 00:39:36.340
There you go, buddy. Well, FFS, you're supposed to hold the- God dammit, Cl- God- just- y- ahh.

00:39:38.180 --> 00:39:40.600
There we go. There you go.

00:39:41.380 --> 00:39:43.000
You're welcome

00:39:44.080 --> 00:39:44.720
Give it a-

00:39:46.740 --> 00:39:49.800
Ahhh! You creepy son of a bitch! Wtf.

00:39:51.540 --> 00:39:57.600
I don't want a hive five- WOAH NO! What the fuck- NO! Ah, 'loser'.

00:39:59.620 --> 00:40:01.820
You fuckin asshole!

00:40:09.160 --> 00:40:11.360
God damn it, wtf ya bitch..

00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:13.660
Oh my god

00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:18.040
Alright, the password is 'Loser' gr8.

00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:20.760
Where's the R? There we go.

00:40:21.020 --> 00:40:25.100
HEYY! Hey, how's it going everybody?

00:40:26.180 --> 00:40:34.640
*Pewds is so happy*

00:40:35.600 --> 00:40:41.580
Gotta actually remove the fucking water thing. Lemme guess: When I solve the puzzle, I just fuckin' die anyways, so.

00:40:42.600 --> 00:40:48.420
It's a good one , ain't it, when that happens. It's good. Good fun, good fun. It feels good, it feels great. Love it. 10/10. Best game.

00:40:50.500 --> 00:40:53.000
Now, I don't have to be, uh, wet anymore.

00:40:53.680 --> 00:40:57.340
When I piss myself, people will see it. (Df, Pewds.) God dammit.

00:40:58.780 --> 00:41:00.160
Yay!

00:41:03.020 --> 00:41:04.460
Happy fucking birthday.

00:41:05.660 --> 00:41:06.480
Ahh jeez.

00:41:12.120 --> 00:41:16.500
This guy is having  rough time.  Oh come on.

00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:26.460
Awwhhh, dude... I wish I..

00:41:29.240 --> 00:41:34.400
*Pewds shouting "NOOO!"*

00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:40.660
*Panic*

00:41:46.720 --> 00:41:49.720
What a sadistic fucking game.. Jesus Christ.

00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.080
My gawd.

00:42:00.540 --> 00:42:05.380
*Pewds thanking the crazy guy*

00:42:05.380 --> 00:42:10.040
ALRIGHT! Well I'm gonna end that episode there! Next episode, we're gonna go and PARTY! YEAH!(YAY!)

00:42:10.040 --> 00:42:11.160
Are you excited?

00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:20.260
This game is fucked up. I'm loving all the support that I'm getting.. I keep saying it, but it still means alot to me. And, uh.. I'm having alot of fun sharing it online.

00:42:20.260 --> 00:42:25.660
So thank you.. for watching it.. It means alot <3 And uh, I'll see you tomorrow! Stay awesome Bros.. (Buh-Bye!)