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Oh

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Upstairs

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F-HOW'S GOING BROS?

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What's good? Can this video hit 10 million likes, dammit, no

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Welcome back to another episode of resident evil three. You bros really love this, huh? Don't yah? *Awkward laugh*

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It's been a while since we had a series with this much ehh enthusiasm, for me playing.

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Uhh

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Bad news for me is I am the biggest fucking pussy  of all time apparently.

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Thank you very much..great..

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It's scary

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Also can we talk about the field of view in this fucking game...who HOLDS a knife like fucking this!

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Alright? (Chuckle)

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I'm fuking ready for ya boy!

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domo arigato :3

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Hello-- Ayy, I'm out! I'm free. I'm free everybody.

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Just gonna close this door, there we go...

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How's everyone doing? Oh my god this place is huage

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It's huage bros.

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Oh god...

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Okay, we're- we're out but, we're not safe yet!

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Don't worry...there's a herb here (;

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That's right

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I saw it

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Gunpowder

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I need all my shit. That I can get

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to survive this shit

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Luckily it's a, ya know, less scary now

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I was really, really not happy, too happy about last episode.

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Let's see what happens in here!

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Hello?

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Shaddup

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OH this is our new...

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area.

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Cool

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Nice and cozy, I like it :D

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Is there anything we can put here?

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I don't fuckin' know.

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Wait I can sleep?

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*gasp*

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oOH

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A broken gun

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What am I gonna do with that shit?

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SAVE STATION!

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Gotta love my save station. :DD

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What else we got

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EYY!!

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HELLOO

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Oh my gawd

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Can I wear this? (WTF pewds)

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pls

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Must be Zoe's

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heh

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alright.

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*chuckles*

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ho hO alright.

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Zoella?

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Are you there?

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I found your bra

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I know this is a lil weird for me to

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...

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God dammit.

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Must've changed her number

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Aye

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We got uh

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...

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Whatever the fuck that is

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Uh, steroids.

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Please,

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okay great.

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I need a key, I suppose.

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Stabilizers

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Alright

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Please chicken nuggets

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GAWD

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DAMMIT

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Hey it's that beautiful picture again

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Another coin...

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More of these fuckin

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another gun.

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Aaand

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a TV.

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*phone ringing*

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FO FUCK'S SAKE ZOE

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God dammit.

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Alright here we go

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Yes

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I did

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What does that mean

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I thought I was out

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So is mine

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Great

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Dude your mother, is fine.

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I wouldn't worry bout your mother

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I already dealt with the daddy..

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Alright, not a problem, not a pro-

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this looks very Fallout-y.

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Quite cosy, I like wha- I love what you've done with the place.

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What the fuck are all these things?

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What the hell did I just pick up...

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supplements.

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Can't be used as it is

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must...

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okay

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HEY LOOK IT'S A HEAD

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Hey how you doin' buddy

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just layin'

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okay I'll let you chill there

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I gotta go near the water

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I mean we're clearly infected as well

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Cause like we lost our arm and it was totally fine,

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and the way we kept getting hurt or whatever

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PLOT TWIST

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we can't go in this one?

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I suppose we gotta go here bros

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Alright nice,

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nice cosy little...

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I feel a lot better today,

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can you-can you tell

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I feel great

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I feel fantastic,

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near the water.

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Hey how's everyone-

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fuck

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Aw shit.

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This is where she ran.

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Fuck man, are those babies? (yep)

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Aw I love babies.

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LOVE what you done with the place!

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Yeah this is where Mia ran

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Fuck, they make a creepy noise

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nnNNLOX! (?)

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BBWEOX! (OH, box)

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'Sright box I don't play around.

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You're cool.

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Ya cool

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You're fine.

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BLEBHH

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BAWX! *shit*

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no? okay.

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Hey, how's everyone doin' in here?

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aw

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AWEUUUGH

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Fuckin'

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UGH, FUCK OFF

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fawk off

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fawk owf

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dats fokin rite

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jeezus christ

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It's bigger than my asshole..(of course pewds)

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my god..

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It looks like a plan for some sort of flamethrower

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It looks like a plan for some sorta flam thrower

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hey hey hay

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don't think I don't fuckin' see you

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Don't think i don't fucking see you

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Don't think I don't fucking see you (other subtitle girl here waddup)

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slash and dash and blash (??)

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slice!

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slice and dice (dies? idk)  and blice

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and dice!

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and blice!?

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Get the fuck away, get the fuck away

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get the fuck away get the fuck away

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get the fuck away

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okay

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That's cool

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That's cool

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I like flamethrowers

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I like flamthrowers

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I like to burn shit

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I like to burn shit

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Not a problem

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Not a problem

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O ma fucking god what the fuck is that

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What the fuck is that

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Don't like this

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Oh god

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Oh god

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oh god, oh god

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oh god, oh god

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Gotta get out (x3)

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Don't slice the beehives

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Don't slice the beehives, got it

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Got it

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AH fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ,fuck, fuck

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Goddamn these things are so fucking annoying!

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It's like a little "top o' the mornin' t' ya!" in my face

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Let's go here

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Let's go here

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Ah for fuck's sake

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Ah for fuck's sake

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How do i deal with these

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How do I deal with these?

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She's upstairs don't go up

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*reads the game subtitles*

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Fucking don't tell me what to do

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Fucking don't tell me what to do

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Fuck off!

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I'm not gonna die f.. okay fuck off

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Honestly, you're being super annoying

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Super, super

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Super.. Super

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HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS??

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Kay, we got a mouse-

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mousemap (he means house map)

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Hey I made it, how about that (Congratz)

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Is the spider ornament missing?

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Is the spider ornament missing?

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Fuck it is

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Okay, we gotta find the spider ornament

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Got anything good?

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Got anything good?

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BAWKS

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Right, this is not going too good

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Not gonna lie

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You might wanna get checked on those fucking mosquitos

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Hey garbage!

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HEYYY

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Fuck

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Do I need chem fluid?

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Do I need chem fluids?

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I need health alright shut the fuck.. shut the fuck (burps)UP

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I'm trying here

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Heyy

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Okay

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"Burner Grip"

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Burner grip

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It can be combined with something else

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We need that fucking flamethrower

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I WANT that fucking flamethrower

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I Want that fucking flamethrower

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I Deserve.. I think I Deserve a flamethrower

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I dunno about you

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I don't know about you but I think

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But I think I deserve it

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I've done pretty well in my l.. Hey this place looks nice

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I've done pretty well in my life

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Hey! This place looks nice! :o

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You can now c.. Thank fucking god

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Thank fucking god!

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SAVE STATION  :D

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♪SAVE STATION♪

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Gotta love my-

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♪GOTTA LOVE MY S..♪

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Okay well that was fast

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Okay well that was fast

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Am I doing good? (ye u are Pewds)

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(Hight voice) You doing great Pewds (normal voice) Aw thank you!

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Finally, someones being nice to me! c:

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Oh my god

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Oh my god

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Good thing I just fucking.. dropped a bunch of shit that I needed

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Alright, we got our new hang-out place

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What else do we need for the flamethrower? We saw the plans before.

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I'm not too happy about.. this

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I'm not too happy about.. this

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Not gonna lie

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Not gonna lie

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The fuck did I just do

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AHEY HEY look at that! Hey

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*laughs*

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Yeah no I did it *laughs*

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YeAH no yeah hey I did it

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I can place anything there? really? :D

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hEY OMMY GOD  I SOLVED THE PUZZLE

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Hey oh my god I solved da puzzle

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OH MY GOD

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Alright well I- I suppose we got-

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HEy its that picture of me again

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dammn I look good! (totally)

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damn that's instagramable!

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Fuck yeah

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Oh my god

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Ah those fucking mosquitos

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A KNIFE! a knife! a slice!

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im from of hood motherfuckers!

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that's right sweden! we're all hard! >:D

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HELL YEAH

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Not even a problem

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Not even a problem

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NOt even a problem

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If y'all gonna bring mosquitos up my ass

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Better bring da bigger ones (uh ya sure?)

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Cause I got a KNIEFE

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I got a fucking kneef

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Not a knife a kneef

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Ready to.. aAHH

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Who did that

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Who did that

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okay

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It's fine, it's fine

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's fine

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's fine

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Shawty! (Shotgun shells)

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Got-

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Gosh

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OHMYGOD

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Look how many there are

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Are those spiders?

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AUGH I hate spooders

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Nice spooders

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Nice spooders

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Nice nice spi- AGH

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Nice nice.. aH fuck fu.. je.. fu.. fu.. je.. shut da fuck up shut da fuck up

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FUCK SHU-FU- Shut the FUCk uP

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Why does everything attack me-

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Why does everything attack me

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AAAH ON MY HAND EW EW

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AHH THEY'RE ON MY HANDS UUGH UUGH

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What'd I get?

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Okay I can burn shit I clearly need to start burning shit

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Excusez moi

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Mademoiselle (french speaking ya know)

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OH My god you're fucking huge

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I just need

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uhhh

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just need a flamethrower

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just need a flamethrower

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I don't think that's too much to ask

00:11:56.400 --> 00:11:57.340
I asked Santa

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So apparently the boxes, you have to rotate them

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and then you can open them

00:12:02.740 --> 00:12:04.960
Yes *gasps* a lockpick

00:12:07.420 --> 00:12:10.100
See I didn't know that. How am I supposed to know that?

00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:14.560
(Leafy-ish voice) Uh pewdipie fukin idiot how can u not know that

00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:17.200
I'm like fucking.. I don't fucking know

00:12:18.380 --> 00:12:19.500
aAH it's huge

00:12:19.880 --> 00:12:20.580
Go away

00:12:20.660 --> 00:12:21.240
Disgusting

00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.120
Where did it go? Fuck

00:12:23.260 --> 00:12:24.700
Oh god it's even huger (thats what she said :P)

00:12:25.640 --> 00:12:27.660
I'm just gonna go in fuck you guys

00:12:28.740 --> 00:12:29.860
A'right get a job

00:12:30.140 --> 00:12:30.920
Get a fucking job

00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:34.280
Heyyy

00:12:34.280 --> 00:12:35.760
What's happening everyone

00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:37.080
Can I combine?

00:12:38.620 --> 00:12:40.080
Ahh I would like to..

00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:42.340
with..

00:12:43.140 --> 00:12:43.740
Heyy

00:12:43.740 --> 00:12:44.660
Oh I did it (congratz)

00:12:45.060 --> 00:12:47.040
Hii Hoa we did it

00:12:47.040 --> 00:12:50.340
Now it's time to fucking burn some motherfucking mosquitos

00:12:51.060 --> 00:12:53.340
Although I really wanna make another..

00:12:53.560 --> 00:12:54.680
Maybe if I heal..

00:12:56.680 --> 00:12:57.980
I need to heal anyway

00:12:58.260 --> 00:12:59.120
'nd then I get the herb

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A'right well it's time to play with my fucking rules

00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:04.840
Aye mosquitos

00:13:05.540 --> 00:13:06.340
More like..

00:13:06.640 --> 00:13:08.520
I don't wanna.. I don't wanna waste it actually

00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:10.980
Fuck

00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:13.800
There we go

00:13:13.800 --> 00:13:14.500
Not a problem

00:13:16.020 --> 00:13:16.540
Who's that

00:13:16.800 --> 00:13:17.560
Loch ness?

00:13:18.180 --> 00:13:19.780
More like suck-a-dickness (wowOw 10/10 comedy)

00:13:19.980 --> 00:13:20.640
Got 'em

00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:22.220
Got 'em

00:13:23.620 --> 00:13:24.740
Aye mosquitos

00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:25.780
More like..

00:13:26.580 --> 00:13:27.180
Umm

00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:29.700
Go-fucking-diesquitos

00:13:32.260 --> 00:13:32.820
Got 'em

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(Whiny voice) oOh no your little home died, well that's too fucking bad

00:13:37.820 --> 00:13:39.600
Next time don't be a f..

00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:42.880
oOh my god it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work

00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:46.120
Why won't you fucking die jesus christ

00:13:47.700 --> 00:13:48.300
Rude

00:13:49.280 --> 00:13:50.980
How do I kill it I need to kill it

00:13:55.760 --> 00:13:57.320
How is it not dead yet?

00:13:59.520 --> 00:14:01.260
Fuck, I've wasted so much

00:14:02.040 --> 00:14:03.400
(are you) Kidding me

00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:07.000
Ah fuck, I need a lever or some shit

00:14:07.340 --> 00:14:09.980
This is.. I'm not.. I'm not too good at games alright

00:14:09.980 --> 00:14:13.840
I'm fucking trying, that's all you need to know a'right fine, I'll find it

00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:16.360
..find it. Hello?

00:14:18.060 --> 00:14:18.560
Fuck

00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:21.560
They don't like me, I don't know what I did

00:14:22.180 --> 00:14:24.000
bUUURRRN

00:14:24.140 --> 00:14:25.480
THAT'S RAAAAHHGT >:D

00:14:26.760 --> 00:14:28.880
FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKKA

00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.740
NOpe Shut the fuck up

00:14:31.460 --> 00:14:32.780
K.. What've we got?

00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:34.880
Chem fluid and chem fluid

00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.060
Can I.. I need all of those

00:14:37.740 --> 00:14:40.880
Where's my uh fucking hub station I.. I'm lost

00:14:41.260 --> 00:14:42.120
Shut the fuck up

00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:44.000
Shut the fuck up

00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:45.920
Fine 'm fine

00:14:45.980 --> 00:14:46.780
Doing great

00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:48.760
In fact I'm doing quite swell

00:14:49.300 --> 00:14:54.300
I am proud of myself okay? I don't need you tuh.. be condescending to me in the comments all the time

00:14:55.180 --> 00:14:55.880
Just me 'nd ma knaif

00:14:56.100 --> 00:14:56.820
And my bros

00:14:57.500 --> 00:14:59.540
We stab people.. not a big deal

00:15:01.420 --> 00:15:02.340
Damn I look good

00:15:02.420 --> 00:15:02.940
Evrytiem

00:15:02.940 --> 00:15:03.560
*kissing teeth* Damn

00:15:04.040 --> 00:15:04.820
*slurp* So sexy

00:15:05.880 --> 00:15:06.520
Fuck yeah

00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:09.940
Now.. where were we? idk

00:15:10.700 --> 00:15:12.120
Aaaah oh yeah

00:15:12.220 --> 00:15:12.960
The cabinet

00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:15.120
The spooder cabinet

00:15:16.140 --> 00:15:20.380
Mine aand fucking mine thank you very much spiders fucking assholes

00:15:22.040 --> 00:15:24.220
How are you guys with insects and shit I'm like..(like wut)

00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:29.520
Flame rounds.. ammo for granade launcher

00:15:29.940 --> 00:15:32.240
Well I don't fucking have a granade launcher do I?

00:15:32.860 --> 00:15:33.360
Okay

00:15:33.520 --> 00:15:34.260
Happy about that

00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:36.760
O my gawd

00:15:41.160 --> 00:15:42.900
Can you kindly fuck off (anything for senpai)

00:15:48.880 --> 00:15:50.660
It won't fucking die will it?

00:15:54.020 --> 00:15:56.740
It's like fucking layers it's like onions

00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:01.620
Hey look at that I cleared a path for everyone

00:16:02.020 --> 00:16:03.700
My name is Jacksepticoeye

00:16:05.800 --> 00:16:06.300
Okay

00:16:06.460 --> 00:16:07.720
A'right I'm happy about that

00:16:09.160 --> 00:16:11.480
Let me just-uh squeeze right through here buddy

00:16:12.380 --> 00:16:13.300
Hey buddy you London? (ayy phandom waddup) lol

00:16:14.100 --> 00:16:14.600
Sorry

00:16:14.760 --> 00:16:15.260
Oop

00:16:15.380 --> 00:16:16.900
Heyy almost missed you

00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:21.200
Top o' the mornin' t' ya

00:16:22.800 --> 00:16:24.420
*Doing a funny impression of Jse idek what he's saying*

00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:25.820
Great

00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:29.460
aAyy I'll take that

00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:31.460
*girl voice* Hello?

00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:34.500
How ya doin buddy?

00:16:34.640 --> 00:16:35.620
Heyy how ya doin?

00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:36.360
Hey baby

00:16:36.560 --> 00:16:37.340
Good to see you

00:16:37.340 --> 00:16:37.980
Gimme a kiss

00:16:40.160 --> 00:16:40.860
Yeah no more bullshit

00:16:49.220 --> 00:16:51.180
Aah yada yada yada yada

00:16:52.160 --> 00:16:52.800
That's me

00:17:00.280 --> 00:17:01.980
*Laughs*

00:17:01.980 --> 00:17:02.640
That's funny

00:17:02.640 --> 00:17:04.120
*Keeps laughing*

00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:06.780
Ayy lmao look at that I found the thing fucking hell

00:17:07.700 --> 00:17:10.180
Sorry but I don't really give a shit about you Mia anymore

00:17:10.180 --> 00:17:11.320
You're kind of a..

00:17:11.860 --> 00:17:13.500
Kind of like not worth it a'right?

00:17:15.020 --> 00:17:16.500
There are other asses out there

00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:18.620
a'right that I can be tappin' right now

00:17:19.360 --> 00:17:22.260
Yours is pretty.. pretty low on the list.. Mia

00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:23.340
Thank you very much

00:17:23.900 --> 00:17:27.100
More like Mia don't wanna, ha, see ya haha (dammit the puns)

00:17:28.140 --> 00:17:29.100
aAH

00:17:30.100 --> 00:17:30.600
I-

00:17:32.100 --> 00:17:35.100
eehhhhhhhhhhh! (tf)

00:17:35.100 --> 00:17:38.400
No, no, (deck the halls tune) no no no no no no no

00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:40.400
no no no no no, no no no no

00:17:40.500 --> 00:17:41.900
AaAH

00:17:41.900 --> 00:17:43.200
What the fuck is happening?

00:17:43.300 --> 00:17:44.300
Fuck off

00:17:45.800 --> 00:17:47.700
Ah shit they're fucking everywhere now

00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:51.500
Excuse me, uh, mosquitoes

00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:53.200
would you kindly fucking die?

00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:54.200
Aye, aye aye aye

00:17:56.700 --> 00:17:57.300
Who said that?

00:17:59.900 --> 00:18:00.800
Are there more-

00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:06.800
Fuck off, like honestly. I'm fucking done. I'm done. I'm done. (same)

00:18:07.500 --> 00:18:08.000
I'm dun. |-/

00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:09.500
Stop

00:18:09.900 --> 00:18:11.000
Stop. Everyone, stop.

00:18:11.600 --> 00:18:12.100
Onion

00:18:12.600 --> 00:18:14.200
That's right fucking onions.

00:18:15.600 --> 00:18:17.300
Is it dead? I don't care. I don't care.

00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:18.600
At this point, I'm done.

00:18:19.600 --> 00:18:20.100
I'm done.

00:18:21.900 --> 00:18:22.400
Great.

00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:23.900
Glad we did this.

00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:26.900
It's fine. I know where I need to go.

00:18:26.900 --> 00:18:29.200
I don't fucking need any of this bullshit, alright?

00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:29.900
I had a long day.

00:18:30.600 --> 00:18:31.100
Fuck.

00:18:31.100 --> 00:18:32.200
Okay, I'm just gonna go.

00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:33.100
I'm just gonna go.

00:18:33.500 --> 00:18:34.000
Hey buddy.

00:18:34.500 --> 00:18:35.700
Hey buddy, hey buddy

00:18:35.700 --> 00:18:36.200
London (ayyee)

00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:37.700
Lat's talk about it.

00:18:38.460 --> 00:18:39.400
I can't. I - I -

00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:40.820
Fuck off. Fuck off.

00:18:40.820 --> 00:18:41.420
Honestly.

00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:42.980
Shh-fucking pain in my ass.

00:18:43.740 --> 00:18:44.640
Damn. I look good tho

00:18:44.740 --> 00:18:45.400
Damn, I look good.

00:18:46.620 --> 00:18:47.500
Damn. I look good tho. (We get it pewds)

00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:50.300
This is going excellent.

00:18:50.300 --> 00:18:51.540
I'm very proud of myself.

00:18:52.980 --> 00:18:54.400
Alright. Let's do this spooder test.

00:18:55.440 --> 00:18:56.180
See if po-

00:18:56.180 --> 00:18:56.740
Ah! Oh!

00:18:56.740 --> 00:18:57.580
I think I got it there.

00:18:57.580 --> 00:18:58.300
I think I-

00:18:58.300 --> 00:18:59.680
I think I had it there for a...

00:19:00.300 --> 00:19:01.400
That's a spooder.

00:19:01.900 --> 00:19:03.200
That's a spooder right there.

00:19:03.900 --> 00:19:04.400
Hell yeah!

00:19:04.500 --> 00:19:05.600
I know my spooders.

00:19:05.900 --> 00:19:06.500
I know-

00:19:06.500 --> 00:19:07.700
This whole fucking place?

00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:09.600
Surr*burp*ounded by spooders.

00:19:09.900 --> 00:19:11.200
There's spooders everywhere.

00:19:11.800 --> 00:19:12.600
Don't like it.

00:19:13.500 --> 00:19:14.140
Not-

00:19:14.800 --> 00:19:15.900
Not a fan of spooders (same).

00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:17.600
Where was I?

00:19:17.600 --> 00:19:18.100
Oh yeah.

00:19:18.100 --> 00:19:19.600
I should do a quick save, shouldn't I?

00:19:19.700 --> 00:19:20.600
What do you think?

00:19:20.600 --> 00:19:21.500
Tell me. *click wink*

00:19:21.500 --> 00:19:22.360
Love you, too.

00:19:22.700 --> 00:19:23.700
You're so nice to me.

00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:27.300
Love this little place I've got going here.

00:19:28.600 --> 00:19:30.900
"I shouldn't have wasted so much flamethrower fuel?"

00:19:30.900 --> 00:19:31.520
Well...

00:19:31.520 --> 00:19:34.700
You know uh... hahahahahaha *deep breath*

00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:37.340
Yeah. You're probably right. *laughs*

00:19:37.600 --> 00:19:38.500
They came everywhere!

00:19:38.500 --> 00:19:39.400
What am I supposed to do?

00:19:39.400 --> 00:19:40.200
Just be like *fart noise*

00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:40.860
No?

00:19:41.300 --> 00:19:42.300
Exactly. (what)

00:19:42.600 --> 00:19:43.400
And look at this.

00:19:43.900 --> 00:19:44.400
I know what I'm-

00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:45.060
No.

00:19:45.700 --> 00:19:46.700
I know what I'm doing. Alright?

00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:49.120
I'm good with this.

00:19:50.800 --> 00:19:51.640
Seems pretty good.

00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:53.020
Pretty good, Bros.

00:19:53.500 --> 00:19:54.000
Look at that.

00:19:54.100 --> 00:19:55.120
Look how much ammo I have.

00:19:55.120 --> 00:19:56.080
Aren't you proud of me?

00:19:56.100 --> 00:19:57.060
I'm proud of me.

00:19:59.200 --> 00:19:59.800
Here we go.

00:20:01.060 --> 00:20:02.100
Let's go through the-

00:20:02.700 --> 00:20:04.180
*creepy female groans*

00:20:04.300 --> 00:20:04.940
Oh!

00:20:05.520 --> 00:20:06.160
What?

00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:07.220
Bitch is coming?

00:20:07.700 --> 00:20:08.800
Well, fuck that. I'm out.

00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:14.940
Oh god. Is there spiders?

00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:17.640
Why aren't you walking dude? Don't be a fucking pussy.

00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:21.820
-Eww-

00:20:22.500 --> 00:20:24.200
*disgusted sounds*

00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:25.600
Ugh!

00:20:27.300 --> 00:20:28.040
It's fine. (No it's not)

00:20:28.040 --> 00:20:29.580
They can't hurt you. (That's true.)

00:20:29.580 --> 00:20:31.580
Unless there's like a million of them.
(Thanks for the nightmares.)

00:20:32.460 --> 00:20:33.440
They can probably eat you.
(Ugh)

00:20:34.520 --> 00:20:35.620
Fucking bugs, man. (No thanks)

00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:38.680
Never liked that movie. Bugs, the movie.

00:20:38.680 --> 00:20:40.680
I never- never- we never was a fan of it.

00:20:40.680 --> 00:20:41.740
Eh. Too many bugs. *war flashbacks*

00:20:41.740 --> 00:20:42.900
Too many bugs. (*shivers*)

00:20:43.600 --> 00:20:44.480
Hey!

00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:45.500
Hey!!

00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:46.800
Oh!

00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:48.540
Oooh!!

00:20:50.700 --> 00:20:51.800
So, we went there.

00:20:51.800 --> 00:20:53.740
As Mia, and we got caught.

00:20:54.500 --> 00:20:56.500
So, we need the sparrow key, I think.

00:20:56.780 --> 00:20:58.020
Or some shit like that.

00:20:58.240 --> 00:20:58.980
"Zoe,

00:20:58.980 --> 00:21:02.400
You tried to sneak up on the second floor again, didn't you?"

00:21:04.180 --> 00:21:05.200
She types very nice.

00:21:05.800 --> 00:21:06.860
I like her handwriting.

00:21:07.580 --> 00:21:08.080
Alright.

00:21:08.900 --> 00:21:09.600
Aye!

00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:11.300
Ayyyyee!

00:21:12.600 --> 00:21:14.520
Come on. I need solid fuel.

00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.160
Everyone has that ra-

00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:18.920
Lying around in their house, don't they?

00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:20.300
Come on, you know it.

00:21:20.600 --> 00:21:21.580
I know it.

00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:22.800
Ummm...

00:21:23.140 --> 00:21:25.000
This fucking place sucks, alright?

00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:26.620
Fucking hate bugs.

00:21:26.620 --> 00:21:28.620
I can suck a big fat bug dick. (plz don't)

00:21:29.860 --> 00:21:30.400
Oh.

00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:31.140
Ohohohohohoho.

00:21:31.140 --> 00:21:33.380
-Santa makes a cameo-

00:21:33.380 --> 00:21:34.480
BAWKS (box)

00:21:35.700 --> 00:21:36.620
That's right, Box.

00:21:36.620 --> 00:21:38.140
Ain't nobody fuck with my-

00:21:38.660 --> 00:21:39.520
Oh god whada-

00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:42.200
Ayy lmao what the fuck!

00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:43.540
"Ey. Pewdiepie!"

00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:47.460
"You're not doing to great, are you, Pewdiepie?"

00:21:48.220 --> 00:21:49.080
Hey, I'm trying.

00:21:49.420 --> 00:21:50.260
I got a crank.

00:21:51.580 --> 00:21:53.280
Oh I ne- I know where we use that.

00:21:55.500 --> 00:21:56.920
It's pretty straightforward, isn't it?

00:21:58.140 --> 00:22:00.000
Well, no wonder she got fucking caught down here.(idiot)

00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:01.300
It's a dead fucking end.

00:22:01.300 --> 00:22:02.840
-Uelggh- Disgusting.

00:22:04.860 --> 00:22:05.540
Ah! No.

00:22:05.540 --> 00:22:06.780
Don't make me kill you.

00:22:07.120 --> 00:22:08.780
Hey x4

00:22:08.780 --> 00:22:09.360
Hey buddy.

00:22:09.360 --> 00:22:10.300
He-he-he-hey!

00:22:10.300 --> 00:22:10.800
WHOAHP!

00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:11.660
GOT EM!

00:22:12.320 --> 00:22:13.000
Fuck you.

00:22:13.860 --> 00:22:15.220
Not even a problem.

00:22:15.740 --> 00:22:17.740
Not even a fukin preblem.

00:22:18.580 --> 00:22:20.580
-Ei-ni-nai-ri-nai-rin-
(must be some ancient prayer)

00:22:20.580 --> 00:22:21.280
Oh you wanna-

00:22:21.280 --> 00:22:22.100
You brought a knife-

00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:22.940
You gotta-

00:22:22.940 --> 00:22:23.640
-pprapp-

00:22:24.060 --> 00:22:24.560
Got em.

00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:27.380
Got em. Hey! We can crank this!

00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:29.920
I can crank yo' ass.

00:22:30.300 --> 00:22:31.040
bOi.

00:22:31.340 --> 00:22:32.980
There's clearly something down there.

00:22:34.620 --> 00:22:35.640
I thought for sure I could use it-

00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:36.580
Oh! There we go. Okay.

00:22:37.900 --> 00:22:38.700
Crank it up. ♪

00:22:39.540 --> 00:22:41.540
♪ Whenever you feel like shit. ♫

00:22:42.700 --> 00:22:43.200
♫ Just-

00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:44.740
Oh! There we go. Very nice.

00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:45.540
Alright.

00:22:45.820 --> 00:22:46.860
Can I take the crank back?

00:22:46.860 --> 00:22:47.540
I can.

00:22:47.540 --> 00:22:48.340
Excellent.

00:22:48.820 --> 00:22:51.200
Saves us a little bit of time, doesn't it?

00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:53.400
Alright. Nobody-

00:22:53.400 --> 00:22:54.680
Nobody fuck with me right now.

00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:55.420
Imma-

00:22:56.020 --> 00:22:56.860
I've a bad hair day.

00:22:57.500 --> 00:22:58.000
Wait.

00:22:59.780 --> 00:23:00.420
Wrong way.

00:23:01.600 --> 00:23:02.100
Now.

00:23:07.120 --> 00:23:07.740
Okay.

00:23:07.740 --> 00:23:10.160
Alright x4

00:23:10.160 --> 00:23:10.920
I'm goin'.

00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:11.420
Eyy,

00:23:11.420 --> 00:23:12.300
You're a cocksucker.

00:23:12.300 --> 00:23:13.000
You're a cocksucker.

00:23:14.100 --> 00:23:15.420
You're a cocksucker.

00:23:16.120 --> 00:23:17.140
You're a cocksucker.

00:23:17.140 --> 00:23:17.920
Shut the fuck up.

00:23:18.200 --> 00:23:18.920
Oh!

00:23:19.140 --> 00:23:19.640
That's-

00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:21.300
That's where I need to go.

00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:22.220
That's-

00:23:22.520 --> 00:23:23.360
How do I get there?

00:23:24.500 --> 00:23:25.960
Damn, she look thick as fuck though.

00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:26.600
Honestly.

00:23:26.600 --> 00:23:27.600
Like, I would tap it.

00:23:27.600 --> 00:23:28.680
Don't tell Marzia though. (got ya pewds)

00:23:34.580 --> 00:23:35.340
Wa-was that awkward?

00:23:35.340 --> 00:23:36.880
Have we gotten a little silent there?

00:23:37.100 --> 00:23:38.040
Sorry. My bad.

00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:38.980
My bad.

00:23:39.680 --> 00:23:41.180
She's not a scary as Jack.

00:23:41.180 --> 00:23:42.000
I don't know what it is.

00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:42.500
Like.

00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:43.920
I- usually, women scares me more but

00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:45.920
She's just a fucking granny. You know?

00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:47.360
She's got bugs and shit.

00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:48.100
I don't give a fuck.

00:23:48.780 --> 00:23:50.360
Do I look like I give a fuck, Mr. Kitty?

00:23:50.660 --> 00:23:52.360
"Hell no. You don't look like you give any shits."

00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:54.360
That's fucking right, Mr. Kitty.

00:23:54.360 --> 00:23:55.960
She's such a fucking cunt.

00:23:57.820 --> 00:23:58.700
Like, honestly.

00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:06.860
"Fucking SHITCOCK" *HAHAHAHA*

00:24:06.860 --> 00:24:08.860
*Laughs some more*

00:24:12.180 --> 00:24:13.460
Shitcock  *shakes head* That's-

00:24:13.900 --> 00:24:15.040
Gets me every time.

00:24:15.660 --> 00:24:16.160
Alright-

00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:16.860
I don't know. I-

00:24:16.860 --> 00:24:18.340
She's in the fucking way.

00:24:18.340 --> 00:24:19.160
Like, I don't wanna-

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:21.500
it's just so fucking annoying.

00:24:23.780 --> 00:24:24.780
She's still here.

00:24:24.780 --> 00:24:25.760
I swear to god.

00:24:26.860 --> 00:24:28.200
This is video game logics.

00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:29.660
If- heh-

00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:32.400
If I don't see them, they don't see me.

00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:33.400
Right?

00:24:36.220 --> 00:24:37.580
Hopada-whoppada

00:24:37.580 --> 00:24:38.480
That fucking worked?

00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:39.880
Are you fucking kidding me?

00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:43.660
Oh my god x2

00:24:43.660 --> 00:24:44.420
Fuck off.

00:24:44.420 --> 00:24:46.000
Fuck off, mosquitoes.

00:24:49.360 --> 00:24:50.280
Jesus.

00:24:50.280 --> 00:24:51.180
Satans.

00:24:51.820 --> 00:24:52.600
Fucking shi-

00:24:52.600 --> 00:24:53.980
I don't have time for mosquitoes.

00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:57.680
Fuck off.

00:24:57.680 --> 00:24:58.540
Oh! I got them.

00:24:59.100 --> 00:24:59.780
There's one more.

00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:02.640
Fuck.

00:25:03.220 --> 00:25:04.020
Knife!

00:25:04.180 --> 00:25:04.860
Got em.

00:25:05.560 --> 00:25:06.060
Nice.

00:25:06.060 --> 00:25:07.120
That was fucking nice.

00:25:07.120 --> 00:25:08.560
He-Hell to the yeah.

00:25:08.560 --> 00:25:09.080
We did it.

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:11.560
Oh so you see your health on the watch.

00:25:11.560 --> 00:25:13.520
I didn't realize that. (srsly pewds it's been so obvious the whole time)

00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:15.460
I never w- looked at my watch.

00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:17.460
I don't know which button I even use to look at it with.

00:25:19.140 --> 00:25:20.180
Fuck. I'm a pro.

00:25:20.700 --> 00:25:21.320
Well. (lol)

00:25:22.100 --> 00:25:23.800
Good time. Cause I fucking need it

00:25:27.260 --> 00:25:28.720
Alright. The crow should be in here.

00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:29.540
There it is. Nice.

00:25:30.420 --> 00:25:33.460
And in the toilet of course, we'd find some treasures.
(sounds legit)

00:25:34.300 --> 00:25:36.400
Fuck I don't have enough space for the coin (wtf game logic)

00:25:39.040 --> 00:25:41.040
Let's check the window and see if she's in there.

00:25:41.280 --> 00:25:42.180
Yeah. She is.

00:25:44.100 --> 00:25:45.440
S- Wait for her to leave.

00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:52.420
Here it is.

00:25:52.420 --> 00:25:53.160
Here's the bridge.

00:25:55.580 --> 00:25:56.080
Okay.

00:25:56.080 --> 00:25:56.580
Alright.

00:25:56.580 --> 00:25:57.080
We're good.

00:25:57.820 --> 00:25:58.320
Sorta.

00:25:58.320 --> 00:25:58.820
Not really.

00:25:58.820 --> 00:25:59.840
Not fucking at all. (door in 3)

00:25:59.840 --> 00:26:00.340
(2)

00:26:00.340 --> 00:26:00.840
(1)

00:26:00.840 --> 00:26:02.060
*SCREAMS*

00:26:02.820 --> 00:26:03.800
NoOOOO!

00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:06.320
FUCKING ASSHOLE!

00:26:06.820 --> 00:26:07.320
HEY!

00:26:07.320 --> 00:26:07.820
BITCH!

00:26:08.120 --> 00:26:09.560
Have you heard of- ah- fuck-

00:26:09.560 --> 00:26:10.400
I was gonna flame her.

00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:11.820
Nooooooooo!

00:26:11.820 --> 00:26:13.440
I hate water. Not water.

00:26:13.440 --> 00:26:14.220
Not water.

00:26:16.320 --> 00:26:17.380
Fuck you, Granny.

00:26:18.600 --> 00:26:19.740
What do I do now?

00:26:21.100 --> 00:26:23.100
Granny, why don't you come and fuck off.

00:26:25.900 --> 00:26:26.700
What do I do?!

00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:30.380
Fuck off!!

00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:36.420
Oh! Oh!!

00:26:37.320 --> 00:26:39.600
♪ Get up. Get up. Get out♪ - Ow.

00:26:41.940 --> 00:26:43.140
We've been fuckin!

00:26:43.140 --> 00:26:44.560
I've put IT in her asshole.

00:26:45.560 --> 00:26:46.780
That's right mother fucker.

00:26:48.280 --> 00:26:49.140
I'm going up.

00:26:51.700 --> 00:26:52.800
I don't like it.

00:26:52.800 --> 00:26:53.720
I don't like holes.

00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:55.920
Except Zoe's hole ;D

00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:57.920
Got em! Got em!

00:27:01.760 --> 00:27:03.060
Fuck. This one tho.

00:27:05.080 --> 00:27:05.580
Fuck.

00:27:05.580 --> 00:27:06.900
Okay. This is not going great.

00:27:06.900 --> 00:27:07.800
It's not going great.

00:27:09.700 --> 00:27:11.700
(Look at that concentration)

00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:14.160
(Go kill em, Pewds)

00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:18.320
*intense lip biting*

00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:22.720
Go. Go.

00:27:24.220 --> 00:27:24.720
Ah.

00:27:25.280 --> 00:27:26.220
How do I get rid of her?

00:27:26.220 --> 00:27:27.440
I don't know. I honestly don't know.

00:27:30.220 --> 00:27:32.220
(Oh no. Pewds is mad.)

00:27:32.220 --> 00:27:32.920
(U ded)

00:27:36.360 --> 00:27:37.420
Are you fucking kidding me?

00:27:37.420 --> 00:27:38.600
Did I make it? For real?

00:27:44.300 --> 00:27:44.840
What?! (wot)

00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:47.120
I mean-

00:27:47.120 --> 00:27:49.120
YEAH B- SON! *laughs*

00:27:50.380 --> 00:27:51.900
I legit had given up.

00:27:51.900 --> 00:27:53.240
I didn't think I would make it.

00:27:54.280 --> 00:27:54.780
Great.

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:55.380
Alright.

00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:56.400
Nice!

00:27:57.020 --> 00:27:57.520
!

00:27:58.420 --> 00:27:58.920
Huh!

00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:02.880
Well. I wasted all my fucking ammo.

00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:04.880
I didn't think shotgun ammo worked on that bitch.

00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.760
Not gonna lie.

00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:07.380
Hey look. It's me.

00:28:08.360 --> 00:28:08.980
Wow.

00:28:09.360 --> 00:28:09.940
So pretty.

00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:12.240
Oh god.

00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:13.580
"Target acquired?"

00:28:17.420 --> 00:28:19.040
Oh hey. It's jacksepticeye.

00:28:19.460 --> 00:28:20.060
Nice.

00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:23.680
"Regarding the series serum"

00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.680
"The following items be able synthesize serum."

00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.880
"D-Series cranial nerve"

00:28:28.220 --> 00:28:30.020
"D-Series peripheral nerve"

00:28:31.800 --> 00:28:33.800
I think that's it as well, my man.

00:28:34.600 --> 00:28:35.440
Mah buddy.

00:28:35.740 --> 00:28:36.700
Mah boo.

00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:37.600
Mah bae.

00:28:37.600 --> 00:28:38.100
Mah bow.

00:28:38.100 --> 00:28:38.600
My bro.

00:28:39.400 --> 00:28:40.260
Mah ho.

00:28:41.060 --> 00:28:41.560
Ah-

00:28:41.560 --> 00:28:42.440
Zoe, please.

00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:42.940
Please.

00:28:42.940 --> 00:28:43.880
I'm looting right no-

00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:44.620
Okay, fine.

00:28:45.300 --> 00:28:45.800
Hallo?

00:28:46.300 --> 00:28:46.860
What up?

00:28:46.860 --> 00:28:47.700
It's your boy.

00:28:49.660 --> 00:28:50.400
Yes, I did.

00:28:52.420 --> 00:28:54.000
And her fucking bugs. That's fucking right.

00:28:56.780 --> 00:28:58.460
heh "Sorry about that."

00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:10.960
Of course. As we all do. As we-

00:29:13.300 --> 00:29:14.720
No I want to get out of here.

00:29:22.060 --> 00:29:22.660
Hey.

00:29:23.100 --> 00:29:24.660
Hey. Zoe. Alright.

00:29:24.660 --> 00:29:25.260
Alright.

00:29:25.620 --> 00:29:27.620
Fuck. I didn't mean to click that. That's fucking annoying.

00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.720
I wonder if there's like some weird easter eggs in the game. Like that-

00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:34.520
If you lift the phone at certain times, you hear something or some shit.

00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.960
So this is a serum but I-

00:29:38.060 --> 00:29:38.800
Create the serum.

00:29:38.800 --> 00:29:40.400
I suppose I gotta create it here, huh?

00:29:40.860 --> 00:29:42.400
So we're just gonna have to go back.

00:29:44.420 --> 00:29:45.360
Not too shabby.

00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:47.820
Pretty proud of myself. I didn't die there.

00:29:48.540 --> 00:29:49.380
It goes to say that-

00:29:49.380 --> 00:29:49.880
-Y-you know-

00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:50.860
-Never give up.

00:29:51.180 --> 00:29:52.420
Hey. It's jacksepticeye.

00:29:53.260 --> 00:29:53.880
Cute.

00:29:54.600 --> 00:29:55.500
Excellent.

00:29:57.080 --> 00:29:58.180
YES!!

00:29:59.800 --> 00:30:00.920
Fuck yeah.

00:30:01.620 --> 00:30:03.340
Wasted all my shit on that bitch.

00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.980
Oh fuck's sake. More mosquitoes.

00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:14.360
I'm fuken ready.

00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:16.360
Ye better bring it, bitch.

00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:18.520
"Ah ma gad."

00:30:18.520 --> 00:30:19.720
"It's pewdepa-"

00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:20.520
Shut the fuck up.

00:30:21.120 --> 00:30:21.620
Whoa!

00:30:22.220 --> 00:30:23.620
I didn't know you can kill them.

00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:25.260
What???

00:30:26.300 --> 00:30:27.260
This changes everything.

00:30:32.520 --> 00:30:33.500
What is that??

00:30:34.940 --> 00:30:35.900
It's a scale.

00:30:35.900 --> 00:30:37.260
So I need another lantern.

00:30:37.460 --> 00:30:38.780
Perhaps, grandma's lantern?

00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:42.260
Could that be it?

00:30:42.520 --> 00:30:44.900
Let's go back and check on good ol' granny, y'know

00:30:45.520 --> 00:30:46.640
Maybe she's having a-

00:30:47.060 --> 00:30:48.500
Swell ol' time, you know?

00:30:50.460 --> 00:30:52.240
Yo, Granny~

00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.360
eeYo hoo~

00:30:54.340 --> 00:30:57.180
Granny Gru. I love you. Granny, granny, granny G-

00:30:58.520 --> 00:31:00.640
Ah. Fuck. That bitch is still alive isn't she?

00:31:02.500 --> 00:31:03.680
I'm just gonna go for your-

00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:04.180
Ah.

00:31:04.180 --> 00:31:04.680
Fuck.

00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:05.720
That's creepy.

00:31:07.280 --> 00:31:08.900
Can I at least save here?

00:31:10.280 --> 00:31:11.420
It saved, didn't it?

00:31:17.580 --> 00:31:18.560
Ey yoh. Granny.

00:31:19.380 --> 00:31:20.180
Oh Granny.

00:31:20.180 --> 00:31:21.160
Dim- Damn.

00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:23.960
You know what?I have second thoughts about going down there.

00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.960
To be honest. I have a lot of second thoughts.

00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:26.680
About-

00:31:29.860 --> 00:31:32.400
I don't know if SPECIAL is the right word there, Ethan.

00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:33.260
Bradberreh

00:31:33.260 --> 00:31:34.300
 

00:31:34.300 --> 00:31:35.760
I think the right word is uh...

00:31:35.760 --> 00:31:37.260
Fucking grotesque.

00:31:37.600 --> 00:31:39.260
Absolutely disgusting.

00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:43.060
I would rather die than going down this moist hole.

00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:46.240
But as long as there are not anymore moist monsters.

00:31:46.840 --> 00:31:48.040
I think we'll be fine.

00:31:50.180 --> 00:31:52.180
S- I guess that was like a pre-boss battle.

00:31:53.260 --> 00:31:54.040
I dunno.

00:31:54.040 --> 00:31:55.000
What do you think?

00:31:56.280 --> 00:31:57.260
Hey! We're out!

00:31:57.260 --> 00:31:57.760
Okay.

00:31:58.800 --> 00:32:00.800
That's cool. At least, we can save now.

00:32:02.660 --> 00:32:03.520
I believe.

00:32:09.300 --> 00:32:10.900
Tre- another treasure photo.

00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.520
Wait. Are we on the other side of it? Aren't we?

00:32:15.520 --> 00:32:16.460
Maybe we can open the gate.

00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:18.260
I really want to save.

00:32:18.260 --> 00:32:19.880
It really bothers me when-

00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:21.680
Yeah okay cool.

00:32:25.280 --> 00:32:28.020
Alright. So, Granny is still alive. We need to find her lantern.

00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:33.860
Let's go in our little trailer park and have a lil' schnack?

00:32:34.800 --> 00:32:36.800
Maybe some pringles. I don't know.

00:32:39.500 --> 00:32:40.840
♪ ♫ Save station! ♪ ♫

00:32:41.220 --> 00:32:43.600
♪ ♫ Gotta fucking love my save station ♪ ♫ (10/10 splendid pewds singing voice)

00:32:46.980 --> 00:32:48.620
I reckon we're gonna be here a while.

00:32:54.820 --> 00:32:56.580
Oh wow. Sounded great.

00:32:58.500 --> 00:32:59.400
Is this where we were?

00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:01.220
Oh!

00:33:03.460 --> 00:33:04.000
Nice.

00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:08.720
The fuck is up there?

00:33:09.540 --> 00:33:10.640
Should we go up there? (Nope!)

00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:11.180
(well you're going anyway)

00:33:11.340 --> 00:33:12.880
Hell yeah we're gonna go up there.

00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:14.680
Another treasure photo.

00:33:14.820 --> 00:33:16.820
So... next to a toilet.

00:33:17.600 --> 00:33:18.100
Okay.

00:33:19.900 --> 00:33:21.900
I'll keep in mind next time I take a shiet.

00:33:24.080 --> 00:33:25.680
Just no more fucking bugs. (plz)

00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:30.300
Ah. Jeez.

00:33:30.660 --> 00:33:31.960
I'll be right there, granneh!

00:33:32.500 --> 00:33:33.260
Or mommeh?

00:33:34.340 --> 00:33:35.260
Or papi

00:33:36.340 --> 00:33:37.260
Da fuck did I just grab?

00:33:39.860 --> 00:33:42.500
Why am I finding everything that I don't need.

00:33:42.500 --> 00:33:43.400
There it is.

00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:44.120
Okay.

00:33:45.060 --> 00:33:45.740
Fuck.

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:47.760
What do I drop now?

00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:50.480
Okay, we're back.

00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:51.140
Um...

00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:54.440
Let's make some...

00:33:55.380 --> 00:33:58.640
I think ammo seems more precious than health in this game.

00:33:59.560 --> 00:34:02.120
And just as I said that. *laughs* (lol) Great.

00:34:03.540 --> 00:34:04.220
Lockpick?

00:34:06.520 --> 00:34:07.500
What do we got?

00:34:09.160 --> 00:34:10.180
Flame rounds.

00:34:12.020 --> 00:34:14.240
Don't need 'em. At all. Fuck's sake.

00:34:17.020 --> 00:34:19.020
Hey Granny. How you doing down there, boi?

00:34:20.740 --> 00:34:21.760
Oh god.

00:34:25.260 --> 00:34:27.260
Love what you've done with the place, Granny.

00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:29.560
'Kay. Can't go in there.

00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:31.900
I'm okay with that.

00:34:33.580 --> 00:34:35.300
Fuck it's so dark.

00:34:35.980 --> 00:34:37.480
We need our lantern.

00:34:41.180 --> 00:34:42.000
What is this?

00:34:42.860 --> 00:34:43.500
The gate is -

00:34:43.500 --> 00:34:45.680
N-Well, no fucking shit Sherlock!

00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:47.700
Okay.

00:34:48.220 --> 00:34:49.380
-sees box- 
*deep breath*

00:34:51.220 --> 00:34:53.080
BOOOXXXXaaaahhh *exhales*

00:34:54.660 --> 00:34:56.060
Dat felt good.

00:34:57.020 --> 00:34:57.960
Yo hoo~♪

00:34:58.560 --> 00:34:59.820
Granny, you in there?

00:35:00.240 --> 00:35:01.080
You in there girl?

00:35:03.180 --> 00:35:04.400
Oh I can't? I'm too fat :(

00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:09.400
Can I burn this maybe?

00:35:10.200 --> 00:35:11.720
No. Not worth it.

00:35:15.140 --> 00:35:16.480
So where do I go then?

00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:23.820
I would like to use them...

00:35:27.780 --> 00:35:29.780
Now I wish we'd be able to find items easier.

00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:35.080
Oh for fuck's sake

00:35:44.220 --> 00:35:45.140
Ah. Jeez.

00:35:46.300 --> 00:35:47.560
Go away spooders.

00:35:48.640 --> 00:35:50.200
Ain't no body like you, spooders.

00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.300
Thank you very much tho

00:35:54.260 --> 00:35:56.080
Thank you for serving this country.

00:35:57.400 --> 00:35:58.120
Oh god.

00:36:01.420 --> 00:36:02.460
aye

00:36:03.740 --> 00:36:06.920
Fuck. I always get the part that I don't fucking need.

00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:11.800
I think we got a big fight coming up. (Ya think)

00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.340
Wait. W- We're here now?

00:36:17.160 --> 00:36:17.660
Oh.

00:36:17.660 --> 00:36:18.640
Upstairs.

00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:20.300
*SCREAMS*

00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:24.260
UH

00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:26.260
Please die. (plz)

00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:28.260
Oh. My. Fucking. God.

00:36:28.260 --> 00:36:30.000
You look great, granny.

00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:33.340
Uh...

00:36:33.340 --> 00:36:34.000
How you doing there?

00:36:35.020 --> 00:36:35.520
Great.

00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:37.420
Thanks for the hug, granny.

00:36:37.420 --> 00:36:40.200
I always appreciate your support in everything I do.

00:36:40.560 --> 00:36:42.200
It's always good to have a nanny.

00:36:43.180 --> 00:36:43.760
What?

00:36:44.540 --> 00:36:46.540
Oh Jesus Fucking Christ.

00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:49.060
What happened to you?!

00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:50.920
We used to be cool.

00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:55.320
I thought we were cool, granny. Like honestly.

00:36:56.040 --> 00:36:57.600
Ya kinda pissing me off now. ;-;

00:36:57.700 --> 00:36:58.700
Go away spooders.

00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:00.000
GRANNEH

00:37:00.340 --> 00:37:00.900
GRANNEH! >:(

00:37:01.160 --> 00:37:01.660
uh

00:37:01.660 --> 00:37:03.080
You've got something in your fanny, granny.

00:37:03.720 --> 00:37:04.640
Alright, that's cool

00:37:05.140 --> 00:37:05.640
It's fine.

00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:06.460
Don't care.

00:37:07.520 --> 00:37:08.820
Not uhh...

00:37:08.820 --> 00:37:11.040
Not too much of a fan of granny right now.

00:37:11.040 --> 00:37:13.340
I think she's uh.. She's kind of a bitch

00:37:17.020 --> 00:37:17.980
Uhh..

00:37:18.120 --> 00:37:18.940
Okay.

00:37:19.660 --> 00:37:21.680
Granny, can you fuck off honestly m8

00:37:22.740 --> 00:37:23.240
Oops

00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:23.980
Uhh..

00:37:24.720 --> 00:37:25.220
Fuck.

00:37:26.980 --> 00:37:27.520
Uh it's okay.

00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:34.260
Ehuhh granny

00:37:36.060 --> 00:37:37.000
Granny don't come here

00:37:38.780 --> 00:37:40.820
It's a dead end, granny. You don't want to come here.

00:37:43.160 --> 00:37:46.480
♫ Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN run run run run run. ♫

00:37:47.580 --> 00:37:48.080
Shit.

00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:49.960
Whoa what?!

00:37:50.900 --> 00:37:53.200
Go back to where you came from, granny.

00:37:56.060 --> 00:37:56.800
Really?

00:37:57.080 --> 00:37:58.760
Are you fucking kidding me.

00:37:59.900 --> 00:38:00.400
Okay.

00:38:01.560 --> 00:38:03.120
Let me just sniff the bra. [sniffs intensely]

00:38:03.520 --> 00:38:05.880
So apparently, you use the coins on the cages.

00:38:06.200 --> 00:38:06.840
For upgrades.

00:38:07.020 --> 00:38:08.780
F- so this one takes 3 coins

00:38:09.260 --> 00:38:09.900
5 coins

00:38:11.320 --> 00:38:12.180
Uhh 9 coins.

00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:13.860
9 coins for a gun?

00:38:14.160 --> 00:38:14.840
A magnum

00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:16.000
That's pretty good.

00:38:16.080 --> 00:38:17.940
So that's what the cages are for.

00:38:18.060 --> 00:38:20.120
Now, we have quite a few coins.

00:38:21.220 --> 00:38:23.300
So I think we should do something about that

00:38:24.040 --> 00:38:25.160
Reloading speed

00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:26.340
Ugh

00:38:37.680 --> 00:38:38.820
Aaand let's use it.

00:38:40.680 --> 00:38:42.200
And it heals us aswell that's good.

00:38:49.560 --> 00:38:51.320
Here we go. Say hi to granny

00:38:55.880 --> 00:39:05.980
[comedic time-lapse music]

00:39:06.900 --> 00:39:08.080
*and we see ethan scream again...you're gonna wanna hear this all over again, do you?*

00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:10.240
Are you fucking kidding me.

00:39:10.820 --> 00:39:12.300
It takes so fucking long.

00:39:12.940 --> 00:39:18.140
It's so annoying 'cause the fight takes so long and it's just- you fuck up a little bit and you're fucking dead.

00:39:18.240 --> 00:39:20.020
That's essentially this fight.

00:39:20.720 --> 00:39:21.540
Don't like it.

00:39:26.900 --> 00:39:27.920
Oh she doesn't hit you! (When you block)

00:39:39.200 --> 00:39:40.560
Just fucking give it up, granny.

00:39:41.140 --> 00:39:42.480
Getting tired of you right now.

00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:47.080
She dead?

00:39:47.240 --> 00:39:48.480
She dead. She dead. She dead.

00:39:48.600 --> 00:39:49.400
FUCK YEA!

00:39:50.720 --> 00:39:51.920
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

00:39:52.580 --> 00:39:53.940
HELL YEAH, GRANNY!

00:39:54.720 --> 00:39:55.960
You're looking like ermm..

00:39:56.560 --> 00:39:57.580
Uhhh... Mmm errr. (stoned?)

00:39:57.580 --> 00:39:58.340
YEAH!

00:39:58.660 --> 00:39:59.420
GOT 'EM! (thx)

00:39:59.420 --> 00:40:00.800
"Jast fukin stay dead, okai?"

00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:04.360
FUCKING STAY DEAD! That's right motherfucker we got the lantern, high five!

00:40:04.900 --> 00:40:07.760
That wasn't too bad. Actually I have like a lot of stuff left.

00:40:09.580 --> 00:40:11.800
So that might have worked out better than expected!

00:40:11.900 --> 00:40:12.660
Let's go back

00:40:13.040 --> 00:40:13.940
To the f--

00:40:13.940 --> 00:40:14.740
Uh lantern thing.

00:40:14.780 --> 00:40:16.800
Hey look at that that's some more ammo. (health.)

00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.180
*fancy finger snap transition*

00:40:18.180 --> 00:40:20.020
Oh hey look! This disappears now.

00:40:20.720 --> 00:40:21.860
Wow amazin'.

00:40:22.240 --> 00:40:24.720
Thank you granny. I hope it's a shortcut.

00:40:26.240 --> 00:40:27.840
Eyyy more of that. Thanks granny.

00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:30.180
Hey granny maybe wasn't so bad after all.

00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:32.920
Ohh okay just a shortcut

00:40:34.140 --> 00:40:36.400
♪ Save station gotta love my save station.

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:38.700
Cool! Thanks! We did another episode

00:40:38.740 --> 00:40:44.100
The ama- The amazing support of these videos really means a lot I read all of the comments I appreciate all the feedback

00:40:44.100 --> 00:40:44.660
(what about the subtitle guys ;-; (ikr))

00:40:44.660 --> 00:40:51.140
And- and uhh. That you bros are so into it I think it's really cool I'm really loving playing this game and I'll see you all tomorrow with another episode!

00:40:51.140 --> 00:40:53.260
As always, stay awesome, Bros.

00:40:53.260 --> 00:40:55.260
(ok bye pewdiepie <3)